in my opinion
there is little in life that cannot be improved by the addition of cheese and jalapenos. especially the tangy red ones.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sex?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

not right this minute, but thanks

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Have you tried the cheese with jalepenos in?
I could eat that shit all day. My housemate has some in the fridge that is tormenting me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)

yeah, it should be illegal

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)

It's like the perfect food.
I am going to have to ask HM not to buy any more. I don't want to be a thief, but if he will insist on tempting me, I can't be held responsible for my actions.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Mexicana is fucking LUSH

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

It's damn tasty, but my favourite cheese with bits in is Wensleydale with cranberries in it
Fucking wonderful.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Bleurrgh
That stuff's sweet. Who in their right mind wants sweet cheese?!?!?!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Wrong
stilton with blueberries is better, if you're talking about cheese with fruit in.
(berk, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

White stilton with mango is also nice

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

This is a massive lie and you know it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

You sicken me.
That stuff is vile.

Vacherin Mont d'Or is the best cheese, or Gongonzola Piccante. I thought everyone knew this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:10, Reply)

gongonzola?
Eesa mighty stinky cheese-a meesa!

/Jarjar Binks
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I love the stuff, it's fantastic
I had a sun dried tomato flavoured one recently too, that was fantastic. The best mental cheese I've had was Garlic and Nettle, waxy as hell.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I'm with Lab
I love that Mexicana stuff on sandwiches. Need a harder cheddar for cooking, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Mexicana cheese on toast is insanely good

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

ooh I shall try that
Does it still benefit from lashings of worcestershire sauce?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I don't know, I don't eat worcestershire sauce
But I doubt it would need it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I'm not good with spicy foods
but I'm trying to build up my tolerances. Don't think I could eat a red jalapeno though! Did you get my reply on the thread before?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

no, hang on, will check!
oh the red ones aren't that spicy, it's the green ones that are evil!

edit - replied - of course you can stay over!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Thanks :)
like I said I might not be up for clubbing since I'll have been on my feet for 48 hours, but partying definitely

The name jalapeno just brings spicy images to mind!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Can I bagsy a space as well, please?
My funds will stretch to beer and travel but probably not a hotel on top. Although I could spend the money on a hotel and not get drunk, but meh, where's the fun in that?
(berk, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Only if the three of you promise to giggle and have pillow fights

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

only if we film it and put it on youtube

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

haha don't make him explode

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Don't forget you have to compare boobs and practice kissing
Otherwise it's not a true girly sleepover.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Pfft well that's me out then
have you SEEN the other two?
(berk, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

ha
i may have had a boob job and a nose job by then, wussiness and funds permitting...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Well hopefully this diet works
I won't be quite as booby
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:21, Reply)

If you mean Amberl's, yes
But not Rachel's yet.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:18, Reply)

But presumably you have heard her grumbling about how they are too big
which is ridiculous, by the way. In a tit-off I would lose hard.
(berk, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

It's not all about size y'know

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:23, Reply)

actually i think the nose job is more of a priority
i hate my hooter more than my hooters.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

everyone hates their nose
apparantly because it's the most prominent part of the face, and therefore the most noticable and people tend to fixate on it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Wait, you have a nose?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I meant
we fixate on our own nose and believe it's more prominent than it is.

In other news I have a nose. It's big
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:33, Reply)

It is the only part of your own face you can see
So I'm not surprised.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:35, Reply)

i met a peruvian plastic surgeon recently, at a friend's party
one of the other girls was straight in there flirting with him, so i let her crack on with it. she was all "tossing her blonde hair" here and "ooh which bits of me would you operate on, then" there. i was not even in the conversation. but he still replied:

"you don't need any surgery. SHE needs a nosejob though" - and pointed right at me!!! i was fucking livid.

the stupid bastard asked me out afterwards, and his chat-up line was something like "even with a flaw you are the most beautiful..." honestly, i have never gone home from a party so depressed in my entire life, stupid bastard! i've been googling new noses ever since.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:39, Reply)

he was probably trying
a pathetic version of 'The Game' on you.

What an awful thing to say, especially since you don't need a new nose at all. He was just scouting for work
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:41, Reply)

he reckoned he said it because he wanted to talk to me
not the braindead blonde.

yeah right. because guys always want to talk to the brunette with the apparently lumpy nose rather than the size 8 blonde, that happens ALL THE TIME!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I have no idea about sizes, so I'm afraid any compliment I would attempt to pay here would likely go awry
Therefore I'll go for the old classic

*pats on head*
There there.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Find out where he works, and take a fucking hammer to his coke hoovering hooter.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:42, Reply)

yup, you're booked in too!
am thinking party back at mine is prob better than clubbing for everyone except my neighbours anyway!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I agree with this
looking forward already
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:11, Reply)

This is very good advice!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:34, Reply)