Reminder
to self: Do not get so pissed before going to a concert you've waited 10 months to see that you can't remember any of it afterwards.

Anyone else cocked up by being so bloody daft after waiting so long to do something?
(dchurch bah, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:01, 104 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What concert?
This is needed for an appropriate response.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I'll bet it was Cliff Richard.
And he was that excited at the thought of being wired for sound, he got spannered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Best music video recorded in Milton Keynes that song.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I'd like a top 10 please of MK vids

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

1: wired for sound
2: Superman 2
3: Prodigy live at milton keynes
4: go fuck yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I love that song 'Superman 2'.
The 4th one is CombiChrist, yeah? Oh man they are so INTENSE, dude.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Cover of the Fun Lovin' Criminals I think

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Black Lace did a follow up song and I MISSED IT?
Dagnabbit.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Are you coming up on the 28th?
I hear you've got permission from your better half.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Ah there's a problem with this, now:
aylesbury.sonorika.co.uk/e_650081
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Maybe meet up on the Sunday somewhere instead? For recovery pints?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I think I'll be in London but I'm not 100% I'll let you know.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Aight.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)

my band has a song called Superman 2...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

You're great at naming stuff aren't you?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

well it is a sequel to our song Superman

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I'm not denying it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

It was actually a serious question!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I think it was Squeeze
and he had good seats too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:07, Reply)

was it at the Phil?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

He can't remember

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

too bad for him.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Good seats man!
...and he can't remember
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

What with him being a member of the clergy too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I was so excited about doing your mum that I spluffed in seconds
Still one for the wankbank eh
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I bet you took your time over his Dad though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Yeah, it put me off a bit dchurch crying under the bed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I bet you ploughed on though
You little soldier you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

HIS DAD WAS BEGGING FOR IT
he seemed aroused by all the crying going on
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

To date Rory has never abandoned a dad-rape.
He has a clean sheet, unlike his victims.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

First click of the day

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

They started off as victims, but I remain in contact with most of them to this very day

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Stockholm syndrome FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Don't get him started on Whigfield again, for God's sake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:37, Reply)

He wasn't sad about you fucking his dad
he was upset by a speed camera and the corruption in the banking system.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

hahaha!
Just spotted your Darth pic on FB - nicely done
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

It was Lloyds funding me to like basically rape his dad, but then I got into it and well so did he
Down with the 'The Consumer Action Group'
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Did you hiss into his ear
'this is how we keep the little man down,' ?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Sorry
about that.
(dchurch bah, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:46, Reply)

loving your bumhole comments on that Dr Shambolic thread
top work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Cheers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

link?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

yes please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Here you go:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjAVa9RAfWQ

(the answer is yes, by the way)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)

You should send that to japan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Ta da
www.b3ta.com/questions/conversationkillers/post1208102
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)

clicking back through all of that and reading the threads
Is one of the most painful things I've ever done, what a massive, massive bellend.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Seriously
b69 carrying on that argument in the face of overwhelming evidence is about the most retarded thing I've seen.

That and out-trolling Shambles is basically impossible. The holy troll grail.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:55, Reply)

I went to see Muse and got pissed on Rattler before it started and don't remember a thing.
GOOD!
( Peej, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

Hahah, oh man, how much did you drink? lol, jagga bombs, ammirite?
I swear, they should call you the BeerMonster with all the beer you drink, hahah, how was the boys? Anyone pull? anyone get in a fight? hahah, typical, nice one bruv, nice one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

My brother waited 20 years to see Bauhaus
then got so pissed with a German he'd never met before, in the Bull & Gate beforehand that he remembers nothing other than 'I was shouting at one point'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

My mate Bri spent the entire time at Glastonbury 2002
going on about watching Roger Waters and not to miss it. Trouble was, his entertainment fuse went about 5 mins before he started and he spent the entire time curled up asleep in a little ball, whilst dressed as Elvis.

Bless
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Trouble was, Roger Waters is shit and a cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Yes, yes he was
I found solace in many cans of Stella and many joints. There may have also been an E in there somewhere too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

There was.
After the 't' and before the double 'l'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)

cheers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)

I don't remember Waters being on the bill, oh man I missed out again

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I think he headlined the Pyramid on the Saturday
Could be wrong
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Oh right by default I probably caught his act as we were camped backstage by the Pyramid stage and couldn't be fucked to go out front much
ROCK ON WATERS YOU LEGEND!!!!!!!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)

OH MAN HE'S SO HUMBLE AND INTERESTING.
AND HIS MUSIC ISN'T SELF-IMPORTANT TWADDLE AT ALL!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:37, Reply)

The whole thing was like a big haze.

