all my workmates
got more excited by my wedding than I did, although it was a fun party.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have met more men who really want kids
than women
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I've also noticed this...
My male friends tend to say it's something they've always been sure they've wanted, though my female friends tend to say they'd like to, maybe, one day.
(MrMustard Shaving in the dark til, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

as a man who doesn't want kids I refute this.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Me too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

me three

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

How old are you both?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I'm 40.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Good job,
I'm 32 and finally have a girlfriend who has ambitions beyond breeding.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)

The missus doesn't want to have any more (she already had a son when we met).
This suits me fine.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)

good man
join the lucky few
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)

36

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Fibber.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I'm not.
Well, not on this one anyway. *does maths in head* *double checks date* Nope, I get confused sometimes, but this isn't one of them.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I thought you were 37?

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Born May 1975
you do the Maths.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I wasn't accusing you of lying.
Just stating my mistake. And makes you younger than I thought ; )
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I know, it's cool
I think I still make it under the 10 year rule anyway. ;)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)

But you have a child...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

your point being?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I suppose.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Well, if you want a proper answer.....
I never planned on having a kid, he was conceived by accident and at the time I was so head-over-heels in love with his mother this seemed like a good thing. While I love him dearly, and would not wish him out of existence retrospectively as it were, I will not be having any more kids.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:38, Reply)

That makes complete sense to me.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Glad it does to someone.
It get's a bit schizophrenic for me sometimes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I think I've got it...
You hate your son and wish he'd never been born? Right?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)

That'll be it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)

me four

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

like you'll get the option

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Who said I was gonna wait to be asked?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Chompy?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I need a shower...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I don't think CQ is a girl, you know?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I know, he is on fb and has beard.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)

in which case
a shower with him is unlikely to impregnate him. Unless you're the one who's a girl?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I think it's more that being compared to Chompy makes him feel dirty

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)

this, she is having a proper gay fantasy up there!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)

it's all the excitement she gets poor thing.
Are you still coming to the pier?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)

if you both are
I'll bring a camera
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I'll bring the lube.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)

yeah man, I'm bringing the 6m power kite too for danger lols

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Awesome, maybe I'll bring my kite and you can teach me how to fly it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:15, Reply)

wakka wakka waaa

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:05, Reply)

I can fake it quite well
or could when younger and clean shaven.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I didn't say all of them did
as a girl, I never obsessed about getting married.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Listen we only have black and white statements here,
none of that grey area, middle ground nonsense we can't argue about please.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)

The only grey area I have around procreation
is my old lady knickers, amirite?

In other news, if I ever have a kid, you have my permission to completely nonce it up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Seriously
Knowing what a shit time childhood can be, and knowing that any child of mine would be a complete spod, I really cannot wish 'existence' on anyone.

I'm doing society a favour by refusing to reproduce. I should get a fucking OBE.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Look it's not that I don't appreciate the offer but what's this got to do with me noncing up your kid?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Well, as I understand it, most parents are averse to that sort of thing.
So, by making the offer, I am giving myself extra incentive not to have one. Or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Me five
The Childless Men of B3ta Association is long-established, although we may now have to amend the name to incorporate Quixote
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)

there seem to be few people on here who want to breed
it's possibly better that way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)

I suspect it is rather merciful

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Either that or we've been subliminally herded towards an electronic pen for people who shouldn't be allowed to breed

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 16 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)