i am so fucking bored
q - how does a workwife/husband differ from an office fling?

alt q - what do you do to make the workday bearable?
( zulu eh?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:27, 95 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Masturbation
To both questions
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)

lol

( zulu eh?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Define a workwife/husband please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:29, Reply)

It's alright sporto, I'll look things up so you don't have to:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Work_spouse
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Ta
Can you put it on my PC screen magically please?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Just fill in your details here and I'll do the rest
https://secure.logmein.com/UK/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Awww, can you not do it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Is your work wife typing this for you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Yes I am
*informs sportscow of updates to screen*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Then I'd assume the difference is
"no fucking"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:32, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:33, Reply)

Difference?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:34, Reply)

One assumes you have work flings for the sex
that article implies a work spouse is every aspect of a relationship but sex.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Sorry, I thought you meant between a wife and a work wife
As you were.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)

ah, sorry. that makes much more sense

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)

HAHAHA
You're married and you don't get to have the sex anymore.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:35, Reply)

"the sex"?

( zulu eh?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)

It's something unmarried people have

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I think I can remember that. Vaguely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)

It is?
Can you inform the girlfriend, please?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1516693
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:37, Reply)

or from that article
immediate intimacy [of marriage] without the sex or commitment
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)

this is b3ta.
I covered what you said much more succinctly and I done a swear. 3/10, chompy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Fling: exciting, fun, highly sexual, elements of guilt (if cheating).

Marriage: decorating, washing up, tolerating each other's families, occasionally sexual if you're lucky, elements of gardening and financial responsibility.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Plus you get to put the ladder up into the loft whenever she wants to get something down
because she can't do it herself.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:38, Reply)

true

( zulu eh?, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Does Al's wife make you do that too?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Al's wife makes everyone do it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Are we still talking about ladders or have we moved on to innuendo yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:43, Reply)

She's so fucking lazy when it comes to that loft ladder.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:43, Reply)

This morning
My wife kept me waiting after she asked for my help with something. After a couple of minutes waiting (I was in a hurry) I merely asked her to "c'mon".

This was met with a shriek of "DON'T COME ON ME"

It took her a minute or two realise what she had said.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Also, its too late now anyway

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I've been reading about Bokashi composting.
And I'm not even married.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:39, Reply)

But the offers are bound to come flooding in
Now that you have an extensive knowledge of Bokashi composting.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:41, Reply)

It's an interesting type of composting Tangled
it's more like an anaerobic fermentation, problem is most places try to tell you that you have to buy some expensive fucking wood chips every month for it to work. I doubt that's true.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Insofar as one can get interested in composting
I'm sure it is right up there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:47, Reply)

What's that then?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Don't get him started ffs.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)

It's going to make Chompy a millionaire

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Billionaire!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Type of sealed composting
www.bokashicomposting.com/
Quicker than normal and can be done on a smaller scale. Ferments rather than really composts the stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:45, Reply)

That looks fucking horseshit.
The video of the "completed" compost looks nothing like completed compost, it's still onion skins and vegetable peelings. Anaerobic digestion works, but doing it on a small scale like that is just daft, you're much better off with a standard compost heap or a wormery.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I don't have a garden, so I was looking for something I can do indoors.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:50, Reply)

It will fucking stink.
have you smelt an anaerobic digester? Also, an anaerobic digester inside is a pretty epic explosion risk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)

NO! IT HAS NO NOSE!!1!!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)

JAMAICA!

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)

ALASKA!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

WI'JAMMIN!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

BLUE PAINT!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I have, but this uses some other type of microorganism from rice or something.
It's meant not to smell bad.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

lactobacillus bacteria
apparently.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:56, Reply)

It doesn't matter what bacteria you put in
there will be the usual anearobic bacteria already present, and as soon as you open that airtight container it will stink. And also the lid will burst off because of the gas build up, so you'll need a non airtight container with some kind of water trap on the outlet. And the gas that comes out will stink.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:00, Reply)

All piss taking aside
it's very good that you're trying to compost stuff, but if you don't have an outside space, does your council not collect green waste or food waste? Because composting on a large scale is much more efficient.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Not from flats unfortunatly.
And I don't really want to dump it in a neighbours.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Hmmmm, Can you buy a wormery and keep it outside near your communal bins?
Or maybe ask the building management if they would consider letting you do this?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)

I don't really want to spend any money apart from "a container"
so a wormery isn't what I had in mind. Plus it'll probably get nicked by the gypsies that just parked up nearby.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Also:
If you have no garden, what will you do with the compost?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

This is the most important point.
Well done CQ, even though you'll soon be a worthless sponger on £26,000 a year, you can still make a good point.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:15, Reply)

If I didn't have to go to work I reckon I could manage on 26k
oh well, back to trying not to look too expendable.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)

That's what I was wondering
but wasn't sure if I was being thick, so didn't ask.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:16, Reply)

I think I covered this earlier
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1516739
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Is this one of those
??????

PROFIT!

things?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Awww, you don't have to be scared of appearing thick Scarpe.
What's important is that you demonstrate you're trying. Well done.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:17, Reply)

I have a bunch of plants

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)

And the award for most obvious answer to a stupid question of the week goes to...

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Chompy's flat is one of those cannabis farms you read about

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)

FUCKS SAKE YOUR ALL AT IT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)

How many?
Because if you're not actually hosting a triffid farm, then you really don't need the amount of compost you will end up generating from a reasonable amount of food scrap.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Betweem my housemate and I
9, but if I make too much compost I can just chuck it away, not like I paid for it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:23, Reply)

you paid for it to be food

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Just buy a bag of compost, it will cost your less than a fiver
and will keep you going for at least 2 years.

You don't need to repot plants on a regular basis anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I could sell you some tablets with that in
This, er... won't actually help.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:03, Reply)

doesn't matter
it'll still make methane, and more importantly, if you put protein in there, it'll make ammonia. and that will most definitely ming.

and lactobacillus?, you've often noticed how really, really rancid off milk and cheese definitely, absolutely, doesn't smell at all, haven't you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Oh here come Dr Science with all his "science"
and "facts" and "knowledge"
I'll have you know we only deal in opinion and rumour round here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:12, Reply)

and lies. Don't forget about the lies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:13, Reply)

and cockgazzes

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Yeah, thanks for that Batto
It's not that I'm not flattered, but you know, I'm not gay.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

THATS THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Sorry tangles
Won't happen again.

Fucking lactobacillus? that was what killed PRINCESS DIANA OF HEARTS you fucking MONSTER, chompy. HOW COULD YOU?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)

I thought it made lactic acid rather than methane
and that acid slowed the methane producing organisms.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:22, Reply)

It's multiple metabolic streams
some bugs upregulate some and downregulate others more. Methane isn't really a smell problem anyway to be fair, that's ammonia.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:24, Reply)

It's where loads of Japanese men spunk in your compost.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Here's the rest that I owe you from earlier:
'hahahahaha'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:49, Reply)

compost dirtbox
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Completely different innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 14:42, Reply)

controversial

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:05, Reply)

You know me, Quints
Just say wot I fink even if it causes shocks
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:19, Reply)

mad bad and dangerous to know, pet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:21, Reply)

What's going on up there ^?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:26, Reply)

talken shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Fucken right

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:29, Reply)

i'm off to troll gardenersworld.com
i bet they have a right laugh
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:32, Reply)

I bet this is where you do your gardening
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uphill
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:34, Reply)

i've never been to weston supermare

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Nor have you been to me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Jan 2012, 15:53, Reply)