Christ almighty.
It's a bit dead around here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:03, 155 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I just got in from work.
I guess everyone was watching the microsoft confrance on Windows 8.... I have to admit, it looks fucking awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:12, Reply)

What makes Windows 8 so amazing Gonz?
I'm fairly sure I've got a copy of Windows 3.1 on disk somewhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

It's amazing because even though it is shit, half the population of the world are going to own it.
This may be a generalisation, but all Microsoft products are shit.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Without wanting to be too much of a conservative, the idea of a whole new kind of interface even for desktop doesn't appeal much to me. I like this one, which has been going since the days of the Mac (correct me if i'm wrong), it's very familiar, simple, and intuitive.
Ah well, as long as they keep the Classic option
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:29, Reply)

You can do it classic way,
But the way people use PCs has changed, if you think of the context. Where as before it was a work tool, it's now a social tool. Where as before you need to be sat down at a desk to use them, now you would use them standing up on the tube.

Think of the proccess of getting some software onto your machine....
- Open disk draw, put in CD, close it
- Wait for the autoinstaller (that has to be created by the developer, and therefore, is different from program to program)
- Pick a location of where to install it
- Pick what elements you wish to install
- The installer has to write the files, registry keys, components.
- Determine what hardware you've got; if you can run it.

..... etc....

And that's before you've even used it for the first time. Now you can click on 'store' (or whatever they call it), click 'install', and it'll take care of purchasing/lisancing and installing. Like an iPhone really.

They've borrowed sooooo much from Apple, it's quite flattering.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)

They're basicly redesigned the way people use PCs, pretty much everything is being rethought of....
... It's hard to explain, there are the usual way of using things, but the new way is very touch friendly, things like windows, buttons, menus, the whole lot, has been re-thought of. Plus it's more or less instant on (even on a low-grade ARM processor it went from switched off to being in your 'Tiles' (the equivilent to your desktop, I suppose) in 3 seconds.

There is too much to mention, but check this out: www.youtube.com/watch?v=p92QfWOw88I

Also, development ethos is amazing, a developer could create a service, such as "post to twitter", and that will be usable in every app. Or you could create a "use facebook photos" service and suddenly when browsing for photos to, say, share or upload, your facebook photos would be there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Ok, now its sounding plausibly attractive.

(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)

The dev build is up in about 8 hours, I'm really looking forward ot it.
Plus you can build apps using webtechnologies such as HTML5/Javascript, which means that someone like me, who has never touched desktop development, can suddenly build very rich applications.

I absolutly love the idea of Tiles and am considering a WM7 mobile when my contract is up.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)

www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=516968686
(Joss Acklands Spunky Backpack, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 2:23, Reply)

watching the footy.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:15, Reply)

There's a prog on channel 5 about strange burials in Ireland.
So it's dead on telly too.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Have they mentioned the time a single seater aircraft crashed into a cemetery in Ireland?
Investigators recovered over 900 bodies from the scene.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:21, Reply)

:)
The woes of my work day are washed away.

Cheers Jeff.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Too kind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)

More dead than a graveyard on venus.

(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:19, Reply)

Gone back to being our resident tory then?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Yeah, why not eh?
If there's an Ideological vacuum, its best to fill it, I'd say.
What have I got to lose?
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:27, Reply)

The next election?
Come to think of it, no, the Tory's will probably get a landslide next time round.

When Halloween or Christmas comes around, some of us change our names a bit, I think even Boycey did last year.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:30, Reply)

No way the Tories will get a landslide.
No way in a fucking three man boy on boy, precum as lipgloss, Jeremy Clarkson dungbrain, Michael Portillo's hilarious closet homosexuality, decade will the Tories get a landslide, in spite of their latest attempt at gerrymandering.

Why the fuck do you think they legislated for fixed five year parliaments?

You utter nobtit.

