aight nillas.
Last night I was dubbed pretentious, to seemingly unbelievable levels. I dinnae gie a fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:05, 143 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ohhhh ho ho ho ho dozer fella, you ARE pretentious.
In the meantime, Zion I?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:07, Reply)

YES!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSdQeC6FteA
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Oooo! I like.
Tis funky!
( girlinthehole, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:13, Reply)

alright bbz?
I posted a tune for you last night but I think you had gone to bedz by that point.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:17, Reply)

Yis, I knew someone I knew would dig it.
How's the lady?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:21, Reply)

nowt wrong with being a wee bit pretentious.
It was one of the girls on here. I think she meant suave.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:12, Reply)

Yeah, they're obviously synonyms.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:16, Reply)

I know.
How silly. Typical woman.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:17, Reply)

DO YOU LIKE THE BAND ARGH

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:19, Reply)

I will check later. i am on the bus right now.
If it's dubstep or reggae then no.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:21, Reply)

It's hip hop, no gangsta, best I've heard in a year.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)

aight, will check it.
Have you heard Yonkers by Tyler, the Creator? Give it a listen.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:28, Reply)

I like, although it's a bit abrasive for me.
The beat is sweet enough.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:43, Reply)

OFWGKTA
Are like a younger Wu Tang.

Some are great, some are shit. Some dope beats. Their DJ is a bird as well. I dug that shit when he ate the cockroach and vommed that shit up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:16, Reply)

and yet you made a thread about it?
so what's new in dozer land?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:23, Reply)

I shaved my head last week. Blade 2 all over.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)

is it shiny?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)

no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)

I was just called needy,
but I'd like to make it clear I'm only comedy needy, I don't want anyone to think I'm IRL needy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:24, Reply)

and I'm not IRL desperate
wait...OK a little bit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:25, Reply)

Did you get the joke that I was saying I wasn't needy in a very needy way
I NEED TO KNOW YOU GOT THE JOKE!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:27, Reply)

yes
that was very nicely done. Do you need me to acknowledge this show of neediness, too? Otherwise this could go on for some time
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:29, Reply)

Lets just say I won this one.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)

yes, dear

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:31, Reply)

I've met you and I can verify that you are not NEEDY.
You're a decent bloke.
There. I said it.
first
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Thanks PH
you can stay now, don't listen to the others.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:13, Reply)

COOL.
I'm going to eat some KFC right fucking here.
FIRST FIRST FIRST FIRST
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Suck up

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:19, Reply)

WELCOME BACK
You're much more of a cunt than you were before. I like it.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Thank you darling. Good to see you back too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:00, Reply)

I didn't say you were unbelievably pretentious
just that you were pretentious to such a degree that some, if not most, of it must be contrived.
(berk, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Most of it is, you are correct.
S'all lolz after alls.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:30, Reply)

Oi.
Where have you landed now? I know you were moving, but did you go to the big O or Leam?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:51, Reply)

She went to the Special Place

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Hello Berk, how is your Relationship Status at the moment?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:04, Reply)

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(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:58, Reply)

Where do you stand on helmets, balders?
I like helmets, particularly ones that are shaped like eggs.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Headware?
Yeah, helmets are okay. Like, if you're on a construction site or you are a soldier or some shit.
I prefer biscuits though.
(PERSONALITY HORSE Graham Tapes - free download album - coming soon, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:09, Reply)

hairydesigns.com/gallery/helmets/creme_egg/images/creme_egg_4.jpg
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:48, Reply)

I'd love one of those on my helmet etc etc

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 19:52, Reply)

what a lovely, creamy helmet

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:08, Reply)

See, this with the comment you made on fb earlier makes me think either you've been drinking or you're somewhat more minxy that b3ta gives you the opportunity to be.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I always say rude things!
anyway, not been drinking yet, but it is HALF TERM!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:25, Reply)

So I can drive to places without obese women shuttling their spawn between school and McDonalds?
Ace!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:32, Reply)

aight TD?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Now then Dozer.
Was it today or is it next Friday?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Next.
I am listening to Teenage Fanclub as it is Friday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:40, Reply)

Is Huddersfield too far for you?
There's a training contract going there.

Edit - Teenage Fanclub - the band forever fucked over by Oasis even though McGee knew they were better.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:42, Reply)

It would be a stretch.
Which firm?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:46, Reply)

Gazzed.
It's an odd one.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:53, Reply)

yup
and I just get to work at home while everyone tells me I'm on holiday :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:39, Reply)

So I just saw that VO5 advert with the cover of Word Up! in it.
So I looked for the Cameo original on YouTube and Geordie fucking LaForge is in the video.

