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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucking /talkers, noobs or whatever killing/off topic.
We must be being welcoming again. If this carries on /talk will wither away while we grow fat and strong....

Sorry lost my thread there.

What are you up to this evening?

Alt: Skulls are cool, discusss.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:49, 384 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Can we grow any fatter as a collective?
I shall be writing like fury later on in an attempt to finish this story

Alt: Not unless you are a 13 year old emo
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:53, Reply)
I am growing fatter via the medium of MOAR beer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:55, Reply)
I'm getting less fat ATM
I expected to grow out of skulls, but I never have.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)
Me neither.
Nearly bought another skull t-shirt but I stopped myself.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:47, Reply)
Shame.
One can never have too many Skull T-Shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:06, Reply)
I use mine to keep my brains in

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 18:54, Reply)
alt: got my mate a bottle of this for his birthday
crystalheadvodka.com/welcome

he was well chuffed.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:03, Reply)
i like, but is it decent vodka?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:05, Reply)
Seems so

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Worth it for the bottle alone.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:07, Reply)
*wants*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:59, Reply)
Right, offskis to the doctors to cure my bad-farty-aids.
I hope you all do nice things in this thread while I'm gone. Breasts are always good, you could talk about those and it have the bonus of annoying joyless twats.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:11, Reply)
Oh,
so we ain't welcome?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Sensitive soul ain't ya?
Personally I think new blood is a good thing, but I do sometimes miss the times when people were given a harder time at first before gaining acceptance. It weeded out the lackwits. That suburban Sid James chap would have run away crying that's for sure, in fact I rather suspect he did.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:08, Reply)
I don't think he ever replied
is he Freefair in disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I miss freefair,
he only came to /talk once, and really didn't last long. Do you have him hidden away here somewhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:12, Reply)
I suspect he has returned
though there has been less talk of his GCSE results
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:13, Reply)
There are strong paralels
not least running away when the argument gets serious. who knows, who cares. We have a perfectly good resident Thacherite, we don't need another.

Speaking of with, have you seen, will you see the Meryl Streep (apols for spelling) film?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Not going to see it
I suspect strongly that they'll have softened her right up, and I think it is distasteful to make a film of her while she is alive
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Barely....
Yeah, I see your point, also I'd find it hard to watch with out gritting my teeth, shame as I'm interested in the subject matter. I think you should get a wig and a twin-set and do a tribute Thach at the next bash. I'll role out my Ken Livingstone impression, it'll be like Al Vs Swipe but with less underlying sexual tension.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:21, Reply)
A hot friend of mine dressed as Thatcher for a party
the result was intriguing yet disturbing as she looked a *lot* like her
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I think you could pull it off.
This is not in tended as an insult.

I can see a Hot Thach being disturbing alright, maybe in a good way.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:25, Reply)
I may disturb some people by doing that at some point in the future

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:27, Reply)
I think this is an awesome idea.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:38, Reply)
I for one will wait for the DVD and watch it then.
It will be interesting regardless.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:23, Reply)
It's rated a 12A though
not suitable for miners
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:24, Reply)
Lol

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:24, Reply)
it's this sort of statement that makes me think the /talk and you lot
are really very very similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)
More needy fat chicks over here
more dribbling fools over there. But basically the same mix
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)
I saw that

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Chalk up one dribbling fool for /offtopic
do you want to be /talks needy fat chick? Like a hostage exchange of stereotypes
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:17, Reply)
dunno.
Wouldn't want to upset JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:25, Reply)
He'll never know
just talk about your tits a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:30, Reply)
Nah, they want to be cunts but the inner fluff seeps through
We want to be fluffeh but can't help being cunts from time to time. the end result is similar but the motivations are different.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)
I like my skull. Not sure about the contents though...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:34, Reply)
Is it always as simple as that as soon as you don't like someone any more that they like you?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:41, Reply)
this post makes my brain hurt

