Politics
Do you think a lack of knowledge on this topic makes you of inferior intelligence?

Personally I don't vote. I think Labour is the lesser of the evils but they managed to get the Country into huge debt.

Now because of my non following of recent politics I was accused of being of lesser intelligence over the weekend.

Thoughts?

Alt. Any christmas markets near you and how pissed have you got when you go to them
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:11, 260 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What's the best thing you've ever built/made/painted/created?
alt: do you grocery shop on the internet, i'm thinking of giving it a go.

altalt: My friend's baby managed to eat some poison this morning (rat i assume) what's the closet you've ever come to death?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:02, 126 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So that was fun.
What are your opinions on the latest Isreal Gaza fracas?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 12:20, 170 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Wilf's Fuck You Monday Thread
Good morning /ot, today my hair is ORANGE, this is helping fend off the evil that is Monday. The Nice people form TalkTalk Have also removed the download limit on my super-budget broadband, so I am using it to do what any good boy would and downloading every movie I can think of.

What's cheering you up this Monday, apart form my mum?

Alt: What movies should/shouldn't I download and watch tonight? Why do you cunt have to turn a perfectly good threat into yet another 'list shit you like' thread? and if you'r gonna do that at least stick to fucking films.

AltAlt: silly things you've done to try and avoid being nearly forty and thus grown up?

AltAltAlt: I forgot how old I was and thought I was only 34. I was right sad when I remembered how old I actually am, you ever get that? eh? eh? /Peter fucking Kay.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 11:00, 43 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning, class.
What's going on of note for you this week?

Alt: Good weekend? Mine was OK, but my spastic ex cancelled her inspection visit to my flat so I still have that hanging over me. I wemt to a pub in the middle of fucking nowhere (West London) on Saturday night, only to find a bunch of chaps I know from Winchester celebrating one of them's 40th. Bit odd. Sorry, 'random'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 8:48, 229 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Newslink time
www.bbc.co.uk/news/10611973

What's the most extreme thing you'd ride whilst drunk?

Alt: Favourite Xmas movie or something
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 0:13, 18 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm bored.
You?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 18 Nov 2012, 22:15, 41 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Have I mentioned that WE beat Chelsea today?
tell me sports things important to you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 22:56, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Saturday night shutin thread!
How is everybody? What are you up to tonight?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 18:07, 167 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There are few more miserable ways to start Saturday than waiting in Poznan airport for a Ryanair flight.
Are any of you up yet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 8:22, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey, you! Check out my COOL NEW XMAS NAME, yeah?
What're you up to this evening?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 17:51, 57 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hi, I'm going to post this thread and then fuck off and not respond to anybody
especially since I'm asking for your help.

Cheers.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:55, 7 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Programmes and films IMDB cant help you with....
Just thought it might be good for those 'you know, it had that guy from that thing in it...' type questions.

Mine was for a series called Buried on channel 4 which I now found the name for, but the idea was still there. Oh, and if anyone has that on dvd or anything that would be ace as its not online anywhere...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:30, 19 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You guys aren't entertaining me as much as I'd like you to
In entertainment news, MNDR is going to be at Rock N Roll hotel in DC in a few weeks but I can't go because I'm babysitting
I feel like babysitting is RUINING MY LIIIIIFE

music, throw some out there

what's ruining your life?

favorite pizza toppings?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:17, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

New thread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-20357131

So this bloke wrote "gay marridge is an equality too far" on face book and got demoted.

What's your opinion, I've not got much sympathy for him, but I think demoting the bloke was an over reaction.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:46, 49 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what's the worst crime against humanity that you can think of?
i was going to say paedos, but i think it has to be double dipping or people who dunk bread in soup/biscuits in tea.

alt: my new sparkly jumper arrived. it is far too big and i look like the black snowman in it. i am far too lazy to send it back, so i will end up wearing it anyway. which looks worse, clothes that are too big or clothes that are too small??

altalt: just been reading at the school we support. the little bastard next to me kept doing rancid farts. he called them "windies". what do you call it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 14:42, 97 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is so shit I might flounce.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 12:27, 260 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Children in Need
The Beeb still going ahead and hosting this while it sieves out it's paedos, is this ironic (don't you think)?

Alt. Fave stand up comic.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:21, 200 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is a new thread.
Tell the class your weekend plans - ideally not using the term 'pant-creaming'. Thank you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:10, 128 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning turdlickers
It's Friday, or Piątek as they call it here in foggy Poland. This morning on my way to the office I saw some buildings that had bullet holes in the walls, leftover from that little spat in the 1940's. When did your environment last remind you of something historic?

Alt: What are your expectations today? I'm expecting some more libel from Dozer, some puns from Jeff and at least 100 posts called Nakers (correctly) a bent spastic. I also expect to get stuck in to several pints of delicious Polish beer later. I may also do some work.

AltAlt: Which B3tan is the most likely to get arrested?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 7:48, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

New thread!
Talk amongst yourselves.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 20:26, 188 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Music!
It makes the people come together according to scrotum-faced chart botherer Madonna but I doubt that's true of this site.

What have been your albums of the Year.

Personally I think 2012 has been piss poor.

I'm putting forward Miike snow, Skunk Anansie, No Doubt and Paloma Faith.

I'm sure you all have a lot more obscure and cool additions.

Let the battle of taste commence!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:05, 71 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That thread has enough replies,
Bets on how many this one will get?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 15 Nov 2012, 15:35, 231 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So
Naked Ape is a bent spastic, Kroney is French, Monty is bankrupt, I am short, Dozer works in admin when he's not libeling peers of the realm & Al is fat.

What other facts can you claim about B3tans? Real or false.

Alt: Apparently Dave Lee Travis is the latest person to be arrested in the Savile investigation. Who's the worst DJ you've ever heard on radio?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 13:08, 243 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I got bored with that thread, and read this article
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/wordofmouth/2012/nov/08/top-chefs-unite-against-blogger-s-review

It's pretty funny how chefs are cunts, who'd have thought it?

So anyway, i'm hungover, I had to wake up at 5am to be sick and didn't make it into work until 10am. Luckily it's my bosses fault. Are you hungover?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:12, 108 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

On R4 this morning they were on about this McAlpine shit.
His lawyers were genuinely saying that they were going to go after every single person who 'tweeted', 're-tweeted' or mentioned their client's name on the internet and that they know who they are and how it'd be best if they came forward and apologised, and reached a settlement.

This a) made me lol about what a fucking ridiculous idea this was and b) reminded me that Dozer posted McAlpine's name on here TWICE. He will of course be 'complying' with the lawyers' requests.

So, bye Britass, nice knowing you. FREE THE TURQUOISE ONE!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:49, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning
I may have had one beer too many last night...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 8:30, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)