FreeFair, not you Bartles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Getting your attacks in before I've said anything?
Pointless and disputable for several reasons
1)Why attack Jeremy Clarkson's intellect? He has never endorsed any political party AFAIK?
2) Who cares what sexuality Laws, Mandelson or Portillo are? It makes no difference.
3) Since when has making an independent commission to draw up population tightened boundaries been Gerrymandering?
The current electoral system has long been gerrymandered towards Labour by about 8% or so, this latest redrawing just makes it harder for a repeat of the 2005 result to happen again in which a 3% lead becomes 26% of seats. On the lead the Tories had last year Labour would have gotten about 360 seats, not 306.
Did I mention the Tories also lose seats out of this?
4) OK, fixed term parliaments was probably to stop the LibDems leaving the coalition, but it applies to Labour and Conservatives and stops either party's PM from calling an election while polling is good. It is hardly party political.
5) I have no preconceptions about the result of the 2015 election, remember in 1981 the Tories were polling 3rd with the Alliance on 49%.
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I can see why you are so hot on the 1981 polls.
There was no general election in 1981.

Rightyo, in order:

1) It was a Richard Geefe quote. I am a big fan of Richard Geefe.

2) I am definitely not homophobic. I was putting together funny words and phrases for comedy reasons. Just for the fucking lulz, if you will.

3) It is gerrymandering, whichever way you look at it. The old vague rule of thumb of 70,000 people to a constituency may be on the way out, but there are solid arguments in favour of retaining geographically based ones.

4) Fixed term parliaments are ostensibly to stop 'tactical' elections being called, but are inevitably about maximising access to the gravy train. If the Tories end up as popular as the Lib Dems, and when they inevitably shit the economy up even more (does Gideon realise that the Chancellor is meant to act on the advice of the Treasury, rather than the opposite?) do you think they will do the honorobbo thing and fall on their swords for the good of the UK? Will they fuck. It's to maximise the salaries for an inevitably unpopular Government.

5) and yeah, the 1981 General Election result was a fucking whopper. That great that Thatcher had a war to boost her popularity a couple of years down the line.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:10, Reply)

In reply to five, there were many other factors than defense (although that was crucial) that contributed to her 2 further Landslides.
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Quite clearly gerrymandering.
If the Tories really wanted any sort of "fair" system, they would have stood behind decent electoral reform, but they didn't. Instead they refused to have an open referendum on different types of electoral reform and they out and out lied about the only option they let people vote on.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:14, Reply)

The Majority of Labour MP's supported No2AV, and the Party Leadership don't actually support PR for the Commons
I do support PR for all levels of government as it happens, I take a strongly radical view on our constitution , as opposed to the party I support. As in, there need to be a official one.
If you Labour fair elections, why don't you give us PR next time you're in? Add in a Written constitution and full Federalism and do ma favour
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Was I talking about Labour? No I wasn't, so fuck off.
Just because Labour also didn't want a fairer system (though fuck knows why, it can only have benefited them) doesn't make this gerrymandering anything less than gerrymandering.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:18, Reply)

What Al says is da troof.
Of course the two biggest parties don't want to remove FPTP. Gravy train shizzle. It only benefits fringe parties (including the Lib Dems) and their supporters. If you want to see the BNP and the Communist Party with elected, legislative powers, then feel free to bring in pure PR.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:21, Reply)

That's the kind of disengenous argument I really hate though
I don't like the fact that some people think that the BNP hold valid views. But the way to deal with those people is not to say "your views are invalid and you cannot be represented" because that simply means it's also perfectly logical to say to all Lib Dem voters that their views aren't valid either.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I know.
But there's a massive part of me (cocklols) that says that repugnant views should be excluded from the main decision making system. The liberal, intelligent part of me says that the best way to deal with these people is to engage with them publicly and expose them as idiots.

Hence me engaging with ToryBoy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:29, Reply)

WTF?
Theres a huge difference between engaging with a conservative/Christian Democrat/Libertarian/Free Marketeer , and an Ultranationalist?
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

No there isn't.
And religion shouldn't be a part of politics in the UK.

