Nobody else at work?
I'm back today, it's painfully quiet in the office. I'm trying to think of something constructive I can appear to be doing. Looking forward to tonight when I shall be dining with friends and belatedly exchanging presents.

What are you lot up to today?

Alt: it'd be quite amusing if Kim Jong-Un dropped dead now, wouldn't it? And by amusing I mean terrifying. Who would you want dead in 2012 and who would you want to keep going?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:30, 139 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like fish.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

Today I shall mostly be putting a big mindmap together and going through all my old photos.
There may well be a nap involved there somewhere.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Delightful
I should nap more.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)

i hav forgot my password and as such cannot log in and therefor cannot post
soz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)

It's *********.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)

one digit too long, thx tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

We'll soldier gamely on without you, I'm sure

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

did you have a nice christmas?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Not bad
Got two roast dinners and my brother's partner's mum gave me a chocolate cake I'm not even halfway through yet. You?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

IT WAS FUCKEN SHIT
thx for asking tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

What happened?
Did you pass out drunk and soil yourself? Touch up your auntie who had passed out drunk and soiled herself? Do tell!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

auntie jo wasn't there this year which was quite sad really
i got socks, slippers nad vouchers, no fucker loves me light, nobody
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

OMFG, TAPAS?!?!?!?!?
www.scotsman.com/news/odd/dozens_of_atypical_infant_names_recored_over_past_year_1_2017961
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)

you just wastred my time and yours, we're all well aware that people are idiots
thx tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Heaven forbid this place be used for wasting time.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)

good xmas?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Yeah it was alright, I didn't feel like tearing my dad's face off which is a bonus.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)

why the daddy issues?
he touch you when you was a kid?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)

My daddy was a snowman, he melted back in the heatwave of '76.
All I have left of him are two pieces of coal (eyes x 2) and a shrivelled old carrot (nose x 1).
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)

that michale keaton film where the opposite happens is quite good

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I'm trying to work out what the opposite of that is and I'm struggling.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)

he died and became a snowmen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

There's no chance of that happening to my dad, you terrible bastard. Why would you even suggest such a thing? Why would you get my hopes up? I hope you die slowly from the little toe upward.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)

if your dad melted in 76 him coming back as a snowmen now wiould be a good thing shirley?
unless he touched you as a kid
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

It was cold. So cold.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

could be worse, if he'd been a cheestring guy like that adverty he'd have melted up your bumhole and made a right mess

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)

I like cheesestrings :(

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

but would you eat one from your own bumhole?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

If it's one of the Twisted ones, I'm on.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

OMG i was gonna say the same thing!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

It's like we're arse-cheese brothers.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Noel and Quentin, sitting in a tree
Eating cheesestrings from their arses? Doesn't quite scan.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Well, I'm not sure what I'm doing yet
but the ex-girlfriend is apparently off out on the pull. Which is nice for her.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

where's she going?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

A date with some guy
*shrug*
( Kroney, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

oh ok, so not on the pull then already pulled?
cos if she was on the pull would it be ok if i had a pop?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I am going to bang her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)

alright stunned, nice christm,as?>

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

You post sounds like
A Eurovision entry from 1973.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Shmurgen - I am going to bang her.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

It's ok, I've dispatched you a Waambulance.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I just heard the new Lilly Allen song,
it's a joke right?
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Lily Allen?
Yup.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Listen to this and tell me you don't laugh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLrCDzAp5M
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

What a touching lovesong

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Yes sweet isn't it
"Cause you be sending me texts
Like boy just get your ass up in that car
And come get all of this love"
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

awwwh, romnaic

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Holy shuddering fuck!!
By Mariella Frostrup's leathery saddlebags! Why was that pile of autotuned fetid talentless rotting dingo vomit ever created? Furthermore, can we find someone to track down those resposible for it and kill them over a number of weeks with the inventive use of power tools and corrosive liaquids?

If this is modern popular music I fucking despair.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I would though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

What's it called?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

5 O'clock in the morning.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Just Youtube'd it. To be fair I think Lily Allen is just sampled in it but yes it is terrible.
I like her because she supports Fulham, I feel a bit not with it though because I have literally no idea who T-Pain or "Wiz Khalifa" are.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

For a minute I thougt that fella out the Fugees got fat

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

laryn hill?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Yeah that's him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

he was shit, i hated sister act 2

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

You bloody racist.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Well!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Seeing a friend in an hour or so
Spending most of today with her, then I've got a hospital appointment later, before going to the pub tonight. Tomorrow, I might rewatch 'Sherlock', just to remind me what happened before the new series begins in a few days.

Alt: Thatcher to die, just so people would shut up about her.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

I'd like to see everyone who said nasty things about Wormulus die in the new year.

