Hangover

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:52, 66 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

First one to reply is a LOOSER

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 22:25, 197 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Warriors!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL0ipXUD-uU
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 20:25, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright you bunch of tapirs
I think this might be the shittest ever day on here and I hold you personally responsible.

If you could be somebody else for a day who would you choose?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 16:13, 209 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Does equality mean you can punch a woman?
alt: I am wearing a scarf indoor cos it's fucking cold, why are you a prick today?

altalt: summit else
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:47, 138 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Ideal Weekend
Tell the group of your ideal weekend (from a non-lottery winning pont of view)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:47, 46 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Have you ever fucked a horse?
Alt: have you ever wanked off a dog?

Altalt: have you ever cuddled a mallard?

Altaltalt: shagged a sheep?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 14:08, 177 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Smoking in prison.
Should it be banned?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 13:18, 108 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

where are you all? it's like being on perma 2.0
so, rory reckons he is "mr average". are you average and invisible in a crowd, or does anything about you stand out?

alt: is harters dead? what have you done with him?

altalt: lunchweekendplans?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 11:09, 193 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

i was looking at the website the other day that had unusual maps on it
like a map of australia that showed that only 2 per cent of the population live on most of australia, the rest are all on the coasts. and a map of countries that GB have invaded at some point in history (theres fuck all countries left, so i think there needs to be a parlimentary motion or summat set up to start some invading and get a full house). Do you use maps? or are you the kind of weak-willed brainwrong that hands all control of your actions over to a satnav? What would you like a map of?

Alt: If you could freeze a movie at a certain point and have it blown up to poster size and hang it on your wall as a piece of art what movie and what scene would you choose?

Altalt: pick a card, any card
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 10:02, 104 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, now that Secret Pizza Bash is over and Swipe and Battered are waking up together..
...surveying the shit strewn spare room and thinking to themselves 'oh man, why does THAT hurt?' I have a question for you to ponder.

Alright?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 20 Sep 2013, 8:12, 149 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Imma gonna start typing this safe in the knowledge some cunt'll beat me to the punch so you fucken fannies'll just have to put up with two threads, alrite?
what things that you like or think are better are being phased out cos cunts dunno their oats from their elbow? speaking of chrimbo i like the old style fairy lights for the tree that are pointy and sometimes have the flower petal surround type thing. nowadays thanks to some cunt in brussels or something you can only seem to get these dull looking fuckers that look like pencil rubbers.

Alt: whats your funniest t-shirt?

Altalt: whats the word on the street?

EDIT: Typical Fucken Mince! *rolls eyes*
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:20, 206 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hi guys! The name's Gaydar - Mince Gaydar. Codename OOMatron
What's going down, homes? What's occurring? Wha'gwan?


Alt: you can wipe one country off the face of the earth. Which one do you choose and why?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 14:18, 37 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Give me a million quid or I'll both these cunts' heads off.
Hello.
I'm talking like this because it's apparently Talk Like A Pirate today.
How are you keeping it real today?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 12:45, 139 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who is attending this evening?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 11:57, 49 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Weather woes.
Sucks to be Mexico right now.
news.sky.com/story/1143635/crocodiles-infest-floods-in-acapulco-mexico

What have been your worst weather woes?
I remember a burst pipe on Christmas Day which almost caused my house to flood when I was a nipper.

alt. Weekend woes. Why is your upcoming weekend shit?

altalt. Summat nice. A few of your favourite things.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 11:36, 29 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I bought a bag of satsumas from Tesco.
They've handily labelled them up as "juicy satsumas", which is kind of a shame because I really meant to pick up a bag of the "dried out satsumas" that they've implied they're also selling but ho hum what can you do eh?
( Kroney, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 10:23, 114 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning
Drunk tanks eh? Leaving aside the legal nightmares any private operator would doubtless face, they might be a good way to save public money but I'd say you would need to have done it more than once to face a bill for your care.

Edit: actually scrap that I think they're a shit idea.

Can you think of a better one?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Sep 2013, 7:50, 250 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who you wanna sleep with?
1) alive
2) dead
3)fictional.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 21:41, 181 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Pricks
Alt- knobs.

Alt alt- wankers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:49, 92 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, Boyce is turning 40.
When did you last lie about your age?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:32, 44 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hiya kids!!!!
I have a week off starting from next Friday.

What should I do with it? NB I have no money or friends, please bear in mind when making suggestions

Alt: I'm turning 40, and I need a new 'thing'. I tried steamLARP but the fuckers rejected me, so not that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:49, 261 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

how do you get a girl to notice you?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:24, 219 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

News thread time.
Well, not 'new's so much as 'filler': http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-24124794?ocid=socialflow_facebook_newsmagazine

So, I think we're relatively evenly split between parents and not. Have you ever given / taken advice on parenting? Was it shit?

Alt: Fuck off back to mumsnet with your vacuum fanny

AltAlt: Exactly how bent is Nakers?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:13, 118 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I DONT KNOW HOW TO POST A POLL NOR DO I CARE
BUT PLEASE POST IN HERE IF YOU THINK SWIPE IS NOT A RIDICULOUS BESOM AND THAT GERONIMO'S GHOST DEFFO CALLED HER MOBILE FROM A MANCHESTER PRIMARY SCHOOL'S STAFF ROOM.
( Kroney, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:12, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Marmite flavoured flatbreads
Venison, Juniper and Redcurrent Pate
3 different types of blue cheese
Salami
Hand Cooked Salt and Black Pepper Crisps.

Black socks
( Peej, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 12:35, 112 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Guess what colour socks I have on
alt: hats are gay and for shitcunts

altalt: Most indoor plants are rubbish, discuss
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 11:39, 152 replies, latest was 11 years ago)