Good Saturday
Wotcha doing today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 10:50, 123 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I have been trying to write an essay all day.
barely managed 300 words, and it's due monday. Really should stop procrastinating, but that would be sensible wouldn't it? I'd much rather play with my kittens.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:04, Reply)

i am very poorly
I have porridge but I'm feeling a bit golidlocks as it's too hot still
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:21, Reply)

What's wrong with you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:40, Reply)

nasty cold
one of those that makes all your bones ache and leaves you knackered. Also woke up with backache, but I think that's because I'm old
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)

What you need is a nice hot bath
And a nap.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:45, Reply)

this is probably true
i need to start tidying enough to pack

how's you this morning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:50, Reply)

I'm okay.
I need to go shopping in a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:52, Reply)

interesting shopping
or boring shopping?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:54, Reply)

Depends on your view of food really.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 11:59, Reply)

to be honest
there is very little interesting about any form of shopping. With the possible exceptions of camera shopping, book shopping and going round the larp kit stalls
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:03, Reply)

How is the packing going, made any progress?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:07, Reply)

not really
going to try and at least get the place tidy so I can put things in boxes later. The problem is that the boxes will make the house really cramped all week, but it is only a week! 6 DAYS!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Yay!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:20, Reply)

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY !
Do you have a lot of stuff?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:20, Reply)

i have a lot of books
a few bits of furniture that'll need a van, and then a whole lot of random crap (clothes, material, costumes, etc.). I think moving here took about 3 car loads then a van with furniture. Will be a bit more this time.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

DVD and video game shopping rocks, and gadgets, and homeware

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I opened up a christmas card from the previous people who lived here, as I've had it since early december. It is the best christmas card I've ever seen...

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:19, Reply)

Do they know the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I donno, I reckon so

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:10, Reply)

there's nothing like christmas greetings
and bladder information
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 13:52, Reply)

speaking of such
How is your bladder Cavy?
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)

it's absolutely fine
really quite happy with it's performance recently. And yours?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Seeing that makes me want to start sending Christmas cards again.
Only, I will pick random people who I don't know.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 14:20, Reply)

and tell them about your medical problems

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Cleaning

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 14:30, Reply)

If Villa, Brighton and West Ham win and Chelsea draw I will be a very happy boy.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:07, Reply)

accumulator?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:24, Reply)

No I support Villa, Brighton and West Ham now.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Afternoon!
I just had a frittata and am now watching blocky football via the interwebs. No plans to move off the couch any time soon.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

i can onlly hear the word frittata in scotish
accent, due to that eggs advert. I have never heard of it outside there. Isn't it just an omlette with stuff in it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Not quite an omelette
you don't fold it over, instead you sprinkle cheese on and finish it under the grill. I think that's the difference, I've never made an omelette.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)

even i can do
omlettes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:51, Reply)

moved piano into dining room.
trying to figure out why the full beam on the van won't work to no avail. In the process I have discovered that the remote central locking is also dodgy.

This means I have to take it somewhere and pay someone to sort it out. Boo.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

Hey everyone it's Vipros!
How's things? Apart from a dodgy shagwagon, that is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:47, Reply)

*waves*
that's a whole lot of grown up in that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Hey it's Vipros!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:50, Reply)

My mates van is the same, it occasionally looks him in to our amusement.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Coughing.
Trying to avoid tidying up. Same old same old.

On the plus side, my car insurance renewal quote came in today, and it's gone down by about fifty quid. This is the same fifty quid it went up by, for absolutely no reason, last year.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:22, Reply)

You are Cavy both have AIDS.
Did you get it from each other?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

she
is me? that's scary
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:42, Reply)

sick is the new black

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Don't be bringing your germs to the cider boat,

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:43, Reply)

it'll be uncool by april

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

You'll be uncool by April?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:50, Reply)

i am NEVER uncool
i'll just be less unwell
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Glad we sorted this out.
When does he LARPing season start?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:55, Reply)

first one I'm going to is march
sometmes there are earlier ones, but this year we may not be chipping ice off the tents
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:56, Reply)

We'll have no talk of larping on the boat Captain.
None whatsoever.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:58, Reply)

WHAT?!
i was not previously aware of this condition
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Well it is a condition.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Fuck you and your cider boat.
I'll only be coughing if it's dusty.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)

If it's warm(ish) and dry, I'll be sitting outside.
There is nice out-side area for land lovers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Pottered round the shops
failed to buy anything. But in some ways that's ok as it's still another two weeks til payday. Sigh. I hate January.
(berk, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

It gets worse berk.
Bristol City are losing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Honestly not been this fucked off in ages.
Everyone everywhere can fuck off and die.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Against 10 men as well.
Are you seeing your lady friend this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)

We're supposed to be seeing each other seeing as I go back Monday.
But I thought fuck it, I ain't texting her she can text me. So nothing will happen 100%.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)

