OMG!
www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2011/may/26/cheryl-cole-us-x-factor

CHERYLS BEEN DROPPED!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:20, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

+on her head at birth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Fucking cunt, good, I hope she fucks off back to Newcastle and does Byker Grove instead

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I thought she was from Liverpool?
I always get those two cities confused, what's the one with the accent that nobody with a braincell can understand?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

You need more braincells then Gonz!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Stoke

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Oh, I thought you were going to say "both" and I was going to say "OH MY GOSH THAT IS SO OUT OF ORDER".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Birmingham

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Berwick-upon-Tweed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

+y

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Oi!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Mr Granddad
How was your meal?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Yeovil.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Both.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Spuggy lols

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

*goes blind*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

*mutton-chopped leader lols*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I only ever saw 10 minutes of it once, ant or dec (I still don't know who is who) was pretending to be blind, the stuff of tragedy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I just don't get the whole Cheryl Cole madness.
She's a bonny lass but talent wise mediocre at best.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

*Waves*
She is no Blousie, that's for sure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

You smooth talking bastard!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

*waves*
Innit!
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

You know it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

northern lasses
Is well dorty.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Nice to see you looking out for your own
Hardly surprising, Americans think we all talk like either the Queen or Sid Vicious. See Buffy the Vampire Slayer for examples thereof.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I think my all time favourite line
was when Spike just turns around and says "Well then stop being such a wanker and let's go!".
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Hahaha
Nostalgiclols
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I watched "Once more with feeling" on sunday night.
I do enjoy that episode.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)

It is very good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)

It is for children and tweens

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I love how you've waited until I responded so you could insult it.
Are you scared of insulting the others or something?

You fucking puff.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Only just seen the sub- thread actually
I was elsewhere being an adult
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Oh man, you two are totally nemesiseseses!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:49, Reply)

We've started a trend babe

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:50, Reply)

You two are pretty nice to each other to be nemisisissss
I always thought my nemisis would be witty and erudite with a sense sartorial wit and charm.

Instead I get a northern fat pleb, brilliant.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Don't be fooled
We're the terribly polite British equivalent to Batman and Catwoman
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I'd like to think we Brits could do better
than Buttman and The Gerontophile.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Charles and Diana's secret identities?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

without the rubber costumes

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Oh, that's been shelved, has it?
Shame, one of my better ideas, I thought
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Another spelling mistake?
It's not 'an adult', it's 'dull'.

As per fucking usual.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Weak

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Not to worry, I'm sure you'll recover.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:59, Reply)

HAHAHAHAHA you've purposefully misinterpreted my post!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Conversely,
he once called someone a poof and pronounced it 'poooooof' instead of 'puff'.

When everyone knows he could have just said 'massive quender' and been done with it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 26 May 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Stoopid Americans and their lack of knowledge of overdeveloped British insults

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:43, Reply)

This is even more newsworthy.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-13547142
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Malden FUCKING sea salt!!
With this countries deficit, who the fuck do they think they are, posh cunts. I blame Eton (£29,000 a year) and Oxford university.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 May 2011, 12:03, Reply)