Leading on from PCs Daily Mail link earlier
Are paedophiles really the worst kind of criminals?
What about fraudsters that steal little old ladies pensions or people that own and sell other people as slaves?

I'm not suggesting paedophiles are nice people but logically shouldn't prisoners be disembowelling murderers and arsonists ahead of paedos?
( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:36, 104 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Prisoners often have children
and they very often have relaxed attitudes towards inflicting physical harm.
( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Someone stole a pair of my boots once.
I hope he burns in hell.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Did you get the shoes back?

( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:40, Reply)

No.
God knows what they wanted with them, they were caked in mud and I'd left them in the outside porch to dry out before cleaning them.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:42, Reply)

*coughbarrycough*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Jacket surely?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)

recession innit he's branched out

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I think it's just that paedophilia turns people's stomaches a lot more than murder. There are times when you can feel like murdering someone even though you'd never do it. You never feel like bonking a child though.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

You clearly don't work opposite a girls secondary school.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Pffft.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

You heard it here first folks
Al thinks about bonking children and lives opposite a school.
( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)

To be fair, he did measure the distance from the gates before he moved in

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Well, legally, he had to make sure he was no closer than 150 metres.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I'll wait for Chompy to post the picture....

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Which one?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)

What picture?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

this one

( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Ah...
I actually needed the picture before I got that too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Even arseholes want to be able to look down on someone.
It's this ridiculous idea of "respect" and "honour amongst thieves".

I say hang the whole bloody lot of them. If it turns out they were innocent then their families can have £10,000. If they have no families, then it's no great loss to society/Kelvin Mackenzies
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Sally Clark?

( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

If she couldn't look after her kids properly, it's her own fault.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Everyone wants someone to look down on
and plenty of criminals have massively inflated opinions of themselves
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Cunts who go out on a weekend for the purpose of having a fight
WTF? Ruin loads of people's nights every week.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)

The sexual element makes it worse I think.
I still believe the harm done by a lot of white collar crime can be worse than violent crime. But it's hard to visualise a £10 billion fraud. A picture of a murdered child is emotive and concrete.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

It's a disease they can't help it
in the same way jeff can't help fucking pugs

ninj'd
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Ougs?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Those sexy sexy ougs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Dougs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)

I just heard a joke.
What's the difference between rape and a smear test?
Women don't secretly like smear tests.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Ouch!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
Two; one to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

What's the number one cause of paedophilia?
Sexy Kids
( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I think the rest of the prisoners keep reasonably quiet if they are a murderer or, say, arsonist.
Murders tend to be crimes of passion or crim on crim so that takes some of the lag's ire away.

Peado's should get the two brick treatment - take the bollocks, leave the cock. Not sure what the equivalent is for women.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)

Shove a brick up their cunt
see how sexy they feel then.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Yeah, peado slags

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Too right.
I think I can pretty much understand any other sort of crime. As terrible as the consequences might be. Perhaps even adopt an attitude of "there but for the grace of god....".

But peados. Tsk, tsk.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

You've just not met the right child yet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Being a paedophile doesn't make you a criminal
some paedophiles realise they have a mental problem and seek help without ever touching kids.

Still, string them up I say, fucking perverts! 4 DA KIDZ!
( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Not sure how prisoners would get their hands on closetted paedophiles
but I appreciate the autistic refusal to treat my post in anything other than a strictly logical sense.
( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Attractive prime minister
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-15141175
is attractive.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)

She is indeed!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)

She's got an 8" cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

She's got small hands too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

Thta's why her cock looks so big in pictures

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

If she's Yinglucky, I'll chuck my muck on her puppies

( broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)

They eat puppies over there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I like a kneeling woman in uniform
4.bp.blogspot.com/-wJIvPBBOEMo/TkEMkqegjtI/AAAAAAAAA6E/tV5wyaz4b8Q/s1600/Yingluck+Shinawatra-03.jpg
( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Or lying
4.bp.blogspot.com/-59RaumQv37k/TkEMf2GOCUI/AAAAAAAAA58/sYYwZwTp89M/s1600/Yingluck+Shinawatra-01.jpg
( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I'd insert myself into her, if you know what I mean.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:33, Reply)

oh for god's sake

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Blimey, she is too.

