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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm fucking exhausted
and am very much looking forward to this week being over. I will no doubt have to come and do some work over the weekend though.

Tonight I am going to have delicious food cooked for me, and relax with friends. Tomorrow I am buying new boots and looking at cutlery and crockery, followed by cooking dinner for friends.

Sunday I will sleep.

What are you doing?

alt: I'm too tired to think of another question
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:19, 216 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
GOING ON HOLIDAY MOTHERFUCKER!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)
where are you going?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:20, Reply)

JAMaica
Hungary
Brazil
MonserFAT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Brazil?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
nuts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
To the Fatherland
To eat Sausages and drink beer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
This sounds like a good holiday
Germany is a cool place to go
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
We are spending 4 days in Berlin
and 3 days in Munich, with a first class rail trip in between.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Munchen?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Constantly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)
probably sausages

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I'm trying to remember where I've been apart from Cologne and the Rhine Valley

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Apparently
You can go to the square in Nuremberg where AH worked his magic, there's a kind of podium still there so you can pretend to be him and then get arrested for insensitivity.

Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I think it might be a good idea for you not to go to Germany

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
nice
my mate is living near frankfurt at the moment. he is a veggie though, so is missing out on half of the good things about germany
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I went to germany
but then my diet took a turn for the wurst
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)
outstanding

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
don't be sarcastic
makes you sound like a brat
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I wasn't being sarcastic
editted: because I'm stupid
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
i like to see that you
meat your match
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)
A Sour Kraut if you will

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
innit, blud

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Doing an out of hours upgrade tonight while Mrs Cow is out
Saturday and Sunday may well be a whole lot of nothing (fingers crossed).

What food are you getting cooked/cooking?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I think we are having lobster ravioli with shellfish bisque tonight
chicken katsu curry tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
That sounds tremendous!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
it will be
I'm also going to get monstrously stoned and play Gran Turismo 5
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
That also sounds good

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Is that code for looking at youporn
and having a cheeky wank?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Well, apart from that
I am actually having to work. It is decent overtime though
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
well I had a tough week
but I had today off due to a broken car. I shall spend the weekend writing reports.

I really should do something else. Perhaps that's an alt question: what the hell should we be doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)
My parents are going to York for the weekend so I'll be on dog walking duty.
I may also start looking into selling some stuff on Ebay.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I am jealous of your parents!
I want to go to York
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
What's stopping you?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Money + kids

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Singleworkingandchildlesslols

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
hahahah first laugh of the day thanks blousie

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Woo! I made badger laugh.
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
it's fucking difficult today
People in a 5 mile radius are already evacuating as my wrath grows
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)

wrath grows vagina sucks them towards itself
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Yeah see I'm not really in a good enough mood for flakey bastards like you to make jokes like that

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
You really aren't today are you?
What is up?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
well I always get depressed in the lead up to my birthday (hurrah another year pissed away doing nothing)
and I am tired and hate working 50 hour weeks for shit all so I have neither time or money to do anything and I don't have any windows. I miss windows. Stupid basement. And I liek things clean and they never are, there's always shit everywhere. Sometimes literally
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
This seems like a good reason
Have an internet hug
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
From what you've told me I can see you lasting another week before someone is stapled to death.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Indeed!
I love wandering about in York
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:28, Reply)
I've had three very rough weeks at work.
I'm looking forward to a nice weekend off. We're going to either visit Sutton Hoo on a history-nerd beano, or do some shopping in That There London.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:22, Reply)
tonight I'll be watching jersey shore and drinking
tomorrow I'll be attending a baby shower, and other than that no plans [anyone want to come over? we've got a new grill!]
sunday is my birthday party at the bowling alley for my friends son
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)
what did you do with your friends?
did I miss that, or has it not happened? was it a concert?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I got out of it because I didn't have anyone to watch my dog.
And yes, it was a concert. Especially glad I missed it because there was OmGdRaMaZ
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)
that's good
lame that they arranged something that they should really know that you don't like.

you should move over here where people totally get you
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
We'd all take it in turns to get her

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
+pes

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
they thought that because I was going with them it would've been a good time
silly them
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I'm such a selfish horrible person.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
naa, fuck them
nothing wrong with being a bit selfish. If you don't look out for your own interests then who will?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
A New Grill!
I'm totally there!

Actually, is that an american term for an entire outdoor cooker or is that just a reference to a metal grill?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
means she's got new teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I think it means her face or mouth

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

not this but this
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:29, Reply)
In which case I shall be round shortly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Choice of meat, sir?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)

bet it's tube steak
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:59, Reply)
*click*

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
fucking working tomorrow
And unless MAGIC has happened, cleaning either tonight or tomorrow.

