So Battered? Two foot of angry spastic or basically a good kid just tryin ta get by in a crazy mixed-up world?
Keyword: eppy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:11, 122 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"so i ran over her and then put her body in my car and then i forget what happened next
and in no way did i hang around looking for a young girl to molest before abusing her, cutting her up, and burning the body in my stove."

what's the worst excuse you've ever heard/made?

alt: until monty, i had never heard of albert fish. what have you learned from your time on OT??

altalt: would you rather be punched in the throat or the crotch? or punch someone else there, if you like.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 May 2013, 14:11, 10 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So Hartley Hare? Complete and utter prick or simply a standard sized prick?
Should BBC links be banned on OT?

Should HH be banned?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:06, 150 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Lilly livered lefty fucktards
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22461400

If you could make a book/play/film how distasteful could you make it?

What topics are taboo?

Alt:Lunch?????
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:04, 26 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Does ANYONE like those Hovis biscuits you get in selection boxes? You know, the sweet ones that look like loaves of bread.
They're fuckin RANK, bruv
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 13:02, 22 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Right, I'll help you all out.
This is the CORRECT way to wrap up your headphones.

One! make a metal hand sign with your left hand, you know \m/ yeah do that. Turn it sideways with your palm facing up
Two! lay the two headphones just over your index finger.
Three! Now wrap the cord in a figure of 8 style behind your little finger then up and around your index finger
Four! Repeat until nearly used up all of the 30m cable.
Five! Wrap the remainder of the cord round the middle of the figure of 8 Three or Four times.
Six! Win at life

Alt: What top tips do you have.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 May 2013, 11:35, 208 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So, it turns out that Sportscow is a bud-bud. Who knew?
No wonder he liked Tayyab's so much.

When were you last surprised and how?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 May 2013, 9:58, 141 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So this morning I left my phone in a taxi. I expect it will be the last I see of that; you can buy a flat here for the price of a smartphone.
When did you last do something fuckwitted?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 May 2013, 7:54, 160 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Mornin' all
Today I will be mostly going to Manchester to talk to members of a design bureau. I fully expect to be overwhelmed with buzzwords by Hoxton-finned, skinny-jeans-wearing, hipster-glassed loons. I may be wrong.
What preconceptions do you have about certain professions? Have they been proved right or wrong?

Alt: Letting agents. are they ALL cunts?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 May 2013, 7:23, 11 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

evening

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 8 May 2013, 22:39, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

That thread has carked it.
So, you have a relationship end, or as the septics phrase is 'a mutual terminal relationship failure' (cunts).

How do you tell people so they don't take sides or get upset on your behalf?

Alt: Yeah baby.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 19:22, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Imma do you cunts a favour.
This stuff is fucking incredible:

www.winesofuruguay.co.uk/shop/view/alcyone-tannat-dessert-wine/

Even if (like me) you think dessert wines are a bit bent, you really need to try this drink. It's remarkable.

You have not been charged for this call.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 17:28, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Apparently it's nurse's week this week.
Where's my cake, you cunts?

alt: what's your favourite made-up holiday?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 May 2013, 16:36, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm not sure I can take much more of swipe's disgusting racism.
Which posters disgust you and why?

Alt: Food?
I think mayonnaise is the best thing to dip chips into.
Go on have a row about that or summat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 May 2013, 15:01, 199 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

mememe
what's your favourite meme? i have to confess to a sneaking soft spot for "this kills the crab", even though it makes me do a :(

newest meme: something something pretty little white girl black man. is this a sign of society flushing itself down the plughole, or something lolarious to be put everywhere?

alt: are you a pervert?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 May 2013, 13:55, 142 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Why don't you build me up buttercup?
alt:I have to go to Liverpool, what should I look out for/avoid/burn to the ground?

altalt: badger has a baby congratulate him here in this thread
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 May 2013, 12:38, 195 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

DEATHS
As the mother-in-law is on her way out and /offtopic appears to be going the same way, tell me your stories of deaths/births

Alt:
Marriages
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:52, 222 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

CAN EVERYONE STOP BEING SHIT PLEASE?
Thanks in advance x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 10:47, 29 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

SALTED BAR SNACKS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:21, 185 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Tell me about your fruit woes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:20, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

So Ray Harryhausen died yesterday...
he was behind the stop motion from Clash of the Titans, Sinbad and many others
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22441567
What piece of special effects was an eye opener for you?

alt:Sainsbury's sales are up as profits falls, is this because they sell mouldy bread? whats the best/worst experience in a supermarket of late?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 May 2013, 9:13, 12 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is the most watched on BBC news.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22440593

It's hardly the biggest story of the day ffs. Anyway, morning. What's your story of the day?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 8 May 2013, 8:02, 112 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

new thread thread
hey
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 7 May 2013, 21:30, 43 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Loser shift thread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 May 2013, 17:34, 75 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Is it time for a new thread yet?
Are we there yet? Did anyone go the Manc bash on Saturday, I couldn't make it. Any gossip? Any gossip generally/
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 7 May 2013, 15:21, 250 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This is interesting.
m.guardian.co.uk/environment/2013/may/06/cicadas-return-17-years-underground

What should I ask people to buy me for a birthday present.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 May 2013, 14:20, 108 replies, latest was 12 years ago)