college food mings
i am rebelling off to the deli for a falafel wrap with houmous and herby mayonnaise and a massive diet coke.

hope it stays sunny all weekend, it's stunning!

i would wish al a happy birthday but he's been a bit of a steaming turd lately, so.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:31, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I had a cracking sandwich
Ciabatta with cheddar, yellow pepper, ham and exceedingly spicy sauce, toasted and served with beef Hula Hoops and a can of proper Coke. Two doughnuts and a coffee complete todays lunch
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

would be better if it was a crackling sandwich

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

This would have slightly improved it, I'll grant you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

bin offf the slices of rotting swine
and i'd eat that sandwich, well done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:33, Reply)

But rotting swine tastes GOOOOOOOOD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:34, Reply)

yeuch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Fair enough
More for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

it's not rotting
no wonder you don't like meat if you got fed rotten stuff.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:36, Reply)

it is dead animal though
i find it hard to wrap my squeamish little head around that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:39, Reply)

you'd no more eat rotting meat than you would rotting veg

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

i think i lack the capacity
to separate the chunk of meat from the cute animal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

You need a sharp knife

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I could do that with my teeth
while staring it in the eye
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

+ while standing in a field full of cute animals
screaming "You're next!" as bits of Bambi splutter out of your mouth.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:46, Reply)

For some reason, I'm now reminded of a former /talker who used to get food by nicking the unsold stock from the bins behind supermarkets.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:41, Reply)

My brother did that when he was a squatter.
The shame.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

at ir
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I'd totally wish you well in everything in your life
but you're so incapable of looking beyond your own little privileged bubble that you wouldn't even notice.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:35, Reply)

oh alistair
what gets posted on here is in no way reflective of real life. sometimes i worry that you forget this!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Errrrm, yes, me too. I was totally being Ironic.

so ...
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

irony is what other people miss

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Irony
is how best to describe the inside of Bella's pants at the moment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Full of magnets, are they?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Blood..................iron.....................geddit.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:50, Reply)

I got it

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

You're an old married man so you should get it.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

+once a month

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

She's an iron-blooded robot?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:51, Reply)

That is spectacular!
How do we know this about her?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

bet she thinks normal feminine hygiene products are for disgusting right wing capitalists who take, like, showers and stuff
she probably prefers to roll her own out of recycled newspapers and hessian.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

People like us totally get irony.
I could meet you in person and I'd be all up in your face one minute and then being all nice the next and then motorboating you 30 seconds later before totally cussing you out and all your friends would be all like "Girlfriend, what's going on with the hot dude?" and we'd both be all like "LOLZ! It's totally ironic, AM I RITE!" and they'd be all like "WTF?" and we'd be all like "ROFL!"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:48, Reply)

what the hell is motorboating?
i always wonder this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Woohoo!
You're in for a treat at the London bash. *Gazzes Badger*
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

Guy sticks his head in booby cleavage
and blows a raspberry while shaking his head from side to side.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

It's when you put your face in the cleavage of a buxom lady
and wiggle your face left and right while letting your lips go all floppy so you make a noise something akin to a motorboat.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:53, Reply)

next question for you all
WHY?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:54, Reply)

Face in boobs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

boys like boobs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Why not?

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Because they're boobs.
We like having our face in boobs.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:59, Reply)

My choice of hair style prohibits motorboating
I have to get the angle just right, or I'll have their eye out.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)

haha!
You're too much of a wuss to do it anyway.
( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Ahem!
wuss gentleman
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Oh my GOD
I have just thought of an epic motorboating technique that involves hanging upside down above them, and lowering my head down into their cleavage.
I now have a goal in life, to achieve a successful Spiderman Motorboat.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:03, Reply)

Ideally one could simply drop down from the ceiling of a nightclub,
perform said move on an unsuspecting woman and then whoosh back up into the rafters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

In my mind this is exactly how it'll happen

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:21, Reply)

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
*goes to climbing shop*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Get Bungee cord
for the whooshing.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:36, Reply)

*shakes head sadly, not unlike I was doing slow-mo motorboating*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:04, Reply)

We all know you're going to try this so don't pretend otherwise.

( girlinthehole, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Try it? I'm a fucking expert.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Boobs.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I real that as 'college food minge'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

perv

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Mmmm, students.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 Mar 2011, 12:44, Reply)