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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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clients' expectations
the other side

the trainee

my workload

billing target of over £500,000 a year...

........ too much. i miss monty.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:57, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
for everything else there's mastercard.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
only if you have some sucker to pay it off for you

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
would that sucker be your dad?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)
I bet he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)
it's good he passed on this to swipey.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)
don't be so disgusting
i got that from my grandpa.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)
and your aunt buys you sex aids.
what a fucking disgusting family you have.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)
i can't believe you expected anything less

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Mmmmmm, disgusting family.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)
+ sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:16, Reply)
stupid sexy auntie

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)
has she bought you any pink vibrators recently and has she polished them with her gusset brasso first?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:27, Reply)
i haven't seen her in a few months
so they're probably all stockpiled like a....

..... i have no idea what simile to use for a stash of vibes. like an ann summers shop at christmas?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:36, Reply)
like swipey's aunt with a filled gash.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)
like a row of soldiers dipped in a peeled boiled egg

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)
like a row of cunt ammunition stacked by the breech

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)
that actually made my nose wrinkle involuntarily
well done
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
like eager cunt rats waiting by the sewer

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)
now you've made them sound like tampons

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)
is a tampon not a sex aid?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)
i fucking wish
for some stupid reason he's always had this idea that i should have to work. what a selfish tool.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)
half million pound billing target fives!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
You should arrange a mass texting to him from B3tans to piss him off. If all of us who have his mobile keep texting every hour asking him how he's getting on in Iceland we'll ruin it for him.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:00, Reply)
I think I have his number somewhere...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:01, Reply)
Let me know when we start.
I suspect roaming charges mean he has his mobile off.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:05, Reply)
I hope he has to pay to recieve texts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)
this is serious fucking bullying
genius
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I think we should do a trial run later today at 3pm and see what (if any) response we all get.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)
i don't have his number :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:12, Reply)
forever alone

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I'll gaz you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Do it. Giving his number to Quinten is far worse than any mass text abuse we arrange.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)
god, imagine if he texts as much as he posts?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:23, Reply)
if he really does have a gf, can you imagine what he must be like?
i bet it takes him about 137 texts just to tell her that he's going to annoy the fuck out of her by turning up at her office for the 137th day on the trot
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:30, Reply)
well cos we used to work together we used to have lunch all the time
we don't text or call much tho, we just see each other every other day and that, realtionship innit?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:33, Reply)
"realtionship"?
not sure. fictitiousship, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)
you can think what you like, i'm tired of arguing with you on the same thing every day
its like you never realise when you're losing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:35, Reply)
darling, the only "loser" here is your gf
she must be one desperate 'ho-bag, now that we've seen your pic.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I haven't seen the pic, I feel left out

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)
he looks like that dude who plays monica's bf in "friends" for a few episodes
and wants to be ultimate fighting champion.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:39, Reply)
sounding very bitter there swipe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)
how? you genuinely look like him
it's not as if i picked someone really horrific - the guy is in films and on tv ffs!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:44, Reply)
he looks quite short and fat, i'm neither
you do seem very angry
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:46, Reply)
john favreau, I think his name is.
he's a director too. Wow, does Q look like him, gosh that's dreamy!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)
well, in the one pic he's shown us, i think he does
in real life he could look much more like worzel gummidge or bradley cooper, nobody knows and nobody cares.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:49, Reply)
I care!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)
that's sweet
well, if you ask him nicely, i'm sure he'll show you ALL his pics
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
i wouldn't do that if i were you
we use a text marketing company for some of our business, i could send him thousands of texts for no cost at all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)

z s
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)
it's 01234 567890

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:15, Reply)
omg your so thick thats not a mobile numebr!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:18, Reply)
haha joke's on you
lots of guys have given me that number!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:19, Reply)
that
would not surprise me
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:22, Reply)
770 5519 is the one you really don't want to be given.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:43, Reply)
why am i missing this?
pls to explain
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:45, Reply)
it's badgers phone number

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:47, Reply)
no it isn't
he gave me that YEARS ago.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:48, Reply)
he's such an internet sex pest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:50, Reply)
i know
piston told me that badger gave him anal clap
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)
and that's why we need a cull

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
that is fucking low.
take that back. I wouldn't touch piston with Monty's and Quints pushing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
holy christ what an image
no way am i taking it back now!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I hope you aren't moist.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 11:05, Reply)
write it down
put a mirror next to it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:51, Reply)
i am guessing it says PISS OFF?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)
giss off?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:53, Reply)
do you have a special mirror that doesn't reverse 9s ?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:54, Reply)
vampire 9s innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)
*thunderous vampire nines*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Depending on which network he's on, it should cost him about 30p per text.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:20, Reply)
so 3 or 4 texts should finish him off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:30, Reply)
on a hair trigger, is he?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)

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