RIP Nelson Mandela
Courageous
Unifier
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Towering Statesman
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 6 Dec 2013, 7:34, Reply)

yeah hahahahahaha

(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 23:16, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening Otters Assemble
I'm still in the office, looks like I will for a while yet.

Doing some copy and paste programming as nobody understands this bit of the system so we just copy stuff that worked before and cross our fingers.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 17:19, 59 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I went to a work bash last night with my assistant lad. Who is 26.
This morning he is getting e-mails from all the nice young women that we both spoke to and I am getting stalky e-mails from a 50 year old woman whom I didn't give my details to. What the fuck?

Alt: WTF?

Altalt: Say whaaaaat?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 14:09, 121 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm always a bit slow (!) with technology and that but am finally getting a slow cooker.
First thing to attempt is pulled pork. Im also considering doing Roast Beef in it on Christmas Day. Anyone tried this?

Share your slow cooking delights.

alt. Have you been shafted by the recent Energy price rise, or is it all a load of media bollocks? My DD is exactly the same. I also got out of the Virgin Media price rises by threatening to leave.
Share your recent wins against the big Corporations.

AltAlt. Tell us a joke.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 13:04, 107 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A local entrepreneur is flogging sets of Stone Roses garden gnomez at 80 quid a pop. He's doi g quite well
Who would you do gnomez of and why?
Alt. Entrepreneurial non gnomez suggestions please.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:54, 144 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright internet bumchums
I have my work do tomorrow night, company credit card behind the bar etc etc.

Share horror stories of your past Xmas dos.

Alt: get fucked

Alt alt: shit off

Alt alt alt: alright

Alt alt alt alt: BATTERED IS A PRICK.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:46, 136 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

One for the football fans on here, what are your favourite home and away kits that your team has worn?
I support Leeds, and this is my favourite home kit:

www.leedsshirts.co.uk/siteimages/2000-01%20-%20Kelly%20home%20shirt%201.JPG

Great memories of that kit as it was worn the season we got to the Champion's League semi-final, but also because you just can't beat plain, retro style kits.

As for my favoure away kit, this one has yet to be beaten:

thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/m-HZ2im2FDxACzVt3QWKhMA.jpg

Bring back Nike and Strongbow!
(SculptureOfMan Mmhmm, this IS a tasty burger!, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:45, 8 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright remaining OffTopicers? 273/5 YESSS!!!!!!!!
I saw a gentleman cycling on a bicycle wearing a proper motorbike style crash helmet. He looked like a knob. Yesterday I saw someone wearing those Marshall headphones that are square in shape, presumably designed to look a bit like an amplifier. He looked like a knob. What do people wear that you think makes them look like a knob?
Alt: Anything you like, it's not like anyone answers the flucken questions anymore.
Altalt: Please provide your address, DOB, and bank account details along with any other useful or salient information.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 8:04, 138 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Any reason to not go to the pub for a couple of hours?
I'm trying to think of a reason to stay in, but the pub sells food and drink.

Alt: You'll end up talking shite anyway, so you might as well start now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 19:42, 82 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Well, this is good.
What else is good?
What else is bad?

What have you all been doing?

Why don't you love me?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 17:11, 109 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 13:38, 162 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Pet woes.
My cat brought a mouse into my flat last night. It was all stunned and dying. I had to scoop it up into a box and throw it out the window, cat in tow.
I was thinking how cruel cats were when I woke this morning. Looked out my window and the mouse was still there, uneaten, frozen to death.
I now think my cat has compassion.

What pets do you have, fellow B3tans and how compassionate are they?

Alt. Who is the best/worst on here?
I'm fond of most of you. A couple try too hard to be cunts.

Altalt. Hump day lunch tales.

Or, you know, chat among yourselves. We're all adults. Anything on your mind?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 12:10, 232 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Other than when we used to have a right laugh on here,
tell the class the last time you were truly happy and realised that you were? Balls deep in YM, there, I said it.

Alt: Rebecca Adlington - lovely lady or dolphin on toast?

