i have to say
there are fewer conversations in life that are duller than someone saying: "so i had this dream last night...."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:44, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Unless it's my kid, her dreams are mental.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:45, Reply)

I think most kids are.
My daughter woke up terrified after driving the school bus. She is 4
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

She shouldn't be driving the school bus then
It is terrifying to wake up driving though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

i think that's just because she's your kid
so you are biologically programmed to think everything is wonderful.

on the plus side, bm's latest non-comedy comedy account is now gone. should give about 4 days of peace before the next one can start posting.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

you know he's talking about this on /talk right now

( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:56, Reply)

unless he is having a big flouncy meltdown i can't even be bothered to click "talk" to check
dullest weirdo EVER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Mine aren't, that's the problem
I tend to dream about places I've been and things I actually do or have done. The people in my dream also tend to be people I know - to the extent that I occasionally have a hard time deciding if something really happened or not.

The only unusual thing is that I tend to dream from loads of different viewpoints when I do have a strange dream - the other night I was someone else while running away from a herd of cows on the seashore, then myself as I got further away, then someone else who was watching the person that had been me as he arrived at a safe place.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Unless
The other person then looks at you with an expression of quiet panic, and refuses to tell you what the dream was about.

Then, later on, you see them holding a marrow and looking at you speculatively.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Or weirder than...
" I had a dream about you last night "
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

i only care about that if i fancy them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Fair enough.
Do you tell people if you have porno dreamed them?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

This could cause some issues
I've had some mental porno dreams about people
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)

i don't think i've ever had a porno dream. it always turns into something more surreal before anything happens.
but if i did, i probably would, yeah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Sweet.
I can't imagine anything better than being told that someone fucked your brains out in their dreams last night.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:57, Reply)

er
how about them ACTUALLY fucking your brains out last night?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Erm, yeah.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Quite right
It's up there with girls who bang on and on about their latest bloke all the time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:47, Reply)

oooh, i haven't done that for a few minutes
things ARE very confusing with the ex right now, i don't know what is going on there at all, and i have 2 others that i am seeing next week. i think one of them may be a pervert.

what shall i do, internetman?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Fuck the pervert

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:50, Reply)

but it's such tragically predictable perversion, honestly
he texted and said: what are you up to? and i replied: just misbehaving with the flatmate. then i thought it sounded a bit dodgy, so said: we're just drinking wine and gossiping!

has he let up about fucking 3somes or me talking him through a double act ever since? urrrrgh. lipstick lesbianism is SO 1996 ffs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:52, Reply)

1996 was a good year.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:58, Reply)

It was for me.

( girlinthehole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

at some point he has to take the hint
him: we could have drinks and maybe you could talk me through some stuff

me: OR we could go to westfield to the cinema and for dinner.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

That just isn't going to be on his agenda, is it?
You have teased him with a bit of info and now, like any bloke, he wants all the gory details.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:02, Reply)

if i fancied him more, perhaps i would mind less
but it would be nice to find a guy once in a while who wasn't into girl on girl and sexy underwear. i mean, where are the guys who get turned on by chick flicks and chocolate?

oh, right. in G-A-Y.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:05, Reply)

just put out love
he's obviously not gonna love you for your peersonality
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

oh hai bert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1417207
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I'm increasingly of the opinion that this is Truthbert

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:10, Reply)

i'd argue, but unfortuanteluy i've been banned
soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Not only that, but I have you on ignore too
It is like you don't exist anymore.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:16, Reply)

somthing went wrong with the internet there foe a minute and i couldn't reply
i was gonna say fucken 'ell, now even i'm questioning my existence
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:21, Reply)

it's totally bert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Then why is it not having a breakdown?
Hell we seem to have pushed baldmonkey into one, I thought bert was more fagile.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:22, Reply)

not bert, dun even know who bert is just here having a chat with my homies

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

he'll be going on about floppy aubergines soon, you just wait

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

if anything her indoors undercooks the vegg, so it's actually chunky and thick really
i prefer it a bit softer mind, she's just not a great cook
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:30, Reply)

of course bert, i'm sorry
how IS your sister?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Quite slack by now I should imagine

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

she's got 3 kids so i think so yeah
she and mum had a fallign out recently cos she's moving home and got a iPhone 4S
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:39, Reply)

my sister's swell tahnks for asking!
you got any siblings?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Could be worse
I'd rather have a boy that wanted me to talk dirty to him about lesbians than have one that constantly wants anal.
(berk, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)

hmmmmm
most want anal whilst you talk dirty about lesbians.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Personally I'd take smutty talk everyday of the week.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Not another one with a gay boyfriend

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

maybe your cunts too slack

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Westfield and cinema
Sounds awesome, maybe you should take me on a date.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:12, Reply)

What sort of date does Jobseekers Allowance buy?
Not much in the consumerist Mecca that is Westfield I imagine.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:14, Reply)

so long as you aren't the kind of rude cunt
who lets the girl pay for everything, and has to have it pointed out to him that she has actually paid because you fail to say even a small "thank you", and even then your response is: "yeah, i assumed you had"...

... well then, you couldn't be the worst date i've ever had. but second place is still open if you want to give it a go.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:19, Reply)

What happened to sexy boy?
Have you kicked him into touch?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:23, Reply)

it's complicated
ask me in a week :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Good luck.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

thank you!
i would need less luck if he weren't SO fucking sexy...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:34, Reply)

*sympathises*
I am a fucking sexy bastard also.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I give good dates, I'm good value, even if the person I'm on a date with isn't.
I'm free pretty much any evening this week. Gaz me, it'll be fun.
( WormuIus, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Don't forget hitch-hiking stories.
I remember these from years ago, so dull.
I don't think people hitch anymore, not seen one for years.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Don't say that, then
Honestly, do I have to do *all* your thinking for you?
( Kroney, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 10:04, Reply)