Saturday evening generic thread
I'll just leave this here in case anyone turns up...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:07, 104 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm about
sort of. Good day?
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:11, Reply)

And how was your day?
I spent the early morning faffing in the kitchen then went out and walked for nine miles. Gorgeous day in the end, lovely walk too. Now I'm considering passing out quite soon, I've been up since half four.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Meh, was alright I suppose
well no, it was good and springy and sunshiney and relaxed apart from the ongoing boy thing.
Half four?!
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I know, I woke up and turned over and had a drum and bass melody running around my head.
Tried for half an hour to get back to sleep then the kid downstairs woke up and that was game over.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)

drum n bass 'melody'?
these are not words that go easily together.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Shush you.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Not bad, mostly
Although we've just had a chinese, and I am now suffering very greatly. It has become abundantly clear to me recently that I cannot process MSG. My middle hurts. *sadface*

I'm working on it with large amounts of water, but I'm wondering if alcohol might be a better idea....
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Drown it with booze
it's definitely the way forward. And maybe some rennies or something?
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:19, Reply)

In the long term the remedy is going to have to be no more chineses ever
For the moment, mr b3th's big baggy sweatpants and a comfy chair are as good as it gets.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:20, Reply)

That's lame :(
chineses are one of the best of all the takeaways. Why can't you tolerate MSG?
(berk, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I don't know
but it's happened enough and with such regularity and speed, that I know it must be the food that's causing the problem. Apparently a lot of people have this reaction to MSG. Over the last year or so I've also become a bit funny with lactose.

My dad's a coeliac, so it could be worse. At least I can eat bread. Lovely, lovely, yummy bread...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Is MSG not just generally a bit bad for you anyway?
Other than the fact that it makes things mega-tasty.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)

probably
but it's the tasty tasty part that usually wins out.

No more, though. I have to admit defeat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:34, Reply)

Last I heard
Was that MSG is a neurotoxin. So, if you think about it, your immune system is doing the right thing by reacting to it.

I might be wrong though.

Probably not though.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Mint Tea and a Hot Waterbottle are what i run for if the tabs ain't tuchin' it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Alright Berk? How's the drama? Japanese was AWESOME, their soft shell crab is LUSHY McLUSHY LUSH.
Just, you know, maybe, possibly, nah', I'm being silly, you wouldn't... well, maybe, if you fancy getting feed at the same table I'm feeding at the same time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Who where what?!
Have you stopped posting on /board?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Mostly
on account of making pictures is hard work, and spouting shit on here is fun and easy.

I haven't given up on /board though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Welcome to the experts at spouting shit.

( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:25, Reply)

BFF!!!!!
Glad to hear your mum's okay *smileyface*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Thank you.
She's always worrying about little niggles she has but I guess that's natural at her age.
( girlinthehole, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:30, Reply)

mum's are special
actually, mine's also a bit 'special'...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Evening all
I ended up going for a drive up into the valleys today, then back down to the coast. Awesome views, and a ridiculous road that wouldn't have been out of place in the alps.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Evening all.
Anyone around?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I'm watching Match of the Day
and drinking a bottle of Cab Sauv Zinfandel.

Edit: Arsenal - Blackburn was a shit game, how on earth is it that early in MotD if there isn't a London bias?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I've got MOTD on at the mo.
Have your lot been on yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:00, Reply)

Not yet
reading the various reports interestingly Sky thought our 1st penalty was correct and our 2nd was wrong, but BBC thought the opposite.

I thought we deserved 4 or 5 penalties.

We're on now!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:02, Reply)

So I see!
Good atmosphere today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Fantastic
BBC just skipped over 3 or 4 first half chances for us where we made Pool look amateur.

Edit: they made it look like Liverpool made a game of it, they were shit from start to finish.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Keeper should have had a red.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:07, Reply)

I KNOW
we said that. And Carroll should have, he got a yellow and then gave away 3 or 4 more fouls - we were wondering what you actually have to do to get sent off in a Liverpool shirt.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:12, Reply)

Either way, it's 3 points.
And moves you further away from relegation woes. With the season coming to a close, you might be better off with Liverpool having fewer suspended players if they are playing any of your immediate rivals.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)

They do have to play Birmingham, Fulham and Villa
who are all below us. I'd like Bham and Villa to stay up though, if they can.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)

But not Fulham? Barry won't be happy.
Buy him a jacket to make it up to him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)

Fulham can fuck off
A Premier League where West Ham and Fulham have gone down would leave more Midlands clubs than London clubs in the top division.

I would spend the entirety of the 2011/12 season grinning like a mong every time the BBC were forced to mention that through their gritted teeth.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:35, Reply)

I'd rather Fulham or West Ham stayed up than QPR got promoted.
*Warnock issues*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:37, Reply)

Well yes
OBVIOUSLY football would be the only winner if Neil Warnock was struck by lightning and staggered in front of an 18-wheeler and then caught fire.

