Me?
If it is Bella, someone the other day totally said she'd do me.

*tries to look like feminist*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

No, it's me.
Not only am I shit, but also tedious.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Fair point.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I dunno
I've spent the last 3 or 4 days beakering like a bastard
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

We all do.
It's what normal people call 'social interaction'. Is that not more or less the point of /OT? Unless you're Chompy of course, then it's posting hews links and being anally retentive
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)

have I whined yet about how my
painting is looking more like a dirty protest with every brushstroke?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)

No, please do
Maybe you should stop paining with your own faeces?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I can't help it, I'm like
"this picture needs more brown and I'm out of brown..."
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

just try not to get the brush stuck
again
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)

you forgot pontificating on every topic under the sun
even though you live in the dead-end of the midlands and your entire knowledge of the world is gleaned from google. and perving over any female teenage b3tans.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Isn't Poppet our only teenage female b3tan?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

Midlands?
How very Dare you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:40, Reply)

she's not talking about you
you ignoranus.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:41, Reply)

oh
i thought he was disputing the geographical location of MK.

oh well. my point is still valid. it's a soulless place!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

Agreed.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

Soulless it may be
But it's not in the Midlands. We have our own shitholes thankyouverymuch.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:53, Reply)

where is it then?
it's certainly not london.

and it's certainly not the North.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Wikipedia says South East England

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

pffffft
wikipedia says a lot of things
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

That is not a county
It more likely says Buckinghamshire, in SE England.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

It's not the fucking midlands, woman.
If anything it's west Anglia, not that that exists. In fact, I think we're referred to as part of the Home Counties.

Are you being nice to my Black Books DVD?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

oh shit
it's like a black hole in my memory!

MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

Buckinghamshire

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

which is very much not the midlands

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Ahh, right
I was the perving that threw me. Not that I do that. Anymore.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

dude if the cap fits...
.... pull it over your face when you go raping teenage students, eh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

No, I don't do teenagers, my cut off is 25
Amberl is already convinced I don't think she's a person because of this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

i know
nobody wants to claim ownership of that concrete shithole. i have to go to meetings there and i never cease to be amazed at how tedious it is. everything looks new and the same.

i'm half northern and half southern, and neither the north nor the south would admit to spawning MK. it's totally the midlands' problem, dude.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

I went there once
it's nothing I wish to repeat. The concrete cows are the best bit and you can see them from the train.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:45, Reply)

i can't
i close my eyes under my satin scented sleep mask when my first class carriage glides through the shithole yellow station.

occasionally i get the wrong train and it STOPS there. and they LET PEOPLE GET ON. shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Look out kids - it's CAPTAIN GEOGRAPHY!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I should totally change my user name to that.
but it would be confusing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Oh man you could create an hilarious sockpuppet account!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:47, Reply)

No, I'll just steal it for my sig.
As Bobby says socks are hard work, and I've never don one on this board, for the record.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Seriosuly you two, stop the self pitty thing, it's putting me off my wank,

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Well, not self pitty, self depravation. I don't mind pitty, it's the chronic insecurity.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

HAaaaaaaaaaaaaa

(PsychoChomp, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:32, Reply)

Nonsense
This weekend coming we have the chance for death and upside-down boobage from you
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:34, Reply)

That's true.
You'll all be sorry when I'm dead.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Do we get to see boobs?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)

we shall enshine all your posts
print them out and leave them under the bungee platform
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:36, Reply)

They would probably reach up high enough to reach the platform

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:37, Reply)

even all the shameless pandering?
Edit: misread, was thinking of posts to her.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)

yes
I imagine post-mortem pandering would produce even more posts that when they're alive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:38, Reply)

silly Welshy
No need to pander when they're dead. There's no way they can put up any resistance then.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:42, Reply)

as if I'd put up any resistance now...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:43, Reply)

*Books ticket to scotchland*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:51, Reply)

pssst
I'm in Somerset
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

*points to my Sig*
I'm probably going to end up in Bournemouth this weekend.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

: ((

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

Bournemouth is loverly
Well, actually, no it isn't, but you can get the ferry to Swanage, which is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Swanage is shit
as are most coastal places in Dorset and Hampshire.

but at least it more people from coming to Devon and Cornwall
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:17, Reply)

You'd be going the wrong way.

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:55, Reply)

story of my life

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:57, Reply)

If he tries to go the wrong way
I'll definitely put up some resistance.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Hahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:59, Reply)

*sadface*
I hope the strumpets in Bournemouth are more accommodating.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:00, Reply)

It's all shameless.
I have no shame.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Are you suggesting that FuckOffBert is Bella?
Cos it's not.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:49, Reply)

No, Chompy did
I was just running with it for shits and giggles.

Hi there Big Man.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Big Man?
Fucking graffiti.

Hello sir. Are you well?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 14:58, Reply)

I am well, if a little porky and tired
I am off on a small holiday for the next week, which will alleviate the latter if not the former I hope.

Big man not your speed? Ace? Butch?

I'm trying to subtly rehabilitate your reputation here.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I'm happy with Big Man
Seeing as how I'm 5'11" it implies Good Things.

Where are you off to?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 29 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)