If you like her though, why not make the effort and send her a text?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Because it's always me texting her.
My best mate (who I was out with last night) is really good mates with her, that's how I got to know her. He told me to leave it alone and let her do the chasing as she'll crack pretty sharpish if you don't get in touch for a few days.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Unless he is trying to steam in behind your back!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Hahaha.
If he wanted to shag her/she wanted to shag him they'd have done it long before now. When I was talking about her last night his first words were "I told you, there's a reason I haven't and wouldn't go anywhere near her". She's a proper head case but all the best ones are aren't they? Probably.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Mentals are good Baz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I've never understood this 'chase me' game
if you like her, why shouldn't you text her? Why should it matter who texts who first? What if, by waiting to see who cracks first, you both lose interest because you both don't want to be the one that gives in? If you like her, go for it man. And best of luck with it.
(berk, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Normally I wouldn't chase any one to any great degree.
It's only because I'm going back on Monday and want to see her. It's not that I wouldn't text her, it's just I've text her every day this week besides yesterday (massive back and forth conversations each time) and I'm very wary of looking pushy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:17, Reply)

I suppose there is such a thing as being too keen
but if you like her..
(berk, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:22, Reply)

I do like her, a bit too much probably.
I'm gonna let it cool though, if I keep thinking about it I'll go fucking nuts.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Or, more likely... wait for it...
NOT fucking Nuts!!!!!

(I'm assuming her surname is Nuts)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Wise words berk.
I'm glad I didn't have to keep telling you to ask TB out, rather than have you going on about it on here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Shush you
I'm better at giving advice than taking it, and besides, I did do it eventually even though I was convinced and terrified I'd be knocked back.
(berk, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:20, Reply)

hahaha
I wish I was full of useful advice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Of course you are
you're like OT's resident agony uncle.
(berk, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:25, Reply)

I'm not sure I should be flattered or offended by that, berk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Flattered
if you were shit at giving advice people wouldn't keep asking for it.
(berk, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

People don't ask for it.
I take great pleasure is FORCING MY VIEWS on people.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Here, have this advice.
I said, HAVE IT.
(berk, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Exactly.
And if you don't want it. Don't worry. I'll just repeat myself until you agree that it's brilliant advice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:32, Reply)

I fail to see how this comes as a surprise to you anymore, Jeff.

(berk, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:45, Reply)

It comes as no surprise, but I don't have to be happy about it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Waking the dead is jolly good

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:28, Reply)

I read that as 'Wanking the dead'
You disgust me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:43, Reply)

hahahah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:48, Reply)

You think pulling off stiffs is funny do you/

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:50, Reply)

it's a sisyphean task
as he will never complete it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Oh dear lordy, I went shopping again, I struggled to take it all back to my flat, there was so much, my fingers are still numb from the shopping bags even though I've been home for 15 minutes.
I got some purple scales to go with my purple microwave and purple kettle, they look like an old sweet shop's scales, big dial, metal, perfect for making cakes.
And I got a big purple pot for if I have 4-5 people around I can bake something if I want too.
And I got some caffine tablets instead of drinking energy drinks.
And I got some fags and fizzy pops
And I got some motzerella and salamis and mango chucknee, 'cus I was gonna make a pizza for dinner, but on the way home I decided to go into the mexican place and get a take-away and try their ribs, so for dinner I got a big load of ribs with coalslaw and chips and jellipino poppers and bluecheese dip.

For some reason my tablets this morning were really strong, they knocked me for six, so I thought some fresh air would be in order, so I went to the shops. OHOHOHOHOHOH I got a couple of t-shirts too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:45, Reply)

you are consumerman!
Perhaps I will be too - I might make all my kitchen equipment red, though. Not with blood, mind, like properly
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:52, Reply)

0o0o0o0o0o0oh. O also got a whisk and ladle, Colourware range, one blue and one purple, because my utensals and knives are multicoloured.
You should do Orange, you can get most things in orange and it's a nice bright viberent colour.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:54, Reply)

and the crappy 2nd hand
sofa/armchair I have at the mo are orange-y
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)

i just realised you were replyng to the kitchen one
i will not be having sofas in the kitchen
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:58, Reply)

My mate has a georgous kitchen that I'm very jelly of in a lot of respects.
It's black, chrome and with glossy orange trimmings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:07, Reply)

gonna paint the lounge orange and red, too
not sure about the bedroom - maybe purple, maybe teal
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Oh lovely, I'm thinking mexican back ally or tattoie (the star wars place that looked mexican and poor).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Herro

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Hello my darling, hello my love, how are you doing?
Panto, aye? Tell me all about it, they must have made you use a _lot_ of make-up to be one of the ugly sisters.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:09, Reply)

I think this would look good in your kitchen
www.popartuk.com/humour/wash-your-mouth-out-with-chocolate-44023-tin-sign.asp

I'm not an ugly sister this year... I'm Jack - Prince of Diamonds.
I've got a gun for shooting haggis but I'm not very good at it which is probably for the best as the haggis are dressed up kids.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Haha, oh man, I love those signs.
I'm waiting 'till we do it up in a month or soo's time before I accessorise it though.

That sounds great, where abouts are you based again? Was it yorkshire? It would be nice to see you in action.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:23, Reply)

We? You got a housemate?
Yes, West Yorkshire. You're more than welcome to come to the panto, you know where I am if you want details.

