Thread 2 didn't meet my expectations.
Sorry McBeef, but you've let me down.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 15:09, 92 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 22 Dec 2014, 1:11, Reply)

Anyone else back at work tomorrow?
The thought fills me with dread, I must admit.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 21:35, 22 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Ho'way!
DG nil Sportscow one.

Let the horse punching commence.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 21 Dec 2014, 15:26, 47 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Saturday night pink trouser thread!!!
alright
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 18:35, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning all!
I went to my company Xmas do last night. I stayed sober while watching all the drunkenness around me - by criminy there will be some epic hangovers today. I wish I'd video'd the proceedings, my next pay rise would be astronomical.
Anyway, dear B3tans, how was your Friday night? And more to the point, are you hung over? If so, allow me to say Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Alt: Last minute shopping? Panicing about Thursday? Are you really that disorganised?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 9:31, 62 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well, I went to the pub.
Then I came back again.

Might do some of that online shopping in a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:46, 57 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cheers

( $$ ✅, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:23, 144 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

OK, so it seems I'm out tonight for Black Eye Friday
Tell me your tales of good nights gone bad and bad night turned good

Alt:
Best soup
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:57, 72 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

We done this yet?
metro.co.uk/2014/12/18/kanavape-e-joint-why-its-time-cannabis-was-legalised-outright-in-the-uk-4991566/?ito=facebook

It's a e-cig that has weed-minus-THC in it, I donno how that works, but apparently you get really relaxed phsyiclly without any of the mental effects - which is perfect for me I think, just what i'm looking for. I'm gonna get one of these.

Time to legalise it? Time to use it for medical? what's YOUR view on The Devil's Weed? My mind changes every day on it.

AltLunch: I've got a mahooooosive bowl of cheap ramen instant noodles, mushrooms, spring onion and a couple of eggs
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:09, 135 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Ho Ho Fucking Ho
My work are having a "Festive" day. Which means everyone has to wear a Christmas jumper, or some other, slightly less embarrassing Christmassy accoutrement, like a santa hat or tinsel cock ring. Luckily, there's also food. And a QUIZ #OMLGMEGAEXCITE

Does your workplace insist on such forced jollity, and if so do you indulge them?

Alt: What snacks would you bring to a "fuddle", which is a word I've only just learned. I made Quorn mince, mushroom and blue cheese meatballs, which I think is fucking brilliant but you're going to call poof's nonsense.

AltAlt: I dunno, pantomimes
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 7:17, 154 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So you know that the best part of a bag of crisps is when you get to the bottom and all the flavour is concentrated on those few crumbs, yeah, what's your favourite oh fuck it I can't be arsed, talk about fooood you fat cunts
alt: Who's the best Chaplin-moustached German dictator

pricks
(spanishfly 2, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 1:14, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Generic evening thread, enjoy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:23, 190 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well I must say that wasn't very festive towards the end.
A bit like The Pianist.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:22, 8 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Last thread seems dead.
RIP the last thread.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 15:33, 88 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Might get a wrap for lunch
www.shakewrapandroll.co.uk/menu.php

Might not. It's all go and no mistake.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:12, 225 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 6:58, 190 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well now
metro.co.uk/2014/12/16/this-cannabis-e-joint-is-now-available-to-buy-in-britain-and-it-is-completely-legal-4989957/

Would you smoke it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 22:42, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Mid evening shit thread.
What's so funny about peace, love and understanding? Well?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 20:08, 38 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright
Anybody got any plans that don't involved the dishwasher depths of property transactions, or trawling through old threads on a dying messageboard?

I've got Friends Chrimbo Party number two tonight. I'm gonna be a proper fat knacker by next week.

Alt: legs or breasts?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:15, 145 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Bored at work
Hello gimps and gimplets!

I've been absent for quite sometime so instead of working to full capacity I've been reading lots of previous QOTW. I'm currently up to here www.b3ta.com/questions/cunningplans/post1667121

Poor little AA got bullied on the internet!

In other news, I have no other news.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 14:59, 8 replies, latest was 10 years ago)