INDEFENSIBLY SHIT.
I like the execrable guitar film 'Crossroads'. I really do like it a lot. It is fucking appalling. The fucking Karate Kid becomes a 'bluesman' and defeats the Devil's representative in a guitar showdown. The whole thing is more bent than a Darth/Marc Almond 'dancercise' DVD but for some reason I don't care.

Open up your cupboard of shame and tell us all about the secret shit things you enjoy. Kroney, NO - not that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:25, 137 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

guitar Britney
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I fucking love that film
it's outstanding. The Karate Kid vs. Steve Vai guitar duel is both awesome and appalling.

for some reason, I like the song "Sun Goes Down" by David Jordan
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I don't know that song
but I now have 'Livin' It Up' by Labs' favourites Level 42 in my mind. Thanks a lot, yeah?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:31, Reply)

haha
the one I'm on about is a pop-dance but with instruments kind of thing. Released a few years ago. Sounds slightly ethnic.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Ugh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

normally abhorrent
but for some reason I like it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

You like Paul Simon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

My boss and I were discussing how he, Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan have the skill of being able to fit ridiculous numbers of syllables into lines in their tracks
And still make them sound good.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Cash was a genius - the other two are cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:44, Reply)

jack johnson and the guy from Incubus could also do that
with less of the sounding good obv.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Daddy Freddy could do this better than anyone else.
Don't believe me?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=11UZtVjbji4
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Brandon Boyd is rather ace

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

that is true
Diamonds on the soles of her shoes is my happy song
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I'm the same
Although the guy broke the Darth scale.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

One ExaDarth?
Bloody hell, that's a lot of quendery.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I FUCKING LOVE
KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS

There.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I am blissfully unaware of this entity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:34, Reply)

you have no idea how blissful that must be
it's the worst American shite
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Oh it's awesome
It's about some vapid Californians and one of them has a sleazy cunt as a boyfriend and occasionally he goes mental in the wettest, least intimidating way possible.

It is to high art what Joan Rivers is to comedy.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Oh yes that really does sound 'awesome'.
I can just imagine my feelings of awe. I'm imagining them now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

You should stop imagining them
and start experiencing them for real.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I'm not sure if my old ticker can take that amount of awe.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

i haven't seen this but my cousin was having a fit deciding whether to watch that or Beyonce on Sunday.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:36, Reply)

No choice there at all.
Kardashians, obviously. I'd rather watch farmyard porn than Beyonce.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Beyonce eat or sleep
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

That's the best strikethrough I've seen in months.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I know it's an overused trope but it was irresistible

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I think I am going to get high as a fucking kite and watch 'Crossroads' tonight.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Give MattJ a call, he might be able to teach you how to pilot that kind of kite.
EDIT: Oh, you Ninja bastard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Benny lolz
Make sure you wear a bobble hat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:43, Reply)

I knew you'd crack that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Arragh!
Benny on the loose.

Bet you never saw THAT coming
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Hercules, the disney version
That's still one of my favourite films, alongside others like Finding Nemo, Aladdin, Robin Hood, etc.

And yes, I am a fan of Busted.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:37, Reply)

I love Take me out with Paddy McGuinness.
I quite fancy Paddy too.
( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:40, Reply)

I've only seen it once
it was entertaining
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I might buy this:
boomkat.com/dvds/422179-rollo-jackson-tape-crackers-an-oral-history-of-jungle-pirate-radio

Just had an email about it. Bit after my day, but I imagine I'd like to watch this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:48, Reply)

This is unrelated to my question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Oh God, I've probably got a ton of these... The most offensive is probably a love of Swedish crooners Roxette. So much so that I'm going to see them at Wembley in November.

I also quite enjoy Skins although the last series lacked a bit.