I kind of wish I could spam it on here but I'm scared of getting heckled, it was bad enough having Bogus there front row centre last year and he's got the same for this year.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:27, Reply)

The last thing I'd do is invite a bunch of b3tans to a public event where I'm on stage making a fool of myself.
ref. piston_broke
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Apparently I'm not bad at panto though, that's the difference.

( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:35, Reply)

I did the stage-handing at a panto for a few years, one of the best things I ever did, such a proper laugh.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Nah', I mean Me and Ma' when I say 'we' about my flat. I'm the only one living here, but in my mind she's just as much part of this flat as I am.
Oh cool, I probably most likely won't come, but if you were close then I would be there without a doubt.

You know what sp@m, everyone in Yorkshire who you know already has you on Facebook, put it up on there instead, that way there are only offline-friends.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:36, Reply)

Smooooth.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Me and sp@m go WAAAY back, we're tight yo'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)

That last comment was nothing to do with my race.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)

WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
back, almost as far back as b3ta's womb days.
( Mrs Sp@m, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Totally

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)

I just bought something as well Gonz.
To fill the gaping hole of loneliness and self loathing in my life I've spent two hundred and seventy quid on a jacket. At least it was 40% off, eh?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Link it Baz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:31, Reply)

shop.acnestudios.com/shop/sale/men-s-sale/outerwear/armstrong.html
I tried it on in Liberty in the summer and it's amazing, goose down inner and all that jazz. Proper warm. I only EVER buy clothes online when I'm in a bad mood. I have tons of stuff bookmarked and then if I'm angry/depressed/down I buy something. Probably explains why I have so many clothes.
(I fully appreciate it looks nothing special and it doesn't, wouldn't even glance twice at it if I hadn't tried it on).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:37, Reply)

I've never met you Barry.
But I'm pretty sure you're the only person who could get away with a jacket like that.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:39, Reply)

The girls I knock about with at uni say my style goes from amazing to the amazingly offensive.
I do try and wind people up with what I wear most of the time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:41, Reply)

I like that lots, did you go for green or black?
I can totally dig the whole bad-mood = spend-money thing, but is there anything that isn't so funds-absorbing you can go for? Like DVDs, or anything else that'll get you frothing? Not making any judgements on your cash here, I don't have a clue about them, it's just that it seems a lot. Maybe you can get the same releaf by finding a bargin of clothing instead?

I do the same thing on Play.com, but I also force myself to wait 'till the next morning, and if I still want it, depending on what it is, I'll get it or wait 'till payday. And when I was your age, I was a hell of a lot worst at doing that than I am now.

It's the whole consumerism world we live in these days, I could easily spend a grand on nice new clothes if I had a grand to spend. I saw some lovely stuff in Marks'n'Sparks today, and there are a few Closing Down sales in the town, but I stopped myself on account of already being satiside by the homewares.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)

Went for the green.
I don't normally spend that much, this is by far my most outlandish angry purchase. By about a hundred and twenty quid. I don't regret it most of the time, by the time it turns up I'm well happy with it. I'd never buy nice stuff like this otherwise, when I'm of sound mind I'm reasonably frugal.

But I'm very fucked off today so thought what the hell. Although it doesn't always work out well, I still wonder what was going through my head when I spent sixty quid on a summer scarf. Still not worn it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)

Gawd Bless ya' self-worth-confirming styrophome covered goods (or price-tags in your case).
Hook us up a link, I ain't ever had a single piece of clothing worth that kind of dosh before, I bet it's well nice though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)

Nothing today. Went to an Indian birthday party in my paternal grandparents house last night (not mine).
The Kind where 500 people turn up in full
traditional dress and 100 cars (no prizes for guessing the make) are parked outside, a marquis is ordered,a huge buffet is put on and a lot of bhangra is played . A lot of White people seem fascinated by the extended family nature of close ethnic communities. They see it as magical.
Take it from me as someone who is of Anglo-Indian descent, it isn't.
Old men get smashed, Wealth businessmen flash the cash, and lots of curry is consumed. The women have their own room.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:10, Reply)

I didn't realise there were still 100
Brown and Gold Nissan Bluebirds left!

Must be a nightmare getting a cab round your way at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Guess again.
Think up market.
(that's not gonna help with the Nissan Bluebird, is it?)
NINJA- Oh wait a minute, I've just cottoned on to the Minicab joke.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Oh yeah.
These people are all about the people carriers these days, they can charge more then!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)

Nope.
MERCEDES-BENZ. The Indian mans wheels.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:45, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:53, Reply)

So far today has been good
Went shopping with G/F and Emily - got a full refund for some shonky goods from Comet, bought some trainers and some border tiles for her bath. Had a couple of beers with Pooflake and some members of twang club and soon I'm off for a fillet steak meal at the aforementioned G/F's place.
Life is good!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:33, Reply)

I bought some trainers today as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 18:38, Reply)

We need pics init.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:00, Reply)

God no.
These are the shittest, most ugly shoes I've ever owned. I got them purely for exercising.

They were only twenty quid.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Jan 2012, 19:04, Reply)