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:48, Reply)
I'm confused/not sure what to do and it's affecting my ability to make sense.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)
have you been huffing glue?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)
Tell her you love her,
but you are not IN love with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:52, Reply)
Ah! the old drop out clause.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)
'I love spending time with you'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:54, Reply)
Don't forget, 'you're too good for me'.
I've heard them all.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:57, Reply)
what about
I don't want to hurt you, ever, and i don't trust myself at the moment. maybe one day I'll change and settle down, but right now, I want to be free?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:01, Reply)
or,
look, I really do love you, more than I've ever loved anyone before, but I'm scared of those feelings, and every time I see you I want to run a mile and hide.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)
or,
We are meant to be together, but not yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)
or,
You are so beautiful that I'll always feel insecure around you, and I can't live in your beautiful shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)
or,
To be honest I prefer fat chicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:37, Reply)
or,
It won't work. I've got a detachable penis and your gash is too tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:38, Reply)
or,
I heard you've got a 3rd nipple and I can't handle odd numbers.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:39, Reply)
or,
STOP FOLLOWING ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:41, Reply)
or,
When I get out of prison, I'm gonna find you.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:47, Reply)
or,
we'll see how I get on with the cancer, and if I survive, maybe we'll hook up
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:49, Reply)
or
WILL YOU BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:48, Reply)
ruiner.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)
thats what the laideez call me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:58, Reply)
crikey quentin,
that's not true is, from the description of your works do you're a needy spastic in the real world too.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:59, Reply)
haha, total stud muffin here winders, theys be throw themselfs at me
it turns out it WAS tricky who went to Sashsa as well you know, dirty little bastard thinken he can get his end away

He's gettin married in six months the DIRTY boy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:03, Reply)
dirty little fucker,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)
'Your dungeon is just TOO much'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:02, Reply)
You can never have too much dungeon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:13, Reply)
Fritzl lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)
I don't want to give her ideas.
I like the girl who I was with on Saturday, the one that makes me laugh and uses the word cunt liberally.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 19:57, Reply)
tell her you need some space,
to clear your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:00, Reply)
we don't like sensible ideas here

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:04, Reply)
alright,
create a complex mime set to the music of Orange Goblin to show your true feelings in a one man show where only the people involved and your mum are invited.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Why don't you just tell the truth.
Crazy fucking idea I know, but it might just work.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:13, Reply)
I will obviously.
I just think it's sod's law the way it's all panned out.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)
Good lad!
Shit happens.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)
cunt punt her into next year

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:03, Reply)
tell her you'll meet her in the park at midnight
send chompy in your place
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:04, Reply)
Not a clue what you mean by that Baz.
SO I shall answer "probably"
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:09, Reply)
This evening I am mostly being in pain from two broken teeth.
This is making me do a sad.

Alt: Yes they are. Unless they contain broken teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:07, Reply)
why are your teeth fucked?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:07, Reply)
Killer gingerbread.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:10, Reply)
they must have been a bit rubbish to start with...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:10, Reply)
I tried to eat a piece of fucking Lebkuchen.
Bastard was like concrete, and my teeth on one side are already weak as fuck because I stress grind them.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:10, Reply)
fucking german bastards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)
I no, rite?
It's not bloody good enough.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Einan nein richt?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Was?
Soll das Deutsch sein?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)
deubes ein spiegeleye

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Get Falsies
then you cna pop them o0ut for blowjobs. win all-round.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)
Right! nobody make me laugh.
I've got a facemask on.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:14, Reply)
*waves willy*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:15, Reply)
Fuck!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)
*living room LOLs*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Is it a V for Vendetta one?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)
No it's a kaolin one.
Now I want a Vianetta.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:17, Reply)
This evening I shall be moping about the parlous state of my finances
and attempting to pack for returning to my parents for Christmas. Thus far I have mostly sat in bed and eaten chocolate. It's not going well.
(berk, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:28, Reply)
You think you've got it bad?
I've run out of gherkins.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:32, Reply)
First world problems, eh?