( WormuIus, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

I'd like to see everyone who said nasty things about you
knighted in the New Year's honours list.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)

i'd like to see you die in the new year
and then a funeral march to put kim-jong il's to shame, that'll never happen
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Wormulus, was it true that you went to Harrods for the ethnic experiance?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Wormulus, is it true that if a helecopter flys over your head, you'll strain your kneck backwards until you fall over?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Wormulus, I was wondering Is it true you co-ordinate your clothes with your scarfs....
... and you went around Accessorize removing all the scarfs on the basis that "Scarfs are prime pieces of clothing and not accessories" ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Worumlus, is it true that you secretly hope HMV goes under so they have a sale like Woolies did?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

i do, HMV is shit
i was in there yesterday, fucken shit music on full blast, fucken heat on fiull blast, fucken shit prick cunts everyfuckenwhere fucken shitcunts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Worumulus, Is it true that you once beat up a tramp because he didn't know the difference between Armeretti and Buiscotti buiscits ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

.... and you didn't know eaither, but you really wanted to know, and didn't have any signal to google it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Wormulus, Is it true that you once refused to sale Shandy Bass to someone under the age of 18, insisting that they buy a meal to go with it, despite working in sainsburies at the time.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Worumulus, is it true that you joined the freemasions and then left on the grounds that they're basicly copying the castle levels of Zelda?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

Worumouls, is it true that you get upset when people miss-spell your name and refuse to achknolidge them when they do?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Worumlus, is it true that your most succesful chat-up line is "Palms bigger than The Hairy BIkers but smaller than Ainsly Harriot... if you know what I mean?". ?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Worumuluuluslusluslus, is it true that your internal monolog is in the voice of Patrick Stewart?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Isn't everyones?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Wormulus, can I ask you a question?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Wormulus, is it true that you once ordered Polenta, but was very disapointed when it didn't do your command?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)

you've ruined this thread, it was going really well til you showed up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I am nobody's thread-bitch, you are all my thread-bitches. I do not need to know you, you only need to know me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

this little hissy fit isn't helping neither

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Calm down princess, it's only the internet, I'm sure you'll be validated shortly.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Autistics also have trouble interpreting people's attitude and feelings.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Wormulus, is it true that you can awnser each one of these instantly, only won't because you want to see who can work it out.
“How many people are using Facebook in San Francisco at 2:30 p.m. on a Friday?” — Asked at Google, Vendor Relations Manager candidate

“If Germans were the tallest people in the world, how would you prove it?” — Asked at Hewlett-Packard, Product Marketing Manager candidate

“Given 20 ‘destructible’ light bulbs (which break at a certain height), and a building with 100 floors, how do you determine the height that the light bulbs break?” — Asked at Qualcomm, Engineering candidate

“How would you cure world hunger?” — Asked at Amazon.com, Software Developer candidate

“You’re in a row boat, which is in a large tank filled with water. You have an anchor on board, which you throw overboard (the chain is long enough so the anchor rests completely on the bottom of the tank). Does the water level in the tank rise or fall?” — Asked at Tesla Motors, Mechanical Engineer candidate

“Please spell ‘diverticulitis’.” — Asked at EMSI Engineering, Account Manager candidate

“You have a bouquet of flowers. All but two are roses, all but two are daisies, and all but two are tulips. How many flowers do you have?” — Asked at Epic Systems, Corporation Project Manager/Implementation Consultant candidate

“How do you feel about those jokers at Congress?” — Asked at Consolidated Electrical, Management Trainee candidate

“If you were a Microsoft Office program, which one would you be?” — Asked at Summit Racing Equipment, Ecommerce candidate
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

For the record, the lightbulb one is easy....
... you just hold a lightbulb as you walk up the stairs, when it breaks, that's the height.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Fuck that, take the lift

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

And you have 3 flowers, one of each

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)

The tank of water one is easy, too
The water level would rise.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Are you sure?
I thought it would fall.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:24, Reply)

I'm mostly guessing, to be honest, but it would make sense.
The boat itself is displacing a certain amount of water based on how bouyant it is. The anchor will be weighing the boat down to a certain extent, but that will be counteracting by the boat's bouyancy.

Throw the anchor out of the boat and the anchor is now displacing water without any counteracting bouyancy whatsoever. The boat will be lighter and thus displace less water, but it wasn't displacing a full anchor to begin with, so the water level will rise slightly.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)

It strikes me
that relatively speaking, the boat will be more bouyant without the anchor, so will sit higher in the water, so the water line on the boat will appear to go down.

Or is that just lady-logic gibberish?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

The bouyancy of the boat will counteract some of the mass of the anchor
whilst the anchor is in the boat. So the anchor is not displacing the full amount of water that it would if the anchor was in the water.

