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Hellowhat's good party food?
I generally hate party food so it has to be something good.
I'm having a new years eve party.
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Anything you can cook in a massive pot. Big spagbol or chilli. Garlic bread. Pasta/rice and jacket spuds. Piss easy.
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I was thinking something like that, but it's a bit messy for a party.I'll do some garlic bread though.
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Polystyrene bowls. Straight in the bin after. I like Chilli and spud because you can make it all during the day and then just warm it up.
Nice on a cold night.
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Tempting, I'll have to nick a big pan from a mate. I'll also have to make a vegan one...
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How do you resist stoving his face in every day?(
Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:44,
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Currently I'm playing x3: Albion Prelude in my room with the door closed.(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)
I couldn't get on with X3I started it up and it had a million keybinds, and then I flew into a stargate and crashed
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Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:48,
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It's a lot of effort.edit: worth it though, it's just quite a slow game, but I like that sometimes.
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A half eaten bag of pistachios where the shells have been thrown back into the bagIt's lying next to an ashtray and some of them have fallen in
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Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:26,
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It is Milton KeynesIf you make the party food really shit, then being there might not seem so bad in comparison
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Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:39,
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They've just shoved this up in our town2.bp.blogspot.com/-1ZH652EL2nE/TsKf-VY9wwI/AAAAAAAAA0Y/wYTjBMnuPco/s1600/holycow.jpg
Shite
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Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 12:56,
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I think it's a branch of Top Man.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:28,
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Someone stuck a shit cow in a fake treeIreland eh?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 14:11,
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Why don't you get a weight watchers meal for one.Then all of your party guests can be fed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:15,
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i ent fat, and there are 5 people comin, not a big affair mind you but i like it intimit(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:29, Reply)
A load of cold meats cheeses crackers biscuits and buttered bread(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:37,
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Well, fuck em, you cook for hours for pissed people to just tear into pretzels and nuts.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:40,
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Afternoon Roots ManuvaGood christmas?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 13:49,
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I might see if I can get a meat joint reduced now.Then roast that before or something.
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Tapas.Of course I have a couple of people that come and make mine.
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girlinthehole, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 14:00,
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Yeah I unnerstand, tough work opening jars of olives and peeling off the cellophane of a tesco sliced chorizo pack(
Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 14:02,
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Some of those meat packs are pretty tough to be honest.The little flap breaks off.
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Tell you a secret Chompino me old palI use a knife to cut them open, I'm a regular Bear Grills or whatever he's called
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Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 14:10,
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I've had this tune in my head for the last hourwww.youtube.com/watch?v=5J7f6oJ_a5U&feature=fvwrel
And I've no idea why.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 14:39,
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For me it's been thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=xPl1y5oISQs
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 14:49,
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A mate of mine held a party where everything food was mini.Mini burgers, mini hot dogs, mini nachos, mini steaks, mini starters, mini desserts, mini fucking everything. A bit of faff but smart. Her really tall friend played classical music on a 1/4-sized guitar.
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That party would be a lot better if they served giant mini-cheddars.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:25,
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I've not.But I've placed orders with size.co.uk, debenhams and house and fraser.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:30,
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Do you reckon?Link me up and I'll consider it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:36,
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I've ordered one of thesewww.size.co.uk/product/vans-conscript-button-hoody/64231/
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:50,
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What make it bent?(You do realise I'll have to send it back now, even if I really like it when it turns up).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:56,
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KIDDING! It's nice. One man can't compliment another on his clothes! We'll be sucking each other's dicks next!
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hahahaI've just placed another order with these good people.
www.chemical-records.co.uk/sc/home
With the simple words 'bonus20' to get an extra 20% off the cost of your order, I was very easily convinced to give them my card details.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:00,
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Yeah. I'm getting too big for my BMX.www.chemical-records.co.uk/sc/servlet/Info?Track=EARLSTEW
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:04,
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I'll be able to 'walk the dog'before fucking it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:07,
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grey really is a happening colour(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:07,
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oh really?are you a badger, then?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:11,
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Stunned is the Dickie Davis of OT.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:12,
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Ooh, they have a halfprice fedora/is tempted
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:13,
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get it!fedoras are cool
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:21,
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Is that so everyone will know you're 'fucking bent'(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:07,
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Yeah mon.Me de da battyboy wit da natty dread innit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:09,
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fucking awesome thanksamazing weather, gorgeous place, very chilled out.
being back at work.... SUCKS!
how about you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:50,
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Lewisham is no Barbados (although we have more black people)but nice thanks.
Relaxed and watched some shit TV, drank some good wine.
Work does suck, we are in until 5pm tomorrow!! Waste of electricity.
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at least you say "lewisham"and don't try and claim it's "blackheath". like my friend. who was adamant he lived in blackheath. even though you could see lewisham station from his garden.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:59,
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They're not really far apart. But yes he can fuck off. Us Blackheathians look down on the surrounding areas.