(berk, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:36, Reply)
It's one bloody thing after another berk.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:36, Reply)
I discovered a new phrase today
"Zero world problems" it's stuff that goes beyond 1st world problems, like whan you can't be bothered to get off the sofa to get the remote to change the channel.

Bad explanation, good phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:41, Reply)
HI QUIXOTE/DAD

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Oright son.
Meds wear off then?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:44, Reply)
i had today off and done gone been and went out to the shops and got some stuff for CHRIMBO
how about you quixote/dad?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Been at work
also got an eye test/ordered some new glasses. This evening I went to the docs and got enough drugs to cover me for the christmas period. all battened down for xmas now.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)
fucken hell dude, you couldn't have been more boring if you'd told me you were painting the BBC building beige

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Yup, all dull, but all necessary
and it's all out of the way now, so I can have christmassy funtimes for the rest off the week.

Now I'm drinking milk.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:57, Reply)
what kidna milk?
I had a Crusha last night, it was kewl
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Longlife semi-skimmed
you're right that is dull even for milk. I do have Nesquick in the cupboard though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:05, Reply)
WHAT KIND?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Did I mention I had a sore face?
I have a fucking sore face.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:41, Reply)
stop using it for fucken then
hahahahaLOL

oh, me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:42, Reply)
I'm chilling out with some wine and hoping my pre-interview test
went well enough to be invited back for an interview in the new year. There was a woman who used to work at the same place as me there. That was a bit weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Which job is this?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:38, Reply)
Big Lottery Fund.
It's only a three month contract but a potential foot in the door. Two jobs up for grabs, about eight people at the test today.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:43, Reply)
Good luck!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:46, Reply)
I am, of course, assuming that there was only one testing session today and there wasn't a production line...
I got there by 2:30 and didn't see a big group of people come out just before we went in, so...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:59, Reply)
surely one before lunch and one after?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Possibly.
Mine was at 3pm, and there were 8 of us in the session. There were no others waiting in reception when we left.

*Shrugs* if it happens it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:03, Reply)
if it doesn't send them a bot dog

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:04, Reply)
you need more baskets and less eggs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:04, Reply)
I'm going through it at that moment too,
not really in need of a new job, but bored of this one, and can't afford to do what I really want yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I'm currently dolescum
so am applying for everything I think I could do at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:18, Reply)
I was in your place this time last year,
got fired from a place (long story) and had to take on anything I could get, been stuck in this place for a year, and am now in a position to start being picky and do what I want, rather than just whatever pays the mortgage.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:20, Reply)
hi guys! Who missed me?
EVERYONE OK?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:39, Reply)
I went shopping after work
I thought it was time to get in the christmas spirit. I bought fuck all.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:47, Reply)
well i appreciate that you tried man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:49, Reply)
I sent you my list.
Surely there was something on it in your price bracket?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:57, Reply)
life
boyfriend
sausagemeat
moar cats
cake

it was all a bit far-fetched don't you think?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:00, Reply)
Cake is cheap Quentin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:01, Reply)
not to me it ain't, love
not to me it ain't

:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:03, Reply)
We're getting a kitten

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:01, Reply)
what sort?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:04, Reply)
strawberry

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:10, Reply)
thats not a real thing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)
I'm guessing
The 'small cat' sort.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)
fucks sake you lot are hard work
they come in different colors you know, your worse than that quixote bloke mentionin his nesquik but not sayin what flavour

fucks sake
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)
It's a present quentin,
so I don't know. Will find out next week. If you like I'll take a photo of it so you can decide for yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)
o right, i was thinking you were buying the kitten for a kid or something
you know, cos kids are needy
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:32, Reply)
I was unable to find something
As lovely as you are, so I got you nothing (but I did see a Zombie calendar and thought of you)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:01, Reply)
bit harsh.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:02, Reply)
It isn't meant to read like that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:04, Reply)
gotta be careful with language,
can easily upset some cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:13, Reply)
NO YOU CANT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:02, Reply)
Well, I'm going to be really late at work tonight.
I'm on my own and bored and the damned thing's fallen over and I have to wait for it to be fixed. Added to that, there was a problem earlier and it was delayed for an hour. On a normal night I should be almost finished by now, but I've barely started.

