Earworms, yep that’s right EARWORMS
So anyway I’ve woken up with the theme track from “Prisoner Cell Block H”
“He used to bring me flowers, I wish he could again, but that was on the outside and thing were different then”
What’s the worst earworm you’ve ever had?

Alt: Fruit I have nice ripe Mango today how the fuck can I eat without getting juices all over the place?
Fruit woes tell us about them.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 7:42, 60 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Err, is it too early or late to start a new thread?
Nothing to say as such but I have a new laptop and wanted to give it a go.

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.

Right. Keyboard test done.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 22:05, 13 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Let's all talk about Frank's Parrot.
I'm a big fan of Momo. and anyone who isn't is a cunt.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:41, 56 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You tedious spastics.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:41, Reply)

Bored of this now.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:40, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

v
NO, FUCK OFF YOU PIPKINS PRICK!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:40, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

alright my sides are hurting now can someone please start a thread
we can enjoy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:38, Reply)

FUCK YOU HH

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:37, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

AL IS A CUNT

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:36, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

YES WHAT AB SAID

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:36, Reply)

STOMPING ALL OF YOU

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:36, Reply)

WILL YOU ALL STOP MESSING AROUND AND BEING DAFT ON A COMEDY FORUM

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

MODS! PEOPLE ARE BEING PETTY AND SILLY!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:24, 17 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

fuck you Hartley, fuck you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:23, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I call tonight, officially STOMP NIGHT
alt:It's a waste of time it's gonna get STOMPED anyway

Alt:alt:STOMPITY STOMP
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:19, Reply)

New thread that Gonz can join in on.
Because Gonz is fucking great, that's why.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:10, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bored in Poland thread.
Monday night. Plans?

Alt: stick yourself up your own arse. You ugly wanker.

Altalt: stick yourself up your dad's arse. You're both ugly wankers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 19:01, 22 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

New thread
What?

alt:Why?

aly:alt:where?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 18:59, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

so a friend of mine has a friend who dated megan fox a few years ago, before she was famous
they dated for a couple of months, and he reports that he got sick of it, and it was actually "just annoying" dating someone so obscenely hot because people just stopped and stared all the time. do we believe this?

what's the most obvious/bitter lie you've ever heard/told?

alt: can/should men wear pink?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 16:51, 164 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

According to my shower gel i should now smell of lemon grass and "sea minerals" which is probably just salt
What do you smell of?

Akt: have you ever instigated a riot by attacking our brave policemen?

altalt: best tango flavour EVA
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 15:19, 193 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So lonely.
When were you last alone?

EDIT: I came to Poland for a two hour meeting. That meeting has just lasted less than one hour. What a waste of time.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:49, 157 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Politicalololololz
You ever been on a protest? Or even thought that you'd like to go on a protest? I've thought about going on a few, the trouble is that a lot of people who protest all the time / career-protestors, really get on my nerves, even if I agree with their cause. Like when they exersize their rights to pathetic levels at inappropriate times ("Officer ! I would like to make a complaint ! That man assault me by touching my arm !").

Lunch Alt: french bread pizza

Second Alt: That Aids cure is a bit mental, whatcha reckon?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 13:00, 190 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So what are you looking forward to this week?
I’m looking forward to meeting Darth and going to Needoos.

Alt: I’m grateful that this trip to Poland is only for one night. Are you grateful for anything?

AltAlt: What are you doing for Easter?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 12:17, 81 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

5 car crashes outside his house in one weekend
www.thisissomerset.co.uk/Terrified-families-crashes-12-hours-outside-homes/story-18277904-detail/story.html#axzz2MZGGDNci

what can we conclude - that all drivers in somerset are inept, or that he put his house in a really shit place? who's the unluckiest person you know?

alt: so in support for monty today, what's the biggest bollocking you've ever had or received?

altalt: what always makes you smile?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 11:02, 122 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good weekend?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:42, 198 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

gonz, battered is still banging on about how you've got him on ignore
thought you should know, looks like he's kinda been affected by it, maybs you should try and make up with him
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 9:28, 14 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Luton airport. An unpleasant start to the week.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 4 Mar 2013, 7:02, 57 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Been at work all day again, you fat cunts.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 21:26, 117 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Come on Arsenal.
I have a tenner on them to lose 2-1 with Bale scoring first. They are currently 2-0 down.

Alt: Good weekend so far?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 16:48, 130 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

oh great now battered has me on ignore 2.0 for fucks sake
why cant you all just cheer the fuck up and get along omg
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 3 Mar 2013, 15:21, 31 replies, latest was 13 years ago)