There is no place for it in a secular, civilised democracy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Christian Democracy is the European sense, as in Germany's largest party and a non denominational organisation, not the fundamentalist sense.
And legally the British State is not secular yet, although I'd like it to be.
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

As soon as it's referred to as Christian it stops being nondenominational, you fucking pillock.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:34, Reply)

It accepts people of all faiths and none
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Democratic_Union_(Germany)

Lets see you take a look at this link and try to paint the largest political party in Europe as some crazy minority outfit.
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Minority status is not the point.
The point is that religion has no place in state-level decision making, just as it has no place in education. That way lies Syria, Iran, Eire and the USA.

Fucking fruitcakes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

They've ruled Germany for 42 years, If they wanted to make it into a Religious state they'd have well succeeded by now.
Anyway wasn't there a saying about the Labour party?
"They're more Methodist than Marx"?
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)

You tell me.
You're the political expert.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Yes, yes there was.

(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:50, Reply)

There was a saying about the Tories in Scotland.
Cunts.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Fair enough.
I've no problem with that.
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)

You should.
Especially as you claim to be mixed race.

Remember Tebbitt's cricket question? Racist cunts, and you support them. So what does that make you? A cuntfan, that's what?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:57, Reply)

So you seriously believe that anyone whose political views are to the right of the center is racist?
And anyway, the Cricket Question wasn't ever seriously considered as an actual migration clause, though as a way of measuring national identity it ain't to shabby.
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Of course it's a fucking shabby way to measure national identity.
Any right wing party tends toward Xenophobia.

And of course I know that it wasn't a migration clause, you bell. It was just Tebbitt showing himself up as a cunt in public.

One can be fiercely proud/ aware of one's status as an outsider/other but still take an active part in the affairs of their adopted country.

I'd advise you to read The Satanic Verses, but it would go way over your head.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:06, Reply)

So you recon that if all mainstream politics was centre-left, this world would have no racism
And would be better in every way?
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Astonishing.

(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Or sarcastic.
You decide.

This is fucking tedious.

Can you no go out and get some bum action or something instead of discussing lolitics on here with people twice your age?

When I was your age I was skating, smoking weed, listening to hip hop and punk rock, fingering girls, watching Taxi Driver, reading and playing videogames.

Before that, I was into politics. Bit like you, but left wing instead of right. Go out and get some bum or something, y'hear me?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I do that, sometimes, apart from the drugs and hip hop.

(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:21, Reply)

What, bumming?
GAYLOLZ
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:26, Reply)

State educated and from the West Midlands too.
Poor boy, he'll never be a proper Tory.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:02, Reply)

He'll think he's finally getting there
but all the others will be laughing at him and looking down on him behind his back.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:05, Reply)

He could do a Pickles and commit class treason.
Either that, or 'trade' on his minority status and go for the bummer vote.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Are you some kind of terrorist?
Everyone knows the only way the western world will achieve any kind of security is if it embraces Christian supremacy and purifies the non-believers.

You people put up a good show against the Muslims on Sunday though. Good work there.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)

The bummers will be the next Muslims, you mark my words.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

HAHAHA
There is a player for Borussia Dortsmund called "Gotze"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:30, Reply)

LOL!
SRSLY BBZ?

I Wonder What He Thinks About Proporshunal Representatives?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:35, Reply)

I don't know
but they just equalised. The cunts.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:36, Reply)

Is this fitba?
I don't do fitba chat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I'm listening to the new Pete Murray album
it's not hip hop so I'm sure you've never heard of him.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

I'm not all about the hip hop.
Listening to this the now www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_LV9HN_c5s
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)

I just saw that. 88th minute.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:38, Reply)

We're totally finishing about 8th or 9th this season.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:40, Reply)

If we're lucky

(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:41, Reply)

I can see Bristol City getting relegated this season.
Which will probably spell administration.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)

You two are professional footballers?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Yes
this is another reason you should come to Montys bash. You get to say that you were at a party that I didn't go to.

