I'm in agony.
How are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:30, 90 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

fine thanks Jeff.
Having a shmoke, watching a film, no further plans.

Do you want to talk about you agony?

this had better not be about sport
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:33, Reply)

It wasn't about sport.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I'm fine and home again and waiting for chinese food.
And what CQ said.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:40, Reply)

*Waves*
Are you having the curry or the rice this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Chicken fried rice and curry sauce.
*waves*
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)

How was the Gonz food?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Awesome!!
The ice cream and jelly was great. Never had anything like it.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Jelly and ice-cream!
I hope you played pass the parcel as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)

I feel quite ill.
I'm supposed to be going to The Eagle in Vauxhall for a mate's birthday, but I still feel bad from last night. I'm also currently moping around feeling sorry for myself, Jeff, cos I messaged the ginger doris yesterday - no reply as of yet.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Aw bless!
I hope she replies.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:41, Reply)

I did it on the back of my mate's advice.
She was at the same party as me last week, and I thought she wasn't interested at all. But according to my mate who I was out with yesterday, when she saw me she called me over for ages and was well happy. I don't remember anything at all and my mate said it was me that looked completely disinterested, the blithering idiot that I am.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Maybe laying off the MDs would help if you know you'll be meeting a lady?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

I'm no better when pissed. Last night I was going round the club offering to take girls out for a steak dinner.
Plus I gave her some of my MDMA which can only put me in good stead.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I'm hungry
why are you in agony?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Cos his football team are ponier than a field full of ponies, or something.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I'm hoping that before the transfer window shuts, I can negotiate with the bloke who looks after the
donkey's on Weston Super Mare beach to see if I can organise a swap deal.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

I think that's the same geezer we got Dickson Etuhu from.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:57, Reply)

Hahaha!
No, that was Sunderland. CHEERS!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Getting a cab home last night and some very drunk woman walked out front of the car.
The driver slammed the anchors on and swerved out of the way, and with me failing to put my seatbelt on, I went flying to the floor of the cab.

Foolishly, I felt absolutely fine at the time so took no details from the driver. Today, my back is fucked.

On the plus side, he avoided hitting the woman.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Ouch unlucky
hope your back feels better soon
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

And me. I can barely move at the moment.
Got a busy week ahead of you next week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Nope. Got a day of temporary work on Monday
apart from that not much. You?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Moving around gingerly and work is my plan.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)

:( is it sprained or just bruised?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)

Bruised I think.
Either way, it reallly hurts.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)

Wheatgerm packs help
they might give some relief
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I've just taken 800mg of iburprofen. I'll see how that goes.
Next stop, deep heat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)

my back seems tp be hurting in sympathy.
I'm blaming you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I apologise for the fact I've made your back hurt.
I don't know how I can make it up to you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)

get better you bastard.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I've taken pills and had a nice long soak in the bath.
Beyond that, I'm at a loss as to what I can do to aid the healing process.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Oh well, best of luck then.
A good night's sleep it the best suggestion I can offer I'm afraid.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I can't get comfy.
This really isn't good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Whatever you do
Don't brush your teeth. Last time I did that with back pain, I bent over the basin and my back just *went*. It took me five minutes to walk as many metres to bed and half the night to fall asleep.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)

He could brush his teeth without bending over.
Or he could have a totally different back injury to you.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Meh
He probably does, but some bits sound familiar. Delayed onset, then it being very bad - possibly after some trigger. Mine started hurting during a pool game the day after the thing that probably caused it, but didn't get really bad until later that day. All I'm saying is "Take care for a little while, or it might get worse".
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Oddly.
I've got pain in my right leg now as well. Calf and hamstring.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I'm sorry Jeff
it sounds very much like it's actually cancer. Probably terminal.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

It's a shame.
I've gotten to like you during the short time we've shared together. I'll miss you.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Someone who isn't Al.
Give Al back his login.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

hahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

That's okay.
I'd be worried if it was something serious.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

What could you have gained from getting his details?
You failed to wear your seatbelt.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I could have got in touch with Don Beech from The Bill.
He'd have sorted it out for me!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

