\o/
An excellent start to the day there.

What do you need to have a good start to the day?*


* Apart from MM.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 8:52, 94 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I am sure you will be delighted to know I survived my trip to Luton.
What are you up to this evening?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 19:55, 172 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Howay Off Topic Pet. Nothing on your mind to talk about?
No questions niggling at your mind?
Ask in this thread! Let the knowledge B3ta wash over you.

Nice seeing Stibs/M last night eh?
Is he perma-banned or summat? I thought he just flounced.

Yeah.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 16:53, 91 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

STOMP THREAD!!!!
Please post pictures of Gladiatrices in this thread, yeah?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:51, 23 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

STOMP TIME!!!!
So like yeah right, what comics do you like yeah and do you prefer Salman Rushdie or Michel Houellebecq?

Did you see that thing on channel 5 Yeah?

Alt: Tiesto or PVD?

Alt alt: get fucked
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 15:13, 44 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Today we have peanut butter filled pretzels
They are fucking amazing. What has blown you away recently?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 14:38, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hiya!
I've just had a Bavarian Ham and cheese baguette. What have you just had?

Stole this test from Links but I dun this last night and got 130.
www.mbti123.com/iq/en/
What did you get?

This is a bit fancy. Would work in the battlefield but not on the streets.
www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/modified-syringe-uses-miniature-sponges-to-seal-a-gunshot-wound-in-15-seconds-9109033.html
What tech tickles your fancy?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 13:47, 109 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Dirty foods
Today I have "fish sticks". I must confess that I fucking love them. What dirty food secrets do you have?

Alt:
What dirty secrets do you have?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 11:05, 156 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It is difficult to buy not green bananas. What else is difficult to get?
Alt: What colour combination socks am I wearing? There are four different ones.
Altalt: Mid week innit, how's your week going so far? Mine is mediocre at best.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 10:01, 132 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I can actually see the point in the lone working thing.
m.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-26039556
However to the rest of tbe UK, this is of fuck all interest. I can see Londoners upset obviously. What's upset you today? If anything?
Edit. Cricket chat is good.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 5 Feb 2014, 7:23, 124 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Deletions!!
Oh lackaday!! What did we say this time?!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 20:36, 55 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yeah, that's had it's day. Sorry Lighty!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-26031030
When was the last time you protested?
I used to knock about the Monument in Newcastle with all the animal rights hippiesin my early teens. Even tried being a vegetarian until they told me I couldn't have sweets.

Alt. It's cold. I want soup. What are the best soups? I do enjoy a mulligatawny

AltAlt. It's been a while since I last cried. I think it was watching My Sisters Keeper a year ago. When was the last time you cried? You bloobloo baby.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:52, 193 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm going to recommend not doing an image search for "fungating"
Link to said search

It is nothing to do with fun OR gates.

What else shouldn't be image searched?

Alt: Do you follow warnings on the internet or click and be damned?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 16:18, 12 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I am going to Scotts Restaurant for dinner tonight.
Which is where the lovely Nigella got throttled and where Charles Saatchi takes Trinny, his new bint.

What are you up to, other than sitting in your own shit and squalor and masterbating to The Lord's Prayer?

Alt: when are you next going abroad?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 13:44, 198 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright?
Anyone watch this car crash telly last night?
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/reviews/the-big-benefits-row-tv-review-live-debate-became-one-big-katie-hopkins-show-9106224.html
Nothing was answered, they did throw some facts at you about old people being the scourge of the benefits world. I half expected a cull of pensioners.

Alt. Lunch? I have a nice tuna savoury on a brown baguette and some salt and vinegar ryvitas. Riveting.

AltAlt. Anything good in the week ahead? I'm getting Gaga tickets tomorrow. Going to the Glasgow show. I'll probably get glassed. Lovely.

AltAltAlt. I dunno. call me a fat queer or summat.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 12:02, 221 replies, latest was 7 years ago)

Let's talk feet.
Painted toenails or just varnished? Open toed heels or stilettoes?

Alt: tedious beakering, par for the course innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 10:51, 167 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It's my birthday, but, you know it doesn't matter. No need to make a song and dance about it.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 9:33, 64 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good morning shitcunts.
what's your plan for today? Piss about here when you're supposed to be working? Drinking yourself in to oblivion this evening before passing out?

Alt: Would you relocate for the right job? I have the possibility of one in Solihull. Don't think I can be that far away from micro though.

AltAlt: Best curry?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Feb 2014, 8:04, 136 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Until now, it seems we have had an entire Monday that didn't ask how peoples weekends were.
So, how was your weekend?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 20:59, 28 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I can proudly annonuce, via the b3ta
That I have arranged to meet the user known as Dozer for some drinking on next Monday or thereabouts.

Odds on he won't make it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 19:56, 40 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Hi B3ta!
Aside from my rather pricey vets bills, I've also been a bit bloobloo with a head cold. Not even zinc tablets and Beechams Ultra is making a difference.
Share your woes and cold cures here!

alt. Who provides the media in your house? Sky/Virgin etc? Are you happy with it? Content provider woes.

AltAlt. I dunno, summat else. We're all grown adults, right?

WOES!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 16:51, 195 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bored of good fortune and lunch chat now....
Yesterday my car broke just after having spent out on it's tax, MOT & service, which is annoying. This isn't a cue for CAR CHAT.

Tell us about your bad fortune.....if you dare!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 13:53, 166 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bored of tube thread now
I call lunch

So I bumped into a lad I know yesterday. Turns out his company are recruiting basically me. Sunderland also managed to win and I got to eat loads of free Indonesian food on Saturday

When was the last time you had good fortune?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 11:57, 153 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There's another tube strike this week. Cunts.
When were you last inconvienced by selfish wankers?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Feb 2014, 10:02, 195 replies, latest was 11 years ago)