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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd like to apologise sincerely
to all those who have found my antics irritating today (on indeed any other). For those who have gazzed me their congratulaions, I bow to you.
Q: Where is Personality Horse?
Alt: What did you want to be when you grew up? My uncle wanted to be a horse. I wanted to be a Viking, I think.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:52, 191 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
to all those who have found my antics irritating today (on indeed any other). For those who have gazzed me their congratulaions, I bow to you.
Q: Where is Personality Horse?
Alt: What did you want to be when you grew up? My uncle wanted to be a horse. I wanted to be a Viking, I think.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:52, 191 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
do you know i don't think i've ever seen the popular page change as much as it has today?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
tru dat
and why didn't anyone congratulate you publicly? what are they afraid of?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)
and why didn't anyone congratulate you publicly? what are they afraid of?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:57, Reply)
wait, people actually gazzed you to congratulate you on losing an argument on the internet?
Oh boy
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Oh boy
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:55, Reply)
OK sunshine
Then you BOTH won. Now have a lollipop and come in for your tea
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Then you BOTH won. Now have a lollipop and come in for your tea
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Just as long as you don't keep going on about it
That's the important part
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
That's the important part
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I'm sure he has
His mummy will have to give him a special hug to make sure he is OK
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)
His mummy will have to give him a special hug to make sure he is OK
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I've rather enjoyed it.
Q: Don't know, don't care. He's like Beetlejuice though, mention his name, he'll usually turn up.
Alt: A policeman, for a very long time.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Q: Don't know, don't care. He's like Beetlejuice though, mention his name, he'll usually turn up.
Alt: A policeman, for a very long time.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:58, Reply)
They usually retire early, so you probably wouldn't be one for a very long time.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:00, Reply)
You couldn't be one now
You have to be a complete prick to be a policeman.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
You have to be a complete prick to be a policeman.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
You'd have to be a thin policeman to be a policeman?
I need more coffee
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
I need more coffee
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
That is precisely what has been proposed.
Edit: Not you having a coffee.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Edit: Not you having a coffee.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)
I'll take that as it being OK to have another coffee
Daughter has been up puking all night again and I'm on about 8 hours kip in 3 days
*sees elephants*
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Daughter has been up puking all night again and I'm on about 8 hours kip in 3 days
*sees elephants*
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Put out to pasture*
*Glue factory
Alt: I wanted to be a bored cunt staring at a computer screen wasting most of the working day talking to other bored cunts on the internet. Oh wait, no that is what I became. I wanted (and still do) to be a musician.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)
*Glue factory
Alt: I wanted to be a bored cunt staring at a computer screen wasting most of the working day talking to other bored cunts on the internet. Oh wait, no that is what I became. I wanted (and still do) to be a musician.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I have no idea where Mr The Horse has gone, sorry
Alt:
No idea TBH. Spaceman? Pilot? Something like that. I'm now 37 and I still don't know
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Alt:
No idea TBH. Spaceman? Pilot? Something like that. I'm now 37 and I still don't know
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:01, Reply)
People who care about that sort of shit are cunts
alt: A vet, an astronaught, a scientist.
I'm seriously considering starting my own buisness next month.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
alt: A vet, an astronaught, a scientist.
I'm seriously considering starting my own buisness next month.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Yes/no.
Start off with looking at enviromental testing of contaminated land. Move on to decontamination of land using lovely lovely payouts from landfill tax. Then moving on.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Start off with looking at enviromental testing of contaminated land. Move on to decontamination of land using lovely lovely payouts from landfill tax. Then moving on.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Hair takes up a lot less space than landfill though
Unless it is Monty's
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Unless it is Monty's
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:16, Reply)
33,390 ha of land currently (2009) vacant due to the not being decontaminated from previous use.
That can be just getting rid of diesel spills up to getting rid of anthrax or crazy shit like that.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
That can be just getting rid of diesel spills up to getting rid of anthrax or crazy shit like that.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:19, Reply)
It was a serious question
You'd need a lot of manpower and kit to clean up places.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
You'd need a lot of manpower and kit to clean up places.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Yep, but I'll be looking at very small areas at first.
less than an Acre. so old small industrial units, places where sheep dip was used etc etc.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
less than an Acre. so old small industrial units, places where sheep dip was used etc etc.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Sorry mate, I like you an all, but....