He would have totally kidnapped those sons of bitches
and tortured the muther fuckin' shit outta them.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I'm watching a telly show about retards.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)

what channel?
I'm watching Transporter 3. I can't decide if the ginger in it is hot or just odd-looking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

BBC3

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)

that's a reliefe I was having a proper moral dilema about finding on of the retards hot.
Then it turns out they're just brats. Then she spoke and I don't like her.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Hey, Comrade.
Match of the Day 2 is on at ten fifteen this evening. I thought I'd let you know 'cos you're really into 'sport'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Thanks Jeff, I'll make sure to record it so I can rewatch again and again.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

You do that.
On the BBC iPlayer you can still catch all the highlights from the other games from Saturday as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)

fucking awesome

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Odd Looking.
We met our new neighbours today, he is a relatively normal looking bloke, slightly chubby, but tall, she is a slamming ginger haired hotty.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I thought the rule was
they were only 'ginger' if ugly, the hot ones wer 'readheads'. Also, POIDH
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

In that case she's a flame haired sex pot.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Christina Hendricks hot?
again: Pics man pics, and don't say you have none, any man worth is salf would have put a hidden camera in her bathroom at the very least.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

She was round at my house.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)

And you don't have cameras in your own bathroom?
Freak.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Exited about my new house

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

It's still there.
Edit- Did you ninja that post?
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

BGB!
How are your breasts?
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Awesome!
I have it on good authority.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Sweet.
BGB, I saw this video, and I'm glad, because it means that I won't feel awkward when me and Gonz, well, you know, with you.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Hahahaha! Love it!
I'll be ready fer ya homies!
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Awesomesauce.
Right, I'm off to try and coax my comatose wife upstairs so she doesn't wake up with JeffBack.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I'm off to bed too.
Night!
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Cheers Al.
I liked that and I could totally see you and Gonz with those jackets.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I'm not too bad tbh
I was in a horrible mood yesterday, just fucking awful.

Cleared up today when I cooked my fantastic meal, that's helped me a lot. Then, I saw the new Planet of The Apes film, another welcome distration.

Aside from that, it's not been too interesting a weekend.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Was your mood 'missed pen' related?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Nah, although it didn't exactly help.
Basically, a lot of shitty things have happened over the last week, and it all came to a head.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Hehe, you said head.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Well I'm delighted that food has lifted your mood!
Who is up next for the 'Pool?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)

We've got Arsenal on the 20th
So I'm not hugely looking forward to that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Arsenal won't have any players left by then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

*hopes*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:35, Reply)

The same.
Ligaments in my ankles and one knee are fucked. Feet are covered in blisters. Sunburned to fuck.

Yup, back from the Isle of Wight. Nice place, the garlic farm is a bit weird though.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Had you been promised vampires at the garlic farm?
'Cos if you had, I reckon you could have done them for false advertising.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Nah
Sauce tasting was fun though. They had this extra hot stuff which blew all my mate's heads off. Didn't bother me one bit.

Did however spend the week with someone who socially is worse than Piston. Screaming "shut up shut up shut up for the love of Christ!!" has no effect.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Sometimes violence is that only answer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)

worse than Piston?
Great screaming fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Oh yeah.
Simple question- "Are we nearly there yet" turns into a philosophical discussion, which bit of the road we're on, remaining time and many other factors I've forgotten.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

That's France, fella

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)

I'm fine and dandy, thank you for asking.
I won't ask why you're in agony, because I'm not a spastic and I can read. Well, I'm not a total spastic, anyway.

Totally aced the pub quiz. Seen a stepchild and grandchild. Had a relatively good day.

I am now contemplating.... toast.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Im on the train to Vauxhall.
To dance away my angst in the Eagle with a load of blokes. I'm going for the music, honest.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 22:57, Reply)

I have decided you look like a young Robert Lindsay.
about the age he was when he did Citizen Smith. I thought you'd want to know this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Is that a bad thing?
I think it might be. David Walliams I get quite a bit, thats a preferable one. Ive just realised Im dressed like the guitarist of an indie band from 1994. The gays are gonna slaughter me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:08, Reply)

atter of taste, I'd prefer to look like lindsay, but it's a personal choice
also bare in mind I'm going on a memory of a photo.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:16, Reply)

barely awake but all good...

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 14 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)