And you could come to the internet hardnuts lunch.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:43, Reply)

Cannae go.
No spare pennies for the train ticket.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Where would you be travelling from?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:47, Reply)

York.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:49, Reply)

12th man innit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:48, Reply)

STV already sets an Natural % threshold and AMS can have an artificial one placed over it, as in Germany

(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:26, Reply)

Why is a Scottish TV station taking part in electoral reform?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:33, Reply)

PR for all levels of Government is great in theory but pish in practice.
Having a list based MP removes accountability to the electorate, a need to engage with local issues and separates Legislature level representation from grass roots level activism, arguably weakening the democratic model.

amirite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Yep, which is why I'd prefer STV with 5 to 9 member seats.
Or at least MMP/AMS
(888777555, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:20, Reply)

So what type of PR do you advocate then?
Surely you must realise that for all its faults, FPTP delivers accountable representation. Which is the point of a representative democracy.

You're 16 right? Can we not discuss DnB, or video games or skateboarding or something?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I don't think FPTP delivers representation that is particularly accountable
since in reality you don't get to choose who your MP is, only which party your MP belongs to.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Woah Al, FPTP delivers exactly that.
You vote for an individual at local level, not a party. When did you last vote?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:44, Reply)

My point is that the party decides who is running in each constituency
But also any constituency with a big split between several candidates delivers even less representation since the majority of people will likely cast votes for someone other than the one who goes on to "represent" them.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:51, Reply)

But it's a system where individuals campaign, and have their own platforms.
Hence there is variation of views within parties- Ken Clarke is far further to the left than Osborne, for example.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I know that
but I can't vote for Ken can I. I like the Dutch system where you can vote for either a party, or a person, or pretty much anything you like. And they have very high turnouts.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:04, Reply)

You can't vote for Ken unless you live in his constituency, no.
Meh. I like PR on an intellectual level, but FPTP on a pragmatic level.

As long as there is party politics you'll always have to vote for someone who doesn't quite match your views, or stand yourself as an independent.

And that is just madness.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:10, Reply)

There are much better ways of having a constituency link
than FPTP. In fact pretty much every other way is better than FPTP.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I am slightly torn on this
I can see the appeal of a PR system. If you have a country which has just over a third of people liking one party, just over a third liking another and just under a third liking a third, then you would think that the "fairest" way would be to make them work together in a way that satisfies most of them.

But the problem with a lack of a constituency link is one I also agree with which I why I liked the idea of every MP having to actually hold a majority of the votes or face some kind of run off a la AV or STV.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

Precisely.
For democracy to work from the ground up, there has to be a high degree of local engagement.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Fucking hell Al.
We agree.

And Trade boy, the main factor in Thatcher's popularity (south of the border) was the fact that Neil Kinnock was leading Labour.

Surely running against a party led by Kinnock is like competing in the Special Olympics?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:17, Reply)

I have a feeling that round about election time, lots of opposition MPs will have sordid, shameful (and entirely fictional) affairs published in the redtops.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)

You don't mean to say that you think the Tory supporting red tops will make some shit up?
Mark Oaten lolz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Watching The Land Girls
and despairing over the fact they're going to remake Point Break
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:20, Reply)

is it a remake or a sequel? I have read conflicting stories.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Apparantly a remake :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:41, Reply)

oh dear
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Bob.
You should change your name from DickGrayson to LarryGrayson. It'll suit you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Shut that door.
So nobody can see us doing hot hot bumming.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)

been shopping
cleaning out a pig cage, then have a lesson to write (also some other stuff, but fuck that, I need sleep)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Buy owt nice?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:24, Reply)

15" black rubber cock

In Memory of Noel.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

it was delicious

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:31, Reply)

A2M LOLZ
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I miss the young looney
A flounce too far, I think.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I missed it, was there a bonafide flounce then?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Not really.
He just didn't turn up one day and told us all why on FB.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)

i missed that too, i was camping.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:50, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1352245
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Sorry just went on a beer run
back now with cold beer
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Tinnies or bottles?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Bottles
Grolsch and Tiger
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)

:(
get real beer next time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:33, Reply)

define real beer

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:34, Reply)

not larger

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

This large?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:37, Reply)

less large

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Tiger should only be drunk with a curry.
Which tells us something meaningful I think.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I like Tiger beer.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:37, Reply)

With a curry though right?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:38, Reply)

No. With a KNIFE!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Not really. I used to drink it at home sans curry.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:41, Reply)

Yo B Dizzle,
I have this playing RIGHT NOW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZpzB01aiec
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Chooooon!

