I've had one of the best weekends of my life and had an epiphany moment on the Sunday just gone.
When did you last make any drastic changes and did it work out for you?

alt: Up the bum, no harm done?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:25, 82 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I changed my boxers, I didn't like it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Oh ffs there's an App on facebook
that updates your wall telling everyone how your baby is growing in your womb.

My miniature Einstein's body is growing quick. They're now 2 inches tall! (60 mm), while the super-speedy growth of their brain has their head still MUCH larger than the body as over 1/3 of their total body mass! They're also "practicing breathing" by inhaling and expelling amniotic fluid.

*Vomits*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

oh god
that's all we need
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I've got two friends that have this.
just wait until it gets really graphic.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Or it auto posts after they've had a misscarridge.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Would it still be in the first person?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

I've escaped, and I'm running for the coast!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

"I can still feel pain"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Just what we need, emo foetuses.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

That happened to a friend of my wife
after she changed her mind and had an abortion
( Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I wish there was a way of adequately expressing to expectant parents
that the only ones who give even the tiniest shit about their child are them.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

if you find a way let me know
also, applying it to parents in general would be good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Similarly frequent and gushing waffle
about the digestive progress of your lunch might do the trick. Particularly if you work in a hospital and can persuade a friendly radiographer to sort you out some scans. And naturally every visit to the bathroom should be accompanied by a tweet announcing "it's a boy!"
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

we can always count on you to deliver the goods.
so to speak.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

Not entirely true though is it
My wife wanted to keep it quite low key but had complete strangers stop her in the street and ask her "How long to go" and "can I touch your bump?" and when the kids were born it got even worse. I can't go anywhere without some woman (its always women) stopping me and cooing and clucking.
( Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

This is for you from me
Your baby now weighs about 1.7kg and is around 42cm long from head to toe. Although his lungs won't be fully developed until just before birth, your little one is busy inhaling amniotic fluid to exercise his lungs. From 32 weeks, babies born early have good chance of surviving and thriving. His skin is becoming soft and smooth as he plumps up in preparation for birth.


Inside pregnancy video: a 3D animated look at a baby in this week of pregnancy. Take a look!Some babies have a head of hair already, others have only a few wisps. Thick hair at birth doesn't necessarily mean thick hair later on. But children with fine hair in childhood also tend to have fine hair when they've grown up.

If your baby is a boy, his testicles should have descended from his abdomen into his scrotum. Sometimes, however, one or both testicles won't move into position until after birth. In two thirds of all baby boys who have undescended testicles at birth, the condition corrects itself by their first birthday.

You're probably gaining 450g a week, largely because your baby is likely to gain more than half his birthweight during the seven weeks before birth. Make sure you are eating well in these last few weeks.

Your bump will be getting quite big now, and you may find it attracts a lot of attention!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

to a new style?
I favour trunks.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Congratulations mate, you won't regret it
Newport Town will be glad of your support, and unlike Arsenal, they'll never disappoint you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

you bum off you dirty bum batterer.
How do fella?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Not bad cheers mate
Took the missus to see Mark Thomas last night, very entertaining. Cooked her dinner too so am in the good books. Maybe tonight she'll let me call her Steve.

And yourself?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Mark Thomas is a bit shit I reckon but I like Greg Davies so have no taste.
All good thanks broseph, just trying to write my last assignment and can't be arsed.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

Last one mate, then you can get your summer on
Get your head down and sort it.

Mark Thomas is an acquired taste for sure, you'll have to take my word for it that he's very engaging live
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Saw GD in Cheltenham the other week, it was fucking brilliant
2 hours of autobiographical hilarity.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

If you recommend him I'll have a look
I see Nasri's getting too big for his boots already
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I'm so despondent about Arsenal at the moment I have stopped
reading the sport pages. If he wants to leave pay him more or let him go just don't drag it out all summer so he doesn't get replaced.

He is comparable to a cleverer, taller, funnier Rik Mayall.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

You'll be alright if he does leave
Jack Wilshere is going to be Young Player of the Year next season. I'd be more concerned with shoring up the defence, scoring goals will not be the problem regardless, although a decent target man would be an idea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

FUCKING WASPS
GERREM OFF ME

I fucking hate wasps
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)

not in a berocca tube up your snuff you don't!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

That is a fucking horrific idea
As if I can't afford a vibrator
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I just want to see more in than out for once.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Easily enough done
Just lay off the coffee and other diarrhetics
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Wenger can fuck off with his £4M bid for Odemwingie

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)

boots snood
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I'm struggling to say it how I want to say it, basically I decided I wouldn't lose sleep over a guy again

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

*sister highfives*

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Not even if he snores REALLY loudly?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I grew my hair and lost two stone.
I have yet to reap the benefits.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:42, Reply)

:-(

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

yeah
because you keep pooh poohing suitors for shit reasons. You are OT's Chandler Bing, so your dad is a tranny!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I wish he was.
I'd be able to borrow his shoes.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

"Nice smile, good dresser... big head, big head, big head!"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

"she smelled like soup"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

What was your epiphany>?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

He's going to get hair plugs like Rooney.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

ouch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:47, Reply)

I have fucking amazing hair, there is no chance of me ever going bald.
except cancer etc.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:48, Reply)

What was your moment then?
Tell the group
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:46, Reply)

No way Jose,
I'm not that stupid, well I am, but I have learnt my lesson.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:49, Reply)