True Romance, not rated as Tarantino's best is my favourite film of all time.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Wembley?
Seriously? I'd be amazed to hear they could fill a bus shelter in Wembley.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:51, Reply)

They've got jobs on one of the burger stands.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

They're over here on holiday and happen to be staying in a b&b in Wembley.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:58, Reply)

They are going to travel around Europe is a selection of stole cars, they've invited fans to come along as well.
*Come on join the joyride*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

I know! I was as suprised as you... They had a new album out this year also...
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Loved True Romance in the year or so after it came out, not watched it for years.
I wonder how it's aged.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Noel, see my link above.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

True romance is still ace

( Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Waterworld

( Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:52, Reply)

jersey shore and jerseylicious
along with ndubz, cheryl and KP, of course
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Would you say that b3ta has made you an anglophile or you were one before then?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Actually, I got turned on to Girls Aloud from Perez Hilton dot com.
And started reading the daily mail from seeing an article here, which turned me onto KP and N-Dubz.
I've always wanted to live in the UK. No idea why, just something I've always wanted since I was a child.
So, if anything, b3ta has kept the flames of desire burning. lol.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

What about Geordie Shore?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:04, Reply)

I watched the preview online. It looks shameful.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

It is... The lads are preening muscle marys and the lasses are loud mouthed slags...

They got the lasses right.

The producers also blatantly gave them catchphrase to use as I, nor any of my fellow Geordies have ever said them
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

To be fair I don't know anything about Geordies.
But the guys seemed like pansys and the girls looked like they belonged in caravans.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

Is KP Katie price??
I don't know how anyone can love her.

I suppose you aren;t as saturated with her as we in the UK are.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:19, Reply)

I did before she got the way she is now.
I also fucking love Rachel Stevens, to which I've heard you lot were quite sick of her as well.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

She did some alright pop tunes but came across as a bit of an arse.

We have an issue with people that are pretty but not talented it would seem.

I just saw her as another Lisa Scott Lee
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Prayer of the Rollerboys
www.play.com/DVD/Region_1/4-/842324/Prayer-Of-The-Rollerboys/Product.html?searchtype=allproducts&searchsource=0&searchstring=prayer+of+the+rollerboys&urlrefer=search

My Dad did a lot of work for this film, it was awesome, about a future where everyone is addicted to a lumunous drug that they inhale through special pipes. It's actually really ahead of it's time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Sounds like my kind of film

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I have no shame.
I don't know why people give me strange looks when I tell them I prefer Rachmaninov to N-Dubz.

I quite like Pixar films though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Paul McCartney.
There, I've said it, and feel much better for saying it.

I have just about every album he has recorded. Except the orchestral shit,I have some dignity left.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Oh, Bartles. How could you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Thank you for being so kind.
I got my love of rock and roll from my brother. I got my love of Beatles and all their individual output from my sister.

Shame, and twice the shame. All our ranks are broke. (Henry V)
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

No point in trying to bully him into changing his position on this as.....
Win or lose,
Sink or swim.
One thing is certain he'll never give in.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

:)

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:06, Reply)

No, not :) - not :) at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Not often, but sometimes
A shit pop song will get into my head and I will listen to it on repeat for days before feeling that icky feeling like when you've just finished a wank on the sofa and the porn is still playing. Last song that did this was 'billionaire'
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I love the completely unnecessary 'on the sofa' detail here.
Really sets the scene.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Sometimes more is more ya know

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Oh and the best film of the eighties "gleaming the cube"

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Also the top skateboard film of the 80s, just pipping Police Academy 4: Citizens On Patrol

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Its the only VHS I still own

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:12, Reply)

I still have a Betamax of Rock 'n' Roll High School.
Terrible.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

What is rock n rOll high school?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

It's genius.
It's like 'Grease' but starring The Ramones. Don't listen to him - it's great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I'll get it then. Sounds worth a watch

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

First DVD I ever bought was Rock 'n' Roll High School
It's awesome
( Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

*shakes hands*
Also The Ramones' 'It's Alive' DVD is one of the best things I own.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I loved the Ramones,
but they were awful in this.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Ramones movie.
They're no actors, and obviously stoned out their biscuits.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:16, Reply)

How can you not like it? It's hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