I was happy to see Kevin Phillips score, he's one of those journeyman professionals you're happy to see do well even after he leaves your club.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:40, Reply)

And the Prem runs the risk of having Welsh clubs involved next season.
And do you want THAT to happen?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:49, Reply)

Yes.
6 points each, job done.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Rubbish.
It's the English Premier League.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:39, Reply)

my feet hurt

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:06, Reply)

*there there*
How so Badge?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:07, Reply)

walking lots
I cheered myself up by watching Ben Spies be silly www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiVCbMlXxNM&feature=related I love him sooooooo much
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)

How far did you walk?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:48, Reply)

about 8 miles

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:49, Reply)

White rapper lols.
Why so far?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:49, Reply)

to get places

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:56, Reply)

You mentalist!
Using your legs and feet for walking? You've changed since you moved to London.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:58, Reply)

I'm in Leamington
we don't believe in public transport
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:13, Reply)

Good for you.
I like leg-power. How is your new laptop, all fast and sparkly?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:15, Reply)

It's pretty awesome yeah!
MOBILE GLESS
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Good for you.
Where did you buy it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:39, Reply)

currys
It was £200 off
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:01, Reply)

That's a good deal.
Was it a second or just a sale item?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:20, Reply)

Please be aids

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Evening Bob.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:26, Reply)

See you're taking it too far now

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:43, Reply)

I don't really want you to have aids
I would settle for Athletes foot.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Just epic blisterz I'm afraid

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:56, Reply)

Have a nice footbath.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:59, Reply)

pop em in gonz's bed.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:01, Reply)

How are your new drums?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:06, Reply)

pick them up monday. They had a few scuffs on one so are being cleaned and polished in the shop.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:06, Reply)

How are you gigging plans coming along?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:14, Reply)

Ummm non existent until June.
So much work on at uni it's nuts. Have some good songs though and am going to be playing with another band soon too.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:15, Reply)

Spent today recovering
I was at a beer festival from 12 noon until 12 midnight on Thursday, and 12 noon to 1am on Friday. Today I'm doing nothing, and tomorrow I finally get to pack my incredibly irritating flatmates back off to Lithuania, before going down to Birmingham to play in the UK student poker championships.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sat 2 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)

hey kids!
I'm painted red, covered in sand and wearing a cloak. My hobby rules
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:34, Reply)

Did you roll a double 6?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:38, Reply)

there are no dice in larp, silly
I hit people with swords and pole arms and shouted at them about releasing me from a barrow or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:40, Reply)

So how does it work. How do you know what you're supposed to be doing?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:41, Reply)

well we were the monsters
so the refs tell us our stats, someone paints your face, then you go fight someone. If you're a player, you just do what your character would do
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:43, Reply)

Is it a game or acting out a scene?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:44, Reply)

a game
as the monster you get told the kind of thing you need to do/say and the players react to it. Usually you just get killed, but they were very nice to the Crone character I played despite me insulting them and shouting at their king
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:46, Reply)

glad you had fun
I'm back home now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:47, Reply)

where've you been, today?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:48, Reply)

Just meant I got home from uni
I feel like every bone in my body has been kicked around a football field
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:01, Reply)

what the hell have you been doing to get in that state?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:02, Reply)

My guess would be that Amberl has been used as a football.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:05, Reply)

The tidying did me in
I don't think the caffeine helped
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:08, Reply)

You get dressed up in red and abuse people?
You could be a Bristol City supporter!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:50, Reply)

As a sport-ignorant person
I shall assume this is funny and satirical

anyway, how are you, jeff?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:56, Reply)

I'm okay thanks Captain.
I went to the pub, went to football and then went to the pub again.

I'm delighted that I feel tired this evening, normally, I'm still wide awake at this point, but I reckon that within 30 minutes, it'll be bed time.

How is your microwave oven treating you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:58, Reply)

I'm all a bit hyper from all the fresh air and running about
I've made a lot of microwave rice in the microwave. It's marvelous stuff. Two minutes and RICE! awesome. Also, I've got hot chocolate to warm me up, it was cold in that there forest
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:00, Reply)

You need to get some of this in Crunchmeister.
www.dooyoo.co.uk/food/popz-microwave-popcorn/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:04, Reply)

still not got any of that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:05, Reply)

You need to investigate and then get involved.
It is a fantastic warm 'nommy' snack.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:06, Reply)

I love it
also 2 minute lentils and 2 minute noodles.

Spend your time on the main bit and let the microwave take care of the sides.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:04, Reply)

these things exist!!
woah, you could have just changed my life
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:05, Reply)

a Bristol City supporter Andy Carroll
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:57, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:59, Reply)

I don't know who that is, either

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:01, Reply)

He's a gyppo who plays for Liverpool
and Liverpool play all in red.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:02, Reply)

do they paint their faces red?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:03, Reply)

Their faces become red when too many of them try and get into football stadiums in Sheffield without tickets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:04, Reply)

oh and I was a zombie for a while
and a plant creature at another point. therefore I had this song stuck in my head

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:11, Reply)

I've never seen that before.
I thought LARPing would be more like this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v8qae11_-M
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:14, Reply)

oh yeah - someone in the monster room was singing that, too
it's quite a larp song
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:15, Reply)

Is there a larp play-list?
(And what is a Monster Room?)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:20, Reply)

the monster room is where the monsters hang out, get into kit, get painted, etc.
I've made loads of LARP tapes, CDs and playlists (you can tell how long I've been doing this nonsense by the recording media). My favourites were the Arockalypse Now compilation and the double album It Was A Time of War and It Was A Time Of Heroes. I've got the first one on spotify, but not the others yet. Many other CDs and tapes are lost in the midst of time, or in the glove compartment of whoever's car I was in when I last had them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:24, Reply)

Are you always a monster?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:26, Reply)

no, you decide when you go
usually it's free to monster, but you have to book and pay to play. This one was nearby so we just went for today, the whole event is all weekend.

RIght, I think i'm about to crash, night night
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:27, Reply)

the fans do
because they are idiots.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 1:04, Reply)

that sounds like fun....

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:42, Reply)

totally was

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 3 Apr 2011, 0:43, Reply)