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Yeah boyee. New thread tiiiiiimeee.1. What excites you?
2. What repulses you?
3. What are you fucking staring at?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:20,
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What's she doing*?*please read this in the style of TV's Roy Walker. Thank you.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:23,
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Say what you see"Roy, she is clearly wanking off a cat"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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'err...catwank? Wanking cat? Pussy wanking...?''RIIIIIIIIGHHHHTTTTT!!!!'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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You've pissed on his (Mr) Chips(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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Too much licking, not enough sucking, for my liking.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:02,
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hahahaha!Best YM response for a while
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:24,
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1: Standard geeky shit, science and dat2: Fat people
3: A jug, which is empty, I should get some water.
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I like pears(not true, they are just gay apples)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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I just watched a youtube video on supercooled waterMy mind is now slightly broken
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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I read an article about 3D printing of a jaw earlier.It was made of titanium. I want a titanium jaw :(
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That was on the BBC site a few days agoFucking clever stuff
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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Was the article illustrated by a picture of Jaws from James Bond?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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If I was an BBC online editor it would have been.But it wasn't the pricks.
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They appeared to have been drinking this morningThe headline for the Sunderland game referred to Boro winning and they had "LOndon" in another
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:31,
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They're a bunch of hippies probably smacked out on reefer in their wig-wam offices.(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
I like. big. Jugs, and I can not lie. You other brother's can't denny.When a thurst creeps in and you want some juice with your gin, it's time to get drunk for the win.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:43,
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1. Very little2. Red apples
3. Half a cup of coffee
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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I like it. I say like, it passes the time. There are a large amount of people on the show that wind me up beyond words though. I'd happily kill a lot of them.
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Mark Wright first clearlyand then Mario(?)
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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There was a young one on 8 out of 10 Cats a while agoJoey? Fuck me was he dumb. I think he logs on here as Naked_Ape
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:34,
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Disturbingly still not quite as thick as Amy Childsthough he did once claim to be into politics, though he couldn't name the Prime Minister. Definitely Naked Ape
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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Lydia need to die. She's a pie faced idiot. And Lauren G, I would actually throw her off a bridge. Mario's a knobhead, yeah.
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*shakes head*Oh Barry, why?!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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1. Nothing much.2. Your face naturally
3. Generation Kill
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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It's excellent but oddly I'm having difficulty with the namesBrad and Nate are the only ones I can tell apart some of the time
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:32,
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It's the helmets I think.Thats why they take them off all the time, even though you probably wouldn't do that in war.
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It makes it a bit hard to followstill good though, much better than Justified
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:34,
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1. Hometime
2. work
3. The clock
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:31,
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i wouldn't say anything excites me really, but i am interested in space and tahti do find fat people repulsive too, and also small rodents
3 i've been staring at malc a bit today, he's very ahndsome
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Also thisimgur.com/gallery/dF00m
stolen from an ex b3tan alwayz in r haertz
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Really?I was about to say that it was Chompy's shittest post of all time. By quite a long way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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I meant the picHis post was shite
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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Lab is still around sometimes, isn't he?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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Your mum's arsehole is the popular page?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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I know she's not - the MK rugby team told me as much.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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I know them quite well,we pass each other on the way/in out of your mum's all the time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:44,
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It seems to be travelling in time(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:35,
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All of my posts should be on there but never are, so I'm boycotting that motherfucker(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:36,
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i'm clicking this post cos i want to make all your dreams come true(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I totally topped talk and off topic populols a few weeks ago, I can always think of that during my afternoon little cry(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:40,
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Why would this place have a popular page?What the fuck is that for? What the fuck is this place for? Who the fuck are you people? What the fuck? Just what the fuck? Fuck.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:39,
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I've created a dozen spoof accounts and scripted them to click on everything you ever say anywhere ever.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:44,
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that'll explain why the pp is so quinten heavyi never knew before (oh and also clikcing that)
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Call swipey fat againThat always seems to guarantee you a place on the popular page
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:55,
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i wonder if editing my posts here worsks? i hope soi could put anything in here really couldn't i?? in that case, set your faces to stunned is a cock
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actually hold upall the swipesults are gone from the pp, m aybe the mods took them out?
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I should fucking hope notit was weak at best.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:45,
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not in the traditional sense of being in any way funny, no.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:46,
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oh ok, i was hoping for an explanation but its jsut like you to not go around helping others cos your a prick(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Why would you want an explanation of that?it's meaningless.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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I can't stop thinking about Sashaand you being ball deep in her quivering quim
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1. Video games, speed, big cats, the thrill of the chase, applying to the Olympics.
2. Morbidly obese people. Retards. The seabead. Celery.
3. My lovely new webcam for Skype'ing colleagues. I've refused to use it and taken a picture of me eating an apple. JOY.
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1. Getting to shout at the telly when Masterchef is on.2. When I go into a ladies toilet and can smell someone elses vagina. This happens a fair bit in the gym.
3. The empty beer can infront of me.
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wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:38,
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I can't fucking stand Masterchefduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
/my impression of the "music"
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I like giving them all names.Shit tart bird, wrong fish girl, crying fatty.
