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Whilst I apologise to the folks underneath for disgracefully 'diving in too early'...
But I have just returned from lunchtime drinkies and have subsequently stumbled across a thought...
I think that 'pearosts' should not be allowed. If people weren't around when a story was first posted then that's their tough fuck. Yay or nay?
alt: favourite chocolate bar?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:10,
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latest was 13 years ago)
You'd never be able to police it, though.
The FAQs clearly state that it's not on to call someone a cunt, but that doesn't stop people from doing it.
Plus you'd be denying a lot of newbies past glories.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:17,
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SHUT UP YOU CUNT
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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you cunt
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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your more cunter than i am
and so's your mum
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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cunt
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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Lorks, you're right...
I guess I didn't think it through (and not for the first time)
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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sympathy reply
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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i think calling them 'pearost's makes you a fucken poof
and i wouldn't read any of the QOTW shite anyway
alt erm duno don't have one right now, maybe a dairy milk caramel
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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This is a post I can get behind
Althought kitkats are better
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PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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CUNT
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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That was uncalled for.
:(
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PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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you soppy cunt
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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Crikey, you've just reminded me of my schooldays...
(i.e a cocking long time ago)
Tey used to have Dairy Milk Caramels in the vending machine at my school - but they were two.whole.pence. more expensive than 'Caramac's (sp?) that were sort of slim, half-toffee hybrids that were frankly shite.
I went for Caramacs everytime. I was as tight as a duck's arse swimming backwards even then.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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I couldn't given even the tiniest raisin-like nugget of a shit.
My answer to both. Chocolate bars are bent (apart from the Texan Bar)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:32,
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Yay!
This place is poorer without you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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Of all the things it is, it isn't poorer.
There are none more poor than Monts.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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You are too kind – but sadly I’m off again for at least an hour
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:40,
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Texan bar high fives
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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I don't think anyone can muster the effort to care at all
Alt: Gone off chocolate in general, but Lion bars for the nostalgia value
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:35,
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I had a Picnic the other day.
It wasn't great.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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Ants in your Houmous?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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no, Dec in the potato salad
hhahahahahahaha lol rofl i am well funney!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:51,
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That has gone so far through the wall of 'fucking awful' as to become brilliant again.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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that probably sums up what i do
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:56,
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No, we can condense that in to one word.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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brilliant?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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Exactly right.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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well thank you very much, awfully kind old bean
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:02,
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Don't mention it.
It is a pleasure to read the rectal bleedings of humour from such a Wildean mirthmeister like yourself.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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gosh your good at compliemtns
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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It's a gift, I guess.
They just trip off the tongue when it comes to you, sweetheart.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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Like Ricky Gervais stand up?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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at least he can stand up, you fucken housewhale
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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I have noticed you are quick with the weight based insults.
Are you overcompensating for your own gourmand, porcine, self image inadequacies?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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i'm alright weight wise, got no neck tho
makes it hard to see over fences :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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Or brick walls?
Is it cos you is well stocky or just that necks were not genetically available to you in light of your parentage?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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dunno, i think i have a neck, but fat desperate mess keeps saying i don't cos i asked her out for a joke by gaz
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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oh wait just looked at the pic again, i'm stooping
poor swipe can't even tell when people are stooping, silly fat desperate retarded mess
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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Tut tut so worked up and personal ONLINE
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:13,
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i got defensive cos you was making lies
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:13,
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Well watch your blood pressure
We're not worth it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:17,
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Speak for yourself.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:22,
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i don't know enough about you to defend myself
with swipe its easy cos she comes across exactly as she is :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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Poor old neckless!
How do you cope with black tie do's?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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/forehead
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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I DON'T LIKE BEING GANGED UP ON
reporting fat desperate mess and shiny 'twat' knight to the mods for this, get yo ass naughty stepped
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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Calm down, spaz.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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tell it to the judge
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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What judge, simple?
Have you had too much sugar this alvo and that's the reason you are being an odious little person?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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I'm not a judge yet
Give it a couple more years...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:17,
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he said judge, not Fudge
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:22,
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This makes no sense neckless
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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i may be neckless, but your recklessly feckless
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:30,
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Maybe you get more stressed when you don't have a neck?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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jus stooping swipe, i'll post the picture here so everyone can see how stupid you are
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:23,
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Or how ugly you are?