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Not only that.
I now have this on:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ua1ri5T4IwA

That's a Sugarhill break. Fucking massive break. I remember seeing some bird going mental to this at Clwb Ifor Bach back in the day.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Love this post underneath.
this tune soo ill it makes you wanna slap your momma, hay momma get over hear
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I can find better DnB tuneage if you'll allow me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)

I just found one with this as a comment:
I am so fucking high right now and this song brought me to another level. Im gonna have a celebratory wank, another spilff and pass out.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

I'm not in the mood petal.
I want to relax. Another time.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)

YOU LET ME DOWN.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:57, Reply)

its a good drink with or without food

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I've been crocheting and it's doing my fecking nut in.
It's so fiddly and I keep getting it wrong.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:36, Reply)

I've got loads of crotched blankets here.
My mum unpicked all our old jumpers and made them.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)

this is a good idea
I might go get old jumpers from car boot sales and make things. Although I have a house full of wool anyway
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Fiddly Cent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:39, Reply)

keep at it
also, have a good light, it's harder in low light to see the stitches
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:40, Reply)

I have good light and I know it will take time.
It just gets annoying after a while when I keep fucking it up.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:42, Reply)

I hope all this needlework won't stop you from making cheese and pineapple.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Cheese and pineapple will be a walk in the park Jeff.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Hang on.
A walk in (the) part. Are you making me cheese and pineapple or offering me a role as an extra in your new film?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Ninja'd

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Well as long as I get cheese and pineapple, I'll be happy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:59, Reply)

Grand (marnier) Designs
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Is that for houseboats?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)

tofu the keyhole
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:50, Reply)

I have to share.
I love linguistic/literary japes, like puns and so forth, especially where there is an NSFW connotation.

So every time I consider ToryBoy's former screenname, I get gaylols coursing through me. What word links Free and Fair? Trade. Trade as in young gay boyflesh.

Either he is indeed a sockpuppet with a well developed sense of humour or he's as naive about life as he is about politics.

Or I'm a massive nonce.

Which is it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:49, Reply)

HE IS AL OR CHOMPY
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:51, Reply)

Or a horrifically gay teenager, going for the 'Portillo vote'.
Trade lolz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

He's a sockpuppet.
I'd eat my own crocheting if he isn't.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:52, Reply)

Yo B to the motherfucking Bizzle
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4SydcL9OLE
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)

I am working late. Whilst waiting for stuff to finish, I've been looking at some of the ridiculous weapons
that are being launched over the next fifteen years or so. Giant, Hercules-mounted tank-busting laser cannons, railguns that fire projectiles fast enough to ignite the air around them, semi-autonomous battlefield robots that come equipped with mini-grenade launchers capable of firing 4000 rounds a minute and satellites that fire javelins of tungsten at you from orbit.

All real, all ready, or nearly ready, for deployment.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:54, Reply)

DAMN MONGORIANS!!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:56, Reply)

The next fifteen years is going to see an unprecedented number
of hippies/commies getting shafted by Good Ol' Uncle Sam.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Good, I hate hippies.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Oi!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:08, Reply)

ruv yu

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I hope the javelin flinging tungsten tossing satellite comes with a commentary from Sid Waddel.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 20:58, Reply)

Satellite 1 locates the target and sends data to satellite 2
which drops a rod. By the time it gets to Earth, it's travelling at 7000 miles an hour and hits with the force of a meteor. All the fun of a nuke without the awkward radioactive fallout.

They've decided to call it Rods of God. Which just sounds like a nob gag to me.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:02, Reply)

It'll be comforting to know that while we're dying of TB and starvation, the world is being kept safe with such wonderful gadgets.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:01, Reply)

I think it's rather comforting to know that the US is taking climate change seriously
and making weapons with no nasty side effects. No explosives, no propellant, no radiation. The hippies that'll be getting shot by them will be grateful, I don't doubt.
( Kroney, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 21:04, Reply)

so, um
anyone about that isn't talking about pololitics or football?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:29, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Sep 2011, 22:47, Reply)