Geek overload!
Im very excited about the amount of Superhero films out this year what with the recently released pics of X-Men: First Class and the news of Anne Hathaway playing Selina Kyle and Tom Hardy being Bane in The Dark Knight Rises.

What are your thoughts on these, if any, and what films are you looking forward to being released??
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 11:58, 157 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Superheroes are like Zombies.
Bent.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Correct.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Zombie films are soo dull, for the most part.
"Oh look, we're the ONLY PEOPLE LEFT ON THE PLANET, at least, the only _ALIVE_ people left on the planet"
"Oh look, there was an outbreak of medieval bad shit"
"Oh look, you can only kill them by decapitating them"
"Oh look, a safe haven"
"Oh look, we're all OK..... OR ARE WE?".

Dullard central.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)

They're without exception a load of old fucking bollocks.
I find these films tedious in the extreme, and having tried a couple of them* will never again waste my time with them.

I am interested to see how The Hobbit turns out, simply because I believe it to be a much better book than Lord of the Rings.


*Spider-man = shit. Batman = shit. Superman = queer. X-Men* = toss. Incredible Hulk = incredibly shit. ETC ETC.


*Magneto? 'Tagnut-o', more like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

The Hobbit is a better book than LOTR
if you are a young child, or have the mental ability of a young child.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

So, it's your favourite then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)

LOTR is too long and rambling and would benefit greatly from some fairly major editing.
Plus, you're a knob.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I agree, the book is far too long.
It's enjoyable, but gets boring in bits.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

LOTR needed more neon and aliens, like Avatar, and lest forest scenes. I hate forest scenes.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Green Hornet looks fun, Green Lantern looks alright
Thor, fair enough, at least it's heading to an Avengers film. I just want them to crack on with a Deadpool film AND not fuck it up like they portrayed 'Deadpool' at the end of Wolverine...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Hmm...
Green Hornet hasn't been advertised very well. It looks a bit tosh to me. Green Lantern looks good. Thor looks amazing.
Aye they killed Deadpool in Origins, not just in the literal sense. Where did they get that horrid idea from???!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:05, Reply)

God only knows
Ryan Reynolds is perfect as Deadpool, but they should have him as he is in the comics, not whatever the fuck that abortion was.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)

The Green Hornet is *much* more entertaining than I thought it would be.

( Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I saw the trailer for Thor last night
it actually looks awesome enough to go and see it on my own if I have to. Plus whoever that blonde dude is with the abs looks like good fun to watch even if the plot etc turns out to be a load of wank.
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Superhero films are for 14 year old kids struggling with their sexuality, and who are unable to interact socially with anyone at school
So yeah, for outcasts
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:03, Reply)

And sweaty WoWers who were bullied, and probably still are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

That's why they're attracted to superhero shit, they dream of being able to turn their own superpowers on their real life tormentors

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Now you're just being mean
so I will zap you with my laser eyes, then you'll be sorry.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Haha!!
Oh dear. i am in no way a social outcast or bullied or whatever.

Its just something I enjoy. Much as you probably enjoy all the films where they blow lots of stuff up and have little dialogue.

Pre judging??

Probably.

Anyway. I like movies on a whole., Not just the one genre but there have been lots of news about these this morning.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Oooo Ooooo Oooooo
sound the klaxon, there is definite potential for being upset on the internet here.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

He is a cunt though
I mean 'movies' fuck right off. It's 'a film'.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

He's going to pull a Bobby
I can smell it.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Oi!
I'm the cunt who posts massive pictures round here!

*snort*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Pre judging flounces stops them from happening
you people are shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

You've not said if you're straight or gay.
*Spidey-senses detect sexuality struggle*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

He's gay, has said it before

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Well he should make it clearer
By changing his login to JeordieGay.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

You appear to be very attached to question marks

( Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

He is the Riddler AICMFP

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

*Applause*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

By Jove, I think you're on to something, here.

( Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Bitch fit imminent...
But not really :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Cowboys and Aliens

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

This does look interesting

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:06, Reply)

it's not going to be a masterpiece, but it should be entertaining
speaking of masterpieces, Last Crusade was on last night. Superb.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Speaking of masterpieces
I'm still wearing my pyjamas and i'm eating hot mini sausage rolls dipped in ketchup and/or honey BBQ sauce
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Oh man I love being in my pyjamas and eating mini sausage rolls.
I prefer them either hot with braaahn sauce or cold with none.
Sometimes I can't wait for them to go cold.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I didn't want them scalding hot
as they burn my mouth because I eat them too quickly, so I let them cool a bit so they were really just warm.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I'm having a hard time believing that you waited before eating something
And also that they were 'mini' sausage rolls.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Okay, I actually tied myself to the other side of the room when I took them out of the oven
and the time it took me to chew through my own foot was long enough for them to cool sufficiently.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)

I suppose you only did what diabetes would have done to you in a few months

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

the size of a Mini

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

That's more like it

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

That is sexy.