Please think this through! Don't do it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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Maybe if they just put a link to the original,
rather than writing the whole thing out again.
Alt: I rather like the spots and stripes thing at the moment. It's a nice mix of milk and white chocolate.
I say 'at the moment', but I haven't had chocolate since new year.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:39,
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Nor me, not since Christmas
No chocolate high fives.
I see cadburys now have one a bit like an aero but the inside is white, so like your spots and stripes but in bubblicious form!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:41,
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I just put an excellent reply to your 3 minute tape post on the other thread.
It's brilliant.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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I have duly replied
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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It's goooooood, that stuff
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berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:54,
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It"s on the post detox list!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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Along with an awful lot of booze and cheese, I imagine
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berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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No diet coke though
I am not kicking that habit to take it back up!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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I limit myself to 3 cans a week
although the bastards in the canteen hospital now charge 80 sodding pee for one...
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berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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Blimey even my work one is only 50!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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I can't remember the last time I was charged 50p for a can of coke...
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berk, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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Outside our subsidised restaurant in the city it is at least double
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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Do they still make Topics?
What has a hazlenut in every bite?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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squirrel shit
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:47,
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Heeeeeyyyy!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:49,
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Did someone request a Fonz?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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Don't care
alt:Yorkie
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ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:53,
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I'm fucking loving my chocolate bars I picked up at Hotel Chocolate the other day.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:53,
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Gonz, do you happen to know where there is a Hotel Chocolate in London?
I don't seem to remember anyone mentioning if there even is one...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:54,
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There is one on Fench St near your station.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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Although I was just being facetious to Gonz who keeps mentioning the Moorgate one,
I actually didn't know there was one near Fenchurch Street, so that's handy to know.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:56,
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You are welcome.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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Oh man, there is one in Moorgate, which is really good because my train goes into moorgate so I can nip out, get some sophdeen from boots to go with the hotel chocolate chocolate bar and then onto work at the barbican.
Or, if I'm going home from work, I can go to the barbican and then mooregate to go the boots and hotel chocolate chocolate bar retail unit and then the train at moorgate to where I live !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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Mmmm hotel chocolat cheesecake!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:09,
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I noticed they do spreads, so if you wanna spread, I'll lay on some spread, and we'll both dirty up the bed.
SMOOTHEST CHATUP LINE EVER.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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That will be one hell of a housewarming
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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I'll double it up as one of our birthdays too, don't care which one, we both win.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:06,
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Alright Gonz.
In these austere times you are on here bragging about £50 bars of chocolate? Is that appropriate?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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He's off his tits on methadone, though.
Don't harsh the man's buzz.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:02,
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Methadone and chocolate
A potent buzz
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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Bittersweet.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:09,
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I like it when it gets to the point where I forget to breath.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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If you're having money problems I feel bad for ya' son, I got 99 problems but a cashflow ain't one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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Hahaha.
Let them eat £50 chocolate.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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Alright Gonz
www.facebook.com/pages/BarHumPug/248519075223175?ref=nf
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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Sweet, I've liked it to check it out later =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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Actually, you know what, scratch that, I just had a "Malteaster" bar, they're my fave.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:13,
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Oh good call those things fucking rock
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:18,
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Galaxy or Milka Creme
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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I'M BEING BULLIED CALL THE MODS
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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Gimme the facts, what's happening?
I'm a bullying and harassment advisor innit.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:13,
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i've gazzed rob, he always does what i ask
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1525064
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:14,
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You should be honoured.
Keep up the good work.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:18,
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As Rob is my witness.
May he strike me down.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:21,
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you got some sort of personality disorder what makes you keep picken on my?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:22,
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No.
You have the personality disorder.
