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Who else here knew that No3l and poppet split up?
Totally looking for gossip here.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:46, 8 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Nope
Hardly surprising, really. Popping over for a weekend nobfest would be a hell of an effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Maybe you and I should get together
it's only a swift trip round the M25 for us.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:50, Reply)
that sounds like one hell of a euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)
what would your babies be like?

(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)
My gigantic head
and his gigantic stomach
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
I knew

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:51, Reply)
that's a real shame
he was just about to go over there.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:52, Reply)
This^
*sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Aye
Have you heard about what Qatar have said though?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:56, Reply)
"Fuck you Noel, you're never getting on one of our planes"?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)
"Fuck off bothering us, you booked with Qatar"?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Yeah, I imagine my response would be the same.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
*whistles*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
no but i am guessing that the ticket was non-refundable, or at least a portion of it?
airlines are like men.

ALL. THE. SAME.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:59, Reply)
They've taken £463 off him
qatar-airways.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
pretty awful
but utterly standard shitty practice.

worst of all, they WILL re-sell his ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)
I know, I've just bought it.
I mean, the poor girl must need comforting...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
And she's clearly easy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Ha

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)
You should never go there
I keep telling people "Don't go there" and they always go there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
I heard a bit of time ago
no gossip :P
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Come now Al
Everybody knew that!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)
I didn't realise Poppet was who she is until you just said that.
But I knew they'd split up.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Gonzo must be close to shitting his pants in glee.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)
I don't follow, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
I think he's close to shitting his pants most days though

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)
um.... everyone?
There was a memo. Like that time Chompy murdered that prostitute and we all said we'd keepi it quiet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:01, Reply)
In fairness, Chompy didn't update his facebook relationship status to 'Ripper'.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:02, Reply)
But his status update was
Need to buy a truck LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:03, Reply)
and a spade

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Racist

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
When are you going to change your sig?
It's really confusing when I'm not paying full attention.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:08, Reply)
Need to find a new one first, really

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Followed by
'Does anyone know how to get bloodstains off a mattress? Just asking for a friend, like'
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
No3l unfriended me from facebook.
Miserable cunt.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
pot kettle
kettle pot
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:04, Reply)
You've never given me the chance to unfriend you Al, by virtue of not being my fb friend in the first place.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
It's because of all of those negative emotions Al
you need to be more Zen.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:05, Reply)
how do you know who has unfriended you?
i wouldn't have a clue, i'd just be looking at my list of 937 friends and wondering how it was now 936.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:06, Reply)
You should tell freefair how many friends you have
He'll be well jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:07, Reply)
hasn't he fucked off for good now?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:09, Reply)
He was here making a big deal of 'how do you delete an account?' last week I think.
So possibly, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)
He must have a lot of homework or something.
Or he's trying his luck with a different account. *looks round suspiciously*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)
Apparently he'll be back
But we'll never be able to tell.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
Oh man, he must be a master of disguise
just like that fat cunt Bobby.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)
ZING!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:10, Reply)
almost as much of a ZING as being binned off on FB, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
No, that was a much better zing.
Because your attempt to point out that you had loads of friends just made you look rather sad.

Being unfriended by someone I barely know is hardly a zing at all really.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)
To be fair, it wasn't meant as a zing
I just can't imagine having that many friends.

Or in fact, any.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)
The unintentional nature simply makes it even better.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:16, Reply)
I don't have any friends either
but then I don't have a facebook. 900-odd friends seems like more hassle than it's worth
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:17, Reply)
I 'book' 'face'
I just don't have any real life friends. I'm a proper internet shut in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)
surely some people from here count as real life friends now?
Didn't you all just have a bash together?
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:20, Reply)
Yeah, but she sat in the corner and just listened to the others
and when they tried to talk to her she cried and ran away.

True story.

Her brother told me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:22, Reply)
I thought as much.
I imagined the whole day was like a day out for special kids, on the access bus to the seaside
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)
Except all menkles and no supervisors

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:31, Reply)
It's true.
But he told me you tried to touch his willy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)
See, he tells the truth

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)
Planet Dinosaur files is on in ten minutes

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I go through every now and then
and delete the people who I no longer talk to or know much about.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)
i was kidding, for the record
i have no idea how many friends i have, couple of hundred i think.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)
course it isn't, sweetheart
that's why you actually noticed when both noel and i did it. and vipros.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Okay, if you want the boring real reasons
I've been waiting for you to do it for months and was continually amazed that you didn't.

Noel I noticed because he was talking on someone elses status and it said we had mutual friends, and Vippers was because someone else pointed out that he had unfriended them, so I checked.