I love how dramatic it is and I love Greg 'I've just got a mouthful of sweet fragrant oaty fishcake' Wallace.
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wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:42,
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yes he does and he admits it but he thinks he looks more like a foreign football manager i don't know the name of(, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)
They're mostly cuntsI saw if for the first time last night. Fair dos, some of them can certainly cook, but I'd hate to have to hold a conversation with them.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:46,
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That's precisely how your wife describes you.As I do her over the kitchen table.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:57,
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What, that she saw it for the first time last night?That's a bit rough, Monts.
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Kroney, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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Lusty does not go to Chariots in Shoreditch, no.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:58,
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Ever since the article about Greg Wallace in the Daily Mash, I simply cannot see him without either borking, or laughing(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:56,
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My old boss used to work with him.Apparently he was disgusting, would try to shag anything that moved and stuck his tongue out like he was pretending to lick a fanny whenever a woman he thought was attractive walked past.
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wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:06,
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Is it always the same vagina?You should tell them not to leave it lying around like that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:44,
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oh god i just read her number 2thats horrible!
but going into the mens and hearing other men farting and shitting is pretty bad too, especially when you can tell their obese
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I don't think it's the same one.I'm not a fanny sniffing expert :(
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wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:46,
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No but I think you might be on your way to journeyman status.(
Kroney, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:49,
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Afternoon LustyDo you advocate the use of celery salt in Bloody Marys?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:51,
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I know that a lot of people think it's the only way to make it a classic.However, I don't think it's necessary and I've made plenty a delicious one without it.
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wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:55,
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I wasn't sure of that, just wanted to ask after Monty was quite furiously against the idea of having celery with it(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:58,
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I don't like celery as decoration as I'm not a fan of it.Celery salt I don't have too much of a problem with as it goes well with the lemon in a Bloody Mary. But nah it's not necessary and not how I would prefer to make one.
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wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:01,
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Ahh, fair enoughI'm still yet to have one tbh!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:02,
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Plus celery is shit and for cunts.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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A dash of port is always an excellent idea to add some depth to a Bloody Maryor using fresh basil and cucumber for a summer morning version.
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wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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Weirdest crisp flavour of all time.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:08,
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British Mojito.I've mentioned it on here before. Ohhhh I would love one of those right now.
I really love G&Tea at the moment. Gin, elderflower, lemon and cold English Breakfast tea topped up with tonic. It's far tastier than it sounds.
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wanderlust, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:11,
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It's certainly the size of one.And green. And knobbly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:14,
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1) Currently, the gigs I've got coming up2) The despatch/dispatch/despach/despich/despathc manager that works here. That's a reference to her spelling, not mine.
3) You, ya faakin' pansy.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:48,
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1. The fact that I've managed to sneak out to the pub.2. The other people in the pub.
3. The barmaid.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:52,
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It's good It makes chavvy barmaids look more attractive.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:10,
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1) Singing2) Pigeons with gammy feet
3) Flats to let in Edinburgh
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:58,
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i'd like to see some singing pigeons with gammy feeti bet they could do the chacha slide
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goodfeathers was great, but runt was rain man in dog formyou can't beat that
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What about the pinky and the brain brain brain brain(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:12,
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fuck off I used to watch it in Spanish on TVE THAT'S HOW COMMITTED I WAS
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:15,
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I was doing Spanish so it helped me and I liked the programme(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:17,
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1. The text I just got off dream girl excites me.Happy as Larry's even more upbeat friend Rob.
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dream girl from home or north-east dream girl?(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:15,
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Home. North East one was just something I got caught up in because she said she fancied me when we were out last week. Plus she's 23.
(I'm still going to message her because I'm a cunt).
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oh dear i was just speaking to my mate whose ex filthhe saw a lot of dead bodies, one guy killed himself by wrapping himself in copper wires, attaching it to a timer and plugging himself into the wall
he wasn't found for over a month, and was shocked at 1pm every day for that time
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yeahbut covered in burns and maggots and flies when they found him
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I saw a dead rat floating in a bin of water the other day(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:17,
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another guy he saw had an asphixywankand his balls had swollen up to the size of boules
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BIT LIKE THE DEAD BLOKE!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:16,
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I THOUGHT YOU MEANT YOUR MATE WAS SHOCKED.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:21,
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I REALLY AM A FUCKEN PRICK EH?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:31,
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1 holidays2 gaping personality flaws like hypocrisy or shallowness. also dreadful clothes.
3 the screen. clearly.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:29,
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Gizmos and gadgets, such as apple products and video game consoles, good food, lovely opiates, pretty women who put out, ugly women who put out, seeing friends, making something amazing technology wise, some movies and tv shows, dogs, lots of stuff.
People who are tight or mean, people who are violent or have predijustes, The Real Housewives Of Orange County, things to do with eyeballs and needles.
Your pint, wanna do something about it? AND WHAT? AND WHAT? Thought so.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:58,
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1.Concert/gig tickets. Shiny new geek toys. Footballs.
2. Brown people.
3. BREASTS (My own)
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