if having someone scraping around your gums and teeth
with shiny sharp things doesn't terrify it right back inside you, fair play. i could have my teeth checked by a naked oiled up bradley cooper, i'd still be dryer than the sahara with terror.

and i've never even had a filling.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:18, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My dental hygeinist has a habit of allowing her ample bosom to rest against me as she scrapes me
It's a merciful distraction.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:20, Reply)

god you're SUCH a pervert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

The girl that washes my hair at the hairdresses has enormous boobies and rest them on me whilst she massages my head

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

god, you're SUCH a pervert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

if a sexy guy rested his cock on your shoulder whilst giving you a head massage you'd be a happy swipe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)

would he not need to be a midget standing on a stepladder to achieve that?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

And you call me a pervert...

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

.... and yet your denial
is conspicuous by its absence
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

As is yours.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I cannot understand anyone being scared of Dentists
If any of my children try and get upset when I take them, I'll beat the little feckers senseless.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

drills
scalpels
blood
pain
someone's fist in your mouth

what's not to love?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I proper love going to the dentist.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

My dentist phobia was caused
by my having a few fillings as a kid without any painkillers. It took me years to get up the courage to go for a checkup after that, the fucking cheapskate amateur butcher.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

That's because your boyfriend is gay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:23, Reply)

he is not my boyfriend
i'm not 13. he is a guy that i am seeing, but the exclusivity thing is chafing a bit.

i get bored easily.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Chompy is single
and discreet.
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:27, Reply)

what part of "i get bored easily" do you not understand?
bbc news links are NOT hot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:28, Reply)

I imagined that the wittering about your relationships on the internet
indicated a desire for sweaty anonymous internet sex.
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:31, Reply)

no, no
just indicative of my need for attention.

sorry to disappoint, but you won't get your rancid little friend laid by pimping him out that way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:35, Reply)

OMG Swipey
I thought he was a DEMON IN THE SACK? How can you possibly be bored?

_{I'm down in London in a fortnight, if you fancy some red-hot rumpy-pumpy}
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:13, Reply)

however delicious something is
you get bored with the taste in the end!

thanks for the lovely offer, but you have a gf, no??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Do you? Can't be that delicious then surely?
Yes I do. I was being a man.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:27, Reply)

by offering to cheat on her?
yes, that IS something a man would do...

this is meant to be flippant, but it actually just sounds bitter. oh well. shit happens!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I was of course being facetious
I would have gazzed you had I been remotely serious.

_{I'll gaz you in a minute, alright?}
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:46, Reply)

have you ever seen the results of a neglected mouth?

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:25, Reply)

funny, looks EXACTLY like this b3tan i went on a date with once.
but for the record, i do go! i go every 6 months religiously. i just feckin hate it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Look Seymour!
this could happen to you.
( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Seriously, please link to that instead

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Not getting the reference?

( WormuIus, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I think not wanting that pic on the screen of his work computer.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

That is fucking horrible

(McChinaman banned, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I'd give you a filling if you want, yeah', yeah', a filling in your mouth with my [insert name for the dental equpiment required for a filling ]

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Glue gun

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Massive drill

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Fetid discharge

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 13:49, Reply)