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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:55,
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She is busy buying presents, sorry(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:57,
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She charges 30 pence per text(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:57,
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A girl's gotta have a living(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:57,
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I'll say, I can't stop texting her :(the rude pictures are the best, once she moves all the flab out of the way first
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:59,
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The ones with me in them are even better(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:59,
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Tell her to stop sending the ones of just you and your dadthey're nasty
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:00,
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Just keep texting and you'll get lucky eventually(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:02,
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Hang on, I'll untie her and let her get to the phone....oh...no...she doesn't want to be untied yet, sorry.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:02,
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admin, our timesheet system is retardedand the online filing system beggers belief in it's unusability, meaning you save stuff to your desktop and then you can't access it remotely
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:58,
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Our timesheet thing is now better but almost all of our other admin processes are beyond usable(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:59,
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Who designs tham, that's what i wonder, and who looked at the software and thought "yes this is simple and clear"?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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Our HR system is truly bizarreIt should also be noted that the hardest form to find on our systems is the overtime one. Coincidence?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:03,
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Ohv can I add our end of year review and objective setting bollocksmomumentally shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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Oh this^Employee Development - FFS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:08,
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Adding figures in my accounts book twice and they still won't tally up.(
girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:01,
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You forgot to carry the 1then you'll find the coal was only 4 groats and 6 a pound
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:07,
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At the moment nothing, seeing as I'm doing fuck all whilst back home. Well I say fuck all, I'm currently quite pissed after going through a bottle of port and half a bottle of champagne. But in eight days time the most frustrating thing about my day will be the fact I'm about three hundred miles away from the girl I'm falling for. Someone give me a hug.
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Is your bird in Newcastle or London?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:04,
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She's a Londoner. Would I buggery stoop to going out with a Northerner. Not when there's perfect London folk like her around.
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She is not, she actually has a decent job (not prostitution).I'm a gold digger.
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Why does she keep her jewlery in her cunt?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:12,
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It's the only place she knows Barry is too scared to look for it.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:13,
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Oh dear, Baz. Have you professed your undying devotion yet?
Don't do anything silly, like not go back to Uni.
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We have both admitted how we feel. I'm just excited because she's basically a best mate who happens to also be unbelievably hot. She makes me laugh and drinks me under the table. But aye, fear not, I will be returning to uni next week. We're seeing each other practically every day this week so it's all good.
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Well, best of British to you. Long distance relationships are tough but worth it if you can keep it going.
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My experience has taught me that men are usually looking for Miss convenient rather than Miss right.(
girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:25,
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I beg to differ. I ain't slept with her yet and that sort of thing doesn't bother me at all. I just like spending time with her, no other girl I've ever met comes close to her in the "yeah, I could happily spend days at a time with her" stakes.
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No but it's her birthday next month and I will have some sent down to her.As much as I come across as an arsehole on here, when it comes to someone I feel something for I'm a proper gentleman. I wouldn't have it any other way.
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I'm happy for you Baz, genuinely.I hope everything works out for you.
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Kroney, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:00,
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Do you think Baz is falling in love with your exthat would be HILARIOUS
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Thanks mate. I'm unbelievably excited, I haven't felt like this with anyone before. Something grand is going to happen as long as I don't fuck it up.
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it hink you might need counselling for your bitternessi am here for you at this difficult time x
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Yeah, that was out of order.Sorry Blousie, I'm not myself today.
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Kroney, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:40,
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That doesn't make sense.I think you misunderstood my post.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:43,
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I would, but you stink of stale booze and unwashed arse.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:04,
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Eau de Sarf London Caaauncil Estate(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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I don't like Barrys Emo blogIt's shit and an unrewarding read
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:05,
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If Mrs Barry is in Newcastle I can fuck her on his behalf(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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He'll only try to stick his finger up me bum, so err no(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:07,
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I am having my monthlies today. Grrrrrrr!
I am desperate for my holiday time to arrive. I haven't had two weeks off in 12 months.
