What did you resolve to do?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Not fuck gay men

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 9:58, Reply)

oh god, all sorts
100 day total detox, keep up going to the gym 4-5 times a week, make more of an effort to wear make-up/straighten hair for work, save money, pay bills on time, get my car serviced, stop replying to the ex...

..... the last 2 i have failed stupendously. but the rest are going ok!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:02, Reply)

car self

Hang on, you're still talking to the bender?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:03, Reply)

yes
sadly. but i have a plan. i am seeing him for the last time next week for something we booked ages ago, and then.... that's it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Don't do it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

but i want to see him
gaaaah
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Just don't do it.
Simple as.

I could give you 3 or 4 good reasons not to. I've never met him or you. You could probably give me another 5 good reasons not to do it.

Unless you are going to start seeing him again, it's got "colossal fuck up" written all over it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Bullshit is it.
You'll find an excuse to see him again soon enough.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

no no no
this time it really is it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Oh FFS not this again
How many times are you going to see him for the last time?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

STOP USING MEN TO VALIDATE YOUR EXISTANSE. IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO DATE SOMEONE, THEN DONT.
PLEASE STOP CREATING UNNESSARY DRAMA ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE, IT IS GETTING DULL AND TEDIOUS. TURN HIM INTO A FUCK BUDDY OR HAVE FUCK ALL TO DO WITH HIM, IT IS UP TO YOU. EAITHER WAY, IT DOES NOT MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO MY LIFE.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:52, Reply)

What is the 100 day total detox?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

no alcohol, no diet coke
3 healthy meals a day, blah blah.

nothing you can take the piss out of, sorry.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Au contraire.
There is no way you are going 3 and a bit months without a glass of wine.

Got any client dinners or lunches?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I can quite easily take the piss out of the fact that you are incapable of eating healthily and drinking a moderate amount of alcohol
unless it's part of a limited time "detox".
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I would however like to point out
that the government of this country seems to have confused "a moderate amount of alcohol" with what I like to call "lunch"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

to be fair
if the most exciting thing in my social life was tiling my bathroom, i'd be taking the piss out of people who have real friends too.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

zing!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

hahahahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

But to be unfair
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME HOW CAN YOU MAKE JUDGEMENTS BASED ON WHAT I WRITE ON THE INTERNET I NEVER EVEN TELL THE TRUTH ON THE INTERNET NOTHING I WRITE IS REAL
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Haha,
It's almost like if someone is going to be objective, getting involved in so much drug culture while struggling access for your child, is a retarded thing. Especially when you're on the constant bring of bankrupsy... I mean, if you're gonna farm up weed and store LCDs in your LPs, you might as well earn a few quid out of it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:56, Reply)

As I read this, I'm enjoying a nice cold can of Diet Coke

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

funny you should say that
my lovely colleague has just brought me one as a treat. he doesn't know about the detox. i have had to smile gratefully and slip it into the communal fridge. and take out an evian.

gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Hahah

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I have 2. I may not even drink the other.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Basically her liver continues to process things as normal.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

giving up alcohol is easy
giving up diet coke is fucking killing me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:07, Reply)

giving up alcohol for a fixed period is medically pointless.
giving up diet coke is a splendid idea, because it is, to paraphrase Mr Boyce, "fucking shit"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

ah but i am not giving it up for medical reasons
i'm just generally going out much less so that i will (a) spend less and (b) eat out less for the first 3 months. if you tell people you're not drinking, they're much happier to go to the cinema/theatre/gallery etc.

although i am sure some of them think i am pregnant.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

and NOT because i look it, you cheeky twat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

They're used to you looking like that.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

let's hope they never get used to your wife looking like that
you as a parent would be utterly unbearable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

why are you swearing at yourself?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

i was swearing at YOU
but i suspect you knew that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

As we've repeatedly established
I've no idea what you look like. So it would have been a fairly pointless insult..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

google "megan fox"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

"megan fox loves gay cocks"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I might get Liam Fox
no ta.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I think it's more about the calories than anything.
That's why I'm cutting way down.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

I'd rather eat less shit and do more exercise, personally.
There aren't that many calories in wine. But each to their own.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:13, Reply)

There's enough when you drink a bottle at home four times a week.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

it's about 4-500 cal a bottle.
or a packet of crisps and a twix. I know which I'd rather have.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I thought it was around 1000 cal a bottle?
Fuck! there is only 500 cal : /

Well that's me fucked. Lol
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

White's about 500, red 550 for 14% wine.
since most whites are less than 14%, then varies from about 450-600 I think.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I'll still just try and stick to weekends though.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

So 4 bottles a day would be my calorie intake sorted
Plus its grapes and they are fruit so will definately be part of my 5 a day
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 11:12, Reply)

it's not really eating shit for me
it's either finishing work at 10pm or later, and not getting to eat until nearly midnight, or going out and eating nice but often very rich food.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:16, Reply)

eat at work then

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

we get free dinners after 8pm
but even though they do their best, i just can't really eat them - they TASTE like canteen dinners that have been heated up under artificial lights and... meh!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:21, Reply)

make your own.
buy ready made salads from shops. Whatever, there are a million solutions, you just like going out for meals. Nothing wrong with it but you might as well admit it. If you were really that bothered about it you'd manage your time better so you didn't work until 10pm.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Did you get them muddled up?
You've stopped replying to your car and have been serviced by the ex?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:04, Reply)

haha
this would be a better state of affairs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 10:05, Reply)