May be seeing some sexy b3tans at some point. Cimema on Sunday to see the Adjustment Bureau. I don't care if you think this film looks shit
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:25, Reply)
I have not seen a trailer, nor a poster
what's it about?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)

www.theadjustmentbureau.com/
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)
hmm
sounds like an OK premis, but I suspect it will be mushy
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
I have noticed that one of the review quotes on the posters is
"Bourne meets Inception"...which makes me worry that they've just ripped everything off from the Bourne films and Inception...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
this is most likely

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Plus, ever since watching Team America
I can't take Matt Damon seriously.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
before team america
I wouldn't necessarily recognise who he was. He owes a lot to that film
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
he's actually quite good
and has done some good films

but I can't hear his name without saying it like in Team America
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I don't really watch films where the leading man has to wear a suit.
Apart from Men in Black.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Well, we know you prefer films where the leading man wanders down to his nearby convenience store in his slippers to buy milk

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
and make a lovely cup of tea

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
*sighs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I think it looks good
and want to see it.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:26, Reply)
But you're going on holiday so you can't come seeit with me :(

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)
No complaining
about lack of film people you. After your brutal rejection of Fast Five
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:30, Reply)
//////////////Euphemism alert///////////////////

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I think you'll find I was excited about that
I like the F&F films
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:34, Reply)
really?
Right I'm taking that as direct confirmation. Must've mistaken you for someone else (any other person in the world bar me and Labs)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I may watch them all in a giant maraton. Maybe I'll watch them tomorrow at work

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Oh man
I want to be able to do that. Maybe next week I shall
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I'll text you quotes so you can see how far through I am :p

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I'm going to the London Aquarium on Sunday.
I'm not massively fussed about wildlife I can't eat but it's not for my benefit.

*Massive Shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:31, Reply)
the aquarium is ok
I've been to better though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)
It's very convenient for my sister who's coming into Waterloo,
and my daughter and I can get a bus straight there from her flat so it makes sense - plus I got my ex to ask her to choose between that and the zoo and that was her choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:35, Reply)
I really enjoyed the London Aquarium
It has a really good exhibit on the Thames, and it has rays you can stroke.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:37, Reply)
'Go on lad, give us a stroke, like'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)
*isn't afraid of no ghost*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Actually this is a good idea
I may take the Cow Jrs to the sealife centre at Tynemouth. Otters!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I'm having a LAN party on saturday
weirdly there will be a girl there, I think that's breaking some rules.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

rules restraining orders
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:39, Reply)

restraining orders straining trouser zips
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:41, Reply)
She's very attractive
but we'll all be wearing stained tracksuit bottoms and red dwarf T shirts so no zips around.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
hey
girls do lan parties sometimes - that's what me and some friends did for 4 or 5 days over 1999-2000 new year (except for the actual new year, we're not quite that sad).
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:42, Reply)
What is a Lan party?
Is it like Tupperware?

Don't bother. I've googled.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Playing computer games on a Local Area Network.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:45, Reply)
*fears for the youth of today*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
would you rather we were all doing e in a field?
Dressed like spastics?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Hell yeah!
Didn't do me any harm.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
It is where load of people called Ian turn up

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
they involve many hours
of not getting the computers to talk to each other (well it did in the olden days) then some games, no sleep and junk food
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:46, Reply)
AND BEER AND PIZZA
and people taking the piss out of each other for being shit.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
after our 4 days of 'Total Annihilation'
one of my friends, blearily looked round the rest of us and said "guys, I can see little health bars below each of you, and they're in the red".
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:50, Reply)
man, I loved Total Annihilation
almost as good as Dawn of War
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Red Alert wins
Purely for the awesomeness of HELL MARCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
man, hell march is awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
I'm listening to it now
I'm going to have to stop before I jackboot my MD and dig trenches in the foyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:58, Reply)
as usual I am listening to a mixture of Tool, A Perfect Circle and Puscifer
with the odd bit of NIN and Biomechanical mixed in.

and skipping over all the fucking Coheed and Cambria that has somehow got on my ipod.

edit: may have asked you this. are you familiar with Baroness?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I am not, any good?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)
I like them
not massively heavy, quite tuneful, bit shouty, but not in some places.

kind of a raw vocal, which is good.

have a listen to this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qii59-7JAM
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
I quite like that
You might have heard this, but I like it: The Sword - Freya
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I happen to have that song by The Sword
they supported Metallica at the O2 I think. I missed it though because I was eating dinner.


