What are you, an aged rich spinster?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:08, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Student innit?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:09, Reply)

drinking champagne?
BROKEN BRITAIN
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:10, Reply)

He's got nothing better to do until he goes back to uni for a week in March, Mumpers.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Yeah but that list of booze was for old ladies or fucking ponces.
Ah, I see.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Students will drink anything they can get there hands on, though.
Especially if it's lying around unguarded in their parent's house.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:15, Reply)

parent's gran's
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I have the alcohol tastes of an elderly women, yes.
Don't judge me. It was all mine, for the record. Left over stuff I got for Christmas init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:19, Reply)

You write it online, you get judged.
Guards, make him down a bottle of Midori then make him eat a greggs sausage and bean melt
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Oh God they are so fucking vile.
I tried one once. Never again. The melt thing, that is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Imagine how much worse it would be after midori.
Fuck, being a dictator is hard work.

Guards, bring me the paper and a cuppa.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

You wonder how anyone could fuck up a combination of
sausage, beans and pastry. Somehow, Greggs have managed it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

and cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I love how in greggs they feel the need to screech out the denomination of a note over a fiver before putting it in the till.
SADIE, 10 GOING IN!

Also makes them sound a bit mucky.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I was at Napier Uni on Saturday
the cash machine gave out fivers. FIVERS, for fuck's sake. Is it the 1980s?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Several places round here have started that too, it's quite helpful for when you're getting the bus first thing in the morning

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Do they? I dunno, I've never handed over more than a fiver in Greggs before.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)

and midori is even worse.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Never had it.
Not even sure I know what it is...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I've just googled it, it sounds vile.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I have to admit I do like champagne. And Baileys.
And wine. You can keep the port, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Port's the best one!
I can go through a bottle in about half hour.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I really don't like the taste.
I can maybe stomach a small glass, but after that it's not for me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Do you drink more if the Vicar is round for a chat and some crumpets?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Vicars don't like crumpet.
They've devoted themselves to God init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:30, Reply)

If that's a joke about flange, Vicars can get married you tool.
Honestly, what do they teach students these days?

BROKEN BRITAIN!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Guards, burn the lavender water.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Guards, remove all the comfy cushions and knitting implements.
oh, and crush all the murray mints.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:12, Reply)

the guards are busy today

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:14, Reply)

in ireland the police are called Garda
lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:20, Reply)

In Holland they have 'POLITE' across their hats.
I can confirm they are nothing of the sort and release dogs on people.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:22, Reply)

maybe they have different customs over there and thats how they say hello

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:23, Reply)

It's how they react to yobbish English students pushing small cars into canals.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Oi, less of the student.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Sorry Baz.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:28, Reply)

you should probably try looking less like a football hooligan over there, then.
The dutch are premier league at it wheras we are only GM conference. I assume the police respond accordingly.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:27, Reply)

They're bloody crackers over there.
I crapped my pants on more than one occasion.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Dutch hooligans are really fucking special
Germans are pretty tasty too.

The problem is that British hooligans are, fundamentally, stupid and usually xenophobic. Dutch and German hooliganism is very well organised but specifically tribal inter-club. Dutch hooligans don't follow the national team abroad(so Holland doesn't have a reputation like we do) and it doesn't usually drag in non-football fans.

I was on a train in Munich years ago when some 1860 fans stormed it to get some Bayern fans. I have never seen anything like it my life. Until the riot police re-stormed it 5 mins later with dogs, which was even more mental.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Germans storming something? Never.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:35, Reply)

haha.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Jan 2012, 10:36, Reply)