The water line on the boat is meaningless, it's the water line on the tank that's important.
( Kroney, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Did any of you go shopping yesterday?
I'm considering going to the shops, but I'm concerned it'll be just as busy as it was before Christmas and I don't know if I can be arsed with rooting through piles of discounted clothes in my quest for a bargain.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

It's only a bargain if you'd buy it full price.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

That's a very good point.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I think I might shop online.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)

Not really.
I just bought something for 75 quid (50% off), I wouldn't ever have paid full price cos I was specifically waiting for it to hit the sales.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)

What did you buy today?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Gant Rugger gilet thing.
Wanted it for ages but now I think it's a bit Joey Essex and it'll probably get sent back.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

That would be a 'body-warmer' for us over 35s, yes?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)

Aye sir.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Ha, that's proof of what I said.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

absolute fucken nightmare yestrday, i'd suggest leaving it til the kids are back at school

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Everything will be gone by then though.
I wanted to check out Liberty and a few things in Spitalfields but by all accounts they've all been rinsed. I'm not fussed at all, but you've got to go now or not bother at all.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

I'm having a gander online Baz.
The problem I've got is that in some things I'm a large, in others extra-large.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)

I'm between small and medium.
It's a nightmare, if I can afford it I buy both and send one back but it's such hassle. Measurements on most websites are wrong as well. Get the large if you ain't sure though, rather something a slim fit than baggy init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:05, Reply)

It's not even 'slim into it' issue.
I'm a little over six feet tall, so it really depends on the cut.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I'm back at work, first day after Crimblemass hols
S'alright, I quite like me job so ain't fussed.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)

What do you do for a living that's so enjoyable?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)

I reply to posts on a forum

( Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I did that for a living once.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:11, Reply)

It's like, yeah, well good innit

( Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:22, Reply)

OMG i'm being pumped for information about sasha and tricky!
help me i'm no good at keeping secrets
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Is Sasha your alter-ego?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)

no she's the woman i dry humped at the party and tricky followed her home and begged her for sex despite being engaged to someone else
:O
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I switched on my 'work' computer for the first time since the 21st.
Had about a squillion emails, which was nice.

My xmas tree is mocking me, sitting there all dressed up when all I want to do now is put it back in the loft and get on with the new year. I'm not allowed to take it down until mr b3th's birthday though, as he insists that falls within 'christmas'.

Alt: Tony Blair and Margaret Thatcher. Preferably in each other's arms. At a swingers' party. At the hand of a jealous George Bush.

Also: is anyone else worried there might be some quite strong paint fumes in Gonz' new flat?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Alright b3th.
How is WsM today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

wet, windy, and miserable.
So, about the same as usual. Whatcha up to today, Jeffles?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I was thinking of hitting the sales.
Instead I think I'll do my sale-shopping online.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)

What'cha looking at then bruv?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Coats Barry. Coats
www.debenhams.com/men#catalogId=10001&lid=//productsuniverse/en_GB/product_online%3DY/categories%3C%7Bproductsuniverse_18664%7D/categories%3C%7Bproductsuniverse_18664_65123%7D/categories%3C%7Bproductsuniverse_18664_65123_164109_ms%7D&ps=default&storeId=10001
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:45, Reply)

It's showing me knitwear
This website seems made for woofters
( Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I got a coat from debenhams not long ago.
It's good.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Lovely man.
I'm gonna get this Uniqlo one and then I'm done cos I have three in the post coming to me already. shop.uniqlo.com/uk/goods/069087 I don't know which colour to get (they're down to 30 quid in store). You should have a gander at Uniqlo jackets, they're the best made stuff for the price by about a million miles. Same with everything they do, it's my favourite label.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I quite like this one
shop.uniqlo.com/uk/goods/070484

But they don't have it in my size.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)

You size down with Uniqlo it comes up big.
I'd get a small normally but I need XS in their jackets.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

There is no way I'll squeeze into a medium though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Get a wardrobe you two.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Ooh but me Christmas Puddlington put pounds on me hips
I'll never fit into a medium now
( Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I've been to the sales.
They're 'fucking shit'. I didn't see one thing I would have bought at full price, and there's no point buying shit just because a shop tells you it's cheap.
I think I might be turning into my dad...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

You've turned into Chompy.
That was the point he made.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:45, Reply)

who cares?!?! I'M HAVING A CRISIS

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

What sort of crisis?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

the whole office wants to know what happened after the xmas party and I'm the only one who knows!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)

What did happen at the xmas party?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)

tricky followed sasha home and begged her to sleep with him, they were both extremely drunk but i'm pretty sure she still said no
he's 23, engaged to be married in june, she's 40-45
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Tricky sounds like my mate, he has a thing for the older ladies.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

does he look like a transexual parrot?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I don't even know how to tell the sex of a parrot.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

i could sex a parrot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)