( wanderlust, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:14, Reply)

So's your face.
And your boobs and your va-jay-jay.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Are you saying she doesn't have a sexy arse?
Shame on you al!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I'm going to see you on saturday
Try to contain your excitment.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Try to contain yourself
In Milton Keynes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I see what you did there, you're trying to chinsult me.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

how long have you been waiting to use that?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I thought it up on the spot
I'm very witty.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Not to mention charming.
Oops.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

The NLP is finally kicking in

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

Sometimes when I think of you, I think "That man is the _perfect_ man".
Like a labrador to dogs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

That is a fucking splendid film.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

I love comic book films,
they're great.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Those films are without exception
gayer than a troupe of bonobos ripped to the tits on nitrous oxide dressed in pink lamee on their way back from seeing a musical.

With Crow.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)

I'm looking forward too
- Thore
- The Avengers
- The X-Men: The New Class (although it won't be as good as the old one except when Zack makes an apperance and Kelly gets her tit's out).
-Aliens vs Cowbies
- Spiderman (reboot)
- That new batman one
- Friends The Movie
- Sex in the City 3
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Is the new Spiderman really a reboot?
IE they're pretending the Maguire films didn't happen?

I don't especially like it when they do this at the best of times, but the last Spiderman film was only released about five minutes ago.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

But it was shit

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Too many forest scenes for my liking.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Tom Hardy playing Bane?
Not entirely convinced by that, would have thought they'd go for someone bigger. Just hope they don't make him a retard, like Batman & Robin did.

I'm looking forward to Tintin, The Hobbit, Transformers III, and the final Harry Potter film (although that's just because I want them to be fucking over).

Although, I've just had a look at the casting for X-Men: First Class, and I quite like some of the choices...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I haven't seen anything I'm looking forward to being released.
I think they should film "The Tenth Man" by Graham Greene, because it's one of my favourite books and short enough to not require over-simplifying the plot.

I have spoken. Get on it, filmmakers.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I think they should make that film about that girl that slept with that depressed narcoleptic cross dresser
who only woke up once a year at the end of the summer.

It should be called "Wake me (and my cock) up when September cums"

and the poster will look like this:

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Winner!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

I'm sure there's potential for better puns there.
I'm disappointed with the lack of effort that went into this.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

A sure fire indie classic
A bit saddening when he tops himself at the end, but he-ho.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Pffft!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

just read that those cunts have decided not to make an Alien prequel after all
fucking wankers. I'm going to give Ridley Scott a piece of my mind
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

You should write him a strongly worded letter, Vippers.

( Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

I shall!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Don't forget to wipe your arse with the back of the letter so when he reads it he gets poo on his fingers

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

already done

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Be sure to sign it as
"Disappointed of Exeter"
( Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Tell him to stop re-releasing "Blade Runner" while you're at it
LEAVE IT ALONE RIDLEY
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

don't give him too much of it, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

there's plenty to go around

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Is it not going to be a standalone film about whatever that creature was in the crashed ship??
He said it will still have the Alien feel about it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Just went to the loo
And whoever was in there last left the most hellish stench. It was as if they shat burning peat into the bowl, then sprayed an entire can of peach Air Wick over the top.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Have you found any likely suspects?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

The building has about 50 blokes in, and only 3 mens loos.
I'll kill one a day until the lavatory stops smelling of Irish bogland.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

This sounds like an obvious solution.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Sounds like they've been on the hoegaarden.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Hahahaha, "Hoe Garden".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

It was more earthy than Ian Drury lyrics

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Surely Guinness
causes a more foul and stenchful gut than Hoegaarden? I thought that stuff was quite inoffensive... (the drink, not the post-drink-poo)
(berk, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Living with a housemate who goes to lots of beer festivals
I can safely say that smoked beer is the devil's own invention.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Trust me on this
Studio flat, northern Belgium, 6 blokes, long weekend on the wheat beer and a bathroom separated only by a concertina sliding door. That was a nasal low point in my life.

It's the fact it's unfiltered, I think.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Are you sure it wasn't just a can of Lynx?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

The discarded can of peach Air Wick in the bin was a giveaway.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

When I last went, somebody had left a gigantic log in the pan.
It's almost as if other people don't turn to view their work and then stand to attention and salute as they send it to a watery grave, Labs.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

He who smelt it dealt it.
Do you deny it?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

*sighs*
Yes.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

We have our supplier.
The next case for the Playground Court is "Billy v's My Friend" - Plaintiff has filed a complaint of defamation of character regarding his ten foot willy.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Defamation of character? Hardly.
It's the charge of public indecency that I'd fight.

She was gagging for it, y'honour.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Grounds for assault?
She hit it with a rake. Is that "reasonable force"?

It's a matter for the courts to decide.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Frankly I think that the witness is unreliable
By dint of mistaking said member for a snake. Clearly this is unlikely in the extreme and calls into question the veracity of her entire testimony.
( Kroney, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I believe the next case centres around attempts by the municipal waste collection authority
to prevent my father (or "old man" as he is commonly referred) from wearing his uniform whilst attending sporting events.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Surely it's a charge of common assault against "the girl next door"
who, upon being shown said appendage, hit it with a rake.