Fucking bent.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)
are you a prozzie?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:57, Reply)
Has married life got boring already?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:58, Reply)
While the cat's away the ape will play.........................with his internet chums.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:59, Reply)
drinkning at home and chatting to you lot about sums it up
but it works for me
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Works for us too.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:04, Reply)
arrrr, I love evening B3ta, so much friendlier than daytime bully b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:05, Reply)
awwwwh

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:06, Reply)
It's that bully Monty!
And his acolytes.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:08, Reply)
we are too sleepy and drunk in the evening to be mean

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Ay oop Caves.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:13, Reply)
ow do?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)
'e is a reet bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:09, Reply)
That's because we're all lovely.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I'm not, I'm horrid and scary.
Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Oh yeah
Terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Oi!
Don't fuck with the mystique.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Isn't that a variety of Lynx?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Nope
Not tonight, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 20:58, Reply)
phillip schofield is doing a monologue on ITV...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:03, Reply)
i'd rather not know
the orange skinned silver fox cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:06, Reply)
is he meant to be
or is he just going mad and you are watching his sanity unravel until he pulls out a gun and shoots his brains out?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:06, Reply)
yeah, not sure what the program is.
some sort of comedy review
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:08, Reply)
i just came back from archery
first go on my new bow - yay! Need to buy a sight, though

alt: yes - I got my co worker a skull and some fake blood for secret santa. She wrote the name of a naughty student on it and now it decorates the classroom
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:05, Reply)
Are they like Gun sights?
If so I have a spare.

Alt, love it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)
A spare?
You have a gun?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)
3 Pistols and 2 rifles.
Air guns, obviously, but they take standard telescopic sights, or some do.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)
you're not in to air-soft are you?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Nope, these are 'proper' airguns.
not shot them in 10 years though, need to sell them on.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Well come the zombie apocolypse I'm stopping with you ok?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Sure, but the air guns are no good for that.
No stopping power, the swords on the other hand....
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I'll bring a big stick.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I have several.
A decent axe would be good.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Don't have an axe.
I'll bring biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Supplies are always good.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Fair enough.
*packs lube and clean knickers*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I've got a foam dagger, sword and polearm
also a crossbow with foam bolts

not sure this helps
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Only against undead LARPers

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:29, Reply)
that'll do

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)
no, they need to fit on the riser

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)
you reckon you could kill a rabbit with your bow?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)
nope
1. I would be too much of a wuss
2. I would miss
3. You need arrows for that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)
I'm guessing wherever you have been to do archery has arrows,
or you've just had a really boring evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:18, Reply)
heh, yeah
I have some of the club ones, really, I was just being pendantic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:20, Reply)
pedantry is just a way of being mean to people.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)
She's a big bully, be careful.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I'm not sure you lot are as nice as you think you are.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I'm not sure you're a pig.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:26, Reply)
photo in profile.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Yeah, me too.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I actually have that moustache
Connery, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:31, Reply)
This makes two of us then.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:32, Reply)
wait, really?
Do you use moustache wax or are you lucky and it just sits well?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I need to get some wax.
On good days it does what I tell it, other days it can be a bit scruffy. Mostly if I style it right when I get out of the shower it stays when I put it., similar with the beard, which is a bit bigger than connery's.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)
i have to use wax,
smells nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:40, Reply)
What kind do you use? I'm open to recomendations.
I've tried Dax, but it's too greasy for my taste.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:41, Reply)
This stuff at the moment,
www.mr-wax.com/
but again, it's a bit greasy, never really settled on any I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)
There was a website that had a recipe for making your own
this allowed you to alter the consistence yourself. If you're interested I'll gaz it you when I'm next at work (it was sent to me by a colleague).
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)
totally,
gotta be smart for a few big events in the new year.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I'll dig it out tomorrow, if I remember.
Edit: Google was my friend: www.handlebarclub.co.uk/wax/diy.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)
cheers boss.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)
haha! I like the name.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)
could you answer my question please? it is bugging me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Which was?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:37, Reply)
strawbrerry
chocolate
bananaa?