It's like watching a schizophrenic argue with themselves.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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what are you talken about? you mental or what?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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don't stoop to their level by mocking those with mental health disabilities
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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oh right soz
here look at how handsome i am even when i'm stooping
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/me.jpg
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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Phwoar
You will never be gay enough for swipe though
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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but i've got no neck and some bad typing skills :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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You should top yourself then
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:31,
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well that confirms it, i'm off to take a long walk off a short cliff with some razors and rocks in my poskets
and a rape around my neck
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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RAPELOLZ
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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That big old head is totally 'shopped in
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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if i had that kind of skill i would have shopped a prettier head :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:31,
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I hate agreeing with you :(
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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i hate that we'll probably be married with 5 kids some day :'(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:34,
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Don't worry
You might be sterile
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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probably am, been not careful with LQ for about 18 months and no shakes
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:42,
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Silly quentin
Real dolls aren't THAT real.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:43,
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life always finds a way
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:44,
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It looks like he's doing that Monty Python man thing
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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He's more normal than I thought
Was my initial reaction. The second was, whoa, no neck!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:34,
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I'm more surprised that a bloke who claims to having a girlfriend appears to be wearing a wedding ring.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:39,
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Shut up shut up
I know he's not real but I want him to be real
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:41,
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picture was taken about 4 years ago, been divorced 3 years
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:42,
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I also queried this
I mean, nobody would marry him. Therefore... SHOPPED!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:42,
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thats out of order
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:43,
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This whole courtroom's out of order
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:44,
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You are truly a stallion of a man.
Were the other two midgets in panto?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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do you mean were?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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Ninja'd.
Slowly.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:30,
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pretty sure this means i beat you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:31,
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That's exactly what it means.
Well done.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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i'm good at this!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:34,
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The best.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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of the best?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:43,
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Of the retarded cunts I am afraid.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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that isn't very nice, i'm starting to think you don't like me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:53,
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I well loves you Quinten.
I am looking forward to seeing you in Bristol.
Where do you live because JTDF and I are going for a beer a week Saturday. In Wapping.
You are most welcome.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:58,
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this sounds like a great idea!
someone who has taken my internet so seriously he couldn't stop posting 'twat' at me and trying to insult me at every opportunity i would love to meet you!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:05,
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Please yourself.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:10,
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OK.
It's so hard though.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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Yeah Stunned.
Stop pickin on Quints question mark.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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I never touched his fucking question mark.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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Well he said you did.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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Or he'll cry 96 Tears*
*Possibly need Monty here to appreciate that one.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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Cry, cry, cry 96 tears.
*appreciates*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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Thanks Stunned.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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Has he got 96 eyes?
I was quite distressed when they use that in an advert, can't remember what for though
EDIT: it was some shitty car and I think you guys mean a different song anyway:
www.tvadmusic.co.uk/2011/11/nissan-qashqai-ultimate-urban-car/
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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With the underscore that looks like gashgai.
Just sayin'.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:31,
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I don't care
I'm being reminded how awesome the proper version is. I dare evne monty to hate this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPOVmWzeqEo
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:32,
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You'll probably know the song
I think someone covered it, but this is the one I meant:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgfnCTp3p7U
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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Know it, prefer The Cramps.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:40,
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I prefer the Flumps.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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Erratum.
Cramps: superb
Question Mark: superber
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:22,
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Oooooh you could delete everything you post that he replies to and then repost it?
No? Not that sad?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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i would never do that, thats dead pathetic
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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Mais oui
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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Nay, a well written post is worthy of being reposted.
Alt: Probably Kitkat chunky, although I am also rather fond of Lion bars.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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I don't even know what a pearoast is.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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repost
You thicko
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:42,
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Repost=pearoast?
There's no fucking "a" in repost! How can they be .......FFS.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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It's the little green bits in Bombay Mix.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:05,
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That reply is so brilliant
that you should pearost it.
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King Nightmare, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:38,
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Only three interesting things have ever happened to me
I need the right to shoehorn those stories in whenever they're even vaguely related to the week's question.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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Was one of them meeting me?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:53,
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Lighty Meeting Jeff damn well should be.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:57,
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Quite.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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I don't think I've ever been funnier than when I met Lighty.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:01,
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been felt
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:09,
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Rumours of me touching him up are FALSE.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:12,
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That's not what he says.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:13,
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It's meant to be a secret.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:15,
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I'm not sure anyone has been funnier than that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:17,
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Innit.
The perfect jape.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:36,
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Although I'd have felt bad if he'd got stabbed or shot.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:36,
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hahahaha
Yes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:00,
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i accidentally pearoasted one
would I be up in court for it? There was about 6 years between posts, the first was largely ignored, the second time it was in teh newsletter.
alt: all of them. At once. Except turkish delight
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:13,
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You'd love a Turk to give you a bit of delight.