Quint is fast becoming my favourite poster of ever. I hope we can still be friends.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Quint is fast becoming my favourite poster of ever. I hope we can still be friends.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)
some of us got all the encouragement we needed from our paren... oh
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Does his collection of "lost boys" qualify him to be a Peter Pan?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:15, Reply)
my girlfriend's nephew is a marine biologist in belgium somewhere
she sent him a dog skeleton thing for his 21st
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
she sent him a dog skeleton thing for his 21st
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:21, Reply)
it wasn't even a real dog skeleton tbh
it was a sculpture of some sort, it looked happy
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
it was a sculpture of some sort, it looked happy
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
what does being a marine have to do with incest?
do you got incest on the brain, ol' drugsface?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)
do you got incest on the brain, ol' drugsface?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Her cousin is a marine.
She is a 'squaddie groundsheet'.
She's fucked her cousin.
= INCEST
Fuck me you're thick
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
She is a 'squaddie groundsheet'.
She's fucked her cousin.
= INCEST
Fuck me you're thick
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:27, Reply)
i don't think she's ever slept with anyone in the forces
and her nephew is a marine biologist, not a marine. your constant implications of incest aren't very respectful to your girlfriend, who has obviously been through such hardships and you should not make light of it
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
and her nephew is a marine biologist, not a marine. your constant implications of incest aren't very respectful to your girlfriend, who has obviously been through such hardships and you should not make light of it
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
What the fuck have I missed today?
Have there been shenanigans? I love shenanigans. It's a great word.
Shenanigans.
In other news, afternoon, Quendoids.
Alt: a writer, apparently.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Have there been shenanigans? I love shenanigans. It's a great word.
Shenanigans.
In other news, afternoon, Quendoids.
Alt: a writer, apparently.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Well, I can't be arsed going to look.
Is there a York Notes version anywhere?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Is there a York Notes version anywhere?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I called Quinten out for being a peasant.
He had a breakdown as a result. Chompy deleted a thread.
THE END (if only)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
He had a breakdown as a result. Chompy deleted a thread.
THE END (if only)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
keep on pushin' my love over the borderline
(all those other words to the song i can't remmeber)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)
(all those other words to the song i can't remmeber)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)
erm, no
you repeatedly tried saying mean things baout me, i said mean things back, some in caps, you got huffy cos i was pointing out taht you have failed at your entire life
i won, the end
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
you repeatedly tried saying mean things baout me, i said mean things back, some in caps, you got huffy cos i was pointing out taht you have failed at your entire life
i won, the end
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
would you please stop getting huffy with me now please?
its almost 5pm, i don't need this shit
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
its almost 5pm, i don't need this shit
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Sounds like you're both a pair of losers.
Believe me, it takes one to know one.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Believe me, it takes one to know one.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
So what nonsense have I missed today then? Battered's diagram is brilliant. Well brilliant for a nonce.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I am ambivalent about the whole thing
but then I've been on and off here today so it's not really affected me.
I wanted to be a pilot. But I never done it, I just said I done it so the policeman would take his truncheon out of my anus.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)
but then I've been on and off here today so it's not really affected me.
I wanted to be a pilot. But I never done it, I just said I done it so the policeman would take his truncheon out of my anus.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:28, Reply)
nope. RAF fast jet.
I lost interest after I failed to get a scholarship to University. Also, I don't fit into Tornado ejector seats.
*awaits LOLFAT gags*
But I'm always up for a gig as Quint's helicopter chauffeur, obviously
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I lost interest after I failed to get a scholarship to University. Also, I don't fit into Tornado ejector seats.
