Census data
White British is now the "minority" in london with only 48% of people identifying themselves as such, Islam is the fasted growing religeon and "Jedi" is the most popular alternative religeon.

Does any of this worry you? Do you see little relevance in collecting this sort of data? Will Islam ever become as interwoven into our society as say Catholocism or Judaism?

alt: China is proposing on building 1km tall skyscaper by march 2013...would you trust a building built that fast and to that height?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:05, 170 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Working from home
Im thinking of doing some extra work, part time from home. Maybe data entry or something along those lines.
Share your experiences, good or bad from either this, or other fields of work.

Alt. How would you invest a million to make sure you were set for life? Property? Shares?

Alt Alt. Shit off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 12:04, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Thread number two, for me and you.
So, if the tabloids are to be believed, those LOLarious Aussie prank call japesters face a possible 5 years in the nick for broadcasting their call.

I believe that were this to happen (which of course it won't) this would be fucking preposterous, when you think that you can main a stranger in a terrifying drunken attack and get less. Do you agree?

Alt: Amorous Badger is on tenterhooks, desperate to know your luncheon plans. Put the poor lad out of his misery, woncha?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 10:24, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Bit nippy out.
Good morning, class.

So, Tangles, Ravi Shankar is no more. I had an album of his once, it was alright. Tru story, se'sly.

So, it's 12/12/12 today. Does that mean at 12:12pm everyone has to stop for a minute to think about how cool and smart war is? I do hope so*.

Alt: Ten quid says Hartley Hare has a hangover and an underlying sense of 'what have I done?' dread today. He was on /talk last night trying to start 'a fight'. Oh dear.

*I am being 'edgy' and 'challenging' here
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Dec 2012, 8:26, 132 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

TD reporting in and asking others to report as well.
Everything has gone blue. Good job my password is tattoed on my knuckles, eh?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 19:38, 163 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What are you scared off?
, Kroney is scared by moths, Nakers is scared of birds (or will be soon) b3th is afraid of losing her figure and youth, So man the fuck up and admit your fears.

Alt hair do’s/hair don’ts some prick at work has just turned up with all his hair shaved of apart from a small patch slightly to one side on top about the size of a SIDE plate and bleached WTF when was your last hair related win/loss?

Alt: Alt: Let’s start a fight with /talk

Best answer get a tit or cock gazz (unfortunatly its bobbys tits or cock Pic.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 15:40, 157 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Whatcha' reckon?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2246104/Unemployed-single-mother-benefits-spends-2-000-Christmas-20-presents-children.html

Do you struggle on your income? I reckon fair 'nuff if she's saved up, but I reckon that "20 presents" thing includes things like, I donno, 50p bar of chocolate or whatever. Or maybe all the artcles she's gonna go in will pay for some of it? Ovbously there is Daily Mail factor in there.

Let's get angry, what pisses you off about the goverment? I'd get them to tell Atos to go do one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 14:06, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well done for getting a thread over the 100 replies count you fucking wankers.
What's all this shit about eh?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-20676605

Good old 'on the pulse' Jackson says 'the world has moved onto CDs'. But what about this frames per second lark? 'Sickly sheen of fakeness' yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 13:57, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

who's the biggest mentalist you know, and what do they do that makes you think they are so mental?
alt: my niece has swapped horses for ballet "because trotting made her minnie hurt". what euphemisms did you use for delicate areas of the body when you were a kid?

altalt: went to a lecture this morning and the guy behind me crossed his legs and inadvertently stuck his shoe right up my arse. what has surprised you the most in a public arena recently?

altaltalt: lunch? i am going american today, balls and sliders all over the place...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:46, 159 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Soooo
Census data is out today, shows that people without religion is up to 25% christians down to 59%.

And a increase in imigration. Although when you look at the numbers they're laughable, white british is still 80% of the population.

Shall we do a b3tan census;
age:
Sex:
Religion:
Ethnicity:
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 11:15, 63 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Enough of that bent spasticry
I just heard my own voice played back to me on a conference call and am forever reminded of how effete and shit it is.

What do you hate about yourself? Or, to make this question slightly more appropriate, what do you hate most about yourself?

Alt: How creative do we think Dozer's answer of "nothing" will be?

AltAlt: Sports Personality of the Year, don't pretend you don't care.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 10:02, 118 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I was walking down an alleyway this morning between two buildings
It was dimly lit and without exits aside from either end. As I entered I noticed a robin staring at me from the far end. As I stepped forward the robin hopped towards me, I stopped, he stopped, I walked, he hopped towards me his beady eye, cold and unblinking boring into me. We came to a Mexican stand off just a foot apart, I went to circumnavigate the avian menace but as my frosty brogue lifted from the ground he pounced and in a flurry of feathers and needle sharp beaks he flew at my face. I took evasive action and the little red breasted shit skimmed over my head and took up a perch nearby, mocking me.