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yeah well, we in kensingtonthink you're all the same innit
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:35,
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Indian snacksI don't know how much of an Indian community there is in MK, but if there is one, find a caterer in the heart of it and stock up on samosas, pakoras and bhajis. Cheap and tasty with minimal effort.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:49,
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I think iceland have a good range according to that woman on telly...(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 15:58,
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and hairshe's definitely got hair
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:01,
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is vajazzelled?Or do her vagina dentata have braces?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:05,
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Vagina dentata - brilliant. Is she the really equine looking girl?
EDIT: The internet says her name is Stacey Solomon. That explains the nose. I totally would.
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*shrugs*isn't that that woman who married that prince of wales, guy?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:09,
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I'd say the crisps were optional.I thought you'd have been all over the 'Iceland' answer. When are you going?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:11,
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crisps are necessary to make it look less like you are an alcoholicthe local skanky indie/rock/goth club used to have a plate of curly sandwiches behind the bar. In only found out later that these were a gesture towards the licensing laws which meant the had to offer food as well as drink.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:15,
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There's a club in Cardiff that gives you toast every time you buy a pint. (, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:19, Reply)
oh man, I need to go thereunless it's shit. OK, unless it doesn't let in aging indie kids with no sense of dress
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:20,
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It's a nu-rave club.It isn't really. It's a class little indie joint. We got kicked out because my mate was so far gone he came out of the toilet and onto the dance floor with his trousers and pants still round his ankles.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)
really? where's that?the only places I know in Cardiff are the Welsh Club (Ifor Bach or something) and Metros
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:29,
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2nd January! So excited I cannot find my swimming costume though
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:22,
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where are you off to again?and are you still crashing over on 8 jan??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:24,
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You'll have to get a new one thenHow long are you being Icelandic for?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:24,
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That'll be lovely.Gonna crack on with the new business when you get back?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:46,
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Yup, actually looking forward to ithow was your Christmas?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:53,
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It was good.I'm off out for dinner and drinks now. Let me know if you want to bounce any more ideas about for the new venture!
Also have a look at things like the Prince's Trust, www.princes-trust.org.uk/?gclid=CLOVmMjgp60CFSFItAodW1EX1A there might be funding available for IT/Marketing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:59,
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if the Knowledge Exploitation Fund still existsyou should totally get onto that - I £140 a week for 6 months or something while my business (in theory) got on its feet. YOu have to have graduated in teh last 4 years and write a super-awesome business plan
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 17:02,
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I'm glad I make you moist like a Japanese sea front house on Match 13th 2011. (
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:13,
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I'm glad I make you hard like a chestnut in vingear (
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:22,
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Oh yeah, my dick is so wide and wet, gushing like a fountian for your big hard dickwait...what?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:42,
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Glad to hear itit sounds very niche
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:45,
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you just made a typo is allhere:
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:48,
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I want to touch my tiny breasts and think about your bumbumwhilst pretending to be a boy.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:53,
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what kind of dickdecides to test out the cigarette lighter in her car by switching it on for a couple of seconds then touching it to the inside of her thumb-pit?
me, that's fucking who. I can even see the pattern of the lighter in the white bit on my skin :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:20,
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sexy sexy thumb pitits the bit where the top of the thumb meets the palm. I had no better name for it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:26,
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i haven't done forupwards of two hours, now, I'm getting better at it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:49,
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omg it's slow on here todaywhere's monty? i miss monty.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:23,
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*waves*how was your holiday?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:24,
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amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazingi wish i was still there so so much :(((
how was your christmas??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:24,
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Aww glad it was good thoughmy Christmas was lovely thanks, just got back to England last night
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:46,
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Not working. Just drinking. I saw the two of them yesterday, their day consisted of Needos and beer.
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You should have met them for lunch.That would have helped their day along a bit!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:27,
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I loved your early evening apologetic text.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:44,
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I'd hate to think I'd arsed your day up. I forget you are from the Wild West.
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hahahahaI'll get revenge at some point.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:47,
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two montys?! eek!do you think they love each other very much, or spend the whole time telling each other than what they like is fucking shit?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:27,
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as in monts and lusts?or as in, you were so cunted that you could see two montys?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:36,
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Yeah right ok yeah.I had a nice break thanks, only slightly jealous of your holiday, let's leave it at that shall we?
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)
How about24 hour slow roast aromatic pork shoulder and tons of roasties? The Nigella recipe is good.....
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:24, Reply)
Great thank youWas only in today as I have my parents visiting tomorrow for a few days - we got told we could go at 1 which was very handy! Haven't overslept once yet which is a great relief - my meds make me sleep erratically...
It's a great place to work but not allowed to mention it on here.....
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Well that all sounds very mysterious.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:30,
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not reallyjust like to keep work and home apart - they are very big in their field....one of the biggest I would say but it's not Admiral and it's not insurance!
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NONot insurance! Admiral are another company who fulfil a particular service...
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:43, Reply)
NoI don't make foorball boots. I would rather eat my own toenails.
(, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:52, Reply)
Sounds like ChurchillAre you sure it's not Churchill?
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Theoban What of it, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:44,
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:46,
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youare a comedian from the 70saicmfp
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Dec 2011, 16:48,
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