*awaits LOLFAT gags*
But I'm always up for a gig as Quint's helicopter chauffeur, obviously
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:34, Reply)
i don't think you need to worry about not being able to fit into an invisible chopper
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:37, Reply)
just cos you could never even afford one of those helicopter experience days
nad nobody would ever love you enough to buy it for you :(
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
nad nobody would ever love you enough to buy it for you :(
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Whether or not I could afford fifty 'helicopter experience days'
I wouldn't attend a single one. They sound like the sort of pathetic 'middle aged man' birthday present some cunt would buy for a fucking dullard who likes golf.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I wouldn't attend a single one. They sound like the sort of pathetic 'middle aged man' birthday present some cunt would buy for a fucking dullard who likes golf.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
nah, flying a chopper would be well cool
much less midlife crisis-y than getting a bird 13 years younger, doing drugs and failing at being a dad
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
much less midlife crisis-y than getting a bird 13 years younger, doing drugs and failing at being a dad
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)
i disagree right there, see helicopters are the preserve of the rich
and they're like more fun than a motorbike or a car,a nd get this right, they FLY
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)
and they're like more fun than a motorbike or a car,a nd get this right, they FLY
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Why would transport of any kind be 'fun'?
Sounds like 'dullard' talk to me.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Sounds like 'dullard' talk to me.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:47, Reply)
because
A) it FLIES
B) it can go weally FAST
C) walking everywhere takes pissing ages, you bankrupt, kiddy fucking dipshit
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)
A) it FLIES
B) it can go weally FAST
C) walking everywhere takes pissing ages, you bankrupt, kiddy fucking dipshit
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I suppose if you are of limited cranial capacity
then that sort of thing might impress you.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)
then that sort of thing might impress you.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:53, Reply)
yeah, what i should really be doing is taking 'large quantities of ecuadorian monkey powder'
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Helicopters are loud, uncomfortable and after 30 seconds dull as fuck. Bit like you kwuntin.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:41, Reply)
You're uncomfortable with your own personality
so you are compelled to repeatedly fabricate new ones. That's how we know.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)
so you are compelled to repeatedly fabricate new ones. That's how we know.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:46, Reply)
nope, you silly sod
i been honest for a long time, its jsut that i lead a normal life instead of making up lies about drugs and beheadings
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
i been honest for a long time, its jsut that i lead a normal life instead of making up lies about drugs and beheadings
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I don't know, I made a judgement from my opinion of your many personalities. I know you're a bellend though.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:48, Reply)
I think you mean 'well cool'*
*this is 'pikey' for 'very exciting'
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)
*this is 'pikey' for 'very exciting'
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:50, Reply)
i'm not surprised, your whole life is such a catalogue of complete failure
that this is like shooting fish in a barrel
a barrel shaped like your daddy damaged girlfriend, that is
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
that this is like shooting fish in a barrel
a barrel shaped like your daddy damaged girlfriend, that is
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:56, Reply)
oh you got me good there, what with that photo of me stooping, brilliant
i could never live this down, i will have to declare myself bankrupt, get a stranger pregnant and take up hardocre DRUGS
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
i could never live this down, i will have to declare myself bankrupt, get a stranger pregnant and take up hardocre DRUGS
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
You simply aren't witty or funny enough to maintain any level of interest from me.
Sorry.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
Sorry.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:59, Reply)
except that i'm outclassing you at every turn
i'm the oscar de la hoya to your (post 'arry) bruno
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)
i'm the oscar de la hoya to your (post 'arry) bruno
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:00, Reply)
yes, there are things outside the world of drugs, music and failin g at life
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
i'm not really into boxing, monty
at the moment you're not putting up much of a fight, mostly cos you don't have much going for you
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
at the moment you're not putting up much of a fight, mostly cos you don't have much going for you
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I've never seen it either.
It's just one more thing that gets him FRIGHTFULLY UPSET ON THE INTERNET.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
It's just one more thing that gets him FRIGHTFULLY UPSET ON THE INTERNET.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
kind of like when your girlfriend has daddy flashbacks mid coitus
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
search broke, wait a mo
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/me.jpg
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
www.b3tards.com/u/48ca4e4a50b7cad28251/me.jpg
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Hahahahahaha
You really do look like an oleaginous waiter. I thought it was a joke.