That's why you have so many kebabs.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:14,
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it's the only interest I get on the dating site
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:16,
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When you next come to Bristol you should go on the pull at Jason's Donner Van.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:37,
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I like a man who smells of burnt grease
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50,
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We'd heard that.
No grease, no happy happy.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:51,
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Silly Cavy
Turkish delight is pink jelly stuff, not chocolate.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:15,
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i mean the one in the pink wrapping covered in chocolate
I was surprised to find I actually like proper turkish delight
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:16,
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ah, I see.
Well, if you will worship false turkish delight idols.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:18,
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It's foul.
You are menkle.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:22,
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and you have wrecked tastebuds
from smoking syringes full of LSD
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:24,
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Wait rose
Does the most amazing Turkish delight. In a wooden box. Mmmmmmmm.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:23,
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delicious wooden boxes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:25,
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It's all about eating the box.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:26,
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That's what she said
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:27,
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Pervy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:46,
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I'd have said it was perfectly normal....
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:55,
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I bought some from the Turks in Dalston.
It was like plaster of paris with lumps of poo in it.
Never again. Baklava, however, I can stomach, but really, sweet food is gay anyway.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:26,
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I love Baklava
I have a proper sweet tooth and I get massive sugar rushes. The come-down's a bitch, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:28,
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I'm at home. Where are you?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:46,
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Werk
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:47,
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I'll get shit sorted this evening and send you a text with the details.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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Bless you my child.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50,
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Nee bovver.
I've got fuck all else to do this evening.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:51,
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Well, it's an honest living.
I has Peroni and grass.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:49,
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I am most, most envious.
Tonight I am suppoed to be going Yeti hunting.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50,
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Do you have to look for his footprint in a massive pile of white powder?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:51,
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I have to look for a dead pill dealer and head north*
*story I shall tell you on 18th which will be dismissed as 'lies' on here
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:06,
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I have better beer and envy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:51,
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He's waiting in the bedroom
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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*unzips*
*girds loins*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50,
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I like the crap cadbury's stuff with chocolate all over it!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:47,
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Fry's is it not?
They invented the chocolate bar, you know.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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Cadbury's bought them out years ago mind
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:49,
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True!
There was a big Fry's factory in Bristol, it then became a Cadbury's factory.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50,
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They started in Brizzle.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:51,
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All the good stuff started in Bristol.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:52,
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Clap started in Briz according to the gospel according to me.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:56,
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Is that where you were when you caught it?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:57,
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I am gutted you don't remember
That night. Although I did well drug you an' shit.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:01,
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That wasn't me.
That was my nan.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:02,
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She is SMOKIN'
I thought it was you.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:03,
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she's dead, you insensitive cunt
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:05,
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*jokeaboutdeadinsensitivevaginas*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:07,
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Meh.
I might bring you some cider next week.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:03,
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It coincided with your mum doing her UK tour.
Apparently Bristol was the last night of the 60 nights.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:58,
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Spring Tour of West Country shitholes.
Well! That's what the t-shirts said.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:02,
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It was your mums shit hole that got explored.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:03,
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That was implied in the t-shirt bit.
Fucking simpletons!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:06,
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S-TOTD
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:07,
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?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:08,
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Is that what Wookey Hole is?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:06,
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hahahah
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:07,
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I have had cheddar from Wookey Hole.
It were cheesy.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:08,
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If I can get some Farmhouse cider by the 18th, do you want some?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:09,
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Of course.
Is it menkle?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:11,
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It isn't suitable for vegitarians.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:12,
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That's how you can tell it's real cider.
The bits of mouse floating in it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:13,
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Get on, janner!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:14,
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What does that mean?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:14,
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I don't know
I thought it was "carrot" for yes.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:18,
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I'll see what I can do!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:19,
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Me and cheese don't really get on.
but I did see them making cheddar at the official Cheddar Gorge Company.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 18:11,
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Full of eastern promise
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLnuI25JSTE
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:50,
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Starbar
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:39,
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Good call.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:48,
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Thet have surprise value, too.
As not many shops stock them, when you see one on the shelf, it's great.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 17:55,
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