Best Rhold Dahl book, or other book you loved as a child.
alt: Jungle or Drum and bass
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 May 2014, 10:50, 148 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Morning 'team', we have a new practice manager who refers to us in group emails as team. I've realised employing her may have been a mistake but came e across ok at interview.
When did you last think you made an error of judgement?
Alt, working on the boat today. Are you good with your hands, diy etc, or are you a complete flipper hands?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 May 2014, 7:00, 199 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening dipshits, food wrongers, agoraphobics, gaydars, pricks and window lickers.
Things that make you go Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Some cunts exhaust pipes back box dropped off in the middle of the A1 today which led to lots of swerving all over the road for multiple vehicles….what really gets your goat?

Alt: I had to get some change for the Toll at the Humber Bridge and rediscovered aniseed balls, what blast from the past have you accidentally stumbled upon?

Alt:alt: WHERE THE FUCK IS RORY OR QUINTEN???
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 May 2014, 20:52, 25 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Thursday is the new Friday, what else is the new something else?
Alt: train thread!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 May 2014, 17:25, 70 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Afternoon twats, I've burnt my 1 direction tshirt, what have you destroyed recently? ym doesn't count.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 29 May 2014, 15:00, 199 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

A'noon everybody!
#NORM

Hashtags are great aren't they? Especially when used #ironically #kilospoons #mashtags

What was the last hashtag you used?

alt: UR A cunt AICMFP. That was a good one wasn't it? What other 'good ones' have been lost in the mists of time?

altalt: Talk about food then you fucking fatties
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 29 May 2014, 13:11, 90 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Not had a newslink for a while
Might this be worth getting the popcorn out for?

www.independent.co.uk/news/people/insults-fly-between-piers-morgan-and-joey-barton-ahead-of-bbc1s-question-time-9447965.html

alt: which of the panel is the biggest cunt?

altalt: LUNCH
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 29 May 2014, 11:15, 54 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

So, it's about 10pm. How will you spend your time this evening between now & heading for sleep? Apart from pissing about posting shite on /OT?
Harters - we know you'll be doing your ex up the dirt pipe, so no need to respond.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 May 2014, 22:02, 27 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Evening thread for werking Fogle, stoned mince, gay jaysuim and do nothing MEATSNAKE
kinder eggs, yes or no?

EDIT: and Drimble who is...

EDIT: and Cavy who is LARPing

EDIT: and WindyPig who is murdering people in public loos

EDIT: and GeordieJay who is collecting the parts for a massive butt plug

EDIT: And Angry Cunt who is on tippy toes trying to reach a biscuit at the back of the cupboard

EDIT: and mong tiger who is...mong tiger

EDIT: and Dozer who's being a prick

EDIT: and The Disappointed who is back from the dead

EDIT: And HArters who is fucking his ex in the bum
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 28 May 2014, 19:46, 38 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What do you think the "people" round here should learn to shut the fuck up about?
alt: i just had some free crisps. when did you last get free food?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 28 May 2014, 15:25, 163 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Getting old
Are you growing old gracefully? A whisp of grey at the temples, a small amount of padding blurring your six pack?

Or are you turning into a big fat baldy cunt?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 28 May 2014, 13:37, 139 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Everything is fucking rosy right now, the economy is on the up and we're all doing great
so why is it that everyone seems to think everyone is shit and that the foreigners are to blame?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 28 May 2014, 12:20, 66 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alright?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 May 2014, 8:37, 162 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Good evening. Infidels.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 27 May 2014, 20:52, 97 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Why is it you aren't supposed to reheat rice? And are there any ways around it?
Alt: Improve a film title by making it into a YM joke. My favourite to date is probably Once Upon A Time In Your Mum.

AltAlt: How did you vote? Come on, tell us, we won't judge.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 27 May 2014, 14:25, 90 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

It turns out that ever-increasing resource consumption by an ever-shrinking group of elites is unsustainable
www.theguardian.com/environment/earth-insight/2014/mar/14/nasa-civilisation-irreversible-collapse-study-scientists

How long do you think we've got before Chaos and Old Night overwhelm us? How will you get on in a post-meltdown scavenger society?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 27 May 2014, 11:32, 169 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Bank Holidays
Fucking brilliant, aren't they? Why have two in May though then none for ages? Should we have more? What days should we celebrate?

How did you enjoy this weekend and its free 50% extra?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 May 2014, 8:58, 119 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

This comment was removed because the moderators found it broke the house rules.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 May 2014, 0:21, 4 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

The Neo Nazi dawn is upon us
My business partner is half Jewish and I reckon she'll be on someone's list fairly soon. Luckily the local Lib-Dem MEP is now looking for work.

Poor old Gonz, he'll be on a cattle truck soon.

What the fuck is going on? I suppose it woz the Sun wot won it, but how do uneducated illiterate yobs get to be my voice in Europe?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:44, 29 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

My shoulder of lamb practically melted in my mouth. Fantastic.
I love lamb. Favourite meat? For vegetarians, favourite meat substitute processed vegetable protein?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 May 2014, 19:41, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Mayor Boris wrote a shitty post and is a cunt.
Alright.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 25 May 2014, 18:25, 22 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Herman Melville wrote a shitty book
And was a cunt... Discuss.
(MayorBoris, Sun 25 May 2014, 17:05, 8 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Afternoon.Just about tl finish work. Sunday morningsftw.
I'm going to lie on the sofa and watch TV, adventurous or what? Are you doing something moreinteresting?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 25 May 2014, 13:54, 7 replies, latest was 11 years ago)