what kind of nesquik?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)
fanny batter

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)
oh fucken nasty cant

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:40, Reply)
depends on the source surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:41, Reply)
i ent never seen one that didn't look like santa claus chewing a pavlova

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)
This makes a good Moustache wax.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:41, Reply)
OK, found it
strawberry and Banana.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)
oh look at mister posh with his two nesquiks
do a bit of both, have yerself a fucken cocktail why don't you?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:41, Reply)
I have done this.
It's rather disappointing
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)
don't take away the dream, man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Same for Banana and chocolate
it's like they cancel each other out. Never tried strawbery and chocolate though.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:47, Reply)
don't spoil the surprise! i'll pop to lidl the morra an get some myself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Let me know how it goes.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I'll link you to my blogspot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:52, Reply)
What do you want? Mother Theresa?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:26, Reply)
Crikey,
bit sensitive, only sharing my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Not really.
I imagine she's a bit of a killjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:28, Reply)
she is drier than a dead dingo's donga

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Likes it up the shitter though.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:43, Reply)
I'll bet your arrows have velcro on the end of them.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:32, Reply)
and are attached to some string
that's how catch wabbitts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:35, Reply)
ACME arrows are good for not catching Road Runners
meh-meh!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I have one more batch of truffles and one more batch of chocolates to make and I'm DONE

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)
*has baited breath*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Oh and my dad's present to wrap. Shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)
i miss rachelswipe :(((((((

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Text her

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:47, Reply)
i ain't got her number, what you take me for?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I thought your sparring was just an act and that you were giddin id awn

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)
i asked her out and she shot me down roots, it was devastatin man
and now you come along here reminding me of her with your fat chick thread

:(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)
What fat chick thread you cunt?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)
o i got truffles and cake and shit
you says, like i give a tuppence
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I'm making them for other people. I ain't eating them because I'm not a fat chick on the internet.
Well I eat a bit for quality control. Jerry Springer's coming with a crane tomorrow to get me to 'the mall'.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:57, Reply)
all i read was fat chick on the internet and crane to get me to the mall
if the pain of missin rachelswipe gets too much i'm gonna have to top myself an its christmas an all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Want some truffles?
They've got botulism
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)
i'd love one thanks, you running a delivery service?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)
My dad's been coming round, picking them up and delivering them

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)
wicked
top bloke your dad, shame he's up your mum cos i'd be right in there otherwise
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)
He chinned a mugger the other day.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)
fucken hell, is your dad rambo?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)
He's little.
And he used to be a redhead.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I knew you was a ging.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Father would have loved me more if I was :(

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)
nah, your mum's the carrot toucher in the family

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Oh aye

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)
that'll be it then, gingers are a feisty bunch
i heard hucknall once chinese burned a whole army of buddhist monks.

course over there they just call it an arm burn
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Fiery cunts*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)
Evenin' Roots.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Wotcha

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I started my Christmas shopping this evening!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Fuckin hell i thought i cut it fine. I salute you.
Ever played chicken on Christmas Eve?
Me and my dad once got a shop woman to open the door, pass us a scarf we'd chosen through the window and take our money "You gotta have the right money I've taken the tills out!"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I didn't buy anything, I just went to the shops for a bit.
I'm looking at Amazon at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)
i have Friday off so
I'll start then. Might do some tomorrow evening if things are open. I hate shopping and I have crowds. Stupid christmas
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)
you can get a cream for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)
I'm still hungry : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:48, Reply)
What did you dine on this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Quiche, new potatoes and asparagus.
Then cheese and crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)
I had cheese & chutney and Carr's last night when I got in yum

