Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday to You
Happy Birthday Dear Gooooooonz
Happy Birthday to You

Please leave a suitably mis-spelled message here for Gonz.
( thealternativefact, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:40, 36 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Dear Gonse
Happy Burthday - looking forward to sooshy later XX
( thealternativefact, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Hippy bathday!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

for double pee

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Sorry about the sauce on your face, in fairness I was aiming for your hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)

dad...?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

son...?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:54, Reply)

nicole...?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

papa..?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Out screwing your way round Paris again?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Out being unfaithful to mama again?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:28, Reply)

He's wanking like a safari-park chimp right now.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

its the tongue what sets him off, it just looks so fucking saucy

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Happy birthday Gonz!

( Kroney, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Hippy bathday Ganz -
go to TGI Fridaye for free cayke
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Deyre Gons.
Hipy Bufba. I hope you gets prezznts and some secs from a lady.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Da good secs.
Not da strap-on secs. Not again.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

A donation has been made in your name to the "Save the donkeys of Palestine from itchy saddles" charity
OH FUCK YOU MAN, FUCK YOU
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:53, Reply)

OH GEE OH GOSH
What this poast needs is more stream of con-shus-nus (I donno how to spell that so I broke it down) plus deatails about the A-MAYZING birthday food that will be eaten. I'm hoping that Ma' will bayke something cos she always does something for _insert undeserving family member_ and they arent always greatful. Anyway happy birthday 9onz0, I only wish this post had been as funny as I thought it would in my head...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Dearest Gonz
We all had a whip-round for your birthday and managed to get £500 together. I was about to spend it on an industrial-sized deep-fat fryer and a pallet of lard, but on the way to the catering supplies company I was accosted by a scabrous junkie who told me he needed £500 to get his hair cut so I gave it to him instead.

Soz, and also LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Happy Birthday lovely Gonz!
I have a cuddle waiting for when I see you next.
( wanderlust, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Right. Thanks.
No, seriously, thanks. Thanks a lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I'm sure you're welcome.

( thealternativefact, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Or maybe not...

( thealternativefact, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I'm not even allowed to wish someone a happy birthday?

( wanderlust, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:14, Reply)

oh lol

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:29, Reply)

freylekh geburtstog Gonz!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Haipy birfdhay ghons
luhf yew lostz yyyyy
(PsychoChomp, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Deer Gonz
I have wrote you a birthday story.

Once upon a time there was a small pug called Pugface who was out admiring the wonders of the Beverley Hills of North London when out of no where his owner was struck by a wheel of cannonbear that had been dropped off the roof of Tescos by an evil looking pidgeon. OH NOES thought Pugface, now my owner is dead and I'll have no where to live.

Then Pugface saw a jolly little jew skipping down the road eating sushi and drinking yop that had been purchased in Cockfosters because no where in Southgate sells it anymore, which is ridiculous because they totally used to sell it but then they stopped for some reason which no one knows. Anyway Pugface waddled up to the skipping man who had stopped for a smoke and was ordering Chinese on his phone from the place next door and looked sad. The man couldn't resist his little puggyface and took him home with him.

The End
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Needs more bommyknocker.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Harpy burthdae Gonzzzzzer
Howpe you get evrything you wesh four. Espeshulley cayks and laidee seks.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Happy birthday, Gonz.
May all your food-related dreams come true.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Happy birthday Goonz.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Happy Birthday G0nz
I hop you have a cracking time and get to eat lots of ncie food. :)
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Oh man ! Cheers everyone =DDDDD

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:53, Reply)

You having a good one chief?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:00, Reply)

HIZZLE BIZZLE POPZIZZLE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)