it's worth checking out that Baroness album, there are better songs, but I don't know what they are called.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:49, Reply)
I got it from Guitar Hero 3 and love it
Will do, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I think that was the game for 1996/7 new year
but we only had two computers and I was shit at it. I don't remember music except that we had two counting crows albums on repeat for about a week.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:55, Reply)
They've all gone downhill since Red Alert 2, I think

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Oh those days.
Sup Com is better but even modern computers can barely cope.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:52, Reply)
do you think Monty has imploded
after reading this nerdery?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I've been invited to a ceilidh tonight.
I sincerely doubt I'll go, but it's still a possibility. Saturday possibly seeing an old school friend, and if the weather is nice on Sunday I will go and throw food at waterfowl and hopefully not get locked in the park again.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:38, Reply)
ceilidhs are cool
you should go
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Definitely this
If for no other reason than to get pissed and laugh at others (as I did at my Dad's 60th)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I had one at my wedding
it avoided the terrible disco scenario
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:48, Reply)
if there is one thing ceilidhs are not
it is cool
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:49, Reply)
i have an alternative version of what is cool
clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Yes you do
*cough*LARPer*cough*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I'll tell R you said that

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Oh yeah, her
In fairness, if you do she'll probably just call me a massive bender. She'd fit in well round here.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
As a Paddy and Doctor, I suggest you do not attend.
It will be shit and packed with bearded wankers in chunky sweaters drinking real ale.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Working, working, working
My life is so exciting at the moment. Although the "for money" kind, instead of the 5 hours in the library kind so there's a silver-lining.
(Charmander, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Fucking student, get a jo-
Oh. Carry on.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Ms Foxtrot's sister and her boyfriend are visiting from Bristol
so much family-related activity. Was with them all on my lunch break just now, Ms Foxtrot and three of her sisters are taking their mum/stepmum shopping for wedding stuff tomorrow and they all had ideas about what me, the father-in-law and the above-mentioned boyfriend could do with our afternoon, when we'll be babysitting another sister's 3-year-old.

"You could all go on a bike ride... or go out to the coast, or the broads... or take Noah to the zoo maybe..."

We waited for them to finish suggesting and wander off, looked at each other and as one, said "Pub"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:03, Reply)
did you propose?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:07, Reply)
God no
and I won't until I think she might say yes. After 9 years I regard him as my father-in-law and her sisters as mine regardless of legality
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:11, Reply)
uh
you've been together 9 years?
why the fuck wouldn't she say yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
doesn't want to marry a gay

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:14, Reply)
7/10
Marks awarded for snappiness, deducted for predictability
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I'm happy with a 7/10 for that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
he gives 7/10 for everything

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
What mark would you have given it?
Bear in mind that 8/10 results in a click, I'm trying to keep it special
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
it was snappy
but also predictable, I think 6 would have been more appropriate, but I am harsh at marking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I would've marked it harsher myself

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
My opinion may have been coloured
by something approximiating a friendly gesture made by you earlier
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I can't really say without proper criteria
and grade indicators
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Get yourself an insulting meme
then you can create an appropriately nerdy marking system
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
She's just not that big on marriage
and they cost a lot of money, which I don't have.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
to each their own
if you intend to spend your lives together then what's the difference
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Exactly her attitude
She'd like you - she gets very fed up of people telling her we "should" get married
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:21, Reply)
people mostly say that because they want to
have a big party to be invited to
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
people should mind their own fucking business
I'm not looking forward to the questions about children after I get married.

Wondering whether to just say we can't to ward off further meddling, but it seems harsh when some of my very good friends actually can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Yeah don't say that
in case you accidentally do sprog Mrs V up and decide to keep it. I quite agree about people minding their own business, though. Ms Foxtrot has always been absolutely adamant that she doesn't want kids and she's always had to put up with people telling her she'll change her mind when she gets older.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I'm seriously tempted to get the snip to prevent that happening
I've always been adamant, and mrs V is becoming increasingly so. I cannot see that anything could change my mind. My mrs thinks that if our delightful nieces haven't changed her mind then nothing will.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
You getting the snip won't stop people asking
although it will provide you with an unanswerable rejoinder. Chances are within a year of getting married you'll have told everyone you know "We're not, and stop asking"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I may just go with the "none of your business sunshine" approach

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Good call
"sunshine" is a nice touch
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Just say you're allergic to them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
I just don't want them
and can't really list reasons without sounding shallow and self-centred.