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The cotton pony is a tough ride(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:06,
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That's wrong mate. I couldn't hack that. I book holidays as soon as I return from one. I have to have something to look forward to or I'd turn to alcohol and recreational drugs.
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I turn to alcohol most of the time anywayI've chosen to do festivals the last couple of years instead, but not this year, I'm planning to actually get away for a week, something like that. (Well, that's the hope, anyway)
Also, I tend be used to it anyway, I prefer to relax no matter what I'm doing, so where I am doesn't really make much of a difference.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:15,
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There are very few of my friends I'd be willing to go on holiday with if there was only a couple of usAs for those who'd I'd actually want to go on holiday with, the answer drops to 2. Last time I went away, I went with one of them. However, after she went to Singapore for a year, she didn't really fancy another holiday last summer.
As for the other, she's off to Ibiza for a few months next year to work a rep, and frankly that sounds like my idea of hell.
So, I'm either waiting for the next group holiday, or maybe spending a few days visiting friends around the country.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:26,
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You need a hobby. Diving has dive clubs and holidays all over the world diving.
Problem solved.
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Tell you what, I'll pay for your flights to Vietnam, but can you take this package for me?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:33,
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He used to live on the same road as me, I say lived, I mean "was incarcerated"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:36,
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'ApeI think your idea of becoming a drug mule as a hobby is an excellent one.
AA, let's play a game - can you swallow these 50 deflated balloons?
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Sorry, as a fatty, I'd be a useless mule. I'd end up eating on the flight over, before dying of a massive overdose(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:36,
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The hour after lunchIt's when I have to deal with the incompetence of the companies who email me at 1:30pm, telling me their order 'MUST GO OUT TODAY', despite the fact that our agreement with their company states that if they get their order in before Midday, it'll go out that night. Otherwise, they'll have to wait until the next day.
This happens at least 3 days a week, every week. And is almost exactly as boring as this post.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:07,
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Whats the best card that you make?Do you ever draw a moustach on peoples photos before printing?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:10,
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We used to do cards for the bus passes for a council in the MidlandsThe cards were crap, but the photos were often hilarious.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:16,
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There was one 'special needs' bloke who'd only shaven one half of his face before getting his photo takenI lolled most heartily at that one.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:19,
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Not half as much as when he saw thiswww.flickr.com/photos/69357721@N02/6306181767/in/pool-77617660@N00/
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:21,
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Dear me, that is an awful pictureIn my (thoroughly weak) defence, the flash on that camera was fucking blinding, hence the eyes being closed.
As for the stupid fucking expression and the flid hand, that's just how I look every day.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:23,
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Was that his beard as good as yours?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:25,
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I can't understand why b4shers don't post up their b4sh photos any more :(I like a good laugh at others misfortunes
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:33,
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Its all on Facebook now innit?Even Monty Boyce photos
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:34,
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Seeing the drivel on here is bad enough without wasting any further time on facebook(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:36,
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That was the last Manc bashWe're due another in a month or so, so you can laugh again after that.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:34,
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If I'm round Manchester I'll try not to make it(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:37,
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You can be my Facebook friend and laugh at my photos Rory.(
girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:36,
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Soz man no time for facebook(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:37,
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There's one of me wearing a silly hat.Come to think of it, there's two of me wearing a silly hat.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:37,
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Unfortunately not.I am flashing my bra in one photo. It's a very nice bra.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:38,
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i've been really good today, everything's going smoothlyi told one of our suppliers that the other director here is a child molester, and this morning i told our office manager that she was an AIDsy shitcunt.
Good day all round, top productive
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Do you helicopter in there in the mornings?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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In the toilets to finish off, yes(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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we don't get a lot done, but we do it wellol' charlie chester's been complaining about the cost of coffee for half an hour
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1. My boss is a parsimonious bully with the worst manners of anyone I have ever met2. His wife is a fucking dimwit who is barely literate - sometimes she thinks that she should advise me on how to do my job, when she struggles to do her own and it's something a four year old could do
3. My customers are imbeciles
4. I work an hour from home
5. cunt, shit, bollocks, arsehole, pissflaps
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:19,
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Can BGB please pay attention at the back pleaseI think you sleep there most of the time
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:23,
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you any good at telesales?sasha's thinking about handing her notice in cos we extended her probabtion
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Awful.I have a supercilious manner which, I understand, grates enormously on those I deem to be my intellectual inferiors aka everyone I have to deal with, ever.
