Well this promises to be a LOL-packed thread.
Google News believes the most important/interesting news story in the world today to be...

An Australian politician has resigned.

Fucking hell, slow news day or what?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:02, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

lolpack, for a more amusing breakfast.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:03, Reply)

amusing bankrupt
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)

wut?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Farepak. You know, hamper company, went bust.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I thought you were having a dig at me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

fuck no

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I wouldn't have minded.
All my own fault etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

oh right. I was going for lurpack.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I was with you.
I couldn't think of anything amusing to follow it with. Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)

lurpack gold

/HenryKellylolz
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Gunther, you have control of the game.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I am a european principality of seven million people

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Luxembourg?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)

512,000

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Monaco?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

36,000

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Wales?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

3m

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Pakistan - sorry, I meant Luton

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

206,000

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:58, Reply)

You don't have much work on today, do you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Soz chaps
I hadn't actually chosen one
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Oh you cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Bastard

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)

I'm in a rather shit mood this morning, as I feel like shit
And when I got up this morning, it turns out the rabbit I put in the fridge to defrost has leaked, so I've had to clean up blood from every shelf below mine. Nice start to the day.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

you should have made sure it was dead before you froze it.
They leak less then.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Already deaded, also lacking it's head, tail, feet and fur (or is it pelt?)
I even have a picture of it when it was alive

LOL
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

steady
swipe will need to go back into therapy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

+retail

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Still, nice to have some rabbit in the fridge.
I made a jolly nice king prawn madras last night.

MORE NEWS AS IT HAPPENS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I'm making a rabbit madras tonight, should hopefully be good!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

It should indeed.
Never made a rabbit curry - this is most foolish of me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

First time I've made one tonight
Previously I've tried to make spicy pasta dishes, and it simply hasn't worked, as the rabbit is just too rich. So, I think a nice curry should be just the key!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Good in a stew and/or pies too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:15, Reply)

And is cheap.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)

£4 for the full rabbit, was rather happy with that

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

clickin dis cos a rabbits a kind of vibrator

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Is it boned? (tee hee)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Still the full carcass, minus the feet, head, skin/pelt and tail

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Some of the bones are weeny, don't be tempted to break them before cooking.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

But will it blend?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

That'd be rough.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Then blend it more, jeez

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Last time I was taking the meat off, I caught the knife in the backbone, and nearly took my fingers off removing it
Am a lot more careful now
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Long, low and slow cook and you can pick all the bones out at the end.
Plus you get the bones cooking in the curry.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Am aiming to slow cooker it

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Rabbit with pasta works the best with creamy sauces
and woody herbs. Delicious.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I made a lamb tagine last night to slow cook today
so I shall have a great deal of sweet Moroccan goodness when I get home tonight.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

This is why raw meat should always be stored on the bottom shelf

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Is this where you keep the bodies, Nakers?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Nah, I've stiched them into a teepee, for me to play cowboys and injuns in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it talks to Quinten again.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Shared fridge, shelf each sort of thing
So I couldn't, sadly.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

clickin dis cos it sounds rude

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)

The reason Google News believes that Monty, is because he was the former Prime Minister before a coup was held and he was ousted,
only to be put into a role where he had no support from the new Prime Minister, which has led to his resignation after other members of his party publicly slagged him off, which caused him to think that she agreed with what they said about him.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Thanks for the update pops
however Aussie politics ranks pretty low on the international news importance thermometer I'm afraid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I read that as 'Australian politics blah blah blah'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Feb 2012, 9:38, Reply)