I think I buy the cheepest fags you can get and they're £5.31 for a 20 pack.
Some places still have them for £5.03 though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:04, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I stopped smoking when they went up to £3 a pack.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)

When Dinosaurs ruled the earth....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Oh it's like that is it?

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Only kidding.
Must have been a good while back though I can maybe just remember them being around £3 a pack when I started.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I was about 27.
So nearly twenty years ago.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I was 11 then.
I hadn't yet started smoking. Lack of commitment on my part. Poor show.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I was 3

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

i was minus five!/20!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

0.25?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Alright everyone.
I'm old!!!!

I get it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Nah, they are all children
not properly formed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

You mean deformed?

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Well, you've met AA.
Need I say more.

I reckon Kroney hide his deformity under his clothes.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Git.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

We have met.
Surely you knew this about me. Or was I behaving?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

You were behaving fairly well, I was doing my best
But I think that went downhill towards the end of the night...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Dear me, must have given of a false impression that I was a nice guy.
Drink will do that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

It definitely did with me.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Gave the impression that you were a nice guy?
You must drink a lot to be so all-round nice /pander
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:33, Reply)

You plum.
I meant I drank a lot to think YOU were a nice guy.

Now the insult is not so funny because I have to explain it.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I like defusing jokes like this.
It also makes you look heartless after I was so nice to you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Pfft!
I'm not your friend anymore.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Meany!
*sulks*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Yeah, it's true. I have a body that JUST WON'T QUIT
It's exhausting.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Well nobody would expect a 3 year old to smoke.
That'd be ludicrous. The cherries are very hot. Health and safety etc. Your mum was probably still blowing second hand smoke down your throat at that point.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

The pair of you may fuck right of.
Children should not be allowed on this board.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

By my working, Kroney is only about 5 years younger than you.
Does that make him a child?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Pretty Damn close.
I'm currently setting the acceptable minimum for being considered human at 30, 25 if you have nice tits.

He may just scrape in but it's close.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I'm 3 months shy of 30, do i have to leave?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)

What are your tits like?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

pretty pert even if I do say so myself

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Sadly man-tits are ineligible.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

sadly
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:26, Reply)

You should judge each case on its individual merits
Nakers, send Quey a titgaz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

*PRESSES PANIC BUTTON*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Is that what you call it?
Cheers for the Gaz, I'll open it later when no one's looking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I'm 31 and my body's started slowly breaking.
I think I qualify.
( Kroney, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:23, Reply)

On sufferance.
Just watch that smart mouth of yours.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)

That figures
That's be about the time I started smoking. *contemplates Nicotine gum wistfully*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

SO buy those and take one out.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Can you imagine how foul they'd be though.
I refuse to pay £7.30 for 20 Camel Blues since I got them for a pound a go in Krakow. I only have thirteen packs left, I genuinely don't know what I'm going to do when I run out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I think your options are:
Give up
Smoke something else
Go back to Krakow
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

My only hope is that in duty free next week they'll be relatively cheap.
Otherwise it's back to roll ups, and I'm not sure I can face that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Be a man, smoke Sovereign.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:19, Reply)

man povvo
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I can't do that, I'd fall down about three rungs on the social standing ladder.
I can't afford to drop any further.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Ahh, what it is to have standards.
I think the only thing I ever found that I wouldn't smoke was some rolling baccy called Samson. Tasted like burning plastic.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Just did the maths.
I pay £2,761.2 a year on fags, approx. I could probably go on holiday to somewhere really nice for a week, a really luxorious inside the EU, bring back a huge crate of fags, and still save a good grand or soo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Problem is you're only supposed to bring back 200.
I managed about 800 from Poland, any more would be a struggle I reckon.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I think you've not got a limit inside the EU

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I've just totted up what I spend on booze a week.
I'll be glad when my self destructive phase is over.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Probably cheaper to smoke.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)

Haha!
I love my lungs more than my liver. Besides, it will be over by the new year.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Which is coincidentally the next time I expect to be smoking.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Man up.
Smoke more now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Nah.
Not worth the bother, want to relax a Christmas and not have to be guilted for smoking or keep having to sneak outside. best to stop now and get the narky phase out of the way before when nothing's going on.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:38, Reply)

There is definitely something wrong with my brain today
I read 'narky phase' as 'hanky panky'.

Jesus, my head is really fucked.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Oh, is only cutting out the ciggies came with a hanky panky phase.....

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 Nov 2011, 15:44, Reply)