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You fat lazy cunts. Do some fucking work.
( , Tue 19 Mar 2013, 11:04, 108 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What are you reading at the moment? What would you recommend others read?
I'm reading this one, about lives in North Korea: www.amazon.co.uk/Nothing-To-Envy-Lives-ebook/dp/B003V4ASV8/ref=dp_kinw_strp_1
( , Tue 19 Mar 2013, 10:10, 169 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Time to get angry at the internet; this is supposed to be the ultimate Bacon butty
metro.co.uk/2013/03/12/saving-your-bacon-how-to-make-the-ultimate-butty-3535890/
Like hell it is, what is the ultimate Bacon sandwich? Insert alternative sandwich for
Alt: Boris wants to be PM What do you think about that?
Alt:Alt: I’ve got a feeling today is going to be great, what are you feeling*?
*Awaits a flood of YM gags
( , Tue 19 Mar 2013, 8:21, 275 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

oily massage?
alt: alright
altalt: Cheers.
( , Tue 19 Mar 2013, 6:28, 32 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

For Goodness' sake
I got the alky alky Shakes
I got the Shakes
I got the alky alky Shakes
Ooh, I can't sit still
With the alky alky Shakes
My coin jar can get a can of strongbow or something i dont know how to make this rhyme line.
With the alky alky Shakes
Yeah, it's in the bag
Ooh, the alky alky Shake
Alright generic evening thread?
( , Mon 18 Mar 2013, 18:31, 88 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( , Mon 18 Mar 2013, 15:58, 173 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-21788238
What percentage male/female are you?
Alt: Freefair is back. Got any tips for everyone's favourite young Conservative in his final months before university?
Altalt: Go eat a bag of dicks.
( , Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:41, 203 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mind if I eat a bag of dicks?
( , Mon 18 Mar 2013, 14:33, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

mind if I take some clothes off?
( , Mon 18 Mar 2013, 13:25, 155 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

www.hattrick.co.uk/ticketing/recordings/?seriesId=443&id=4
( , Mon 18 Mar 2013, 12:02, 112 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

There was a MASSIVE dogshit which someone had stood in. In the resulting dent, another dog had pissed it full, like a faecal volcano
What is the most disgusting thing you've seen? (YM apart)
( , Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:48, 132 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

When did you last buy new pants?
( , Mon 18 Mar 2013, 10:11, 62 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

having major problems with the Northern Line this morning. What are YOU having problems with? And what are you looking forward to or dreading about the week ahead?
( , Mon 18 Mar 2013, 7:53, 219 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

What went wrong?
( , Sun 17 Mar 2013, 21:46, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I may have a hangover tomorrow
( , Sun 17 Mar 2013, 18:32, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alt: no really
( , Sun 17 Mar 2013, 11:08, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I JUST DON'T KNOW!
( , Sat 16 Mar 2013, 22:18, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

( , Sat 16 Mar 2013, 18:33, 31 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

MOD EDIT: Can we save the naked Cheggers pictures for INSIDE the thread, please?
/Badger edit - Shove it up your fuming joyhole, crapstick.
( , Sat 16 Mar 2013, 15:59, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Turns out he was merely ahead of the times with his infamous 'L'il Wayne is dead' hoax.
stereogum.com/1288931/lil-wayne-in-critical-confusing-condition/top-stories/lead-story/
(for reference - www.nme.com/news/lil-wayne/40792)
( , Sat 16 Mar 2013, 14:17, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
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