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Sounds a bit Barrymore to me.
Have some lard.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Crisis over.
I've found some fish fingers.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:58, Reply)
^ Wank lolz

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Tuts!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

u i
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I had rib eye steak, roast tatties brollocii and bearnaise sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)
i just ate a choc chip and popcorn cookie
because it was 15p in asda. I have no reason to have done this, especially at a time when 80% of my food intake is chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:49, Reply)
I'm just considering digging in to the left over chinese from earlier,
or save it for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:50, Reply)
more fat chick threads, fucks sake i miss swipe so bad

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:51, Reply)
go home quentin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:53, Reply)
i'm at home now, had me dinner an alll, one of me tater wedges was underdone mind
reckon i culd go for a tom tit right now
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 21:54, Reply)
if you will be an internet retard cooking shit from frozen..

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)
IT WAS MY MUM, ACTUALLY

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Have some Haribo ; )

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Hehe!
I'm saving them for special.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Noooo!
They're for nomming! Don't save everything for special.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I'll probably take them to work : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Haribo, Hans Brix!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)
And did you get your parcel?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)
Oh yeah it came to Nana's!
You got yours yet? Or the chrimbo card?
Sorry about my mum coming round with pliers...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)
Good.
No. No.
What?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Your teef

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)
That was rogue gingerbread.
I doubt it was actually working for her. And when teh dentist ripped out a broken tooth, he asked if I wanted to keep it. I forgot about your mum's fetish with our teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:08, Reply)
:'( Ouch comrade, you cut me deep blood.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)
Don't listen to him mumpso,
unless he's talking about moustache wax.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I have to say it windy pig, thats the most boringest discussing that i ever seen on the internet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)
do you have a moustache?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I doubt he has bum fluff.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)
:#(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I thought they were different pigster.
They're just a bunch of meanies :(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)
stay strong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I'll try Q.
I MISSED YOU TODAY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)
WAHEY!
so glad someone did mmps, i think you might be the only one here

II missed you too
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Nah, they love you really.
They're just in denial.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)
thats what i was going with, i reckon i'll have rachelswipe on one by feb

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)
She's head over heels chief. The MENTAL.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)
hey quentin

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)
QUENTIN

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)
yeah mate, sup?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:22, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHHAAH
cut bum
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)
haha! bum!
Good un ape.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)
fanks blousie, I've run out of energy though
I may also need a fish finger
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)
+y

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:06, Reply)
O< ------- QOL

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Hey, you're OK
it's the others.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Like who?
Can't think of any /talkers coming here and being a dick to you lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Oh, stop being rational about it.
you spoil my fun. Isn't wormy one of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Not for quite a while. He moved ages ago.
Ah I see, you just wanted to start an argument, you wag you!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Nope.
If I wanted to start an argument I'm get into politics, although as a jock, you're likely on the right side of things.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Indeed
DICTATORSHIP NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Suits me.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:29, Reply)
Wish they'd all shut up about Kim Jong-Il
They never gave this much time to Turkmenbashi, Lord rest him.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:11, Reply)
yeah but south park never made a film about turkmenbashi

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Someone I work with wrote a poem about him though

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:13, Reply)
roses are red
violets are blue
kim-jong is dead
and no-one gives a fuck about turkmenbahi
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Why are you doing this?
You're deliberately using something I told the internet and you're hurting me with it
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)
you know why they called him turkmenbashi?
its cos he fucked turkeys, men and turks
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:21, Reply)
You have to go too far don't you

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:26, Reply)
its a disease

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:29, Reply)
just like the one that killed turkmenbashi

