It's only motherfucking SATURDAY!
Not to be confused with Mothering sunday. It's totally different.

There appears to be a bright shining ball of light in the sky. I got so warm I even had to take my cardigan off.

How is everyone enjoying their Saturday?

Alt: did everyone who wanted a fuck, get one?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 12:41, 40 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mothers have Mother's Day.... Fathers have Father's Day. I have Palm Sunday.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:00, Reply)

zing
I wish I was clever enough to have thought of that.

Alt: No. Still waiting for the right offer.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:05, Reply)

You disgust me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:14, Reply)

It would be _sooo_ hot if we meet up.
Like Fred Flintstone and Betty with Wilma watching from a cupboard.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

pretty good so far
I should have a hangover by now but so far the only ill effects I'm suffering are moderate tiredness and a voice like Barry White.

alt: no, not a even a whiff of one
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I love that
when you have a skinful and too many tabs the night before so your voice drops an octave or two the next day. It makes me feel like that bloke that does the movie trailer voiceovers.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

"In a world..."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVDzuT0fXro
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:24, Reply)

No fucky fucky for me.
Speeding course done and dusted although I did get lost trying to find the place. Boring as expected but did come away with a few handy tips. Met a lovely lady who came without any cash and couldn't get a coffee so I bought her one and shared my biscuits. In return she led me to where the M6 is so I wouldn't get lost again : D

Now it's a nap and then get ready for my curry night.
( girlinthehole, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I once worked with a girl who was running late for a speeding course
And got a ticket for speeding on the way there.

TRUFAX.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:45, Reply)

I am having a good one
catching up on some telly, playing silly facebook games, I've just put some trousers on. ROCK AND ROLL.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I was enjoying my day, until I received a letter from a debt recovery agency
The letter states that they are related with my bank, and have taken over a debt I had with the bank. Long story short, I got a £500 overdraft, couldn't stop going over it, so I agreed to turn it into a reference account, paying them a certain amount every month.

Now, despite the fact that I've not missed a single payment, nor had a single problem, they've passed on my debt to an external company? I'm fucking fuming, going to speak to the bank on Monday, and find out what the fuck is going on.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:52, Reply)

It's not uncommon unfortunately.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I'd understand if I'd defaulted on it or something like that, but there's been no issues
I think I'm just extra fucked off because I dealt with an absolutely fantastic woman in a branch this morning, friendly and very very helpful.

CUNTING FUCKS.

/feels a little better
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Get a crowbar and/or a bike chain, just in case all else fails.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Doing well thanks.
Went to an art gallery, most of which was good. The final bit, the artist was clearly taking the piss.

I also won the lottery.

A fiver.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

alright Jim

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Who?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Jim.
You know Jim, don't you? The lad in Wakey who used to post here and add four extra lines to his posts whenever he edited them. Like this:

[[[EDIT]]]

You claimed to work with him a few days ago.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Oh that Jim!
Yeah. I'm not him.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Sure?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Yes.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Afternoon Update
Just got a call from work - a bit of the XML processing has stopped working in the new version. We go back to the test system and it's not working there either WHICH MAKES NO SENSE BECAUSE WE SIGNED OFF A FULL TEST THERE. Argh. Fuck you XML, fuck you in the butt.

After 30 minutes of over the phone debugging I've identified a change that works when tried in isolation, but we don't know why, or why the system worked without it when we tested it before. I'm awaiting a callback after they try it in test.

Exciting stuff, I'm sure you'll agree.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Isn't it fun being the one on call?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Don't you have some sort of error log to tell you where it's fucking up?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Why are you using XML anyway? Nobody cool uses XML anymore.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:43, Reply)

look who you're talking to then see the answer to your question

(Bazongaloid, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:45, Reply)

a man who'll fuck a life sized doll
will do ANYTHING
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Yeah
Like Gonz has any say on who's cool.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I think you're quite cool, if that helps.
PARADOX BITCHES.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Oh now I know you're wrong
I'm definitely not cool. I'm a haggard old lady, Gonz.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:58, Reply)

OH MOI POUR BAYBIE ! UR NOT OLD HAGGARD @ ALL !
Suck it up sugamama.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:19, Reply)

God, I bet he's using it for some ancient retail stock allication system.
That shit needs social network APIs with jQuery for AJAX and modal boxes and shit. Christ, I bet he forces his userbase to create their own logins. What a cunt ! I bet he thinks MVC systems is something to do with trucks.

GET WITH THE TIMES GRANDAD, EVEN Win8 IS GOING TO BE BASED ON WEB TECH.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Did you get a reply from OKCupid girl Gonz?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:55, Reply)

No =((((((( Not yet anyway.
Never mind, I'm gonna get my hair cut in a bit, maybe that'll help.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I made a lemon tart last night 'cus I suddenly felt like it and I went to look in the fridge this morning and about 2/3 to 3/4 of it is gone....
... which makes me glee with delight because people really liked it enough to come back to it and have some more.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Good luck!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Processing messages in, their choice to send XML
Don't get me started on Fucking Legacy Systems Gonz, just don't.

The fix worked so I imagine I won't have to go in. still, 45 minutes on the phone total at double time and me in just my pants isn't bad.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 16:50, Reply)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:21, Reply)

It's uncanny!
/ac
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 17:42, Reply)

Just thinking
about all of the b3tains who want to fuck but have nobody other than themselves, or sometimes a well meaning sibling. We should have B3tain dating. The dating for the only slightly clinically obese and the horrendously criminally insane.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 22:18, Reply)