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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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New thread ffs.
I'm interested in what makes my fellow B3tans tick.

Go on, share. What is your raison d'etre?

Oh man, threadstomped twice : (

But luckily threadstomped by gentlemen.

Alt: what's pissed you off about yoghurt today?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:53, 219 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I'm totally staying under you BGB

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Best place to be.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)
*whistles innocently*
No idea what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)
What makes me tick is wine
Mmm delicious wine.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:57, Reply)
What's your favourite wine TGB?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Well I normally go for a yellow label Wolfblass
Merlot or cabernet sauvignon.

But we get a lot of wine delivered to our house that I can never remeber the name of. That's all been pretty nice. One was called Pratt Mansion I think... and the otherone had some kind of jazz inspired name...
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)

a i
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:02, Reply)
+h
"Men keep disappearing up me"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Tourette Syndrome

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 12:59, Reply)
And we BOTH deleted our threads
Look at the respect we have you for BGB
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Just because you didn't want it brought home to you
how much more everyone likes BGB than you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:02, Reply)
I'm under no delusions of popularity here Al
but you love me. And that's all I want.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:03, Reply)
I just wish he loved me too!
/needy spastic
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)
You and CQ are gentlemen.
There's no denying it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Other people for me I think.
I'd like to pretend to be an individualistic loaner with no need for other people, but the sad truth is I'm happiest with good company and get quite sad when left alone for long periods.

Sadly I combine this with being very picky about the people I actually like.

/pathetic autism
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Can I borrow five grand?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Do you want the long answer of the short one?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I'm assuming the both end with me not having 5K
So I may as well go with the short.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)
This is quite a long way of getting round to the short answer though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Just out of interest, what would the long answer have been?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no fuck of Sca-arpe.
/2 unlimited lols.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
I don't have one.
I just am.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:01, Reply)
How Zen.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:02, Reply)
I'm going to get drunk and call you at the weekend so I can pretend I'm there having a party with you guys

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Probably best do it on Friday then
as we'll be out most of Saturday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Being appreciated
and liked, and stuff.
God knows why I hang about on the internet. Bunch of miserable cunts on here.

I like making people happy, too. I'm not sure if this is related to the first point.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:04, Reply)
I love making people happy too. Haven't had the chance in a long while.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Are you talking about sex?
I wasn't talking about sex.
Now I'm thinking about sex.
mmmm. sex.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Not particularly but that is part of it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
If it helps, you made me happy by being lovely when we went to the pier.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Good! I know how daunting it can be meeting strangers off the internet for the first time.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Especially if they get between you and dry land

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)
To be fair, I've had some practice in the area
The most daunting was the time I had to fly all the way to America for a week to stay with a bunch of internet randoms.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Pierbash was lovely, wasn't it.
we should do it again when the daystar returns.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
But didn't you have to go to Weston?
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
screw you, bitch!
Screw you with Darth's!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
And even so, it was worth it.
That's how awesome those attending were.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I was in town yesterday without a coat
This is almost unheard of - it's almost December, ffs. When the daystar returns to us and teh temperature hits the giddy heights of ten or twelve degrees, we can definitely re-meet.

We've discovered that Wookey Hole has a pirate themed mini golf course!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Oh fuck yeah!
This must be done.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)
I'm actually with b3th on all of the above
Go Team Needy!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:12, Reply)
*team needy high fives*
Wait, you didn't mind that high five, did you? Was it a good high five? I hope it was okay.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)
No, don't worry, it was a great high five
It was a high five that showed me that you respect who I am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Oh, I totally do.
It's not many men would have the courage to be as camp as a boy scouts' jamboree
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Liberty, equality and brotherhood
And cottaging
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:05, Reply)
Best of all the countryside dwellings.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:07, Reply)
This is like some Oxbridge entrance exam compared to the usual OT question.
All i wanted to do was moan about how I've just been charged £2.30 for a greek yoghurt with a little bit of honey in it by the rip off merchants at Cafe Culture.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:06, Reply)
Amended for you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:08, Reply)
hahahahah.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:10, Reply)
Mini Ape is probably whats keeps me plugging away these days