( Kroney, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I want to accuse you of being a sexist pig here.
But I can't. Because...wow...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Not particularly

( WormuIus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Yes!
I feel like me again.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)

On 'Top of the World'?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

You're a funny man Rory Lyon.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

you dropped this [!]

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)

No he didn't

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I think it all depends on the degrees of which things are done.
I think these Simarli warloards and pirates are the worst kind of barely-humans.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)

I blame Johnny Depp

( Peej, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)

That is so racist, imagine if you changed the word pirates in this post for JEWS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Well, no, although I see your point in referencing what I said about travellers.
The thing is, all simarli/Yemeni pirate's goal is to kidnap, murder and extort innocent westeners.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You've met a wide selection have you?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I think he' s met Simarillions.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I think you'll find they are Silmarillions

(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Oh bollocks.
Clearly I'm Tolkien out of my arse.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

I think it's fair to say that if their prime goals wasn't as stated, they would just be known as 'simarlies' or 'yeminis', rather than 'simarlie/yemini pirates'

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)

And I would have thought that if the Irish travellers main goal was to build a small village
they would be known as "Irish Settlers". Just goes to show, you can't trust peoples names. I once met a man called Honest John Brooks, and he told me that the pork scratchings in my local were from free range pigs and it turned out they weren't and one of them had a hair on it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)

And I guess if they were really travellers they wouldn't be in the same spot for 10 years or however long it was, maybe they should be called potential-travellers because at any poitn they can potentially travel.
I don't see why you can't get chicken or duck scratchings, or pork scratchings in different flavours like teyrakki. Marks'n'Spencor do these packets of crispy bacon which are like, well, it's thin bacon that is really really crisp, I think I'd rather have them than pork scratchings. I sometimes eat a whole packet in one sitting in lue of crisps.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Crime is not a black and white issue
which is why we have courts to deal with it, rather than the Daily Mail. But I suspect you already know this.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:26, Reply)

According to the Daily Mail it is almost exclusively a black issue

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)

I thought black people were ok now?
It's those dirty Eastern Europeans that keep me awake at night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I don't know anymore, i'm so scared and confused!
*climbs roof to protect precious lead*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Criminal law is pretty much black and white

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:28, Reply)

According to micheal jackson, "it don't matter"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Who?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

Micheal jackson; you know that singer who loved ougs and children

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

He never considered the consequences of a number of his own actions
I wonder if he nonced up his own pretend kids
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)

They are not pretend kids, I mean they exist.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Yes
But each crime is treated on its own individual merits (bad choice of word).
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)

There should be uniformity is how crimes are dealt with as a rule
If I had a go on your senile gran, the fact that she was begging for it wouldn't really mitigate her being unable to consent to having a good seeing to.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Is she a 'fresh' with the young men?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Lynching is.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:29, Reply)

As Lynching does

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I didn't have Bet down as a kiddie fiddler.
Alec on the other hand....
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)

They're all at in on that street.
Emily Bishop is the biggest of all the nonces.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)

I would though, eh???!?
You can't beat a bit of Norris.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Norris loves it when you beat his meat.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)

With his whippet or other Northern stereotype.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Stan Boardman?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Didn't he bomb our Fish "n" Chip shops?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I heard you'd like to go twos-up on the lady-boy from the cafe with her 'husband'
You'd service both of them, and then insist that Roy cooks you a full english.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Bloody Monty.
It's the last time I tell him a deeply personal secret and think he won't blab it to everyone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:50, Reply)

You think that's bad!
He told me about that time you booked a hotel room for you and Bella Emberg. Apparently you got charged extra by the hotel because they couldn't get the stains off the sheets.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)

In case you were wondering.....
Yes, he did tell me you insisted she wore her 'Blunder Woman' costume.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

And we broke the bed.
*shames*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Finally have real internet. Woohoo!
FREE THE PAEDOS!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)

I can haz no student loan left plz!!!
Does little debt free dance
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:11, Reply)

And is the first you got in 'Mong Studies' treating you well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Actually I got A 2:2 in geography, which is probably worse!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:18, Reply)

jobsworths the lot of you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Talking of 'jobs'
I spoke with a recruitment consultant today about a contract his company are representing.

The advertisment read 'top day rate' - further investigation by me meant that his idea of 'top rate' is exactly the same as every other similar role with other agencies. I asked him why he hadn't advertised it as 'market rate' he had no answer.

The fibbing cunt.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:31, Reply)