A blue one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Best kind

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

EXACTLY!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Is getting pissed before a gig and not remembering any of it
similar to starting a new thread and then fucking off, forgetting you've started it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I like to hope he's fucked off IN SHAME

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)

fucked off killed himself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Oh man, he is so BLITZED right now
he could do ANYTHING he's just so CRAZY!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I think someone should sit with him in case he 'does a Jimi'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Wets himself?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)

I'll hide the slippers, just to be on the safe side.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:36, Reply)

*nods*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:37, Reply)

The problem Monty
Is that you've got too much of that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)

In my head I'm saying
"Here come dee church, here come dee church"

This may be because I am very old.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

You should build a homemede cat flinging device then set it up to hurl them into your bumhole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Photorealism!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Way ahead of you
Although, getting ancient Iranians to build it for me was a troublesome experience in itself.
(dchurch bah, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

A cat-apult if you will.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Why ask a question and then not respond to anyone? This is like walking into a pub and delcairing something then walking out before anyone can interact.
You've gotten on my bad side now, dchurch, you best pray we don't ever meet on the ice, 'cuz I will slapshot that puck so hard that not even a 30ft deep steal wall would stop it from getting to the back of the net.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Sorry
was distracted by work for a minute there.

Was Roger Waters, The Wall tour.

Been waiting for it for bloody ages, then there was a cock-up with the tickets, which meant us waiting around for a few hours which were spent in the pub, then going back and being told to wait again for another hour, which was spent in the pub, wash, rinse and repeat until about 30 mins before the bloody concert started.
(dchurch bah, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:38, Reply)

He was shit - you missed nowt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)

The cock-up with the tickets was that you bought them.
Roger Waters is a wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Maybe.
...but now I'll never know.
(dchurch bah, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Damn it, I'm all rightious idignated now and B69 isn't around, it's to late, I'm not accepting your appology.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

"too"

(dchurch bah, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Correcting gonz on his spelling may take some time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)

You know, if you're going to correct my spellings in a single post, you should do all of them, and not just the easier ones.
_Then_ I would think your intellectual cock is superior.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Nice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

too, to
just a pet hate. I don't mind the others.
(dchurch bah, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Why?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:09, Reply)

No idea. Irrational I suppose.
I once saw a painted sign near election time some years ago saying:

"Working to hard. Blame gordan"
(dchurch bah, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

This is probably the worst thing I've ever heard happening to anyone anywhere in my entire life.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:18, Reply)

It was pretty harrowing
...but I'm better now.
(dchurch bah, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:24, Reply)

oh god i'm so bored today
someone DO SOMETHING
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)

*gropes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

not that kind of "bored"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Would you like me to fling a cat at your bumhole?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:51, Reply)

this is fast becoming my new favourite meme, with added picture-lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:52, Reply)

don't scare her off altogether
it's amusing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I've missed the start of this one
Would someone be so kind as to give me a link?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Rogerthestarfish is back and being mental
search eating disorders in /QOTW
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:30, Reply)

he can't
search is down again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)

The only thing I really remember about Jim Jones
Was Monty telling me he wanted to slip it in Jim as he climbed on top of a speaker.
( wanderlust, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:54, Reply)

But you ended up taking one for the team?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Don't be so disgusting.

( wanderlust, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Monty did though, eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Bumming in an alleyway is perfectly normal and in no way disgusting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I'm guessing Jim Jones isn't to be confused with Jimbo Jones

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

No-one's impressed by your internet lies, love.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:13, Reply)

I can totally beat that
I bought tickets to see Dave Gorman's Googlewhack tour as soon as they came out. I say tickets, it was just one, as I'm a sad no-mates and mr b3th doesn't think Gorman is funny.

Fast forward four or five months and one morning I wake up reaslising that the show was the night before.

Now that takes some kind of retardedness.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 19 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

what - you didn't write down the date on the calendar?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 19 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I managed to get on a free guest list to see Terrorvision (I think) many years ago
and turned up just as they finished. Nice chaps though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

You only think that because you missed their set.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

This may be true. They were good chaps and spent the rest of the night chatting and buying everyone loads of drinks though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

tequilas?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Ouch

(dchurch bah, Thu 19 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I won a redl letter day driving supercars
I had to travel into the arctic circle near Nottinghma to do it though. As such i put of booking it for ages until it was the last valid day. i called up and they said I was too late. Turns out the date on my watch was a day slow :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I had
the same red-letter day thing. Was booked for Brands Hatch. About 2 weeks before the date they changed the venue to Chipping Norton. So a 400 round trip for 20 mins in a car instead of a 40 mile one.