I'll get hold of a VHS player and give it a spin.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

I've still got bags of VHS tapes in the loft
Well, if they refuse to bring out DVD versions of misunderstood gems like the vampire comedy (or Vampedy) 'Love Bites' starring Adam Ant I don't see why I should go tip-happy with my VHS collection.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I reckon I have 200+ kung fu films on VHS.
Then there are the break dance videos. Christ I have a LOT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

I watched a film called Ninja Assassin the other day
cheese-tastic, but there is some good kung fu, and the first scene is beautiful in how over the top gory it is.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Shogun Assassin is the best martial arts film I own.
Incredible soundtrack too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:25, Reply)

What was the one with the baby in the pram?
There were several of them.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:27, Reply)

Shogun Assassin is all four Babycart films edited into one.
Same films.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

That's the chaps.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:34, Reply)

Shogun Assassin has the most superb synth soundtrack added to it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

not watched any for a while
I like Jet Li's old stuff, like Twin Warriors or The Shaolin Temple

Iron Monkey is also a great film. There's a new one I watched some of the other day, and I can't for the life of me remember what it was called...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:28, Reply)

'Dogtown and Z Boys' is the not-joking best skateboard film I have seen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Dramatisation or documentary?
Both are good.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I've only seen the doc.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Worth watching the dramatisation too, just for the wheelchair kid

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Hahaha always the case.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Crossroads.
The last 2 incarnations were excellent.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Bone thugs and the blazin squad?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:17, Reply)

legend of billy jean

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:13, Reply)

This is turning into shit Christian Slater films I like so I'll go for 'Kuffs'
It's a 90 minute Slater-smug-a-thon but the score is good and there's some decent action and funny bits. And Milla Jovovich in her pants.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:18, Reply)

great film
totally forgotten that Milla Jovovich was in it. I need to watch that again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Ha trick question!
He hasnt been in any shit films. What's the one where he is a teen pirate radio dj? I loved that
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

what about shit tv shows that get cancelled?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Pump up the volume
that is a tremendously good film. Excellent soundtrack.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Play.com get ready for some action!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Hell yeah!
Wanking jokes, naked boobies, teenage suicide and stickin' it to the man! I love that film.

Talk hard!
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:30, Reply)

The name of the rose

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Your mums called Rose
Boom!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Your mums Rose West; lol gutted she never responds to your attempts to meet your real mum in HMP Low Newton

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Legend
That one with Tom Cruise and Tim Curry as the devil.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Legends of the Fall
omfg yesssssss
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Oh no, I wasted three hours of my life watching that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:39, Reply)

+ Urotsukidoji
s Fall Overfiend
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Most Kevin Costner stuff.
The Postman, Waterworld, Robin Hood, The Bodyguard...His acting is that of Jean Claude, without the martial arts.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Everyone loves The Bodyguard whether they openly admit it or not.
They should do a sequel with crack whore Whitney.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

it's shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Not quite everyone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:36, Reply)

One where Kevin's gay,
and he's guarding jeremy Kyle. Class.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:37, Reply)

It's awful
fuck off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I have a strange affection for
prog rock...

Oh and the early films of Christian Slater (Pump up the Volume/ Kuffs etc)

edit... cock I see the films bit has already happened.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:29, Reply)

I love prog rock
not the shit bands, but the good ones, and modern prog rock, like Black Mountain.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:32, Reply)

That reminds me...

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I used to be mad for King Crimson.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Most women are that week.
Although I've never heard it called 'King' Crimson before...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:55, Reply)

excellent work young man

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Salutes...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:04, Reply)

keep it to yourself
But I also like ELO.


And I cant help but smile to the stylings of Hocus Pocus by Focus
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 14:59, Reply)

*yodels*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:00, Reply)

Me too.

( girlinthehole, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:01, Reply)

I was indoctrinated at an early age to ELO
as Dad was a fan and played them a lot. Warped me, it has.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Nothing wrong in ELO.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 29 Jun 2011, 15:29, Reply)