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
paedo

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
grave robber

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Double lols

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Yoghurt is foul stuff.
If I'd wanted a pot of what looks like semen with cancerous lumps in it, I would have been a gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Don't knock it until you've tried it sweetheart

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Oh, so very much this.
It's not even like it tastes nice unless you overpower it's basic taste of off-milk with fruit of something.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Uuurgh, fruit.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)

/northern
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)
It makes me gag.
It's a texture thing. I'm quite happy with fresh apple or orange juice though. And lemon and lime.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
While I respect you dedication to your Geordie roots....
surely even you would admit fruit is nicer than yoghurt at least.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Nope, see above.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Gosh, it really must be genetic.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Apart from fruit there's not really much I don't like, food wise.
About the only veg I can't tolerate is celery. I don't really have a sweet tooth either, but I don't see that as major disadvantage.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)
And then get charged TWO POUNDS THIRTY for the privelage.
TWO POUNDS THIRTY.

Is my outrage clear yet? I even tutted at them I did. "Sorry, how much?" I said. "Two pounds thirty" she said. "Tut" I went.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)
This devastating put down should make the qotw popular page

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
yes, but then you gave them the money
thus ensuring they will continue to charge that mush, secure in the knowledge that mugs like you will pay it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Annoyingly I'd already paid.
It was only when I realised I got £6 change from a tenner for a bag of crisps, a coke and a yoghurt that I queried it.

So I thought I'd take positive action and bitch about it to a very small community of internetters who don't care and won't boycott a place they've never been to anyway.

Viva La Revolution.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Up the revolution eh comrade?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)
At every opportunity.
I'm been using your prolonged absent to move this forum slowly to the left. Bollocks parrot even posted a song about Lenin the other day.

*whistles The Red Flag*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Well now I'm back you won't find it so easy
*sticks Michael Gove picture up on the wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Alt: lack of loo roll
+cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:09, Reply)
I like yoghurt
although i have had none today
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:13, Reply)
*likes yoghurt high fives*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Filthy yoghurt?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Most of all.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
gloopy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)
I'm afraid the short answer is gin
Alt: Yoghurt generally pisses me off. I only eat it when I've forgotten how horrible it is
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:17, Reply)
But now you're dead you don't have to worry about food.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Excellent point
*gorges on chocolate*
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
What about gin flavoured yogurt?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I've had gin and tonic sorbet a few times before
unfortunately the first time I had it I was pretty sloshed already since we'd had a predrinks party, and I spent a long time wondering why it didn't taste like lemon, as lemon sorbet should.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Silly Zomberl.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)
It was written on the little menu placard and everything :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)
You are forgiven, the dead can't read.
Oh, hang on, i think that'd 'dance' actually.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Is that it? Just one yoghurt based outrage?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I don't like the way it's lactosey goodness
makes my guts go gonzy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Wel, what sort of fool would want to talk about something as dull as yoghurt anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Only an imbecile

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Exactly.
And we're anything but that, aren't we?

aren't we?

aren't we?
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I see you're joining us on Team Needy.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Is that the vampire or the werewolf?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)
haha! you're making me chuckle today.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I think I've found my raison d'etre

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
i said i don't like the after taste

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)
could do with some validation here big girls blouse

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)
gonna wobble in a minute

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)
i'm gonna join monty and amberl in the great forum in the sky for this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)
I find Michael Goves face to be one of the most hate inducing things in the known universe.
And when he speaks he makes it worse.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Suck it up little miss UKIP.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)
That won't work Al
I'm too apathetic to care about politics currently
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)
That's the trouble with you young people
You just don't care.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)
What are you doing with yourself at the moment?
We've all booked our Download tickets.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Wish I could book
but I have no money, and the tiny bit I have is bookmarked for Iceland in January (hopefully.) Will let you know if/when I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:49, Reply)
All their Christmas party platters are half price in January, so you'll be fine.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Every time I see and Iceland advert
I feel like smashing Stacey Solomons back doors in.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Haha *vomits*