Altalt: Chrimblymass dinners on LiC, he said so in the last thread. Turkey or Goose?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 10:38, 140 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
yeah

hahahaha

hahahaha

yeah

yeah

haha
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:54, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Doctor waiting rooms. Lovely places first thing. I'm getting rundown second hand of someone's medical stuff.
How's your start to the day going?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Dec 2013, 8:19, 172 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fuck off Frank you fucking cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 20:12, 54 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

hahahahaha yeah hahahahaha
hahahahahaha

yeah

yeah

hahahahahahahahaa
(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 19:13, 23 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening prick thread.
A lass at work has just been given a pair of Louboutins by her boyfriend "just because". he drove to the office and everything.

What was the last nice gift you had given?

alt. Hangover cures.

altalt. Someone start and argument or summink... Pricks.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 17:06, 113 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What a bunch of useless cunts you lot are
My first afternoon here for ages and I'm deeply disappointed, well what's your excuse?

alt: anything on your Christmas wish list?

alt:alt: Bring back Chompy I say, who would you bring back?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 14:36, 221 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Roughest areas of your town/city/commune?
I'm from Leeds and the following are no-go at the best of times:

Gipton
Halton Moor
Holbeck
Seacroft
Belle Isle
Beeston
Middleton
Harehills
Armley
Chapeltown
Little London
Burmantofts
Hawksworth (or, 't'Hawkeh', as the locals call it)
East End Park

Bramley has some pretty gnarly parts as well, especially the part close to Kirkstall. My ex lived round that part, not pleasant.

Also some areas with good reputations have some rough estates. Such as Cookridge, Farnley, Yeadon, Moortown, West Park, Wortley, Crossgates and Pudsey.
(SculptureOfMan Mmhmm, this IS a tasty burger!, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:22, 85 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Unsurprising news story
www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/dec/03/boris-johnson-fails-live-iq-test

we really do have idiots running things. Who would you have running the country?
Jury's out for me but none of the current party leaders seem plausible.

alt. Cover versions of songs that surpass the original?
I'm going to say Placebo's Running Up That Hill.

altalt. LUNCH!!!!!! I have Bavarian ham and cheese with fresh pepper sandwich noms.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 13:13, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Germany to ban boob jobs for kids
www.thelocal.de/20131202/german-to-ban-plastic-surgery-on-children
Spoilsports. To be fair, it's one of those things where you wonder
a) what sort of parents are out there that this law is required
b) why it was ever legal.

What else is legal but shouldn't be?

Alt: What's illegal but shouldn't be?

AltAlt: What would you have done (to you or your kid or another b3tans kid)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 10:27, 200 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good Morning 'The Internet'
Alright?
Alt: SHOCK! HORROR! Gary Lineker called someone a 'rotter'! What non-sweary insults do you appreciate? I like ninnyhammer and oaf.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-25185725
Altalt: I dunno, tell us something interesting about yourself, or a cool fact or some shizzle yeah?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 7:49, 130 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hey where'd Battered's thread go?
I had some rude things to say about people.
What rude things would you like to say about people?

Alt: alright?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 20:54, 106 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There's DYAAKY, and then there's 4chan.....
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/4chan-suicide-attempt-200-people-watch-live-stream-of-young-man-trying-to-set-himself-on-fire-encouraging-stephen-to-take-his-own-life-8977319.html

Have you ever considered streaming part of your life (the end, in this case) over the net?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 15:52, 230 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Enough of that homo stuff, makes me sick.
What makes you sick?

Alt. Our office do is set to be a swanky, champagne laden affair at The Living Rooms. What is your workplace doing?
If you don't have a workplace... Why not? What's wrong with you? Stop sapping our country dry.

Altalt. Next celebrity to die/ come out/ get yewtree'd *sweepstakes*

I want them to Yewtree Brucie.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 14:14, 74 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

BBC News website headline: "Tom Daley in relationship with man". Because they would have attached the same importance to "in relationship with woman".
When was the last time you encountered massive homophobia?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 10:56, 156 replies, latest was 11 years ago)