I, for one welcome our new Northern overlords.
*proffers Eccles cake*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:46, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ahem
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1380310
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I posted before I read down.
I concede you the point.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

YES! I WIN!
In your face!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Or something

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:11, Reply)

You win the title of Top Groveler to our New Northern Overlords.
Just remember she doesn't like Eccles Cakes. I suggest red wine.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

ooh, I like them.
Does that mean I have to hand over my Southern credentials?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Apparently not
The northerners below this seem to dislike them. Perhaps they are just made for export to the south?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I hate Eccles cake.
Just saying,
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I have never had Eccles Cake.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 9:57, Reply)

You're missing nothing
It looks like dead flies in pastry
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

^this

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

i don't think i could eat one of those nasty fly cemetery fuckers
if you were paying me per squashed fly.

when i was a kid, my dad rang home from work for something, and mentioned that a client had sent him a massive box of cakes. we were NEVER allowed cakes or sweets or anything as kids apart from birthdays, christmas and easter. so this was a red letter day for a greedy but sugar-deprived child.

imagine my fucking guttedness when the client turned out to be the company that makes fucking eccles cakes. it was a giant box of eccles cakes.

urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

It's odd, I like garibaldi, despite the ingredients being very similar
But I can't stand eccles cakes
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

well i would never eat either
but i would imagine the garibaldi things are crunchy whereas eccles cakes are sticky and squashy and like biting into a tramps putrefying corpse?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Ah, you're more of a Chorley cake kind of girl.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Very much so
We used to get garibaldi and fig rolls every week when we were younger, that was ace.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

But I like them
Thus making it a generous and self-sacrificing gift.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I have other plans for you when I'm omnipotent.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

i thought he was already impotent?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

You mean you're not already?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Well yes, but much MOAR plans.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

*fears for previously well-guarded sweaty internet virginity*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

They are vile.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:00, Reply)

When I was at school
they used to do this one with icing on the top. That was nice.

/fat bitch
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Iced buns!!
nomnomnomnomnomnom!

I've made some sausage rolls with sausage, cheese and chilli in them. They are NOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:02, Reply)

Did you bend down to put them in the oven?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Very carefully

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Hahaha
*twinges*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:08, Reply)

A twinge would be an improvement

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Whats wrong with them?
I've never tried one but they appear to just be currants and pastry.
( Peej, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Nothing . They are very good and AA and BGB are just twenty seven types of wrong.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:07, Reply)

^ this post is twenty seven types of Wrong ^
with added bumder-ism
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Well, you'd know about bumders, what with that bloke of yours and all...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

i think that's on its way out, in all fairness
or fairyness, before you say it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:14, Reply)

+of the closet?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

i have my eye on a new victim, in case the current one does indeed go tits up
but this one might be too butch.

is there no such thing as a happy medium?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

No, the dead are too depressing.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

And they all watched this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQU4ohwvYjY
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

If you're expecting an actual cake they could be a bit disappointing.
But they are OK.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Well, yes, that's true.
Then again, the same could be said for fish cakes.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Or urinal cakes

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I know.
They taste nothing like citrus either.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:15, Reply)

.....

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Try everything in life once, Poppet.
Except for incest and morris dancing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:17, Reply)

+for fear you'll enjoy them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Oh no
You'd never enjoy morris dancing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I'm considering, in a vague kind of way
looking into the possibility of maybe one day taking up Morris dancing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:22, Reply)

No sniggering at the back.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I wasn't sniggering.
I think its a great idea and just reminds me why I like you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Me total lack of taste or restraint?
Or my willingness to make a tit of myself?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:27, Reply)

A bit of both.

( girlinthehole, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Keeping traditions alive is very important, Quey.
But perhaps you should just stick to the incest...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Have you ever met my sister?
*shudders*

Anyway, as a beardy wierdy hippy folky type I thought you'd be all in favour.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Lines have to be drawn somewhere.
And who are you calling a hippy? I'm a freak, not a hippy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Beard + Plays folk music = Hippy
In my book anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Where's Truthbert when you need it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Fucking his sister?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:21, Reply)

*rimshot*
shot job
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:23, Reply)

or supermarket sponge cakes.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 10:16, Reply)