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Yes Amberl! totally going to download with Al and probably CQ.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Oh.
Do you have to bring him along?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Yes I do.
He's my care in the community project.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Besides (and this is a helpful tip for Al as well)
if you ever need him to disappear for a minute, just take a Michael Gove mask
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Are you staying in his caravan?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Who's caravan? Al?
I've booked a yurt.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I'm probably gonne sleep in my tent.
But it will be pitched next to a caravan in case I need a wee in the night.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)
Don't you wee against your next door neighbour's tent?
And will Mrs Al be joining us?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Nah, she doesn't dig my scene.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Just any random's caravan?
I like that idea.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)
If I make it along
I shall foist myself on your company in all likelihood. Advance warning as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I have absolutely no idea!
An easy life mainly, I'd guess. Happy mrs and kids. Happy dog.

Alt:
I'm hungry and don't have any?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Alright Sporters, what time do you knock off Friday?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
It'll be a 5pm finish
Wassup?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Noel will be arriving into Newcastle on Friday afternoon, but I can't remember when exactly.
Possibly 3:45 ish I think. Wondered if you fancied a pint before we hauled him back to ours.

But then he's leaving from Newcastle at 1pm Monday, so we could do an early lunch or something. Just if you fancy.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)
It is our work's meal on the Friday lunchtime
but I'm up for a Monday pint, big style
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Excellent.
gaz me your mobile number and I'll confirm stuff. I'm hoping to give him a brief tour around the Quayside etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Done

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)
3.45pm is the right answer sir.
Sorry, I meant to text you this morning, how shit. I've been hiding from the wind.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Once at about 9.30, then again during lunch
and if he's not got any meetings, he normally tries again about 3.30m but he's not always able to get it up.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I'm spent already TBH

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)
i don't like the after taste
dunno what you mean by raison detre?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:44, Reply)
It is when you shove grapes up your arse

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:45, Reply)
well i wouldn't do that, not anymores anyway, not since i sharted claret at a busboy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

s m
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)
its all good
had me a steak slice for lunch, lady quentin didn't hang about for long, we went into a shop and something was underpriced and she complained like an old lady to get her £2 back
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Ooh, tax rebate.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)
you don't even work?? OUTRAGE

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
It's immoral and outrageous. call the Daily Mail or something.
I'm guessing it's because I overpaid tax on my redundancy payment, they said it was probable as they just looked at the year as a whole.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)
your immortal?/ fuck man, thats gonna be shit when you outlive your kids

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I don't have any kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)
well you'll oultive your mum at any rate
not in a AA way tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)
My Mum died twenty years ago, so you're not wrong there, sonny.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)
your going to oulive your dog too, did you think about that? whose gonna look after poochie?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)
oh wait this is wrong too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)
One of my fish died the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)
He drowned

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)
look at this madness your invulnerability has wreaked upon this earth
you prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
About time you had some good luck.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)
It's not a massive amount, but I shan't sniff at £275. Very handy for Christmas stuff.
Another application sent into the ether.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Better than a slap across the face with a wet fish as my nanna used to say.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)
Good stuff
Mrs Cow just got a £124 one, which sorts her strike pay tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)
I heard that Newcastle council are docking strikers wage in February instead of next month.
So is Northumberland, for that matter. An extremely generous move, especially as February is a non council tax month.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Yes, this is true

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)
laughter probably
life's too shit not to laugh with everyone you're with, as much as possible. not so much whilst on your own, perhaps. in public anyway.