I'd forgotten how gay the eighties could be.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:47, Reply)

Nice, is he wearing his eyepod?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)

it helps him see the rhythms of funk

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)

No
He looks wrong with eyes. Wrong.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:49, Reply)

How did you recognise him?
Number 1, black people all look the same, number 2, that blind equipment he wore disguised his face.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:52, Reply)

so what're you guys up to this weekend
don't tell me you're all partying it up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:48, Reply)

I'm drinking shit cider and fucking about on Facebook while kind of reviewing some new music I've downloaded.
Tomorrow I'm sleeping in, going to feed my friend's cat then getting picked up to go to my other friend's house, where his mum will treat me like a son and I may just get a bit heady mashed on the Spiderman's missus, then walk cross-country to the pub and back in the dark. Sunday will be spent washing my jeans and recovering generally.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:51, Reply)

that sounds all right

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:54, Reply)

It's fucking awesome, I'm taking my mojo out with me.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:13, Reply)

I am drinking wine and listening to Teenage Fanclub.
One of my favourite bands.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 20:57, Reply)

I am also drinking wine, having just this very minute got through the door.
And I'm listening to the oven hum, that's music to my ears.
Evening.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:03, Reply)

I'm drinking wine as well
And listening to my ginger moggie purring into my left ear.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I am drinking Tanglefoot and about to migrate to wine
Following 3 pints of Windsor & Eton Broadsword, cooking, then popping out for a cheeky pint of Peroni.

I may contemplate solids at some point and might even listen to my wife. Briefly.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Can you still do the beer/wine mix?
I used to do it but even my cast iron gut gave up in the end.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

I can as long as it's only 1 or 2 glasses of wine with or after food. Otherwise I am ruined for two days.
But then, I am 38.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Maybe the food element was something I missed
I'm 43 and should know better.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Have also learned it has to be a "proper" meal - not just the stilton & water biscuits I really want.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Yeah - I don't suppose dry roasted peanuts are "a meal" really.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Add some pork scratchings and you've had two courses.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:33, Reply)

No matter how pissed I've ever been
And I've been exceptionally pissed many times - I can't bring myself to eat Pork Scratchings.

Pickled Eggs - no problem. Crisps in a mucky bowl on the bar - fine. Scampi-flavoured snacks I've done.

But not - not NEVER - Pork Scratchings.

There's no logic to this because I'll gleefully scoff back pudding and sausage which is also reconstituted offal, but I can't do pork scratchings.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Oh mate, I was vegetarian for 28 years and pork scratchings are one of the most wonderful things on this planet.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Not even for an old soak like me :(
Ham and cheese pastry puff for supper tonight.
Just about finished second glass, only one left.
Then there's a bottle of Duvel...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:37, Reply)

The fire brigade says timers in certain models of Arcelik fridges have caused at least 20 fires in the UK since 2006.
Arcelik
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Arcelik (pronounced Arch-e-lick) agrees design flaws in certain fridge-freezers are to blame for the fires
Why they telling us how to pronounce it? Hmm?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Each model of Beko appliance
has caused a house fire.

This is fun, what else do you have?
( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

ninja delete!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Aw, my Arcelik pics won't upload

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:21, Reply)

So you can ring the fire brigade
And say "help - my arch-ri-lek fridge is emitting noxious fumes and....and....bleurgh...."
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Well the next time you get the local "scallies" to nick you a fridge make sure you specify what model you want.
Good evening
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:17, Reply)

YOU
You unwittingly gave me some real-world advice and a kick in the backside I really appreciate because, apparently, I respect your opinion. Damn you, woman.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:23, Reply)

What when who whuuut

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:24, Reply)

On that there FB, just a reality check that got me thinking.
Ta.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

What did I say?
I don't remember fbing..
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

It was about how much more suited you are to tromboning him than other people he has met.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

The brown trombone is fucking funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Something along the lines of "He bought a non-refundable ticket, get over it."
Which is what I'm doing. Sort of.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Yeah, it's better for your spleen, mate

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:39, Reply)

I've found a more reasonable outlet for my viscious, untenable anger.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I have an awful feeling that Peter Sutcliffe may have come to a similar reasoning.
Please don't.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Nah, I have no pathological tendencies thank you.
I think I was perhaps misdirecting my anger previously. I'm not going to let it get to its preferred destination, merely feeling it is enough. It's a damned sight better than it would have been ten years ago, I'd have buried it and it would have poisoned my soul then. Now, it's inside but it's tangible, and I'm happy about that.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:48, Reply)

THIS POST WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY TAMPAX

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Sounds very healthy.
Maybe I should try some of that.
( jenpots, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Are you new to OT?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Don't knock this one, she's cool.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I ain't doin' no knockin', nilla.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Not really
I've posted a few times.
( jenpots, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I do apologise Miss Pots.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Ooooh jenpots.
Yeah it's kinda healthy I suppose, although I'm not sure you'd approve of the preferred target of my monstrous raaaAAAaaaageeee!
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I could take a guess :o(

( jenpots, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Not deserved, in reality, and I'm cool with that.
Like I said over there somewhere, I'm allowing myself to feel it, but not directing it, which is kinda nice.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:25, Reply)

No, if you store your anger
eventually it turns to power

/true facts
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:57, Reply)

It doesn't though
You just end up flailing around looking like a right twat.
( jenpots, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

This is where I go wrong :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

So you're content to walk about with a burning ball of fury in you?
Like a mobile nuclear power station, if you will.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I am a constant seething ball of rage.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I know you are
The question was aimed at Noel.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:20, Reply)

You are one funny guy, Robert.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:22, Reply)

No - YOU ARE ROBERT!