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:29, Reply)
*sniff*
Some days son, you make me so proud.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)
don't you fucken start, i vanity searched and you was slaggin me off
i'm adopting myself now, cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Aww, and I was liking you again.
Oh well, no loss.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)
I'm gazzing a mod

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)
they don't give a fuck, everybody round here's a turkmenbashi hater, you in the wrong club ho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:35, Reply)
IS THERE NOBODY CAN SPARE ME THIS TORMENT

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:36, Reply)
if only turkmenbashi were here, he'd sort it out

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:36, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)
Where is your God now?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)

g m
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)
oh you witty cunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)
STRIKETHROUGHS ARE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLROFL

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:39, Reply)
I like reading about his mentalness.
Fucking crazy assed dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I'd like there to be this much coverage onTurkmenbashi too is all

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Who?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:19, Reply)
DIE! IGNORAMUS!
He was the leader of all turkmen
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Yeah, I looked him up
mental but not as fun as kimmy
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:23, Reply)
he had vodka made with his face on the bottle.
He renamed the days and months after his relatives.
Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:25, Reply)
Aww bless!
don't get wound up love.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:27, Reply)
Fuck right off

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:28, Reply)
There there.
Time of the month? Have some nice chocolate and a hot water bottle, you'll be right as rain in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:31, Reply)
Don't diss the bashi, right

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:33, Reply)
I think you'll find I didn't young lady.
and I'll thank you to moderate your tone.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)
'not as funny as kimmy'.
A plague upon your house.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Well, he's right. Kim was way mentaler.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)
HOW DO YOU KNOW
Oh I can;t take this
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:39, Reply)
i googled him and one of the first results was
'most mental dictator ever', mmps don't know jack
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Correct. I don't know anyone called Jack.
One another note, I like the popular page.
Or should I say the WORMULAR PAGE!!!11!1!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:42, Reply)
haha, i love the one about the rock

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:44, Reply)
It was fun times. I was a little sad you missed it.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)
i got better shit to be doing with my time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)
Polishing your helicopter?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:47, Reply)
nah mate, you polish a chopper and it'll be all over the shop
you wanna add grit to it like they do in cricket
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)
grit? what about sand?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)
sand? fuck off
ain't no sand in walthamstow
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:55, Reply)
You should fly somewhere better.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:59, Reply)
You're not just saying that?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:44, Reply)
for you,
www.neatorama.com/2007/06/11/craziest-dictator-ever-turkmenbashi/

xxxxx
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Aw

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Quentin's got a new girlfriend, Quentin's got a new girlfriend.
Quentin and Roota sitting in a tree...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:51, Reply)
poor swipey :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)
Fuck off you dirty bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)
I like Mugabe.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:41, Reply)
You should talk to Turk.... oh yeah, right.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:41, Reply)
Well said.
Grand Vizier Mumps.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:39, Reply)
This is not a 'dis', it's a simple fact.
I don't even have a house, you heartless bitch. *sob*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:38, Reply)
I'm all stuffed up with fishy fingers now so I'm off to bed.
Play nice.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I think we need a new thread.
This one is BIG.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:16, Reply)
You dirty bitch! How many did you fit in?
Night.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Night.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)
nighnies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:19, Reply)
not bothered

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I'm going to have some noodles,

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:47, Reply)
Been mourning the Dear Leader Comrade?

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)
IT'S ABOUT TURKMENBASHI NOW SHUT UP FREEFAIR

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:49, Reply)
He's the one who renamed the days and months, and the word for bread?
Niyazov.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)
I said that up there, Wikipedia Boy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:05, Reply)
I honestly did already know all this.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:18, Reply)
I think you'll find "supreme leader" is the correct term Sid.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)
Tell me about Shares in British Gas again.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)
I am supremely disinterested in this line of conversation.
d-
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)
Bored, bored, bored.
Off to bed. Tits!

no one does that anymore, it makes me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)

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