The defendant contests that upon first seeing the appendage she believed it to be a snake.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

curse my slow fat fingers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

It depends if the story is true
"My Friend" could just be spreading lies about Billy exposing himself to the girl next door.

If so...defamation? Slander? If written on the walls in the bogs, libel?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

And also regarding the assault on the plantiff by the respondant, allegedly using a garden implement
after an ophidia/genitalia confusion, resulting in 47% reduction in said willy length
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

good god.
leave the legal speak to the lawyers you lot, eh??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:51, Reply)

Sorry, i'll stick to what i'm good at
*sweeps floor*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:59, Reply)

He who did the rhyme, commited the terrible thing that happened.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Don't listen to the naysayers GJ.
I'm a middle-aged woman and I love superhero films.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

It's all a bit of banter innit.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Says the geeky homosexual northerner

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Says the perverted pretend northerner.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

Says the internet hardster and general bully

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I hate her so much
she makes me cry
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I'm in overall fear of her online threats

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I'm terrified that she might use her feminine wiles on me
to make me do things I'm not comfortable with.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:05, Reply)

I cannot for one moment think of anything you would not be comfortable with.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:07, Reply)

Leaving my dinner half finished

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:12, Reply)

You're the internet hardster and general bully.
I'm the whinging lovelorn cougar.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:06, Reply)

When have I gone threatening b4sh violence?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:08, Reply)

You don't but you do incite it in others.

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Links please
I'm going to enjoy this
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Gimmie a minute.
Edit - I can find the fecking thing.

Basically it's the thread where you incited me to kick you in the bollocks.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:12, Reply)

If I follow that correctly, I've acted as agent provocateur to incite you to threaten me with offline violence
and that makes me the dick? Here's your moment of glory
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1048882
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Thank you.
And stop taking the internet so seriously.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Offline threats of violence from randoms on the internet are generally considered uncool

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Now this is interesting
because you are frequently getting all up in peoples faces on the internet, and presumably you justify this as "it's the internet, dont' take it seriously" which is a valid approach, though clearly there is also a valid counter argument. Anyway, I'm digressing, you are happy to "give it all that" online, and yet when an equally clearly non serious threat to "kick you in the balls" is made by someone who also doesn't take the internet seriously, you label it as uncool.

In summary, you dish it out, you've got to be prepared to take it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I was winding her up, pfffft
I generally don't fear middle aged women from the internet
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Nor indeed is Jordan a personal hero of mine

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Don't wind me up.
Or I'll have to put two hormone patches on tomorrow.
( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:37, Reply)

You'll soon have osteoarthritis and will start crumbling away before our very eyes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

FFS!

( girlinthehole, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Leave it BeeGeeBee, eee ain't wurf it!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)

ten out of ten for observation!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 12:57, Reply)

I don't usually get into super hero movies, but I fucking loved Watchmen.
I'm totally looking forward to the new twilight movie, ooooooh bella and edward get_it_on
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)

and she totally dies halfway through

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:03, Reply)

have you already SEEN IT?!!?!?!?!?!?!
you've totally ruined it for me
uuuuugggggghhhhhhhhhh
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:06, Reply)

No, but I read the book.
They get it on, he bites a pillow, like the huge bummer that he is. Then she's all like nodding her head like yeah, and he's all moving his hips like yeah, and then they have a party in the USA.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:08, Reply)

fuck yeah
I could get into that
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Then she lists the 7 things she hates about him.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:15, Reply)

I hope he knows she can't be tamed.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Well I've just turned into Hellboy
I had an allergic reaction to Deep Heat and my arm is now red and burning.

One hand typing is tricky :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Best keep it away from your pleasurables too!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Were you trying to avoid putting the heating on?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I did a lot of weights and then hit my elbow on a fireplace.
The other non-fireplaced arm is ok but my arm won't bend more than about 100 degrees now. Our heating is actually fairly cheap.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I don't think deep heat will help you anyway
you need R.I.C.E.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

R.I.C.E?
EDIT: Ah, I googled. Slept with a pillow under my arm last night- at least it's the non-dominant arm.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

You'll still be able to give hand jobs

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)

There is nothing I can say that isn't grossly TMI

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)

You like to use your left hand to give handjobs?
You prefer using your mouth? or anus?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

This anal thing is never going to go away, is it?
I'll wear my badge for you on Saturday, if you want.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Nope, it will always be lurking just behind you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

I promise, I will text you when I first get bummed. Even if I have to whip my phone out as he's pounding away at my poor brown star.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)

MY badge for you YOUR face like a jockstrap
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I'm trying to work this out, but I don't think it's very nice.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)

shit, i did it wrong, one mo.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Oh, I see.
Analingus costs more.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:54, Reply)

It can have hidden costs too if you're unlucky

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I'm not sure I fully understand what it means
but nevertheless I'm almost crying with laughter here.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 20 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)