Blew it out in the end.
(dchurch bah, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

You need to calibrate your head dobber again

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I did that with Beth Orton once
Turns out she was playing two dates in London and I had tickets to the monday, not the tuesday as I had thought. Fortunately I managed to get two tickets the the tuesday on the day.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

One of my ex's 'tidied away' 8 tickets to the Motorhead 30th anniversary show.
I'd been paid by everyone for them and had to replace them. She denied all knowledge of them. I found them stuffed into a cupboard in my kitchen about a year later. Stupid fucking cow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:12, Reply)

That was a cracking gig.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Damn right it was. Good old 'bomber rig'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

'bet you haven't seen one of these in a while!'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I was too lazy at my first Sonisphere
to bother walking up to the arena in the early afternoon on the first day, so I stayed and got drunk in the camp.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:13, Reply)

You'll not be having that excuse this year
I shall throw empty cider cans at you if you try. I shall also offer the carrot of AA's munchy box if you make it there.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Incentives, incentives
I didn't know Bella was going?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:22, Reply)

I didn't know you drank from the greasy cup?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:25, Reply)

I'm not really sure how to take this
I was making an AA's munchy box = Bella reference. Under no circumstances would I ever put my mouth near either of those.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)

This is a good idea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

She'll let anyone have a go at her munchy box
Best pack some Dolmio sauce in case it's hot for a change and she dries up
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:26, Reply)

shall I ask her
in a terrible Italian accent 'whensa your Tampona day?'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:27, Reply)

:(
She'll never come back at this rate. I quite enjoy lolling at the board buffoons.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:30, Reply)

you should lure her back
ask her on a date
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Put a left wing anti-cuts "give money to the poor because bless tham they don't feel like working" demo in the calendar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Well tonight Cilla I'll go for the bird who sounds fat stupid and needy, I could do with a laugh
Please don't send me in a hot air balloon with her though
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:36, Reply)

ah, but if you were any good
you wouldn't need a balloon to take you both up to paradise
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)

By paradise I can only assume you mean Osterley bowlerama

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:40, Reply)

he has disappeared now
it's no fun casting aspersions on his battered manhood if he is not here to wave it around in the breeze and dispute them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:43, Reply)

You've won a hot date to Chicken Cottage on Shepherd's Bush Green
You'd be clucking mad to miss it and after the romantic dinners of 'chicken' in a bucket you can visit one of SheBu's notorious nightspots! Enjoy!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Yup, I did exactly this at All Tomorrow's Parties in 2004 - Sonic Youth were headlining. I love Sonic Youth and had never seen them before. I know I was there, I'm told they played what was essentially a greatest hits set, unfortunately I have no memory of it whatsoever.

You'd think I would learn, but the following night when Stephen Malkmus played I greedily scoffed down a load of hash cake my friend had brought along, then proceeded to have a lovely sleep on the floor at the back of the room. During this delicious sleep I dreamed that Malkmus covered the Velvet Underground song All Tomorrow's Parties. Apparently this wasn't a dream...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Fuck off Bert

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:32, Reply)

^this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Er....
Thanks for the encouraging words of support, but I'm not Bert.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Every new poster is Bert
until proven otherwise. We're quite Napoleonic that way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Oh well when you put it like that...
That seems quite fair and reasonable. Carry on.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 May 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Surely it should be tangledup
In my sisters pubes.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:49, Reply)

i do wish people with asian names would have the courtesy to rename themselves something
that an ignoramus like me can understand. if they are going to rent or buy properties that i have to deal with, i mean.

i have no chance of following all these interchangeable names and it's driving me insane trying to track who is actually the same person through reams of correspondence. argh. ARGH.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)

What has this got to do with anything?
Just wondering...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:33, Reply)

it doesn't
but i am screaming inside my head trying to do this drafting. so i wanted to moan.

i mean, if your name is hit mit man yang and your wife is pet pit pan pang, but then suddenly you are calling yourself many and pip, and then back to mr yang and then pet, how the blue fuck am i supposed to follow this??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNuyDZevKrU

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNuyDZevKrU
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:37, Reply)

banned at work
gimme the gist
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:38, Reply)

gist clap
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Girl at UCLA posts video lamenting asian studenst in the library talking in their phones
She gets more and more racist, saying "ping pong, ting tong ling long whatever your names are etc etc

The second is an excellent response song from an asian guy
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:40, Reply)

if he had to draft this stuff
he would agree. the indian/pakistani names are even harder to follow, for someone who is used to names like "john smith" and "jane brown".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Don't forget
Ralph Lauren, Giorgio Armani and Jo Malone...easy to remember and crow needlessly about.

I mean, those bloody forrins, with their forrin names. Selfish CUNTS.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

yeah, fucking hell
foreigns, coming over here, paying Swipe money, then using their OWN names. Fucking disgrace.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I fear you're not doing yourself any favours here, m'dear.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:58, Reply)

You've posted the same link twice

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Massive racist.
100k a year and you can't even be arsed to learn a couple of names? shocking.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:56, Reply)

It would be shocking from someone else
but as soon as I saw it was Swipey my reaction was more "no surprise there".

You see, what you've got to understand Badger, someone as badly paid as Swipe doesn't come across people of different ethnic origins very often, unless they are hoovering her office or emptying her bin.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 May 2011, 12:59, Reply)

I went to the trouble to get out of bed this morning and I feel like I can't be bothered with doing anything at all!

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 19 May 2011, 13:02, Reply)