I am those things, but I try and keep it hidden.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:29, Reply)
I agree with you
but I have another reason, which is the one I whip out in polite company.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
is it a real reason?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Yes.
Might be completely unfounded in SCIENCE though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)
are you going to share it?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
This is not polite company

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)
HOW DARE YOU

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
+VERY

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)
no, it's a vibrator

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
This should be fun
/popcorn
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
The reason? It's not, really.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Same here.
I like kids but just never wanted my own apart from a funny turn I had about 10 years ago. Luckily it went.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:32, Reply)
Are your reasons along the lines of
"I value and enjoy my spare time and am unprepared to completely relinquish this, along with my various hobbies, sex life and any chance of getting a decent night's sleep for the next decade or so"?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)
yes
and also, I don't have enough money as it is
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Ironically, I always used to want kids
Having the above illustrated to me, first verbally and latterly demonstrably, has brought me round to Ms Foxtrot's way of thinking
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:41, Reply)
in all honesty I'd be terrified of it splitting me and the mrs up
it's touch and go anyway because I'm such an insufferable bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Maybe after a year of mopping up after a similarly insufferable bastard with no respect for sleep patterns and appalling bowel cotnrol
she'll learn to appreciate you more
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:45, Reply)
hmm, you make an interesting point

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)
There are probably other, better, less dramatic ways
to get your missus to appreciate you. Flowers, say
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)
"We already have a dog *heavy sigh* just don't think I could go through all that training all over again with a baby, it eventually learns to talk back"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)
I like this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:44, Reply)
If anyone does the 'kid' question just shout "You know I have no fucking testicles, you cunt!"
It usually nips it in the bud rather well.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:27, Reply)
or "no, but I've been fucking her
in the arse regularly in the hope of getting a brown one"

/ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Or...
"I am still 'pre-op' and do not have functioning male genitalia"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Hahaha
I am impressed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
of course she'd fucking like me, I'm fucking awesome
anyway, if your friends know about it then they shouldn't press, whos business is it of theirs anyway, if you're happy that's all that should matter
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
:-)
You are indeed fucking awesome. Take five points.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:31, Reply)
Wondering if I should go skiing tomorrow or Sunday
With the proceeds from Wednesday's poker tournament. Probably going to be Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I've been amusing myself by looking at
boobies, tits and cocks
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Just in case they fall off.
www.thenippleshop.co.uk/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Drinkies after work tonight
Hairdresser's tomorrow. I'm thinking of keeping my fringe a bit longer so I look like this hawt chick I know.
Family stuff Sunday, then work. Zzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Oh Roota. My fringe is much longer than it was when you last saw me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:18, Reply)
ooo, mine too!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Hippy!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
SHEXEH

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)

fr m
Prolapse LOLS
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:28, Reply)
Don't joke about these things tuggers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
There goes 25% of my 'material'.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)
ugh I haven't had my hair cut in about 5 months
my fringe is halfway down my nose. I HATE finding new hairdressers
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:22, Reply)
They'd be easier to find if you could see
Catch-22
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:23, Reply)
pah, I've had mine done twice in the last 8 years
once by a mate and once at a hairdressers (while all the old ladies their were incredulous that I didn't do anything with my hair). Having hair cut is dull
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:24, Reply)
You are Cousin It
AICMFP
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Damn, I thought you didn't know which one was me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
It was a toss-up (hehehe)
I nearly went for Wednesday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:43, Reply)
huh huh
Given the right conditions I do look like cousin It
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:46, Reply)
Would those conditions be otherwise descirbed as "post-coitus"?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:51, Reply)
i can't even remember that kind of thing any more
it's more when it's windy, or I've just washed it, or I have something important to do, or I've not brushed it or I have brushed it...
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I've gone to the same gal for 13 years.
I'm grumpy when I need it trimming. Feels all wolfy.
It's ok when you have long hair, because you can tie it up, but short hair has to keep its shape.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:25, Reply)
mine won't tie up or anything
I just come to an arrangement with it. I imagine medusa does the same thing with hers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30, Reply)
I'm going to keep growing mine so I'll have mad old lady hair when I'm old.
I shall probably keep birds in it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Birds in hair, you say?

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:37, Reply)
this is baffling and excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)
How come it won't tie up?
Maybe you need to smack it a few times first.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:38, Reply)
it just falls out of a pony tail or plait really quickly
and ends up looking even more scruffy

It might need some kind of sedative
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:40, Reply)
On Sunday morning I shall mostly be...
... driving round Silverstone circuit in an Aston Martin V8 Vantage!
Courtesy of my eldest sprog as she bought me the track experience as a 50th birthday present.

*Glees*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Awesome!
Post some photos when you return or are peeled off the barriers
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:34, Reply)

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