See also Summer of 69 by crater faced 'rocker' Bryan Adams.
God I hate that song so much.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:29, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Wanked until his fingers bled.
Fucking hate that song too.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

I just hate the way it gets dragged out at works Christmas parties
and family weddings as a sop to anyone who asks for something a bit rockier that the Pizza Hut song or Bob the Fucking Builder or Superman. It's always that and Living on a fucking Prayer that gets trotted out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Bon Jovi can fuck off as well.
Oh shit, you've made me remember I have my cousin's 21st in a few weeks. It will be like the hellish scenario you've described.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Bon Jovi are one of the hardest working bands to have ever toured
and they're still shite
( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Like like like!!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I die a little bit inside
when I go to friends birthday parties and there are 40-something adults shaking their thang on the dancefloor to what are, essentially, children's novelty records in not quite perfect synchronicity.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

that just makes me laugh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Seriously, I cringe with embarrassment for the poor deluded mongs.
You're 40 years old for fuck's sake and you know all the bloody hand actions to the pizza hut song. HAVE YOU NO SHAME???
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

hehe
I got my parents and my friends parents (all around 60) onto the dance floor at a wedding the other week.

Then got the DJ to play Time Warp.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Don't get me started on YMCA.
It's only four fucking letters, but the number of people I've seen cock that up in a monumentally inept display of signed dyslexia is astonishing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

CFB
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Oh, god.
I only danced to two songs at my wedding. And one of them was the Macarena.

*shames*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

hahahahhahah!
was that your first dance?

I had a ceilidh band especially to avoid this occurrence when so many cameras are around
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

We didn'y have a first dance.
He wanted some slow dirge, to which he would shuffle me roun dthe dance floor with his hands on my arse.

I wanted 'If you want to be happy for the rest of your life' which was too fast for his poor old frame to handle.

I did get him to struggle through 'Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman' when he'd had a few drinks, though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Music at weddings is common.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

We had two live bands at ours.
People lapped it up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Cunnilingus on the dance floor?
Now that *is* common!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

After all, the place was crawling with snatch.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Sophie Ellis-Bextor's less well-received song.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Clickin' this.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

The fucking what song?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3dPXxPGbmM
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

DON'T CLICK IT MONTY!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Haha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

DON'T CLICK THAT
It's the embodiment of evil in audio form.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I've never heard of the Pizza Hut song

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Please, please continue to live in ignorance.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I hated it even when it was just an annoying song
in Brownies
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

It came out a few months after I left teaching.
Seeing as my name was Miss McDonald, I am *so* glad I missed out on that being sung at the back of every fucking class. It took almost the first term of studiously ignoring them for the 'Old MacDonald' to stop.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

You don't fancy popping across to Newton Aycliffe two weeks tomorrow do you?
A massive chav-fest it shall be.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I think I'll pass, thanks all the same mate.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Don't blame you :)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I think I'd rather attempt to shave using a cheese grater than subject myself to that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I have to leave the room if it comes on at a function
for fear of gnashing my teeth so hard I bite through my own jaw.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:30, Reply)

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH
I LOVE THAT SONG
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

You posed the question K
I'm merely answering it as I was invited to do.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

true enough, do go on

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

i secretly like it
because it was the only thing with guitars that they'd play at the shitty club I went to when I was 1st year at Uni. That and something by Bon Jovi
. Terrible songs, but they hold a special place in my heart
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Argh

( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Ever since I read about the misheard opening lyrics I take great pleasure from that song.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Please elaborate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I got my first sex sting?
With a knife?
by Go West?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

'I had my first real sex dream'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I imagined it would be
I got my first erection
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

That is quite amusing
But you can't buy dreams at the five and dime. IT MAKES NO SENSE IN THE CONTEXT OF THE SONG
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

You can - on the 'top shelf'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Shit shit shit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Their cover of the Troggs' 'Love is all around' really isn't good, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

The bastards were number one on the day I was born with another cover.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

"With a little help from my friends"?

(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Yep

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Great song originally , though few realise it's a Beatles song from Sgt Pepper.
Its been a no.1 hit by 3 other artists which clouded its heritage somewhat.
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

The Beatles were fucking shit*
*copyright Monty Boyce 1913.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Better together than apart
'Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try'

Fuck the fuck off, you fucking hippy bastard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Much to my shame, there was a version from Fame Academy that I quite liked
And I don't mean the Sam & Mark version.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

'few realise'? really?
I'd say fewer remember the shitty cover
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Most people think it was by Joe Cocker.
His 1969 version IS considered the best though.
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I'm sure they don't.
And Cocker's version is also shit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Davros, he only knows 100 people
and they are all either his age, or younger and female.

So in his strange world he is correct, most people think it's by cocker.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Well from what I've seen on reality TV most people credit the song to Cocker and perform his arrangement.
Wet Wet Wet also did this, credit to Sam and Mark for performing the Beatles arrangement.
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I like it...
although, nobody can sing as well as Ringo, eh? :-P
(888777555, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Joe Cocker's voice
is the musical equivalent of Cyril Smith straining to do a really big shit in a service station off the M1 after he's just eaten a 12 egg omlette.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Haha!
I like this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

This easily qualifies
for the most staggering display of youthful naivety since the Empowered Womens Pole Dancing Club opened up in Manchester.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I shall click this post
For being both true and funny. One day we shall look back upon it as a paragon of virtues lost to us.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

You're friends with Wet Wet Wet?
Utter cunts really do gravitate towards each other, it seems.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I'm just teasing you FF.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Don't lie to the child, Monty.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

You had better be
I've decided to defend the young lad
( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I like him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I admire his brass neck.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I need some red wine
45 minutes of work left then I'm cycling the 11 miles home then getting some.

Relevance? None but I felt like letting you know
( Peej, Fri 15 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)