But, don't worry. You just enjoy how popular you are on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:27, Reply)
I've seen Moonlighting.
When do you two eventually fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)
Alright Scarpe, you've only gone and made it to THE NEWSLETTER!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)
Oh I'm used to that...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)
I reckon it already happened
Hence the seething resentment.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)
i didn't really
but thanks for sharing, i'm sorry for your losses.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:30, Reply)
I usually find out by going to post something on their wall, and finding I can't access it
So far, this has happened with *counts* 6 b3tans on FB
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:13, Reply)
*unfriends AA, just for a giggle*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:15, Reply)
#humblebrag

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:23, Reply)
Even I knew that,
I'm astonished no one has liked my sensible suggestion on Facebook though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:12, Reply)
What was your suggestion?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:14, Reply)
He find someone else who wants the flight and then just pays the name changey costs.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:18, Reply)
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:19, Reply)
Buying a flight now is probably more expensive than he paid anyway.
I think he'll still lose money but not as much.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:21, Reply)
I suggested that this morning
Probably why.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:32, Reply)
Alright speedy fingers
I didn't see it because noel deleted me as well.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:34, Reply)
What a cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)
and they call US the bullies
:'( I have feelings too.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Well, that was a waste of time me just reading through t he comments to try to figure out which one you were then wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:37, Reply)
Yeah that was, I commented on gonz's repost.
I would describe my profile pic but I'm just about to change it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)
I've heard you have the cold dead eyes of a killer
Are they in some kind of special jar?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)
I am depressingly normal looking.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)
You have a strong looking beard.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)
ha ha, actually two fairly good photos of me were taken recently,
I was just trying to put one as my profile. Then I realised how drunk I looked.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:44, Reply)
and in the other the girl sat next to me looks really fucking bored.
Which is of course a shock.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I'm shit at cross pollination of the internet.
I've just realised I don't know which one Gonz is either...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:41, Reply)
Gonz is gonz.
he can't be confused with anyone else. You shoulda come to the bash.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I would
but...you know...all the beer...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)
Good point, hadn't thought of that.
shame.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)
I'm sure I'll show my face again eventually.
Even if it's only for the first hour or two of a London one.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)
*sighs*
When IS she going to find the right sugardaddy to get her a visa.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:35, Reply)
You could always offer her yours
I mean, he's not a sugar daddy to you, but he would be to her.

After Al's finished with him, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:39, Reply)
I'm never going to be finished with him.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:43, Reply)
Train fares to Edinburgh though?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)
I was thinking of moving there too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)
I think he's too young for her.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)
She doesn't need a visa anymore
she's going to Uni in Oz instead. And she's acquiring more mad SkillZ by the second.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:40, Reply)
We've talked about her an awful lot today.
The more needy members must be hating it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:45, Reply)
No it's alright, we've talked about Swipe quite a lot too.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)
sorry, kettle
could you not hear the pot calling you black over the sound of its loud fake nervous laughter that it uses when it's too socially inept and awkward to talk to real people?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)
I think I'm probably teh most needy of the people here at the moment
and I'm fine.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:47, Reply)
name and shame here pls
name and shame
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:48, Reply)
Oh my god I've missed you.
Have you been on hols?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)
a bit of a one yer
stopped in marbs for a few days with broady. we're well overdue a fucking piss up with jorj and fiddy pence ent we?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Yeah. What about i get a later train home on Sunday 30th and have a spot of luncheon and drunkcheon?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:07, Reply)
marvellarse
i'll inform the boys
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Carbs after marbs

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:10, Reply)
Basically any female b3tan that isn't you or Clendrix

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)
or TGB surely

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)
I dunno
I reckon she's a bit needy.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)
Yeah saying "I DONT EVEN CARE"
doesn't mean you don't care.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)
this
(I totally care)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:08, Reply)
fuck me they're letting any soppy cunt in this list now aint they

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:56, Reply)
or roota
or the other ones I've forgotten about.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:55, Reply)
draw that line now man, draw a line under it

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)
This is why I don't like listing b3tans!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)
bollocks to that, totally calling it on your behalf here
its veering into mong territory here it well needs steering back
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)
or me

(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)
look, the list is closed now love
sorry but this is how it works
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:57, Reply)
Don't know enough about you,
there could be a whole bag of crazy and needy below the surface.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:58, Reply)
She's getting married
it's certain.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:00, Reply)
Do crazy people get married?
Or does getting married make you crazy?
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)
The latter, I reckon.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:03, Reply)
Ah well,
better to be crazy than die alone, in my opinion
(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:04, Reply)
Saying you need to be on a list of not needy people may not have been the best plan of attack there...

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:59, Reply)
I just can't win

(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:01, Reply)
that's OK, there are only losers here.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:02, Reply)
that's what first attracted me to the place

(DeeDee, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 17:05, Reply)
She's still got her eye on the prize

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:46, Reply)
omfg there'll be none left for the rest of us!!!!11

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:49, Reply)
There are loads of Englands left, r0sita, don't worry.
And you've got a British passport anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:51, Reply)
innit
sugardaddys are overrated anyways. been there poked that
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 16:53, Reply)

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