Dear God I actually feel sorry for you now. I'm going to leave you alone from now on. And poor Dawn. How does she cope?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
You really do look like an oleaginous waiter. I thought it was a joke.
Dear God I actually feel sorry for you now. I'm going to leave you alone from now on. And poor Dawn. How does she cope?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Is that the photo that prompted swipe
to start calling you "neckless"?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)
to start calling you "neckless"?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:20, Reply)
You look like a regional manager for Phones4U,
out in Reading town centre celebrating your 'divisional motivator of the month' award.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
out in Reading town centre celebrating your 'divisional motivator of the month' award.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:22, Reply)
^ typical working class attempt at one-upmanship.
I'll bet you love it at B&Q on a Sunday, on the way back from Dawn's parents', picking up a nice set of table mats, when you look around the car park and your 'Probe' has the most recent license plate in there. I bet you give yourself a top motivational 'high five'.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)
I'll bet you love it at B&Q on a Sunday, on the way back from Dawn's parents', picking up a nice set of table mats, when you look around the car park and your 'Probe' has the most recent license plate in there. I bet you give yourself a top motivational 'high five'.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:30, Reply)
sorry but what is your problem with class?
why would a bankrupt drug addict care about whhat class somebody else was?
you seem awful superior for someone who has so clearly failed at everything
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)
why would a bankrupt drug addict care about whhat class somebody else was?
you seem awful superior for someone who has so clearly failed at everything
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)
You seem to become rather upset
when your lack of it is pointed out.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)
when your lack of it is pointed out.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)
'I laaav you.
I want to mahrry you. Take me hom with you after your holeeeday, yes? We wheel be mahreeed, yes?'
Errr, can I just have the bill, please?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:42, Reply)
I want to mahrry you. Take me hom with you after your holeeeday, yes? We wheel be mahreeed, yes?'
Errr, can I just have the bill, please?
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:42, Reply)
i heard in later life Dennis the Menace got completely addicted to those
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I thought 'too slow fuckstick' was *your* nickname.
I'm so confused!
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I'm so confused!
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:58, Reply)
If that's what you think he's doing then you are even more dense than I thought.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:04, Reply)
Mine was better than yours spakkers you fucking abortion! Just to point out our online feud is shit compared to Monty and Cuntbubblin.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)
i remember wanting to be a stockbroker
what a child of the 80's. conveniently forgetting that i couldn't count for shit. and i had no idea what stockbrokers did.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
what a child of the 80's. conveniently forgetting that i couldn't count for shit. and i had no idea what stockbrokers did.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Not being able to count is no obstruction to be a stockbroker.
Not being able to find your arse with both hands and a map isn't an obstruction to being a stockbroker, to be honest.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Not being able to find your arse with both hands and a map isn't an obstruction to being a stockbroker, to be honest.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:35, Reply)
i was about 5
i think my dad taught me to say it so that people would laugh at me at parties :(
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
i think my dad taught me to say it so that people would laugh at me at parties :(
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I wanted to be a lawyer, thank god that dream died.
Right now I just want to not be in that horrible state of "am I tired? I can't work it out and am losing the will to live" post all nighter phase.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
Right now I just want to not be in that horrible state of "am I tired? I can't work it out and am losing the will to live" post all nighter phase.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:02, Reply)
this is a 'more for me' request isn't it? fucking paedononcezilla.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)
I've been lying in bed since about eleven, not moved really.
Think I've drifted off now and again.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Think I've drifted off now and again.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:10, Reply)
Baz I've left an assignment 'til the last minute and really can't be fucked.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)
No, sorry just checked, Richard Branson thinks you're a cunt too.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:13, Reply)
I'm done with last minute stuff, it wrecks my head bad.
I have one due in Friday, as soon as I get back to Newcastle tomorrow afternoon I'm going to bang it out and get it done with.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:24, Reply)
I have one due in Friday, as soon as I get back to Newcastle tomorrow afternoon I'm going to bang it out and get it done with.
( , Mon 19 Mar 2012, 17:24, Reply)
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