What's with the fucking birds these days? When we're you last attacked by an animal?

Alt: cold isn't it?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Dec 2012, 7:56, 107 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

night time pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 21:51, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Monty and Battered and Nakers are back Hurah!
So, what's fucked up your day?

Alt: what thing from the past can you do without

AltAlt: What's the point of /talk these days?

AltALtAtl:first one to tell me to fuck off is a rapist
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 10 Dec 2012, 16:15, 133 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

why don't you all come and post on /talk?
it's lovely, you'll have a blast. come on, i love you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 14:57, 67 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucking hell!
What is the most you've spent on a present? I've just shelled out £195 for a pair of fucking Ugg boots

Alt:
Best/worst present you've sent or received.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 13:39, 97 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lets talk about drugs.
Some MP's who've spent a good time looking at it have said, we should sort out our drug policy. And have a Royal commision about it. Torys and Labour have said no.

So what do you think? Is changing drug policy worth doing? if so is it worth doing now?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 11:12, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Let's try again, shall we?
That thread was WTN.

What've you got in your diary this week? Anything good?

I'm taking my kid to see a Noggin the Nog theatre production on Sunday which I'm hoping will be good.

Alt: Do you like going to the theatre? Personally I think it's shit. I have never enjoyed a singe play I've been to. I like the atmosphere, the occasion etc but either I've been incredibly unfortunate in the plays I've seen or it really is shit. I cannot abide that overblown acting style. It's bent and 'theatre' types are the worst kind of fucking wankers.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 9:45, 87 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning
Why is Monty such an epic flid-cunt?

Edited for monty
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Dec 2012, 7:40, 81 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

evening

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Dec 2012, 18:55, 104 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm alright, thanks for asking.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 9 Dec 2012, 12:45, 66 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Evening all, since getting back in from the hell of Christmas shopping…..
I have been mainly sorting out music, Pics. and films and moving them onto the external hard drive,
Out of interest where the fuck is all you lot?

Alt: My car got keyed at the supermarket today; I really can’t understand random acts of vandalism like that, what pisses you off with broken Britain?

Alt:Alt: What would you really like for Christmas? World peace? A new bike? Me to DMAAKM? Expand on this topic as you see fit.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 19:36, 9 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Gerrup you 'orrible lot!
A pigeon just hovered in from of me trying to steal some bread, fucking pigeon prick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 10:13, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I just pulled off a stabbed actress Reese whatsername gag on FB chat
Have you taken an aged joke and played it on someone who really should have already heard it?

Alt: Why are you up so late?
AltAlt: Why are you up so early?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 8 Dec 2012, 0:29, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's obviously time for a new thread
In true festive spirit, what are your top 3 Christmas tunes? Mine are "Fairytale of New York" by The Pogues and Kirsty McColl, the undisputed champ, "Christmas in Hollis" by Run DMC and "Last Christmas" by Wham!, on account of my rampaging homosexuality. "Let It Snow", by either Bing or Dino, is just outside the tryptich.

Alt: FUCK YOUR MUM'S HORSE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 16:15, 125 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

f00o0o0o00od thread
Every year, at Casa'd Mama Gonz, at christmas, it's my absolute pleasure to do the starter for the christmas meal. There are some rules, I'm not allowed to make a mess or use up much of the kitchen on the day, but the day before I can do what I'd like from home and bring it in.

Previous years I've done scallops on a pea puree, and the year before that I did a prawn cocktail. This year though, I'm a bit stumped.

I've also got a georgous 300g ribeye, some posh mushrooms, and some posh blue cheese. I'm not sure to do a bluecheese sauce and have it in an epic sandwich....or a mushroom one one with a nice baked potato. Whats your perfect steak super?

Ma' is doing a pick-up from my dealer later on today, so I asked her to pick up a couple of prepaired squid and 5 of those big fat king-prawns that I love so much. Got any ideas for that? I like Jamie's idea of doing the squid into balls and then making them crispy with sweet chili sauce and seasimiseeds.

Natually we can chuck in a lunch thread in here if it hasn't already been done.

If food ain't your cup of tea at the moment, what bit of media are you consuming and enjoying recently? I'm thoroughly enjoying the book K-PAX (I'm on the second book now, the first one only took me about 10 days to read, and I'm a real slow reader); I've read it loads of times now. I'm really enjoying Elementary too.

One more alt: I'm learning the Violin right now, I'm up to the forth practice thing using the open strings, thoroughly enjoying it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 14:11, 196 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Hey guys! GUYS!!! OVER HERE!!!!!!!!
GUYS!!!!!

Not really, I got nothing. LITERALLY, BECAUSE I AM POOR!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 13:57, 55 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fucking Donkeycunts
I've got a meeting at 1pm. There goes the pub

What has royally fucked you off today?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Dec 2012, 12:43, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)