You're all shit at this, so I'm going to ask a lame question, as it's all you deserve.
Select one of the following mustards as you preferred choice:

English
Dark French
Dijon
Grain
American
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 20:51, 27 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Spirit animals? Get fucked!
Let's have a what you doing tonight who's still at work who's going home dinner television drinking thread or saink yeah?

Yeah.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 17:28, 168 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Sad news thread:
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/copenhagen-zoo-kills-surplus-young-giraffe-marius-despite-online-petition-9117317.html
Could they not have sent him to another zoo? Dissecting him publicly and feeding him to the lions is a bit much.
Ever killed an animal larger than a bug?

Do you like zoos?

What is your spirit animal?
Mine's Patsy Stone.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 15:12, 100 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What are you having for lunch?
Alt: What are your plans for this week?

AltAlt: Favourite Italian dish?

AltAltAlt: Homosexuality; nature or nuture?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 13:26, 211 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright.
I bought a Valentines card today and cut out paper clothes to go over the "woman" to make it 2 men. Have you ever sent a transvestite valentines?
Are you doing anything special this Friday, or do you not need a made up Hallmark Holiday to make your crywanks special?

Alt. I'm fitting a new end on my rooftop aerial this week and extending it to my bedroom. Is this easy to do? I've got as far as stripping the outer wire.
How DIY savvy are you? Changing lightbulbs, flat pack furniture or building your own house?

AltAlt. weather eh?! What a fuck up it's been for the south. Have you been affected?

\o/
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 11:45, 197 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

come on, where is everyone?!
so it's official, AB is obsessed with me. what are you obsessed with?

alt: apparently, 50% of what you say when you are joking is true. do you agree?

altalt: what makes you uncomfortable?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 9:49, 155 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Couldn't get back to sleep so got up at 10 to 6.
Bad news as this is a fasting day. Don't normally get up until 7-7:30. When do you get up?

alt: morning person or night owl?

altalt: watched any Olympics?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 10 Feb 2014, 6:28, 56 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening all.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 21:15, 24 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Stibbins lol

(Lou Carpenter, Sun 9 Feb 2014, 14:02, 19 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm watching 3-2-1
Might go out for a curry in a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 20:51, 71 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Off for a walk :) Blow off the hangover cobwebs.
Got route planned, just under 11 miles. Butties, crisps biscuits etc packed. Quite looking forward to it. How do you cope with hangover woes you lazy drunken degenerates? And when did you walk longer than to the pub/ car?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sat 8 Feb 2014, 8:03, 14 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

FIRST

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 16:24, 10 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Lies
What is the biggest lie you've told? Did you get away with it or were you caught like a fish?

Alt:
Favourite childhood activities
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 14:41, 141 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've got a weekend of buying and spreading pea gravel and dismantling a sofa ahead of me
What fun have you got to look forward to this weekend?

Alt: Nuns in popular culture. Is there anything that tops seminal 90s comedy 'Nuns On The Run'? I think not.

Altalt: Post a b3ta search link that highlights meme offenders, like:

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=%22if+indeed+that%22
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 13:02, 85 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

NekNomination
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/neknominate-fun-internet-drinking-craze-3119787
Is this the most stupid internet craze ever?
Anyone taking part deserves the misery thrust upon them.
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Alt. Most annoying things about social medis?
Currently, seeing people's Flappy Bird scores, Facebook 10 year montages and BitStrips

AltAlt. Rate the last film/book you saw/read.

or just, y'know, chat.
What's on your friday mind, citizens of B3ta
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:20, 151 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

on the topic of feet,
I really don't like wedges.

Are there any types of lady shoes which you really don't like?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 11:20, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

OOOO look at google with their Rainbow flag winter olympic games logo. Right on.
Is it time to stop pandering to queers?
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 10:40, 11 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My brother bought me and old Nogbad the Bad book.
My brother is therefore awesome.

Do you have a brother? Is he awesome like my brother or shit?

Alt Which B3tans are classic examples of an only child? Which would you think are only children based on nothing but how they act?

AltAlt Do you have a sister? DON'T CARE! MY SISTER DIDN'T BUY ME NOGBAD THE BAD!
( Peej, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:50, 130 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 9:41, 23 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning OT. Cold, wet and sodding miserable here.I assume that's your forecast too, unless you're in another country?
Speaking of abroad, Disneyland is booked, I have been informed. Wish me well, 2 weeks of overweight Americans and queuing for rides. Have you ever had a holiday that you haven't looked forward to? I think 2 weeks is a bit much for our girl, a morning at a play centre and she's usually worn out. Oh well.
Weekend plans? None specific here, just a mooch around, maybe a few walks. And not watching the Olympics obviously.
This was an edit btw.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 7 Feb 2014, 7:23, 91 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So it's the start of the Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics tomorrow
does anything any good ever happen at the winter Olympics?
I didn't even realise it was happening but I caught a bit of Eddy "the Eagle" Edwards on the radio today banging on about it?

Alt: If you had to stay the weekend in a part of Britain that you don't actually live in where would it be and why?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 21:09, 139 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So how will you be spending Valentines Day? I'm not going to Nottingham now:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-26066153#story_continues_1
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 18:00, 120 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who was better Alien or Predator?
Who is the best villain?
Pros and cons of skating past the age of 25?
Pizza woes.
Best Northern band
Favourite medical procedure.
Greatest joke ever told.
Popular yurt materials.
Is living alone in a darkened room all it's cracked up to be?
Life on the gay scene past 30, a sad whiff of poppers and cheap vodka haze or living your youth through the eyes of Sambucca?
Shit off
Get cunted.

Rihanna or Shakira. You MUST choose!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 16:42, 88 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who was better, Reprazent or Breakbeat Era?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:34, 66 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Who was better, Jonathan Fire*eater or My Life Story?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 15:31, 6 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

STOMPITY STOMP
That thread was like a terminal illness.

Is there anything that you are passionate about? After watching that brutal documentary on 4 last night about Russian gays being tortured, I was compelled to write to Number 10 and messaged one of the ringleaders on facebook. I know nothing will come of it, call it a knee jerk reaction. Is there anything that incites rage in you, my fellow b3tans.

Alt. Alright?

AltAlt. What's your favourite musical remake film lunch?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:59, 144 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Beacons festival is looking pretty tasty
Are any of you lot going to any festivals this summer?

Alt: what's your favourite terminal illness?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 13:01, 74 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Fucking hell
Idiot customers/staff

Tell me your tales of workplace stupidity. Either your own or others
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Feb 2014, 10:27, 115 replies, latest was 11 years ago)