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:31, Reply)

You're Robert, and so's my face.
ami doin it rite?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)

Nope, there's a difference between keeping it in, and feeling it and letting it go.
It's taken me fucking years to realise this, but there it is.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:26, Reply)

So you're saying
That it's controlled, compartmented, subdued?

It's still in there, though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

No, it's being felt.
It doesn't have to have a target to be tangible, it just has to pass through the mechanisms that let you feel it. I'm a fucking master of suppressing/realising/releasing anger, I've been doing it for twenty years, although the releasing part has only been around since the last therapy sessions.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:32, Reply)

So it's there
And I don't know how you want it to manifest itself.

It's an energy and how does it spend itself?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:35, Reply)

I could talk for days about this.
I'm quite happy, these days, feeling emotions. I used to keep them in and bottle them up, particularly resentment and anger. I use the analogy of a filing cabinet in the back of my brain, with these dark, rotting emotions stuck at the back of drawers that never got opened. After ten or more years sat back there poisoning my mind, I got some therapy and brought down the barriers to letting them out. I didn't have to be a seething volcano of explosive anger, a danger to all around me. I was in control of my emotions and I could keep tabs on the extent the impacted the outside world. Now, after plenty of work, I let myself feel these formerly-"negative" emotions so they pass through me and out of my brain. They don't have to have a target other than "somewhere other than my head". Which is kind of refreshing.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Also, BERT MONKEYSEX'S MOTHER'S PENIS IS YOUR MUM'S NOSE etc etc

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:39, Reply)

Talk then
I'm not always here but lay it out.

There are occasional knobs who are actually in a far worse place than you've EVER been, but don't have the self-awareness to understand that.

Of the evening contingent, I don't think there's anyone that wouldn't let you be what you need to be.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Ahhhh see I have my outlets, that was just a comment on my experience with my own emotions.
Hopefully I've explained how I manage to feel things without a specific external target for them :)
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:48, Reply)

In the middle of an epic battle
between bakewell tarts and no bakewell tarts I managed to leave the diet coke I'd gone to the shop for, on the side
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Good work. I used to work for Coca-Cola and I can tell you that bakewell tarts are much better. Fact.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

But diet coke is so nice

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Coke Zero is better.
Not that I drink any of them - they don't have any alcohol in them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I had a small glass of port earlier
delicious.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Nice. Next time have a large glass!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I'm off alcohol for the moment
in the main. I walked far enough yesterday though to even out one glass of the stuff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

WILL NOBODY THINK OF THE TARTS

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:26, Reply)

I think of tarts all the time
Lustily.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:28, Reply)

I'm sure she'd be glad to know

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I was pretentious once upon a time.
But I've lost all ability to be so anymore, after being thrown off my plane this afternoon. Not fit to fly apparently, fantastic.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Oh excellent, I love a bit of Barryoaks, me
lets have some more details.
( Kroney, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:03, Reply)

if only he kept a blog

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:34, Reply)

You hilarious tit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I'm guessingthere may have been alcohol involved....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Are you still in Poland then?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:15, Reply)

I'm a sanctimonious cunt
but honestly, if you were my mate, I wouldn't have taken you on the fucking trip in the first place.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Bore off dad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Keeping it down to earth again ;)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:50, Reply)

I am that rock n roll, I just listened to Joe Boot and now Gene Vincent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Sweet Gene Vincent....
There's one in every town, doncha know?

Oh christ, I remember the day I bought that album.
15 seconds into side 2 I turned round from singing/posturing at the window to see my mum standing at my open bedroom door.
Staring at me.
It all changed that day.
Forever.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Aight plumberman.
I admit- the Gene Vincent tune was on Weatherall's Sci Fi Lo Fi mix.

A superb mix album. Look it up.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:36, Reply)

It took me yonks to reply to my own post, dude, aight?
Is that how it's done?
Anyway...
Any tunage with sci-fi-lo-fi in the title must be wurt a lissen, aight?
Check out New Boots and Panties, if you don't know it already. It's pretty fucking awesome.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Context alert whoop-whoop
It was late 1980, so I was 11.
New Boots and Panties had been out 4(?) years.
Got it with birthday money from my gran.
Bought it in Pink Panther Records in Carlisle, a truly fine ollddee woorrllddyy record shop.
I'd listened to the album twice straight through so knew that side 2 (oh yeah, still got almost all my vinyl btw) kicked off with an unaccompanied Ian Dury assualting the mic with a proper barrage of obscenity, specifically:
"ARSOLES, BARSTERDS, FACKING CANTS AND PRICKS"
Still in my top 5 after nearly 20 years ;)
And mum never told the old goat.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 21 Oct 2011, 22:49, Reply)