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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Bungee Jump!!!!!
and torrid sex with someone I'm not supposed to have torrid sex with. And maybe get a tattoo.

Alt: am I having a midlife crisis?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:03, 7 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
maybe a little one.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Also, I'm off to bed now.
You little monsters have fun now and play nicely okay?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
night you

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
I do hope you haven't reached midway yet...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
It wouldn't surprise me if I had...
fb message, girl!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Did you see my reply in the one below?
I can't fb here, I'm on reception.

Stick around a bit longer. I'd hate you to expire before you got to be a crazy old lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Oh, okay.
Basically I said we'd pick the wednesday, which I think was the 14th.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
and I think I already am a crazy old lady.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
But when you're an ACTUAL one you can get away with it!
And the Wednesday sounds cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Let me film it and include anal and you've got yourself a deal
I can give you a tattoo at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
a tattoo of a plasterer's radio?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
If thats what you want.
I'll plaster the shit out of your face
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Honestly
You see, this is what happens when men start getting laid more than once a month. They get all bolshie.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
I've had sex once in the last 4 months
I'm not bolshie i'm just a perv
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Biscuit?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Not Biscuit, no.
Somebody unspecified. Just somebody 'new'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
I'm free every other wednesday

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:07, Reply)
*makes note*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Have I told you lately about my peak physical condition?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Have I told you I'm going to fling myself off a 200ft tower?
You'll be sorry when I'm gone, Kroney.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
I'll just have console myself with all my achievements
and my big, blue eyes with their 20/20 vision.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Hey!
I have blue eyes too. Captivating ones, apparently. And sight is so overrated.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Blue eyes are the best.
That's probably why I have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I didn't do biology, so I could be making this up
but aren't the genes for blue eyes recessive, which is why they're less common than other colours?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
That is correct, green eyes are apparently rarer still
because they're fully recessive, whilst blue's not. Or something. It's been 15 years since I did biology.

They're undoubtedly the best, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
fuck off grandad
I've been grooming her for longer.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
I've been groomed by an actual murderer.
He bought me tyres for my car and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Eeeew! which one?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
front offside, front nearside, rear offside, and rear nearside.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
He used to drink in our pub.
He always brought dog chews for Biscuit, who absolutely loved him. This guy
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:20, Reply)
She's older than I am.
Bad seductive tactics on your part :(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Hey, I like a bit of GILF action me.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Well if she wasn't before
she'll now be absolutely frothing at the gash at a prospect of a night with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
As she should be.
I'm fucking great in the sack I am.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:16, Reply)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Well Hello. *winning smile*
You're a bit young for me, but you'll do for practice and I like your attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Positive and genial, that's me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
OI!
How come I'll do as a GILF, and she's too young?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:21, Reply)
He's forgot you're younger than me. *laughs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
You are as old as the man you feel.
I can offer you a 30-year age reduction just like that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Oh man, you're smooth.
smooooooooth
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
And don't you forget it junior/granddad (delete as appropriate)

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Oh, excellent! You might get some sleep then.
I think my next one will definitely be younger.
EDIT: that was a weird /ac. It was meant to just say 'excellent'...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Well, I think I am younger
than you anyway, than Kroney, maybe not, but if that's the case his youth is the callow inexperienced kind, while mine is the exciting, dangerous, bad-boy kind.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:29, Reply)
And I'm even younger still!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Inexperienced, callow and likes to wear dresses
I still win *smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Are you calling me Simon?
And I wouldn't say I lack experience. Then again, I could just say what I lack in experience I more than make up for in enthusiasm and stamina.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:38, Reply)
hello, my name's Quixote
I'm someome you really should not have Torrid sex with, not at all, not ever, it would be a very bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:06, Reply)
If you wiped off the cheese once in a while that might change

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Are you a filthy lefty crustie?
That probably doesn't help either
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Do you like live in a van or in a caravan on stagnant water
Living the alternative dream
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Do you live in an ex council house
with a caravan in Wales?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
lololol Thank god no

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I hear that he's absolutely riddled with the clap.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:11, Reply)
He'll never have sex with biscuit at this rate

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:13, Reply)
That's a new one.
Not a crusty, no, and despite many bad (life)style choices over the years, have never been one and never will, for all the reasons you just listed.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Safe one blud

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:15, Reply)
I'm sorry
again in English please?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:19, Reply)
ya raasclat me stab ya up

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I'm terrible sorry old boy
I have not one clue what you're on about.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)
you bumcloth (thanks, monty)
I'm going to stab you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)
righto
That's a relief, I though he was offering to lick my cheesy helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:37, Reply)
am I too old to marry a gypsy man?
I've already "did it". I wouldn't care about living in a caravan.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:12, Reply)

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