Thanks though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:43,
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colleagues,Fucked up the stock take the one time I take a weekend off making my normally calm Monday morning of filing and reading the paper, a fucking cunt fight, followed by an earful from the area manager. Basically it looks like both the people I thought I could tryst to run the place while I'm away are either morons, slackers or both.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:24,
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you're in telesales right?If I give you their numbers can you ring them on the hour every hour?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:36,
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i'm not, no but when the team are back in tomorrow (our telesales girls are part time cos doing that job fulltime is hell)i'll get them to do it, whats the number?
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fuckers can't type ape old boy,It's worrying how wrong they got it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:34,
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If they're that badI suggest you avoid further trysts with them. It only complicates things later on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:47,
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I've just been in a meeting for three hoursabout 15 minutes of it was directly relevant to me and the work I do.
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Were there free sandwiches?That's how I judge meetings, that and how many actions I get.
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No, there's never free sandwiches or free anything at this meetingyou're allowed to eat your lunch though.
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The best meetings are the ones spent eating sandwiches Figuring how to murder everyone in the room with implements found around the meeting room. That's creativity in the workplace.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:38,
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I excuse myself from that sort of thing these days. Waste of a day.
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You can't.If you can go, you have to go. It's actually three different meetings that all run together, but even so, it's (mostly) such a fucking waste of my time.
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I leave when my bit's done citing the fact I have work to do. Whether it's true or not. Being a bit older and long in the tooth helps.
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That's true, I tend to bring it up with the chair before the meeting, say oh can you move my actions to the start of the meeting so I can pop out for some *insert standard bullshit* otherwise I'll have to cancel.
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There are 378 tiles that make up the boardroom ceiling here.That's how dull my last meeting was.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:48,
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haha, if my phone has ran out of battery, and i have nothing to read, not even in my povket (not even recipts)I count the tiles in the toilet
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:15,
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C- could do better
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:07,
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i think it would be pretty terrifying if the pavement collapsed and ate me(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:11, Reply)
lololilololololo dat iz bgb's fanny(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:18,
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well never say never, some people go all weird and pervy as they age(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:34,
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The most frustrating thing about my dayis that you are an insufferable bender and I have to read your terminally cretinous posts.
This answer, to everyone please. Thanks x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:53,
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1h53min until my gourmet feed.Do I eat toast to stave off hunger?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:08,
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But I want two!Life is so unfair.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:09,
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You need to make sure you get the most out of tonight. You know - TO THE MAX.
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The Maxx?Biggest illegal export and all that?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:12,
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Guinea pigs(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:57,
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sure, that'll be 7 quid chum.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:13,
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Me too. Five Camel Blues left and I'm nearly at the point of very pissed. They'll last about an hour.
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Shouldn't keep extending probabtion periods then,it's a cunt thing to do to your employees.
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i didn't do it, it was kev the sales directori told him to keep her on proper but he said she wasn't hitting targets. Dunno how she was meant to hit sales targets at fucken chrimbo tho, people have more important stuff to do at this time of year
poor sash, its our loss really :(
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Well tell Kev that if you want to keep people then you have to give them some security.Also fuck targets either she's making you more money than she's costing or not.
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exactly, we've lost our whole sales team in the last six months, they'd all been here ten years before thatsomething's obviously very wrong
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I think the answer is that you are a homosexual.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:21,
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thats called projecting, and you seem to do a lot of that here mister boyce(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I'm a right old chutney, it's true.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:22,
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The thing about 'projecting' right...The idea is that if you constantly make gay jokes then you must be a bender - so if I were to make racist jokes all day would that make me a darkie?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:28,
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as he is also a "cunt", does this make him a lesbian?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:22,
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you thinking about me being a lesbian cunt is giving me high pressure down below(, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 17:24, Reply)
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