I thought it might be worth mentioning as you started a thread about it!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

details shmetails.
the questions asks about you lot...
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

It can't be that exciting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Are you saying he's a fat boring stupid cunt?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Something like that, I mean even drug dealers think he is a dick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

hey, it's not just drug dealers you cunt!
Loads more people think I'm a dick, stop underselling my achievements.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Fess up to your 'epiphany'
I'm going with you discovering after all these years there's a shit toy in the yellow egg from your kinder surprise.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Or Santa

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Ok just because it's you and I really really want you to like me...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I don't really want that, thanks for the offer and all, it's just that you're a dick, no offence

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

if you're sure.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:18, Reply)

I'll be all softy and rubbish and say meeting the Mrs
Realising I was going to spend the rest of my life with her
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Does she know that yet?
You might want to pass that by her first.
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I'm keeping it quiet or she might fuck off
shh
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

+ because she'd put me in a hole in the cellar
it puts the lotion in the bucket!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

It keeps my skin moist

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

That sounds a bit shit.
How can meeting your wife be a drastic change you made?
Usually it's just something that happens.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

I was talking about the epiphany moment K
Stop HARSHING ME!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Stop being so gay.
No one here cares about anyones epiphany, other than to gossip so that everyone can run their mouths about their opinions that don't really matter to anyone other than themselves.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)

This is a thoroughly disappointing thread
Bad bobby
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)

start your own then or kill yourself
those are your only two options you apocalyptic mongoloid.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

haven't made any drastic changes for a while
some years in fact.

I changed my hairstyle, but that wasn't particularly drastic.

Deciding to grow and keep a beard was a big change, and it seems to have worked out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Man in beard growth shocker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:02, Reply)

i KNOW RIGHT?
CAPS LOCK: IT'S CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:03, Reply)

I'm looking for a beard trimmer at the moment,
I've never seen more pretentious product descriptions.

Get that Pro edgy modern look with this new 7 in one piece of shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Do you have a rape beard?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:13, Reply)

No neck beard I've shaved that.
and my cheeks.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Short boxed beard on this handy chart.
classes.lt.unt.edu/Fall_2010/CECS_5420_020/sas0010/assign5/beardtypes1.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:15, Reply)

That looks like the kind of beard you would see on someone called "Ira"
in a bad mid ninties prime time comedy from Fox
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Yeah that's exactly it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I knew it
Piss off back to Blossum
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

WTF happened there?
It went from 54 replies to 9
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

it's all the people ignoring you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Most likely

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Putting in an alt.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Sometimes it doesn't seem to count the replies-to-the-replies

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)

only when the original post is edited.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Surprise bumberism is never a good thing.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

In the "oops I slipped" kind of way?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Ah you've tried it then?

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:11, Reply)

No, I haven't
I would just think it may cause a "slight" offence if you plunged on in unannounced
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Alt: bend over and I'll show you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Dude, I think you have just committed internet Hari Kari
you tight wearing, sequin loving, pirouetting pole smoker!!!!

love your work.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:17, Reply)

No one cares anymore.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)

that's why it's funny.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:23, Reply)

What's funny?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

your mum

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

At least I know who she is Bobby

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

lolol

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Talking of which......how is the contesting of that restraining order against you going?

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

What's that got to do with a Limerick hoor?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Hara Kiri
I really think it might - MIGHT - be too late for me.

Think of it as the Rory defence - everyone thinks he's a bullying troll cunt, so he acts like a bullying troll cunt.

That might just be because he's a cunt, mind you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Again with the upset Marty
Your keyboard must be a mess with the frustration of it all
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Not upset
Delighted that you've backed up my point, in fact
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I think he fancies you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

He's only human

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

are you sure?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Nope
and nor do I have any interest in investigating
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Marty go back and read what you've written, it just makes no sense

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

The last drastic change I made meant I lost about 8 or 9 stone, but it did wonders for my mental health
I miss her boobs though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Lots of women have boobs.
Just saying!
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Yes
But hers are truly magnificent.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Women's boobs are proportionately more awesome the crazier they are.
Truefact!
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

But neither you nor Clendrix are crazy

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Which doesn't say a lot for mine unfortunately.

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:27, Reply)

*Cough* crinkly *cough*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:30, Reply)

*cough* fuck off *cough*

( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Almost all of them!

( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

She sounded like a right old pain in the arse, though.
Plenty more boobs in the sea!
( Kroney, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

She's improved an awful lot since we broke up
We work better as friends though, something that's not difficult to remember.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

*runs in gasping for breath*
but she was a fucking nighmare user who demanded the earth and never gave anything back

*collapses in a heap*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I hadn't forgotten
*gets you an emergency cigarette*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

aww thanks squishybear
I may pop outside for one soon enjoy the sun for a bit. I'm going to see Clendrix later would you like me to give her a big squishy hug from you?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Give her one from me please!
*giggles*
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I would love for you to give her a very big hug from me please
Tell her she looks pretty too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:38, Reply)

4eva alone

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Hahaha! Only through choice

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Yeah, me too

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

You and the rest of the internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)

I had an epiphany once
I promptly quit drinking and even attended a bash sober. 3 weeks later I realised that I prefer being drunk. Lucky escape man!
( Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Haha!
Everyone's loving my write up in the newspaper on FB btw : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:28, Reply)

So they should!

( Peej, Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Alt: try telling that to Freddie Mercury.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Jun 2011, 15:36, Reply)