Carrying on from the subthread below
Best album and best song of 2011.

Alt: how is it only 2:45?

Altalt: Celebrity Christmas death match 2011, who would you put in teh ring and why?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 14:45, 131 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm getting a Kindle for Christmas.
Given that I remember that the first CD I ever played on a stereo bought with my own money was 'A Salt With A Deadly Peppa', the first song I ever listened to on my first iPod was Sam Cooke's 'Jesus Gave Me Water', The first VHS I ever rented for myself was 'BMX Bandits' and the first DVD I ever watched was 'Groundhog Day', it seems likely that the first book I ever read on a Kindle I will remember for the rest of my life. That's a lot of pressure, so what should I get?


Alt: I just ate a McDonald's Mince Meat and Custard Hot Pie. What do you regret ever doing?

AltAlt: The Lake District was unbelievably beautiful with the snow last weekend, I wish I was spending Christmas there. In an ideal world where would you spend Christmas?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 13:07, 92 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You know what's really exciting
Offices.

Man I fucking love them, love talking about them, love reading about them, love thinking about them.

My favourite TV show is The Office. What's your favourite office based thing?
( WormuIus, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 11:55, 59 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Just seen the agenda for the Service Managers Meeting
1. New Terms of reference for the Service Managers Meeting
2. Is there any point in having a Service Managers Meeting?
3. Date of next meeting

Apparently there are office politics going on with the new meeting chairperson setting item 1 and the "deposed" chairperson setting item 2.

Seen any adults acting like kids lately?
Alt: any office gossip?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 10:52, 86 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Internet hero HimJim claims never to have seen 'Carry on Up the Khyber'.
Until recently I had never been to a 'football match'. What is there that everyone but you seems to have seen/done/whatever - excluding that most hilarious of replies, 'MY MUM'. At my age I don't think I could cope with that level of humour, and might die.

Alt: best 'Carry On' film? 'Khyber', 'Camping' or 'Don't Lose Your Head', I'd say. The LOLarious antics of 'The Black Fingernail' have me in fits every time. I'm so 'into film' that I have had a half-formed idea for an essay on 'the 'Carry On' films as British social barometer' for many years now. I really am that dull.

Alt alt: perhaps you hate the 'Carry On' films. Why is this? Are you bent or something? Do the adventures of 'Dr Tinkle' and his pals hold no mirth for you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 8:12, 240 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Should have been working tonight.
Not. Bored. Not entirely sober.

Anyone got anything better to offer?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 18:56, 375 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Krankie shagging thread has died out, fortunately!
Tell me about the times you have disgraced yourselves around Christmas. Monty's sister pissed herself or something, stuff like that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 15:51, 138 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The fact that the Krankies were swingers doesn't come as much of a shock but who the fuck would they have swung with?
*bokes*

Swinging? Harmless fun or dirty gets who want their cake and eat it?
( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 14:02, 221 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Calm down you lot.
So anyway HMV is going down the toilet. What was the first single you bought from there. Do you like HMV?

I don't it's shit and full of pricks.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:21, 127 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hey folks it's nearly christmas and it's time to meet up with your pals and have fun
I have eaten three turkeys dinners in the last four days, but it's okay because I like turkey.

What have you overindulged in recently? Is there anything you've done that you you don't consider an overindulgence but other people might?

alternatively: North Korea, is this a chance for a new relationship with the outside world or are we one step closer to a nuclear war?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:20, 168 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yesterday I *had* to eat hotdogs after I watched Man vs Food shortly after waking up.
I really don't like them on the whole, but nothing else would do.

Ever eat weird shit? Do you have a guilty food secret that is really disgusting but you don't care? I have the occasional liking for corned beef.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:18, 84 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I read with no small confusion Mitch Winehouse*'s statement
about when he used to have family Christmases, 'being a Jewish family, Christmas is really important to us'. Now I'm no expert theologian but there seems to be something that's not quite right about that.

Tell the class about an example of jaw-dropping ignorance and stupidity you have recently encountered.

OR recount your weekend's adventures. I genuinely made fudge and chutney. I listened to Radio 4. Then I drank half a bottle of rum, a bottle of wine and a handful of beers and crashed into bed at about 8pm.

*he is rapidly becoming one of the most irritating people in the media to me
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 8:38, 222 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Noel's Christmas Presents in on at 6.30
I'm going to watch it and get all misty eyed.

What b3ta would you treat to something special, what would it be and why them?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 18:17, 131 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

That's better.
How is your weekend going?

Today I am taking my wife for lunch to a local Italian restuarant to celebrate it being a year to the day since I proposed and six months to the day since we got married.

Then this evening I am going to see The Levellers at Brixton Academy.

Alt: Tea or coffee?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 8:32, 72 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Just to move that gif down the page.
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Good Morning.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 18 Dec 2011, 8:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

( WormuIus, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 22:05, 12 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

We're all just a bunch of muppets
are we not?
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 21:30, 25 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Alright?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 17:49, 40 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm at work today.
Boo hoo.

How are you lot?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 17 Dec 2011, 8:14, 56 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Tonight is Xmas party night, apparently
Bugger all good to me as I'm self-employed.

So - this is my work Xmas party. Welcome!

Help yerself to some Iceland sausage rolls and Netto sherry.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 18:52, 58 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This new meme is fun
What have YOU heard about Darth Foxtrot?

Alt: what new meme would you like us to start about you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 16:48, 100 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

OH
MY
GOD

it's snowing, in December WTF is this???
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 15:35, 88 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Let's have a book thread. We haven't done one for a while.
I'm currently reading Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood. It's strange but compelling.
( girlinthehole, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 13:42, 147 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well it is Friday, so come on...
What are you doing this weekend?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:06, 152 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

/OT seems to have been taken hostage by fuckwittery
No offence Horsey, I was enjoying that game until Quentin.

Apparently I'm going ice skating on Sunday. What part of my body will I hurt, how badly, and will it heal in time for me to be able to dance in Blackpool on January 7th? Prizes for the winner. May just be a pint. Judge's decision is final etc.

Alt: To my eternal shame I thoroughly enjoyed a book aimed squarely at the Twilight demographic, called The Hunger Games. There's a film out soon. What FILM events are you looking forward to in the next year?

AltAlt: Who's going to win SCD tomorrow? I actually don't care. What has become of me?!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 10:32, 222 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Last day of school before Christmas today. That means you can bring in games. Here's mine; ascii catchphrase:
WHAT NUMBERS DO IN PRIVATE:

     i'm sewing a protective cover for my herbs
       /
      /
     9

EDIT: Quentin got it. It is, obviously, A STITCHING NINE SAVES THYME. Someone else do one of similar quality.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:40, 26 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I have a teensy bit of a hangover.
How are you this fine (!) day?

There's some soggy snow coming down but it won't settle. Why is it that whenever it's wet or snowy I find myself in sneakers with fucking great holes in?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 8:48, 144 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i just saw a cartoon character sick up a rainbow
Best animated series ever?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 20:22, 125 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Do we have a Tim Gillooley in the audience tonight?
I figure he's one of yours, given how upset he just got at the clique.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 19:30, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hey look at me everyone!
I'm about to have a full roast turkey dinner with my family as I won't see them on Christmas Day or anytime after that until next year.

Tomorrow I'm having roast turkey for lunch at my office "party" and then on Sunday I'm having roast turkey for lunch with my "london friends".

I like turkey. I'm also installing photshop on my laptop.

What do you like and what are you doing?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 19:19, 18 replies, latest was 14 years ago)