just had long training session; ice-breaker was word association game. the word immediately before me was "camel". it took every atom in my body not to yell "TOE". i blame you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)
i told louise she was putting her moose hoof in my face the other day when she came over to my desk
she wasn't impressed
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Oh God yes! Even in my darkest times I've managed to see the funny side of my life.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Was it when you looked in a mirror?
OMG I CANT BELIEVE HE WENT THERE!!!!!!1111!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)
i'm going to have the london lot round for a pizza party in the new year
would you come up for it???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)
It's down for her.
But yeah, I'd be willing to come. Though I think you should apologise first for some of the totally unwarranted things you've said about my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)
don't show off your ignorance, darling
one always goes "up" to the capital.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:33, Reply)
"hump"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)
this one may in fact be what i actually said
and about 3 people had to stifle sniggers. whereas if i had screamed TOE, i think i would have been on my own.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Helping, pleasing, laughing, big views, creative masturbation and bacon.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)
I concurr with the first four.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Anyone who doesn't agree with bacon is worse than Hitler offering Pol Pot a reacharound.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)
In another life I could easily have been a jester.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Guilt.
And to be vomit-inducing, the boyfriend. He's an angle.

Alt: Nothing. I quite like it with honey and flaked almonds.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)
i admired wholeheartedly his endless capacity for sausages (boom boom)

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I think I ate a lot of them too.
They were only little, though. I can handle a lot of the little ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Obtuse?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)
He sees me as a true equilateral.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Well, he can be slightly obtuse at times, granted.
/deliberatemisreadinglols.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)
He's all right, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)
you have acute bf.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Oh god my pun brain is dying
He'll stick with me through scalene times?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)
Obtuse?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Like a goose.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)
In a papoose?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)
On the loose.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Aboot this moose.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Oh man
zinged
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)
With a moose?
In the hoos?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)
perpendicular!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)
These puns are all a bit protractored.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)
reflex?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)
fle fle flex

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)
this place is a lonely town

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)
just gogoled the lyrics and realise that i am now wrong, had no idea it was about an only child, sorry everyone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I got your drift

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)
why aye aye ya dontcha uuuuse it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)
thats on the radio about 4 times a day, i don't like it anymore now i know the lyrics

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I'm listening to Prefab Sprout now

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)
what the hell is that?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Haven't you got Google!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:58, Reply)
i googled it but i'm still none the wiser
is it a band?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:05, Reply)
hot Dog, Jumping Frog, Albuquerque

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 15:28, Reply)
He does like to go off on a

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)
TANGENT!!!1!!!!!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)
I love you.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Hello beautiful.
How's things?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)
I'm in the lolbrary with lots of work to do and no time to do it in.
I don't CARE about any of it.

Which is a bit shit as I chose the subject. How are you doing?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)
Doh.
I'm doing ok. Messed up Operation Keep Noel Busy by spending the last two days in bed, but going out for a client walk tomorrow in the windy sunshine which'll be nice.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Hope you're doing ok love.
I need to start getting busy, am thinking of starting running. Need to shift some of this weight before I'm rolling places instead of walking.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)
*sad fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Hello sweetcheeks.
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Alright thanks
in Ireland at the moment, internet is slow as fuck. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Ireland The Spirit World
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:31, Reply)
It's not fair
Amberl's meme is way cooler than everyone elses.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
"If you wanna get ahead you gorra kill yourself, man"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
i don't think you've got a meme have you scarpe?
is your meme being shitter than quentin? cos i like holding onto that crown
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Lolz and food and tunes

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I couldn't get back onto offtopic then : /
It was horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)
I'm picturing a fish that jumped out of its tank

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)
I had a goldfish that did that years ago.
Found him on the floor next to the door, solid as a rock.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Our Nicky used to get the tape measure out and write down how far they jumped before putting them back
and my nana thought one of them was a pilchard and told my aunty off for eating pilchards
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Mmmm, pilchards.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:25, Reply)
I know a song about that.
I saw a fish, where? On the floor by the door, right there.

Hang on, that doesn't sound right.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:23, Reply)
yeah your confusing fish with windmills there pal

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)
*sings*
That's why I'm solid.....
Solid as a rock!
That's why this fish is.....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)

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